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'I'm sure I'll take you with pleasu re !' the Queen said.
'Twopence a week, and jam every other day.'
Alice couldn't help laughin g, as she said, 'I don't want
yo u to hire me- and I don't care for jam.'
'It's very good jam,' said the Queen.
'Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate.'
'You couldn't have it if you did want it,' th e Queen said.
'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never
jam to-day.'
'It must come sometimes to "j am to-clay",' Alice objected.
'No, it can't' said the Que en. 'It's jam every other day:
to-clay isn't any other day, you know. '
'I don't understand yo u,' said Alice. 'It's clrea clfully confusing!'
LEWIS CARROLL

Through the Looking Glass

�ST. JOHN'S COLLEGE YEARBOOK

1949
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND

Table of Contents

Th e Yea rbook is publi she d
by tho Junior Class &amp;f

St. John ' s Coll ege:
Editor

Patrick D. Davi s
Photogra phic Editor
Ch ar les D . Lewis Jr.
Bu sin ess M anag er
J erome G. Lansn er
Contributing Editors:
D ougl as G. Boyl e . Philip A.

The Electric Clock --------------------------Mathematics ----------------------------------Language ------------------------------------------La bora tory -----------------------------------------Seminar -------------------------------------------

THE DAY

Camponeschl,
Jerome
H.
Cantor, Bernard S . Cl or ety,
Edm ond E . di Tullio, Rich ·
ard T . Ed elman, Matso n G.

Ewe ll ,

Herb ert S .

Feinberg ,

W.

Bernard
Fl e isc hm a nn,
H . Fram e. Robert L.
Goldbe rg , Ri chard S. Ha rri s.
John P . Hayd e n, Th eodor e
W . He ndricks Jr .. He nry B.
Higman . L. Don ald Koontz.
Cl arenc e J . Kram er . Jerom e

Jam es

THE WEEK

Monday
Tuesday

Lans nor. Charles D. Lew is
Jr.. C. Ranl et Lincoln . L.
Stuart Linton Jr. . Th eodore
J . Otteson. P a tri cia Parslow .
L awrenc e H . Sherman . Thoma s
K. Simpson . John Sterrett.
Henry Wise

Wednesday

PhO'tog raph s by :
All e n
P.
Hoffman .
Harry
Kl s levitz . Ch a rles D. Lewis .
Rob ert
S.
Parslow ,
Jo.hn
Sterre tt

Thursday

Special Ph otogra ph s by
Marion E. Warre n
of Annapoli s

Friday

•
BOARD OF VISITORS
AND GOVERNORS
Chairman: Richard F. Cl e vela nd; Vi ce Chairm a n : Fran cis
P . Mill er: Secretary: W i lli am
Le ntz : Dr . Thoma s Parran
Jr. ; Dr. Amos F . Hutchin s ;
Edwin Wa rfi e ld Jr. : Paul L.
Banfi e ld ; C.lare nce W . Stryker;
Herv ey All e n ; Dr. Willi a m J .
Fre nch ; Mark Van
Doren ;
Ri chard
Scofi e ld : John
S.
Ki e ff er ; Brig . Ge n. William
C. Purn e ll ; Judg e Levi n C.
S alley; Ra ymond N. Wilbu rn :
John T . Harri son : Bromwell
Ault;
Robert
Oti s
Jon es;
Willi a m J . Gor man: Re ub e n
A. Hold e n : J . Vin ce nt J a mi so n Jr. ; Carl e ton M Itch e ll ;
Stewart C. Stackhouse.

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ADMINISTRATION
John S . Ki eff er. Pr esi d e nt :
Jac ob I( loi n. Acti n!] Dea n :
Lou is Graff. Acti ng Ass istant
D ea n ; Captain W a lte r Sharp
(S. C.. ) , U . S. N ., Rot .. Treas ur er ; Miriam S tr a ng e. Re gi s trar: Charlotte Fl etc he r . Librarian;
J oh n
G.
Gree ne,
DirectCH" of the Adult Program ;
Vict or
Zu ckerka nrtl ,
DIr ector of Mu s ic: Al exa nd e r
L.
Slafkosky,
Director
of
Athleti cs; Edward F . Lathro p
Jr .,
Alum,!
S ec r e tary ;
J.
Oliver Purvi s. M. D., College
Ph ys ici a n ;
Be ll a
Di skin ,
Di etitian : Archibald McC-ourt.
Sup erinte nd e nt of Bulldinqs
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Grounds;
Jam es
A.
Councilor a nd Comp a ny,
A uditor .

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�The electric clock
1 H E ST. JOHN' S Progra m has fo re ver been a subj ect of
deep con ce rn to both advocate a nd c ritic. It has initiated
so und and im agin a tive disc ussions abo ut th e value an d co ntent of liberal educa tion, and provo ked violent a rgumen t
a bo ut its purpose and direc tio n . Th e essen ce of th e Progra m
has n eve r been strictl y defin ed . It has been in consta nt
m otion w ith va ryin g speed an d direc tion. D espite m a ny a n
ad ve rse circumstance, th e Program has searched fa r into t he
r ealiza tion of its o wn "con scio usn ess." It is the heart of
th e C ollege . But, like all hearts, it depends fo r its fl o urishin g existence on th e beha vior of subse rvient o rgan s. O ne of
th e m ost important of these o rga ns is th e C ollege administration a nd th a t administration's policy . It is her e th a t th e
Progra m faces its first obstacle. It is here th a t th e Prog ra m ,
thro ug h n o fa ult o f its own, is subjected to a real con t radiction between the th eo retical a nd th e prac tical coll ege.
A pa rt fr om the Program , th e administra tive prin cipl es of
Mr . Buchan an's C ollege present a chronic and o ft entim e
ac ute dilemma to th e practical college . This dilemm a is of a
subtler sort than th e usual discrepan cy between tho ug ht and
ac t . Th eo reticall y, St. J ohn's was a vigorous n ega tion of th e
convention al prin cipl es unde r which most othe r prac tica l
coll eges operated. But w hat is even more impo rtant, th e
th eo retical college w as also a n ega tion of its o wn ph ysical
co unte rpa rt. St. J ohn's had to be unde rstood not onl y as a
positive eel ucation al r eaction to atrophy and in ertia ; it had
also to be und erstood as a coll ege with a problem pa rticul a rl y
its o wn . It had also to discove r so me n ew w ay of dealin g
with th e pr&lt;tctical con sequ ences of its o wn id ea, which in
th eo ry it see m ~ d to oppose . 'The prac tical coll ege had to he
h eld strictly in h ~ ncllest it inte rfere with th e tru e a nd idea l
purpose of th e th eo retical college . Tw o brief propositio n
r efl ectin g th e surroundin g substa nce of each of th ese colleges
will perhaps se r ve to illu stra te and distin g uish th e dil emm a.

learn . L earnin g, tho ug h a diffi cult a nd som e tim es ago niz in g
aff air, was so m ething th at had to be desired by th e stud ent.
No a m o unt of exte rnal, appa rent disc iplin e co uld substitute
fo r th e true inn er disciplin es of th e mi n d . Co nsequ entl y,
acquirin g th ese disciplin es was almost entirely th e· student's
ow n affair. A ltho ug h so m etim es un stable, th e st udent w as
n everth eless ass um ed to be a f ree and respo nsibl e individu al,
fo r fr ee dom was a n ecessary prerequisite to lea rnin g . Tim e
was n ot a se rio us problem to th e student o r th e teacher. As
a m atter of fac t, it wasn ' t a problem at all. L ea rnin g w as a n
etern al process of d iscove rin ~ clisca rclin 0 and rediscoverin b '
e:,
ooand this process had little r espect fo r con ve ntion al tim e.
W ith som e n atural an d reason able lim ita tio ns th e stu de nt
was all owed, if not en co uraged, to p ursue dog~eclly a problem until he had un ea rth ed th e spa n of its r amifi cation s, until
he had un cove red its inna te contrad iction . A nd contradictions, pa radoxes a nd dilemmas fl o w ed thick.
Such is th e th eo retical college, such th e "Gold en A ge"
revolution , th e undisciplin ed unrul y era of stimulatin g
t ho ug ht. But such a coll ege , co urageo usly con ceived as it
w~s, _co uld no t continue to exist on such ed uca tion all y n aive
pnn c1pl es. It bega n to die, slowly a t first, in 1937 .
YV_e now com e to o'ur second proposition , tha t of the
T o begin almost imm edia tely, entran ce
reqlllrem ents o£ som e so rt were n ecessa ry, despite th e nicely
s~run g toge th e r truth th at educa tion was fo r all m en , espeCially th ose w ho we re on th e low er run gs of th e education al
ladde r. Th en of co urse, th ere had to be g rad es, if only as a
sm all con cessio n to th e o utsid e wo rld a nd to those prac tical
m inded peopl e wh o th o ug ht such m atte rs co unted . H ere th e
th eore tical college face d a minute a nd pa rtic ul a r description
of th e la rger dilemm a. Th e th eoretical coll ege n ega ted
grades . T hey we re useless a nd unim po rta nt ; no m easure of
the stud ent's progress and ac hie vem ent. But there had to be
grade_s. Consequ ently, som e ela bo ra tely vag ue system of
m a rkmg was In stituted, suffi cientl y loose to satisfy everyon e
an d no one. Th e degree, thoug h a con ve ntion al stupidity,
prac ~ JCa l coll ege.

Ideally, and in its very ea rly yea rs, St. J ohn 's w as co nsid ered o nl y an occasion to begin o r co ntinu e som e se rio us
thinkin g and learnin g . It was a place yo u ca m e to, rega rdless of education al a nd social bac kg ro und , w hen you felt
yo u wanted to lea rn som ethin g, a nd left w hen yo u tho ug ht
yo u had. This, in cid entall y, was don e w ith som e degree of
regul a rity in the ea rly cl ays of " Th e G olden Age." Suc h
beha vior w as ·n ot fr ow ned upon by th e less conventio nall y
disc iplin ed fa c ulty, th e student bein g rega rd ed as a so mew hat
un sta ble learnin g anim al see kin g to acquire so m e roo ts a nd
tru e intern al disciplin e. Th e pertin ent qu estion s, to facu lty
and stud ent alike, we re ' H ad th e lea rn in g process begun 1
was it bein g stim ulated 1 ' N hat we re its o bstacles in gene ral
and w ith respect to a pa rtic ul a r stud ent ?' Acqu irin g t he discipl in es of th e respec ti ve a rts was n ot a job th at required
such questionabl e extern al stimuli as com petiti ve test. , r ul es
for a ttend ing classes a nd the like . It was co nceived to be a
r idic ulous propositio n th at one co td d fo rce a stud ent to

had to be g ranted, if not to sa tisfy the in creasin g scep ticism
of ga mblin g pa rents, th en a t least to calm th e cries of o-raclu"'
ate schools and g radu ate sc hool stud ents. Th en of co urse ,
m oney had to be raise d and intelligentl y spent. This problem
raise d a number of oth e rs. Th e g rant fr om the Sta te m ad e
it delica tely diffi cult to admit a Neg ro stud ent and althou o-h
this was n ot the tru e o bstacle to his admission, 'it neve rth el:S
had to be con sider ed. Stud ents had to be solicited and th e
alumni beca lm ed. N ew a nd va rio us reason s had to be
imagin ed to quiet the vicio usly no rm al c rav in g for a razzm a-tazz foo tball team. L est I appea r to slig ht th at n oble
and in spired institution , the Acc red ita tion Committee suffice
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1t to m ent1on th at ties and clea n shirts we re con side red in
o rd er. Tha t on ce deliciously fruit ful in stitution , "The Crisis"
beca m e an occasion fo r de risive laug hter, fru stra tion a n d
ind ec ision , in stea d of a healthy sig n of progress. Time beca me a vital probl em; so vital a n electric cloc k n ow stands
a t th e foo t of th e first lan d in g o f steps in McD owell H all.
A wo rd for th e Boa rd o f Visito rs an d Gove rno rs.
T he prac tical college was co min g into its ow n . H eaving
occasio nal sig hs of relief and an occasional ou tbu rst of a n o-e r
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th e th eore ti cal coll ege was slowly m ee tin g its m a ker . T he
necessa ry tra nsitio n fr om th e a rt of lea rn ing per se to t he a rt
o f at tendin g a good libe ral a rts sc hool was slow ly ta kin opl ace .
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Horseplay
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Stone House Conse rvatory

Th a t suc h a co nflict is n ecessa ry, n o on e can de ny. T o
reso lve th e conflict is to dissolve th e Coll ege . No am o un t of
co mpl ai nt, however appa ren tly justifi able, ca n eradicate t he
n ecessary shena nigan s th a t a college ad ministrator must
painsta kin gly obse r ve precisely beca use h e is a colleo-e ad . .
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llllllJStrato r. Na turall y, th e re a re "extents to which" an
ad ministratio n can go. It ca n eith e r m inimize t he impo rta nce
and power o f th e prac tical coll ege, or emph asize it. As the
adm inistra tio n chooses, so go th e fo rtun e of th e P roe: ram
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Before and after Math

Mathematics
THE TRADITIONAL arrange m ent of the St. John's
prog ram is often portrayed with tutorials, laboratories and
lectures revolving about th e seminar as a focus. "The
Seminar is th e focus of th e liberal arts" is an oft-repeated
phrase. As both heart and hea rth of the program, the semin ar rightly occupies the central position. The seminar demands on this account t_ e greater part of th e student's inh
tellectual activity.
Y et as we know from C opernican astronomy, the ultim ate justification for placing the sun at the center rests upon
the the ory of th e planets. The seminar, likewise, if it is to be
th e focus of a liberal edu ca tion, must not only shed light on
its planetary tutorials but be sustained and upheld by them.
Mechanically speaking, th e program is a system operating
under certain laws of mutual attraction. If just proportions
of attractive force are not maintain ed betwe en the parts, th e
system becomes chaotic: an anti-system .
Simply in the n ature of its system atic arrangement, the
program is in danger of becomin g unjust: first within itself,
and second within the "student-observer." Th e first species
of injustice com es about from the original irregularity of
som e of th e planets. In tryin g to regularize its orbit, one of
the planets m ay exercise an undue influence upon th e others.
In stead of leading to further harm ony and justice, catastrophe may r esult . Th e second kind arises out of a n atural
n ecessity. Planets only show th eir brilliance an d cla rity
when th e focus is obscu re. C onversely, the planets m elt into
obscurity when th e focus is at its brightest. Thus, to work
and observe in eith er ph ase alone prevents a proper understandin g of the whole. Th e program suffers much from
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part-time observation, losin g its unity and system. Th e
m eans whereby the student persuades necessity is in adhering
strictly to the 'IUY. 'r'IJIJ·cpov.
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Of these two injustices which are now present in the program and its students, the first appea rs the worst and in part
acco unts for the second.
Th e present stat_ of injustice in th e program has ca use d
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a disturbance in th e circulations of what was probably th e
most orderly and properly adjusted planet in th e system, the
m athematics tutorial. The planetary labo ratory, in tryin g to
find its proper orbit, has encountered th e math em atics tutorial. And the m ath ematics tutorial responded to the irresistible attrac tion of the laboratory to its sorrow. Strictly, w e
cannot say th e whole laboratory has been the cause, but
rather that par t of it whose theoretical base is in mathematics.
It seems that the gr eatest intelligibiliy of the science of
modern physics is brought out with the methods of the calculus. Since th e laboratory has chosen to make a more
equitable distribution of physics within th e junior and se nior
years, the burden falls on the math em atics tutorial to supply
th e calculus-tool · in th e junior yea r. But this r esults in a
squeezing of part of th e second year in to the first, and part
of th e third into the second . This causes some editin g to
relieve the pressure of the squeeze. It is very questionable
how prudent th ese procrustean ac tivities ar e. A ce rtain
amount of editin g is reasonable onl y if ca re is taken to m aintain continuity.
W e might take several examples. Th e number books in
E uclid were badly affected . This in turn hinders a clea rer
und erstandin g of Nichom achus, wh ich further adversely a£-

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fects a fru itful co mparison of Greek number theory with of the scien ce. Attention to the m eth ods involved in the
algebra and m odern number th eo ry in D ede kind. There solutions of the k ey problem s as are given in th e m ath em atica n be no doubt th at has te will r equire forego in g any care- cal classics contributes m ore tow ard th e developm en t of
fu l readin g and disc ussion of th e locus problem at th e en d analytical powers th an this hit-an d-run problem solvin g now
of th e third book of Apollonius. With out this one can easily infesting th e m ath em atics tutorials. Besides bein g bad pedaimag in e the confusion which will result when D esca rtes uses gogy, the latter species of problem solvin g points up a poor
th e loc us problem as th e crucial test of his application of alge- understandin g of analysis in general, and the proper uses to
bra to geom etry. This of course assumes th a t D escartes will which it can be put. Its present use reminds one of the
be more th an thumbed throug h. A ristarc hus' book on th e cookbook co urse in th e qualitative analytical chemistry labSizes and Distances of the Sun and Moon will go, if it has oratory.
not already gon e by the boa rd. The fact th at it is one of th e
It is comm on practice to point th e acc usin g finger at
archetypal scientifi c treatises, combinin g demonstration, obHumphries H all whenever anythin g goes wrong with th e
servation and m easurem ent, providing th e soundest appre- oth er parts of th e program. It would be foolish to deny
ciation of th e laboratory and its m ethods will probably hardly th at th e laboratory has been in bad shape. It wo uld be just
be consid ere d. This, all clone for th e sa ke of th e laboratory. as foolish to say that in making a sin ce re attempt at rectiWe could continu e to enumerate th e ha rmful effects of this fi cation th e laboratory has n ot collided with th e math em atics
sq ueeze.
tutorial. It see ms to us th at most of th e difficulty comes
The general effect of m ovin g th e calculus to th e third from a lack of any clear statement abo ut th e ultim ate aim s of
year was to crea te an in consid era te ed itin g and heighten ed
th e labo ratory and m ath em atics tutorials sepa rately, and th e
feeling for racing aga in st tim e to cover th e required material, two in combin ation. This indefiniteness can not be mainthereby ruling out necessarily tim e consumin g discussions tain ed constantly with th e oversimple answe r th at th e qu arrel
which are th e sine qua non of clarifying insig hts.
between Humphries and McDowell is one of th e perennial
To show their unbound ed zeal for th e calculus, some problem s in the infinite sc heme .
tuto rs in r ecen t yea rs have found it desirable to turn NewC ertain directiv e principles a re implicit in usin g the g reat
ton's Prin cipia into m odern analytical form for th e edifica scientifi c boo ks as textbooks in tutorial s an d laborato ries.
tion of th eir students. ' Ne adm ire this J ac k H orner feat
Th ey a re not simply goo d m aterial fo r th e attainmen t of
but feel that tim e would be m ore thoughtfull y spent if som e
operational facilities. · They are solutions in which insights
effort were m ade at elicitin g N ewton's r elation to Aristotle,
ar e precipitated. Ordinary textboo ks a re merely th e developPtolemy, Copernicus, K epler and Galileo. vVe r ealize th e
ments of th e in sig hts. They tend to obscu r e the solutions in
tediousness of th e geo metrical m ethod, but it offers no
which th e precipitation took place . To recover th e insights
serious difficulty of any amount if ca re is taken with E uclid
and precipitatin g solutions is th e rationale of r eadin g the
and Apollonius. This kind of r econversion would be acceptorigin al contribution s and perform in g th e cru cial experiab.le and make a good deal of sense if it w ere actually co upled
ments. R eadin g books like Apollonius, G alileo and D eso-e
Wlth the gr eat books in m odern analysis like Lagran b '
F oun.er and Maxwell. As it is, th ese boo ks remain un- cartes and performing experim ents like those in music and
some of th e freshman and junior laboratory exe rcises attests
touched and the reconversion goes on.
to a non-con ve ntional understanding of th e functions of th e
T l1 e old argum ents for oper ational facility see m to have
math em atics tutorials and laboratory. Th e problem is one
won th e clay over to additional pressure of th e laboratory.
of makin g th ese implicit principles quite explicit. If th ese
In. .c: rtam of th eir r elations to th e labora tory, operational
principles collide too harshly with th e facts, th ey should be
ab1llt!es of necessity have to be inculcated within th e mathehonestly dropped, and m or e intelligible principles established.
m atics tutorials. One would hardly push these particular
It is becomin g m ore and m or e difficult to see how the prescases to th e point where they affect the teac hin g in m ost of
th ~ ot~e r parts of math ematics. Oper ational facility consists ent principles are g uidin g and directin g th e m eans; the clay
pnmanly Ill the ease with which the student solves problems. to clay fun ctions of the laboratory and m athematics tutorial.
Granting th e new endeavours of th e laboratory in rightin g
We don't a rg ue against problems per se. Th e solutions of
its irregular orbit, w e still feel th e presen ce of an enervatin g
problems a re at the heart of Euclid Apollonius D esca rtes
Newton, et al. But in th ese boo ks ~h e pro blem~ have rele~ and stagnatin g hostility between the aims of the College and
vance, and are the m eans orcle rin o- th e whole dem onstrati ve th e laboratory and m athem atics tutorials. This state of ind'
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scourse. vVhat pass currently for problems a re usually th e justice, unless it is r ectifi ed, leads to an in stability and disrandom gath erings from examin ations pl ace d at th e end of harm ony th at only a nother r evolution is capable of r em edy~he chapter 111 m ost textboo ks. T o say th e least, th ey are ing . In a dem ocratic system r evolutions are som etimes to be
Inno~uous and sufferabl e; to say th e most, th ey are harmful heartily welcomed . But in this case, th e turnin g would land
and Irrelevant. '_[hey have a tend en cy to be m er ely exerc ises th e C ollege back into familiar trac ks of present liberal arts
l11 formula pacldm g, and detractors fron'il- th e real problems
institutions.
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�Language
A CRITIQUE o f th e teac hin g of la ng uage du rin g the
past academic ye ar is m ade very difficult for two reason s.
First, it h as ceased to be clear wh at the purpose of th e
lang ua ge tutorials is - we w ill th erefore scrap all re fe ren ce
to the catalog ue. Secondly, th e ac tual teachin g based itself
on so m any di ffe rent theories th at it wo uld be useless to
attempt a recr eation of orignal purpose from it. Criticism
of this state of affa irs is by n ecessity Aristotelian, n ot
an alytically Aristotelian because ther e is not much to an alyz e,
but of a kind w ith the " G en eration of A nimals," pure
classification by the onlooker. A fter this h as been acco mplished, th e critic will attempt to create the id ea of a on e out
of w hat was shown to th e eye . H e w ill, I predict, close with
that n ote of optimism which Plato first saw throug h and
A dam Smith has tem porarily left with us.
Th e tutors to wh ose ca res th e teac hin g o f lang uage was
confided, condu cted their classes in roug hly fi ve diffe rent
m ann ers : th e divinely m ad, th e philosophical, the phil ological,
th e th eological and th e unliter ate manner.
Of th e last category, very little should be said . H appily,
only on e or two tutors fitted into it - it is a rare avis and
mig ht die out. A tutorial of that class is a place where, after
a prelimina ry stud y of gramm a r-text, th e assig n ed rea din g of
the yea r is begun - and stays at the beginnin g . Th e students who come to such a class with the intention of applying themselves, study gr ammar with tempo and hope that
on ce th e "real r eadin g " sta rts, things mig ht look up. But
then th ey see that th e tutor in cha rge is n ot in teres ted in this
eith er - and turn s out to ha ve onl y a slig ht kn owledge of
the lan g uage to be taug ht. A t this point, eve n the best students cease to prepa re th eir work - a mutual pac t sprin gs
up between tutor and stud ents, and th e class becom es a m illpoint of gripes, parlour co nve rsation, cigare ttes and bore dom
w hich ends on th e don-rag's lyin g note o f brass. Such classes
exist everywhere. Th e only trenchant criticism of this unliterate level at St. J ohn's is that it a! ways exists in so me
fr eshman tutorials. H eterogen ous groups of un edu cated boys
are entrusted to th e ca res o f m en wh o are n ot interested in
teaching them , wh o do n ot kn ow what th ey are suppose d to
teach. This situ ation brin gs about disappointm ents and fosters
a cynicism which, fo r so me fr eshmen, dies hard.
As has bee n said, th e dan ger of such instruction is compa ratively small - even th e dullest student becomes a ware
of the inco mpetent path of th e tutorial. A much grave r
peril, on the oth er hand, is prese nted by the tutors of th e
philological school. It is probable that wh en these m en
j oin ed th e St. J ohn's faculty, th ey we re shocked by th e n ews
th at Gree k w as to be taug ht her e in two years, and Fren ch
and G erman w ere given on e yea r each. Th ey remember
that it took them very lon g to master th e intricacies of eac h
lang uage at some N ew E n glan d G erman university m any
years before. Th e student who com es to them is se rve d up
g rammatical minutiae and told that here he w ould lea rn
"just Gree k." The assign ed text is cut into fra gm ents and
submitted to an an alysis so close that the m ea ning of the
w ords is lost. Stud ents leave th e tutorial with stagge ring

loads of hom ework in w hich th ey can see n eith er rhym e n or
reaso n and are kept at by shee r pedantic pressure. As th e
year passes, howe ver, they construct a rational fr am ework of
belief for th em selves th at w ill make se nse of th eir purposeless
activity. Th ey have so mu ch to do eac h nig ht that they
cr eate a co mpensation for their hard lab; ur - th e praise and
r eward of th e philological teacher becom e real, his rebuke
is taken se riously. At th e end of th e year, by clint of disciplin e, he has won his students over. H e has m ade them see
that lan g uage is th e lifeless fl at brick ten ement th at he has
presented and th ey h ave acc ustomed them selves to living in
its squa re rooms. Their knowledge is a chec kerboard, a gam e
w hich they w ill or w on ' t fo rget - an experience with out
depth and f ull of reason. The philologist has shown th em
th e nin eteenth century r ealm of " g ramm ar" wh ose up wa rd
dialec tic is th e empty r oot of so und .
W e n ow procee d to th e th eologians. As such mig ht be
classifi ed all those lan guage tutors whose teachin g aim is
m ainly m oral. They hope to m ake th eir students .i nto better
m en ove r and above th eir knowin g G erman, G ree k and
F ren ch. In th e tutorial, all religious texts are emphasize d
and th e discussion of th e oth ers is centered on extrac tin g
m oral val ue fr om them. v\Then th e am oral laws of g ramm ar
are studied - and g ramm ar is em phasized here because th e
good man cr eates onl y secondaril y and thinks last - m emorization of th em is consid ered a m oral good. The ac tion is
made to be what the co ntent cann ot offer. The don-rag of
th e theological lan g uage tutor is a m oral se rmon, made all
th e m ore strikin g because th e student's life and his study of
lan g uage a re subj ec ted to an eth ical judgm ent on th e same
m oral plan e. Even if one we re to g rant the id entity of
ethics and aesth etics which such teachin g assumes, it is highly
doubtful wheth er any on e system of morals m ay be written
into this hig h equation. "'That th e th eological lan g uage tutor
forge ts is that he is th e most subj ective teacher of all in
allowing his subj ect-matter to be identifi ed with his person al
beliefs. Should H oly Writ or the T almud control th e true
approach to Plato, G oe th e or F laubert l
A s far as th e opinion of this critic is co nce rn ed, it is th e
philosophical lan g uage tutors who have don e the best teachin g job las t year. This g roup of m en , wh o w ere m ainly
centered in th e G erman part o f th e prog ram, all had th e
advantage of a good education with an emphasis on the
literary and historical values . Th ey w ere able to fit their
gen eral education into the lin g uistic schem es th ey attempted
to impart with out diffi culty. Th eir teaching o f th e lan guage
as such was fl awless sin ce they kn ew its intricacies and th e
brid ges th at lea d fr om it to En glish. Their r eadin g of literary
and philosophical texts was well coo rdin ated w ith se min ar
rea din gs and th ey had , at th eir disposal, en oug h inform ation
to accelerate th e process of intelligibility for the student. It
m ight be sa id, by w ay of criticism, that these philosophical
tutors we re som ew hat too well edu cated for th e purposes of
ge neral in struction, i.e . thj t they did n ot confine th emselves
to th e context of th e syllabus alon e but furnished information that only toucl1 ed it tan gentiall y. T o th e student for

wh om even th e elementary ph ases of th e wo rk to be acco mplished w ~ re unclea r, this w ealth of auxiliary in sig hts was
m or e a hmdran ce th an a help in th at it se rve d to confu se
him even m ore. E qually, th e amount of wo rk to w hich
the st_
udent wa ~ subj ected in th ese classes w as, at tim es,
excessive. But If one takes the give n probl em of teachin a
en ough G erman to r ead K ant and G oe the in a yea r int~
ac~o unt, _h e_ work of th e tutorials co nducted al on g formally
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philosophiC lm es was th e best in th e C ollege this pas t yea r.
Th e w ork of th e divin ely m ad lang uao·e tutors is the
hard est to criticize. On th e on e hand, th e st~clen t finds himself compelled to exe rcise his intell ec t in a trem endous ra n ge
of Id eas. On th e oth er hand , th ese id eas a re alm ost n ever
f~ rmul a t~ d with th e precision and distin ction proper to th em .
Smce ~lnl oso ph y rests on lan g uage as its onl y m ea ns of
expressiOn , It should be fo rmulated, as far as it is effa bl e, in
exac t terminology. "'Then it becom es in effa bl e it should be
disc usse d in th e provin ce of relig ion or th e fin e a rts. The
divin ely mad lan g uage tutors should ta ke this distin ction into
acco unt (which th eir beloved Pl ato has m ade so many tim es)
and con vey It to th e1r stud ents. For oth erw ise, th ese will
begin to believe th at w hat th ey utter under the spell of E ros
and Bacc hu s IS really truth , even w hen it is un acco mpanied
by that bea uty which th eir divin ely mad tutor l1 as taug ht
th em to despise . Th ey will - an d have - com e to love th e
in e~a ble and sublim e and to despise th e bea utiful , a path ological pa radox which is th e specialite de La maison at St.
J ohn's. A lso it is to be criticized that th e divin ely m ad tutors
o_ften_ forgo t th e l ~a rnin g of th e pa rticul ar lang uage in qu estiOn ."1 th e1r fr antiC race towa rds th e form L ang uage . Y et,
d~sp1te th ese draw bac ks, th e divin ely m ad lang uage tutorial
still kept on e fea ture that place d it above th e oth ers. It alon e
all ows for th e pl ay of spontan eous feelin g , th e crea ti ve impulse, th e involven: ent o f th e w hole human path ology w hich
have been produ ctive 111 th e formation of th e Grea t Boo ks.
If the di vin ely m ad lan g uage tutor and his stud ents we re all

g rea t poe ts and thinkers, this tutorial w ould stand out as an
excellent teac hin g experiment. But then it wouldn't be
necessary.

If o n e . accepts th e classifi cation of lang uage tutors and
tuton a1s, 1t remains to be seen how an ideal tutorial w ould
look, providin g th at th e sa m e tutors wo uld rem ain and could
lea rn fr om one an oth er. It would seem that th ere is n o thin a
to be lea rn ed fr om th e unliterate classes except their leisure~
A ll lea rnm g must be made clea r to be und erstood an d, for
most m ortals, cl arity m eans slown ess. F rom th e ))hil oloa ists
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we ca n I ea rn g rammati ca l pr ec isen ess and be reminded th at
a rea din g kn owledge of a lang uage im plies so me substan ce ,
~l o t onl y form . The th eological tutors m ay teach us th at all
In stru cti On is f utile if it does n ot take th e en d of m an into
acco unt. The larg e fund of litera ry- historical kn owled ae
':hich th e philosophical tutors possess brin gs us to the realiz~­
tiOn th at bea uty is n ot easy an d sim ple, but difficult and co mplex - a truth that is often for aotten here. A t last the
divin ely mad tutors should be imit~ ted by th eir coll eag~es in
on e way - th ey alon e ta ke into acco unt th e notion th at
!ang uage is alive, th at it is a flu id substan ce and, as all life,
IS bo rn , co nveys love, and dies .
Thu s it beco mes appa rent th at, w hile th e teachin g of
lan g uage at St. J ohn's off ered little succo ur to th e individ ual
stu~ent of 1948-4 9, it co uld improve n ext yea r if th e expe n en ces o f th e fac ulty were pooled and amalgam ated into
a co mbm ecl un1fi e_d d irec tion. Or better still, th e re-appea ran ce of an 1mposs1ble m an (o ne of a few) w ho co mbin es th e
best parts of all th e ca tego ries and elud es th em all - a aood
:eac her in oth er wo rds, mig ht brin g abo ut this re-integr; tion
111 a more forceful w ay. Th e end of th e pas t yea r has given
us so m e glim pses of such an event, and prospec ts fo r th e next
yea r see1 even mo re prop itious. Th e teachin g of lang uage
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0 1we ll' s " Nm eteen E ig hty- Fo ur" oug ht to show us. veIt as
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Eight
N ine

�Laboratory

THIS H A S BEEN a yea r fo r not criticiz in g the
la boratory. We hope t his relative sil en ce on th e
subj ect does n ot m ark a decrease in th e restless
inter est w hich th at active discussion used to demonstrate. It ce rtainly does n ot mea n th at a solution has been fo und to th e ge neral probiem of
the pl ace of scien ce in th e program , although
th ere ha ve been interestin g developments in the
laboratory this year.
T he debate of a yea r ago made it clea r that th e " labo ratory" problem is really th e "scien ce" problem, and that it is
much broader than th e qu estion , "What are we to do at the
w orkbench in Humprh ey 's/" O ur aim is to brin g the li beral
arts in th eir fullest possible sco pe to bear on natural ph enomen a, and on th e ph en om en on of n atural scien ce itself. W e
ao-ree in this but to wh at extent and in wh at manner this is
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to be done in th ose two a ftern oon s eac h wee k re mains at
present an open question .
T he old term " laboratory arts" was misleadin g because
it suggested th at th e labo ratory was the plac~ w here we
de veloped skill s w ith our han ds and th e obser vatlonal powe rs
of our senses. \ Ve had come to think of th e laborat ory as a
place w here we contac ted nature directly, and con sequently
did n ot speculate. VIe hound ourselves to a sharp distinction
of th ought and its obj ect w hich perh aps tended to m ake our
semin ars barren , and ce rtainly cast an unn ecessary, or unn ecessarily localized, obsc urity over th e laboratory. With the
music prog ram th is year an d, in gen eral, perh aps a m ore
rece ptive attitude tow ard the fin e art of rh etoric w hich after
all r elies heavily on our observa tion al and imagin ative powe rs,
we are m ovin g aw ay from that prejudice.
T here is a n opposite danger, which eve ryon e recognizes
and som e ve ry much fea r, th at we w ill violate real distin ction s an d fo rce th e program into a co mic pattern, in which
all fits togeth er in a " grand synth esis." This con cern probably acco unts for th e ten acity o f th e opin ion th at th e laboratory is an a bsolutely unique and insc ruta ble ele ment of the
program. Both a desi re to integrate the laboratory into our
oth erwise liberal program, and a. basic mistrust of such
efforts, have influen ced recent developm ents in th e laboratory.
Those who are suspicious o f integration urge that in the
laboratory w e face the un yieldin g fac ts of m atter, w hich we
must th ere deal w ith in th eir own terms. It is of course clear
th at th e liberal arts are operati ve, but the ratios and syllogisms
an d images are out of our co.ntrol, as if th ey dictated themselves to us. Or, if n ature does n ot so simply disclose herself
Te1t

Fres hma n Bio logy -

Cat l ab

to us, we must at least accept and learn modern theo ry of
n atural scien ce , w hich has becom e a phen om enon in its own
right in our w orld . Only after we have esca ped from these
two hard m asters into th e comforta bly sterile air of th t&gt; se min ar, w ill it be proper fo r us aga in to asse rt oursel ves.
Th e objecti ve of our six hours in Humphrey' s becom es
th at of presenting con venient n atu ral ph enom en a in the
clearest and m ost di rect way, an d of developing fr om th em
in a straig htforwa rd and logical mann er current th eo ries of
scien ce. To do this well in volves care ful plannin g, wellw ritten texts and lectures, and modern laboratory equi pmen t.
Every effo rt is bein g m ade to supply th ese for th e St . J ohn's
la boratory. T he improvem ent io equipment has been evident
durin g the past three yea rs ; th e most strikin g example is in
th e fi eld of physics, w here, fo r in stan ce , reso urce ful use of
w ar-surplus equipm ent has prov id ed du al-tube ca th ode ray
oscillogr aphs for th e stud y of alternatin g current th eo ry.
This summer a group of th e fac ulty w ill be .at wo rk rew ritin g th e texts in physics an d chemistry; th e aim w ill
probably be continuity of thought and clarity of presentation,
w ith out any m ajor chan ges in plan . The summer should also
see a n ew series of exercises in physical chemistry fo r th e
third year. It is an official hope th at n ext yea r's laboratory
tutors will be spared mornin g tutorials, leavin g th eir time
free for adva nce study of th e subj ect and the equipment, and
alleviatin g the ear - to-m outh routin e which has bee n extremely difficult for tutors n ot already trained in the science they
a re teaching . P erhaps th e best om en of all is the promised
elimination of th e tradition al h aze of poor mimeograp hin g,
w hich is to be dispelled by a n ewly acquired vrn-i-type machin e, an electrically impelled device for w ritin g good lab
m anuals.
It is fair to say that physics and chemistry a re pre tty w ell
established in this conservati ve pattern . There are usually
one or two hours o f con vention al lecture each w ee k, with
th e r em aind er of th e time spe nt at th e ben ch. It has become
axiomatic that all th e scien ce studied in the fo ur yea rs must

be swea ted out sooner or later at the wo rkbench ; possibly we
all ow th e term labor atory to tyrannize over us. This is not
to say th at th e texts n ever raise thought-provokin g questions,
or that the labo ratory exercises are n ever acco mpanied by
readings from th e great auth ors: but the burde n of attem ptin g to m ee t scien ce in its own terms, learnin g scientifi c th eory
and techniqu es, gen erally preclud es not only speculation beyo nd the imm ed iate problem , but often even refl ection on
th e immed iate problem itself, and it actually alm ost entirely
eliminates any possibility of genuin e experience in th e indu ctive m ethod . The St. J ohn 's physics and chemistry laboratories do not diffe r essentially from th e con ve ntion al college
la boratory, except in scope and possibly rigo r in reasonin g;
the objecti ve, to lea rn scien ce and labo ratory skill as well as
possibl e, is essentially th e sa me. \ V hatever is uniqu e a bout
the St. J ohn's a pproach to science is, in this view, rese r ved
fo r another part of th e program .
Ano th er attitud e, which see ks to give our minds free access
to the labo ratory, h as it th at this broa der co nsideration of
sc ientifi c meth od and n atural ph enomen a is ac tuall v not taken
up ade quately anyw here else in th e prog ram , and ~o just gets
left out. Se min a rs fail to conn ec t with th e laboratory, beca use we have fa il ed to understand th e signifi can ce of th e
laborato ry as we wo rked . Th ere is no esse ntial discontinuity;
sem in ar and labora tory oug ht to be sensitive to on e an oth er.
Som e such belief is embodied in th e new text fo r freshm &lt;tn
biology, written by Mr. L oga n and introduce d this yea r.
The obj ecti ve of th e se ries of exe rcises is " to ena ble the student to fo rmulate, investiga te, and think intell igently abo ut
pe rennial problems in biology." To organize laboratory
work towa rd such an end, it is necessary to disco ver so me
so rt of sc heme in terms of w hich th e qu estions can be raised
and thinkin g stimulated and to so me ex tent g uided . T he
scheme w hich M r. L ogan had adopted is a statement of fo ur
broad ca tego ries, under w hic h he believes most of th e problems of biology ca n be grouped . H is catego ries:
T he biological rela tion ( 1) betwee n part and w hole ;
(2) betwee n fo rm and fun ction ; ( 3) he tween homology

Sop homore Chemist ry - Electro lysis of water

Se nior Ph ysics -

El ectro nics

and an alogy; ( 4 ) be tween indi vidu al a nd en vi ronm ent. For
exampl e, und er the first come anatomy and embryology;
un de r th e seco nd, th e organs and system s of digestion , sensa tion, etc.; under th e third, classifi catio n ; und er th e fo urth ,
adap tation. Th e term is divid ed into th ese four pa rts, and
eac h laboratory exer cise begin s with th e statement of certain
broad sub-problem s wit h which it w ill be pa rticularly conce rned. O f equal impo rtance wi th th e wo rk in th e laboratory are readin gs fr om Gree k a uthors, chiefl y A ristotle, but
in cl ud ing also G alen, Plato, and others. This tec hnique ha
g row n ou t of past experien ce in readin g D ar win , Virchow,
H a r vey, and other auth ors in conn ectio n with other biology
labo ratories, but probably neve r h as th e sa me serious effort
been made to co rrelate rea din g and class discussion w ith
ac tual laboratory wo rk. It is not expected th at any subject
will be covered with th oroug hness; r ath er , a selection has
been m ade fro m four yea rs of biology exe rcises with the intention of raisin g th e large r qu estions and stimul atin g thoug ht
an d interest in probl ems w hich w ill be examin ed in g rea ter
detail in future biology work.
Th e n ew program for freshm an biology r emind s us of th e
sort of refl ection on th e ph enomena of n ature w hich is ou r
obj ecti ve, w heth er we are to do it in Humphrey's or elsewhere. Fo r the most pa rt, it is n ot bein g clone anywhere in
the program . Th e semin a r discussions are n ot capable of
makin g th e conn ection w ith th e labo ratory un aided . If th e
laboratory is in gen eral n ot interested in laying the groundwo rk for this und erstand ing, it is diffi cult to see w here else
it ca n · be fitted into our crowded sc hedul e. Th e labo ratory
dese rves credit fo r its progress on th e level of becomin g
acqu ainted with sc ien ce, but our prim a ry con cern an d r eal
interest is with a hig her leve l o f comprehension . O rga nization of th e la boratory progra m to illumina te th ese la rge r
problems of m eth od and content of th e n atur&lt;Jl scien ces w ill
admittedl y be ve ry diffi cul t, pe rh aps fa r m ore so in gen eral
th an in th e case o f biology, w ith which we have always been
m ost successful. N o on e, on th e oth er han d, will offer this
difficulty as our reason fo r n ot m aki ng th e attempt.
Eleven

�tions useful.
crammm g.

The eff ec t on stud ents was to sta rt them

The in cr ease d emphasis on exam s in tutorials and labs had
th is degrading influen ce: th at as one was m arked for his
wo rk in th ose parts of th e progr am and daily broug ht to
acc ou nt, and as it was see mingly easier to fak e one's way
thro ug h se min ar or just so rt of sit in, w e were tempted to

Aristotle- Alpha

sell o m on " the substantial co re of th e whole program" and
ma ke our m ark wh ere it wo uld be imm ediately record ed.
J\1a ny r ecognized this and m ade a special effort to do th eir
semin ar r eadin g well. Th ey struggled with varying success;
read in g was gener ally poor. You co uld tell if som ebody was
"gettin g everythin g don e" by how terrible he loo ked. A
demoralized and mixed up co mmunity affected th e semin ars,
as w ell as everythin g else we did .
St. J ohn's likes to think of itself as a co mmunity se t apa rt.
vVhat see ms to be se ttin g us apar t more and more may be

THE YEAR'S \VORK in se mm ar, most would say, did

G ood leaders are also a necessity in th e upper classes, less

see n m one of ou r current id eas: th e id ea th at St. J ohn's
should be a m onas tery, an intell ec tu al m onas tery, and that
all tha t was done th ere th at counted was a sin o-le-mind ed
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detac hed stud y. Tl1 e original idea, so unh ap pil y misunderstood, was, I think, th at a college should be like a m onas tery
w here so methin g like two thirds of th e tim e was spent in
stud y, th e r est in m anual labo r. And so the readers of the
C ollege catalogue are led to believe we spend the aftern oons

not differ in an y essential respect from that of previous years.
Th ere w ere som e excitin g evenings, so me dull, som e frustrating . In this sem inar or in that, some found fault. A
few had faith in semin ars for better or for worse, en joying
th e battle of words, respectin g the quality of the subj ect

to direct, chasten and temper bold spirit, th an to shock a

playin g gam es; th e co nsc ien ce of th e C oll ege bids us ge t

ce rtain smu gn ess out of our now initiated youn g minds. W e
tend after a while to lin e ourselves up with a se t of doctrines,
and payin g increasin g lip-service to th e program and a party
lin e, we no longe r wrestl e so har d with th e dog mas of th e

hack to wo rk. Sleepy, ove rtired, nervous, hurried yo un g
men attemptin g to think clearly in seminar conversation,
were a not unusual spectacle. Th e stress laid on us served
chiefl y to take away the pleasure natural to progress 1n
learnin g.

Seminar

matter and supposin g a comm on purpose.
As always, th ere was recognition of the importance to
seminars of a good leader. No long experience in seminar
is r equired to r eveal th e dan gers of dialectic among yo ung
m en first fe eling their intellectu al oats. Irritation , impatience,
and dog and cat fi ghts are our rath er natural beginnings. It
see ms to be this way, and with freshm en especially. Th e
imagination runs strong, and it has perhaps always been
und erstoo d that th e restraint of wisdom and age is a neces-

va rious arts and sciences, in th e continu al exa mination of
w hich philosophy m ay be said to consist. As soon as w e profess ourselv es w ise we becom e fools, and we depend chiefl y
on our seminar lea ders, who are not paid to give us the
wo rd, to work th e Socratic charm on us .

college in secession from the present system of fanatically
preparatory " liberal arts" coll eges, becam e progressively preparatory. The m ajor argum ent in defense of the program
w henever ove rwo rk was complain ed of, was m ention of th e
fas t-m ovin g wo rld in which w e live a nd the r equirem ents of

m erry-go-round, wer e m ostl y strangers to th em in a community of learning.
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as a drudgery in creased ; we see m ed less abl e to enjoy the
good of it th an before. Our competitiv e athletics go t to be
m ore and m or e of a joke. Youn g m en had to resign th em selves to mediocrity in sports in stea d of th e excellence the
catalogue urges : Th ere w as no tim e in the afternoons.
In short, the habit of leisure was a lost art on campus.
Som e of us were idle and talked shop, more interested in
bein g St. J ohnnies th an in doing th e work. Others becam e
dynamos and slaves to th eir work. If th er e wer e "habits not
of labor, but of ease," it took a better eye than mine to find
them. Many recognized these thin gs and made an effort to
rig ht their own habits. By and large, th ey had to fi g ht th e
influ ence of th e College community to do it.
As a whole, we were a sick bunch.

th e g raduate scl1ools. Alc;ng w ith the preparatory urge and
th e effect of the fas t-m ovin g world, th er e was an in crease d
emphasis on gr ades and exa minations. These bega n to com e
into th eir own again as fac ts of a student's intellectual life.
Th e reason advanced for th e necessity of this was that the
C ollege had gr own, and th at it was no lon ge r possible to
kn ow each student without a well stuffed fil e. M aybe the
administration found m ore emphasis on grades and examina-

Semin ars, always

wo rth it, were n evertheless affected. J\1ay be a physician was
needed, m ay be a m agician. If you th oug ht of St. J ohn's as a
place to be frequented by th e Muses, yo u loo ked for the
m agician . If yo u thoug ht of it as a college of liberal ar ts,
'~hose

m ain purpose is to turn out citizens of a free state able

to m ake decisions in practical affairs, yo u looked for a physician. E ith er way, yo u looked for th e crisis.

w ere disturbin g thin gs goin g on too . This yea r St. J ohn's, a

tread with its fee t upon the earth.

lescent upper classes, who, hurrying along on th e program's

To so me, thin gs weren ' t really so bad. Actually, th ere
w ere signs of rot. Di rty, unkempt bodies w ere a sign. In
th e Coffee Shop and common rooms, conversation was seldom excitin g, often sterile. A tend ency to loo k on our work

Th e forego in g is no m ore th an mig ht be expected; th ere

sity in disciplinin g it ; that seminar con versation , like Disco rd in H omer, may have its hea d planted in heaven, yet

This year , even with the best lead ers and wi th th e more
difficult books of the first year postpon ed till the last year , it
see med that confusion was not checked. The fres hmen, generally, never seem ed sure what seminars were drivin g at.
Th ey go t little help from th e often demoralized, often ado-

\Ve called it a year of crisis at St. J ohn's. There were'
com plaints, and th ere was criticism. There was n o crisis, for
if anything was seen, it was not seen gen er ally, and ther e

was no ass uran ce th at wh at was wrong would be se t rig nt.
W e we re muddled an d confused. \ iVhatever one found fault
w ith suggested no remedy, for m en tion of w hat was truly
goo d in th e commun ity as well as m ere lip se rvice to th e
program, enervated criticism . Th ere w as one loud noise,
called an administ rative "c risis. " Th ere was a shuffiin ()' in
th e administration; if new life should co m e of it it was"'not
for this yea r, and w e were bid to continue as befo re.

Aristotl e - Omeg a

�THE WEEK

All stud ents men tioned were awa rded Coll ege Blaze rs.

Sport

I ndividual T
!Vinners

Table T ennis

Monday luncheons witn essed th e procession of Moderator,
Judges, and College Ad ministrators, w indin g their way
through the Dinin g H all to a table rese rved for th e purpose
of establishin g better communication between administration
and stud ent body. After black coffee and bitches, the ce remony adj oin ed to th e President's offi ce where solutions and
strategy were vigorously m apped out. It was at these meetin gs also that forthcoming forum s and college m ee tin gs were
proposed and discussed .
But th e co urt did not restrict itself to a purely liaison role,
for at various tim es throughout th e year it was called upon
to perform its obvious judicial fun ction . It is one thin g to sit
in a sea t in a semin ar and dialecticize about justice, and
quite anoth er to engage in th e practical application of that
justice. This fact was forcibly brought home to the court
in smoke fiilled rooms in th e wee sm all hours of the morning,
or hasty gatherin gs between classes. P erhaps the g reatest
hindrance to these decisions was th e then existing constitution
which provided laws whose general and indefinite nature
~ight well have nullifi ed its existence. With this in mind
th e court acted in a mann er which it hoped to establish as
a precedent, nam ely in a spirit of reason and good will.
Who will ever forget th e court in those crucial days of th e
'administrative turn-ove r' when, like som e multi-h eaded
Florence Nightingale, it stood in no-m an's land comforting
the afflicted. Th e afflicted were appreciative, and this gave
the co urt its real signifi cance.

L a rry Myers

Tennis-Singles

Pierre Grimes
Pierre Grim es and
P eter Davies

Boxing-

George Cowell

ATHLETICS at St. J ohn's, like everythin g else, can be
and have been talked abo ut, ig nored or pa rticipated in. I,

135 lbs.

for one, talk abou t th em. But in order to have some inforBoxing-15 5 lbs.

Mike Brown

Boxing-1 7 5 lbs.

H enry J awish

T he all arou nd ability and
sportsmanship awa rd

Philip Camponeschi

The Boat Club's 'o utstanding ability 111 handling
sailin g craft'

M ike R ourke

th e amount of 'work to be done' but, if I may be allowed

Foo tball Championship

won by Junior ab

to generalize, I will say that this enthusias m has been on the

Baske tball Championship

won by F reshm an cdef
(combined)

Softball Championship

won by Seniors

Team Champions for th e
year

F r eshm an ef (Seelig, Fleetwood, Staffo rd, Twigg,
Maguire, Ogushi).

mation for my various tirades on th e subj ect of the G ymn astic Arts, I have, on occasion , ventured into th e Gymnasium
on nig hts when th ere was neith er a lec ture n or a m ovie.
A nd in order to make really g rand analogies and forceful
speeches against bodily laziness, I have even gone so far, once
or twice, as to walk to th e back campus wh en there was not
even th e promise of a beer or a picnic. What I have seen I
am only going to say a few words abo ut. There appears to
have been more interest th an one would expect what with

part of only two or possibly three g roups. One is that little
group of old m en who a re tryin g despe rately and futilely to
avoid the signs of age which cree p abo ut th e waist line. The
second is the g rou p of very young m en who have as yet
found nothin g of g reater interest on campus to occupy th eir
time. And the third is th at g roup who from ea rl y childhood
to the grave have a very se rious concern fo r their bodily
health, eith er in itself, or as a m eans for keeping mentally
awake. These three and possibly a fourth g roup w hom we
refer to simpl y as athl etes-all have somethin g abo ut them to
be admired, but intell ectually th e third g roup seems to he on
th e m ore solid footin g .. .. As for th e rest of us, we sit on
som ething equ ally as solid, and if our apa th y doesn't turn
to at rop hy in the next few years it neve r will. But let us not
forget the words of one of our campus 'grea ts' (equally a

In th e tru e spirit of th e C ollege, th e actions of the court
were always heavily criticized, both favorably and unfavorably, but lookin g back now almost all would agree th at for
the first tim e a community of stud ents could gove rn th em-

sitter ): " The Gymnasium is th ere for those w ho wish to use

selves .

to be given away, as th e following list will verify.

F oztt·teen

J ose ph Couch

Tennis-Doubles
SURELY CAMPUS HISTORIANS in the futur e will
classify this yea r's politics as "The G olden Age of the
Court," for never before had this organ of the stud ent government been call ed upon to fun ction so actively. Some
wise obse rve r put it nicely when he said: "The court is a
'Jack-of-all political trades'."

D avid Napper

Track

athletics

Andrew Zunzer

Badminton

the court

J ohn Williams

Squash

Monday

Handball

it." And if there are those who want som e sort of a boon
to th eir initiati ve, there is always a good deal of dry goods

�Tuesday
catholic study group
THE PAST YEAR was th e Cath olic Study Group's
seco nd . In retrospec t it is evid ent that among its signs of
life is now here to be found a clea rly ou tlined course of
study. As an extra-curricula r ac tivity its probl ems are evident. Its purpose is to provide a m edium for the study of
the C atholic tradi tion, and here th e group's problem is m ore
immense : just how to go about such a study. If a m ethod
can be found th e meetin gs of the g roup will be of a very
general interest. The C atholic tradition is certainly too large
to allow adequa te coverage wi thin th e program, and a class
devoted to its study should be able to take its place along
side of th e Old and New T estament classes, being of course
of special interest to Catholics.
F or th e g roup, the year was hig h-lig hted by an even ing
spent with the R ev. D om Anselm Strittmatter, O .S.B., of
St. A nselm's Priory, in W a hington . H e discussed "The
Catholic Student in th e Secular College. " H e encou raged
any work by a g roup with such a purpose, and in the talking
that followed at least two thin gs became clear: th e difficulties
that at present beset the gro up are large but neither unusual
nor insurm ountable, and such a stud y group fun ctionin g w ell
would certainly be an asset to the college, as well as to its
members.

bible classes
TWO BIBLE SEMINAR S, m ee tin g weekly, were held
during the yea r, one on th e Old T estament, co nducted by
Mr. Simon K aplan, and the oth er on the N ew T estament
by th e R eve rend ]. Winfree Smith.
Th e Old T estament readings were from G enesis and
Exodus and w ere considered from a purely intrinsic aspect
by evaluatin g Biblical events and people according to th eir
context and H ebraic tradition. Thus, for example, th e first
H ebrew by birth, I saac, the son of Abraham, is both th e
fulfillment of Ab raham's covenant as fath er of a people and
indicative of the signifi cance of the e~dest-born in th e J ew ish
family in th e perpetuation of " the ·tradition ." This kind of
perspec tive is obviously quite different from that of th e
anthropologist or theological scientist to w hom a bible is
m erely th e r evelation of primitive r eligious th ought instea d
of the revelation by G od of Himself.
On W edn esday eve nin gs Dr. Smith's class interpreted
P aul's Epistle to th e R omans. T hey approached this N ew
Testam ent work fro m three broad perspectives: first, the
Epistl e and th e nature of m an, sin, and C hrist - experience
and individual introspec tion developed this aspec t; then, th e
"official" Interpretations, the interpretations of th e Protestant
and C atholic th eologies, their differences and concurren ces;
finall y, the eclectic interpretations, those of sec ts oth er th an
C hristian and of secul ar philosophers.
Sixlee?t
•'&gt;

Not as m any stud ents enj oyed th e wisdom of Mr. K aplan
a nd Dr. Smith, and th e stimulation of these informal sem inars, as co uld have . A nd this is th e m ost profound understatement of th e acade mic yea r.

fine arts
TWO OF TH E SO-CALLED Fine Arts ca m e to St.
J ohn 's in th e Fall of 1948 - music and art. Of th e two,
a rt was destin ed to be exclusively an extra-curricular ac tivity,
sin ce it would seek, throug h demonstration and criticism, to
do w hat th e St. J ohn's G rea t Books prog ram does not in st ruc t in a pa rticul ar talent.
The first call, issued to "artists in all m edia" by the newlyacquired artist-in-residence, F. T own send Morgan, brought
a sco re of interested stud ents, fac ulty m embers and ca mpu s
wives to the studio, established in the so uth wing of th e
D efen se Shop. Th e acc umul ati ve opinio n favore d a wee kly
class in drawin g, preferably f rom th e human fi g ure, w ith
Mr. Mo rga n ac tin g as instru ctor and critic. Sin ce the
purpose of th e group w as also to suppl y th e Coll ege w ith
such needed art products as illustrations and posters, and to
w ork with th e Graphic A rts Committee in producin g th e
shows, it required a charter and offi cers.
Richard C ongdon, a junior, was elected chairman of
w hat was tentatively titl ed A rtists As ociated. Harry Martin, a sop hom or e, was its secreta ry, Mr. Morgan its a rt
director, and P at ricia Pa rslow, w ife of a sophomore, head
o f its poster division. Its classes we re to be held once a week
on Tuesdays, with the facilities of the studio open to all
members at any tim e.
By O ctober th e g roup had a charter and a new n am e,
T he Stud ents' A rt Cooperati ve, and m embers were busily
unlearnin g any academic drawin g m eth ods th ey m ay ever
have lea rned. V\Tor king w ith fe ll ow students as m odels, the
a rtists w ere bein g told to " scribble - let yo ur hand ride follow th e line with yo ur eye and hand." Th e r esults of
th ese three and ten second studies- with an occasional
one or ten minute sketch thrown in to enco urage the weary
-seem ed fo r th e first few w ee ks to be n aught but unintelligi bl e sc rawlin gs and ac hin g backs.
But by th e tim e th e C hristmas vacation was. up, students
were findin g som e method in the Nicolaid es madn ess as
advocated by Mr. Morgan . Their r eward for progress was
the add ition o f a pretty fe m ale m odel, and an hour each
session to "cr ea te" on on e's own, in any 1nedium.
M ea nwhile, th e Stud ents' A rt C ooperative had lost its
chairman. When Mr. Congdon left school, his administrative duties we re assumed pro tem by Richard Carruthers.
It was Mr . Carruthers w ho was la rgely responsible for the
silk sc reen r eprodu ced posters adver tisin g th e School's dances
and sim ilar entertainments. Th e littl e balance and pallette
in sign e of th e Students' A rt Cooperati ve w as the joint creation of Carruth ers and Mo rgan.

Art Co-o p

M r. Morga n, nationally recognized fo r his considerabl e
ability as an etcl.1er, sparked not onl y the new art g roup,
hut se rved as ad v1sor to th e Graphic A rts Committee. P atrick
Davis was chai rm an of this esta blished C ollege body, and Mr.
Congdon was its treasurer until his departure. Th e co mmittee had pl a r~n e d an ambitious program of se ven shows, onl y
four of wh1ch were ac tu ally held due to th e long and involved redeco ration of th e Junior C ommons room, w hich
se rved as a ga ll ery. V\Tith th e new deco rations it shoul d be
much simpl er to hold th e future
. ha ws sin ce , among oth er thin gs, a
pictu re mold ing of th e stand a rd
type was add ed. Th e roo m, as it
now stands, has th e addition of a
n ew tiled fl oo r, g rey wall s and
fluoresce nt lig htin g - both ove rhead and in th e table lamps. T he
~urn iture has hee n re-u pholster ed
111 a golden-yell ow pl astic.
The first, in early Nove mber,
featured a n ex hibit of bla ck a nd
w hite cloud draw in gs br Mr.
_ \lforgan . Then, after a. hiatus
1
that lasted until Feb ru ary, th e
C oll ege co mmunity was treated to

a show of twelve prints by
th e famous Civil W ar photograp her, M atth ew Brady.
This g roup included tl;e
famo us portraits of G eneral
R obert E. L ee, A braham
Lin coln , L ove joy and others,
plus a number of th e Civil
' N'a r shots.
Student wo rk provided th e
mate rial for th e two remain in g shows. One w as m ade
notable by H arry Martin 's
squ arish maid in oils and
H arry Kislevitz's perplexions,
wh ile th e las t (a n exhibit of th e ea rlier-m entioned speed
sc ribbl es) proved most interestin g to th e a rtists themselves,
who sc rutinized the un sig ned and now-forgotten sketch es in
vain attempts to id entif}' th eir o wn .
Th e yea r's end foun.d th e Stud ents' A rt C ooperative an
integral, if unpretentious, pa rt o f St. J ohn 's coll ege life. Its
products and its membership ca n be expected to improve with
tim e, g ranted it co ntinu es in the steady co urse se t for it in its
initial yea r.

Fi ne ar ts and

Lib e ra l a rts

Seventeen

�Wednesday
m ,USIC
vVHEN MUSI.C was introduced into th e Program thi s yea r ,
it was as St. J ohn 's first outright elec tive subj ec t: the seminars and
tutorials were elec ti ve de jm·e, th e Chorus was elective de fa cto.
This was perfectly understandabl e, as the new musi c co urse was
frankly tentativ e and experimental. However, our conflicting
reactions to mu sic as a poss ibl e elem ent of :1 libe ral ed ucatio n refl ected so methin g m ore . There continu es a la ck of agree ment
among ourselves about o ur purpose in general , a difficulty which
h as been impli cit from th e first m e ntion of the "liberal arts," and
wilich ste ms f ro m our differing notio ns of what a free man after
all looks lik e. T hi s confu sio n is the one we call "the probl em of
the relati on of the liberal and the fin e arts."
At first it seemed that mu sic m ig ht prese nt no esse nti ally new
proble m . Great works of music a re certai nl y a part of our weste rn
he ri tage while we have always accepted the work of western
d ram ati sts, novelists, and poets as an integ ral part of our "liberal"
tr ad iti on. Although a play o r a poem is more accessibl e than
music in that it is wr itten in words, the word s lead more or less
imm ediately to scenes, images, and sounds - these may be sa id
really to be the play or t he poem- and in that se nse we have
always dealt w itil more than ver bal arts.
But o~r se minars have gener all y tak en as their objec t the discuss ion of th e play or novel in purely d isc ursive terms, undertaking, howe1·e r humbly, to tran sla te or abstra ct, if not "the"
mean in g, at least so me partial or poss ible meaning. Now whet her
we confin e o urselves to this abstra ct discussion primaril y because
of th e size an d som ew hat unwieldy nature of the se m inar, or prim arily beca use we regard thi s as the :Onl y prope rl y li beral approac h
even to a work of imagination, has never been clea r. W e hav e left
it und ete rmin ed, in other wor::l s, whether poet ry is to be accep ted
as a .li beral art in its ow n right, or whether it is only to be regarded as an object of stud· of the l iberal arts. Even if we
y
suppose th a t und erstanding in a poem, an image , or a myth has
always bee n in clud ed in our use of th e term " rhetoric," we must
ad m it that neith er se m inar nor language tutorial has parti cularl y
reflected any such co n viction .
Mr. Zu ckerkandl has left no such ambiguity in the case of
mu sic. Musi c, h e affirmed in his formal lecture ea rly in the year,
is a form of und ersta ndin g. Th e entire mu sic course h as bee n
co nsiste nt w ith this principle, dealing with mu sic not th roug h
th e m ed ium of ot her, " more prope rl y li be ral " arts, but insofar as
possible in its ow n ter.ms- th e appeal has always been to the ear
first, and only afterwards to numerical ratios and a log ical ly orga ni zed sy mbolism .
It was in thi s spirit that the Ch or us was conce ived as the mea ns
of ac hi evi ng mu sical "literacy": her e very little atten ti on was
paid to t he mec han ics of nota ti on; rather, we almost immediately
embarked up on uni son sin g ing. Th e "letters" of thi s litera cy were
ton es heard and sun g, not notes wr it te n on a page. I t was expected that we accept, respect, and work with mu sic; rarely does
a language tutorial spend a comp arable hour rehearsing a verse,
an im age, or a sce ne.
It beca me pretty plain that a large part of th e coll ege con si d e red this so rt of t hin g beneath its dignity . It is probable too
t hat the consid erable fa ll in at tenda nce at mu sic se minars dur in g
th e first te rm of the co urse in part reflected restlessness or di sap po intment with an approach to .music whi ch di d not rapidly
plunge us into philosophy. Our in cl in at ion in any se min ar is to
lea p to in terpretat ions in terms of tragedy, co medy, and th e
nature of the uni ve rse. Whil e Mr. Zu ckerkandl pl aced no ba n on
th is (he ba nn ed only d iscuss ion of vague "feelin gs" ) , h e wa n ted

Eigliteen

the discussion to respec t wh at the ear heard, and as it became
plain that we were not often successf ul in talking abo ut the musi c
whi ch was our text and at the sam e tim e talking about very large
con cepts, the se minars came to con ce ntrate on th e plan and d e rail s
of the work und er disc ussion. Since many m embers of the se minar were for th e first tiRle becoming famili ar with music, th e
seminar ne cessarily at times took on a tutorial chara cter. All thi s
was, like the Chorus, a particul ar di sappointment to those w ilo
regard mu sic as in itself of only seco nd ary importance, and a
di scursi ve statement of ideas as of primary impor tan ce.
Our really unique difficulty with mu sic has thu s not bee n the
fa ct that a melod y fail s to prese nt us witil discusive ly formulated
id eas ready to be di sc ussed; plays, poems, and novels are eq uall y
obstinate in thi s respect. A special problem h as arisen in the case
of music onl y because we h ave tre ate d mu sic with a respec t we
ha ve no t in general shown to lite rat ure. Starting with the
h ypothes is that there is an und er standin g to be found in mu sic
itself, we have restrained ourselves, o r more ofte n ha ve been
r es trai ned by Mr. Zu ckerkandl, from exc hangi ng th e rea lm of
mu sic for that of phi losophy. Our fi rst obj ec ti ve has not bee n
to see mu sic through th e eyes of philcsophy, but to see through
the eyes of music.
After Mr. Zuckerkandl h ad affirmed in hi s le cture that musi c
is a form of und erstand in g, Mr. Ki e ff er asked him , "understand ing of zoha-t?" It would be difficul t to deny the validity of thi s
question; to close any area of our exper ien ce to p hil osop hi cal
inquiry is to invite the da rkn ess whi c h te nd s to su rroun d eac h
special art and science, and to di1·id e man . But if we do not
confi ne the p hil osop he r, n either d o we confi ne th e poe t or
mu sician; the m any realms of und e rstanding, if there is in fac t
an understa ndin g in poetry and an understandin g in music, may
freely overlap . To aAirm that philos~ph y sheds light .is.,,no. to
r
deny th at poetry and mu sic may also shed li g ht. W e shou)d not
close any mode of un de rsta nding to the " fre e" m an. T h e.. dang~rs
of an " unde rsta ndi ng" confin ed to abst raction s are nowher'e be tter
known th an at St. J ohn's, where we occasio nall y find ourselves
repea ting profundities whi ch, wh ile quite pmsib ly "t ru ~,'; have
lost their m ea ning for us. Whil e Mr. Ki e ff er's guestion should
no t be forgot ten, and oug ht in fa ct to remain a continuing challenge to us, our study of mu sic need not wait for an answer.
When Mr. Zu ckerkandl worked out a mu sic cou rse for st ude n ts
of the 1ibe ral arts, he see ms n ot to have designed a philosophical
study of music, but an intelligent introdu ct ion to mu sic for men
who are no t specialists. Though it is planned to conti nu e this
yea r' s co urse through a second yea r for thos e who are interested,
th e first year was intended to be complete in itself; the tutorial
year was thus divided into four parts: melody, rhythm, co un terpoi nt , and h armony. This w ide fi eld was covered in so short a
tim e, not by d iluting expla natio ns or theory, bur by omitting
m ost of the written and keyboard exerc ises whi ch ord inar il y
accompany a mu sic course. The prin cipl e of first and fi nal
emphasis on the ear did not by any m ea ns excl ud e the copious
use of the· othe r liberal arts whi ch mu sic in vites. The tutorial
bega n with th e ca r, li ste nin g to one tone of a m elody already
fa.miliar from the Ch oru s - th e tutox ial was asked simpl y, " What
ca n we say about that tone ?" Soon, howeve r, Junio.r s fo und
th emselves very mu ch at h om e in a d iscussion of tension s and
for ces, ba lan ce and un bala nce, and som e experim en ts with analy ti c diagram s of the seve n-tone sys te m. Later, the log ic of key
relationships was epitomi zed in a ba fllin gly si mpl e geom etr ical
d iag ram of the intervals of the scale. Sin ce the ear had establish ed th e intervals betwee n to nes, it was on ly mu ch l ater that the
simple whole-n um ber ratios among pitch es fami liar to us from our

fres hman laboratory were in tradu ced ; their fail urc to account
fo r th e interv als of th e minor m ode see med signifi ca nt . Througho ut, the principle re main ed th at nothing co uld be co nclud ed
about mu sic from m at hem ati cs o r log ic without th e final sa nctt on
of th e ea r.
ln in te resting analogy to the lan g uage tutorial, the music
tutor ial reli ed through th e first ter m on lec tures, but empl oyed
the m et hod of close exa mi na tion of text for the rem ainder of th e
vcar. During the second term , many of the Bach T zvo- and
·T h.ree-Part Inventions were studi ed as exa mpl es of coun te rpoint ;
d urin g t he third ter m, selec t ions from a few Schubert songs
served as tex t for th e study of h ar mony . One m ajor objective
of the tutorials and semin ars together was to become acc ustomed
to t he use of the mu sical score. H ere agai n, the purpose was
not to leave the realm of ton es in favor of the log ical and
&lt;&gt;eome tri cal realm of mu sical notat io n , but to mak e the fullest
~ se of the eye and mind as aids to the ea r in h earing well.
Greatest diffi culty, and g rea test int erest, ce ntered in t he mu sic
seminar where th e objecti ve was to talk about a num ber of particular wor ks of mu sic; there th e problem had to be faced, how to
talk about a so nata o r an ope ra in fairl y general terms without
le tt in g the discussion lead away from the mu sic, but rath e r back
to it. It was probably with an eye to fac ilitating discussion that
atte n tion was focused on three major works employ in g both words
and music: th e St . M att!J.ezo Pa-ssion, Don Giovamti, and Fidelia.
Often t he se.m in ar turn ed to th e problem of th e intimate relation
of words and musi c in th ese works, wh e re the semin ar's ow n problem in discussi ng mu sic see m ed to be refl ec ted. Tile se min ar
shou ldered its burd en in a most fo rthri g ht way, however, when
it unde rtook to d iscuss mu sic without text, as the two Bach p,·elttde.r and Fugues w hi ch bega n the yea r , the M ozart G Maj or
Piano Cmzce1·to late r, and t he Beet hoven Opw 111 Pimta Sonata
toward the end. Su ccess in th ese atte mpts was mod est. Earl y in
t he vea r th e re we re ve ry na tural difficulties throu gh lack of
vocab ulary, and simpl e mec hani cal difficulties in fo ll ow!ng .t he
sco re. T hese eased as th e year we nt on , and con ve rsatiOn Improved consid erably as the works of seve ral compose rs beca me
available for co mparison w ith on e ano ther. Seldom, however, can
t he conve rsation be said to have Aowed.
The se minars labored und er one severe and not reall y esse ntial
h and icap. Un li ke our oth er semin ars, .the .mu sic se m ~ n a rs ~e­
m:m·dcd and in ge neral r eceived littl e time Ill preparatiOn pnor
t o th e actual hou rs of m ee ting. It was customary
to pla y a shorter wo rk once at the beg innin g of the
se minar, and t he n pe rhaps aga in late r as t he conve rsatio n rai sed q ues tion s. Mem be rs of t he se minar to whom the piece was new found t hemse.l ves
una ble, c·1c n wit h th e aid of th e eye and all possible atten ti on , to grasp t he work and lau nch into
an inte ll igent di scu ssic n immediate!;· after a first
or e1 n sccG nd hearin g. There is a para ll el here ,
·e
perhaps, to th e rapid read in g always de manded by
tile seminar- we wou ld not w ish to approac h
a work of mu sic any more t han a book as schola rs
intent e n detai l. But the tim e of contac t w ith a
Prelurle and Fugue or a conce rto is mu ch less t han
that w ith a se minar read in g ass ignment, and t hi s
nu.' ' have w ntributed to the occasio nal speechl ess11 ess of the se min ar w hen conve rsa tion was su pposed to begi n. On such occas ions, exa m ination of
t he work fe ll ve ry mu ch to the lot of Mr. Zu ckerkandl himself, :t nd the se minar became a le ct ur e.
Th e sa me lack of prepa rat ion, c r of fa mil iariza tion, hindered tl1e tuto ri als . This diffi culty has
two parts: the lesse r is a si mpl e lack of phvs ical
fac il iti es for hearing re co rdin gs :tnd for using a
pi ano at .l ei sure and c ut of ea rshot of t he critical

public; it is hoped that next year small , sound-insu lated mu sic
rooms will be ava ilable, eac h with piano and phonograph. The
g reate r part of the difficulty is of course the non-ex iste nce of
leisure.
The mu sic co urse, conceived as an expe rim e nt , has nat urall y
ra ised m any que stions for t he futu re. It is probabl y fair to say
that at present th e co urse can be do ne altogether sa ti sfa ctorily
onl y by a student w ho bas had previo us preparat ion in mu sic, or
who is wi llin g, or is for som e reaso n in a position, to sli g ht som e
othe r part of the Prog ram. Many of the people who dropped th e
mu sic course during th e first term d id so w it h regret and only
beca use th ey coul d n ot find tim e for it. It see ms obv iously unsatisfactory that any part of the Progra m shou ld y e rman c n tly
remain on a part ial and elec tive basis. Over a pen od of yea rs,
so me adjustme nt mu st be m ade in th e Progra.m actuall y to in clude
.mu sic, or our in te rest in mu sic shou.ld be shifted to a .fnu?kly
ext ra-curric ul ar level. But th e music cou rse has nnph ca tJ ons
beyo nd th e stu dy of mu sic itse lf - we arc indirec tl y but serioush ·
callin g into question o ur approach to the poem , play, and novel
in seminar and lang uage tuto rial, th ro ug h this rev iew of our very
co nce pt ion of a " libe ral" art. Such an inqui;y 1:1ight prove to be
of fundam enta.l importa nce to th e college Jf, 111 the f uture, 1t
were to draw the attention of a sig n ifica n t num ber of studen ts
and of m em bers of the fa culty .

folk dance group
A GROUP OF STUDENTS int eres ted in folk dan ci ng was
organized and became act ive shortl y af te r t he beg innin g of t~ e
Winter Ter.m . F our co upl es tu rn ed o ut for the first m eet m g 111
Igle hart H all to dan ce to the mu sic of borrowed reco rds pl.aye.d
on a bor rowed ph onograp h. Und er the able and c nthu s1ast Jc
g uida nce of W arre n Winnarski, an exper ienced inst ructor, thi s
or ig in al "set" developed com pete n cc in performing some figure s
of the sq uare dan ce, var ious co upl e dances, and the Virginia R eel ,
w hil e an eve nin g of f un was had by all.
At tendance at the W ed n esday ni g ht act iviti es in creased rapidly
until the point was reac hed at w hi c h it beca m e diffi cul t for all
th e dan ce rs to hear the mu sic and th e direct ions of th e ca ll er
abo1·e the noise of the crowd. The g roup th e n applied fo r and
(Continu ed on p11ge 50)

Righ t Han ds Round

�attention of th ose interested in the Stud ent P olity for at least
another year. It crea ted n o schism in th e spring of 1949,
and shortl y afte r th e new constitution was vo ted into effect,
elections were held fo r the fi rst fu lly offi cial P olity offi cers
that this session saw. Th ese office rs, however, had only a
short term, as th e new constitution provided fo r th e election
o f offi cers for th e followin g year in Jun e. With only slight
exception, mostly in th e case of students who w ere not
returnin g for th e n ext session, th e sa me m en were re-elected
for th e sa me position s, and th e court, n ow an appointed body,
was rea ppointed in toto. Officers of the P olity for th e 194?19 50 session are: Robert Goldberg, Moderator, and Martin
D ye r, Secre tary.
D espite the considerable con fusio n made apparent by ~h e
fo regoin g, many students fe lt th at the Polity was m akm g
some headway toward bein g a real stud ent governm ent, and
livin &lt;Y up to its avow ed purpose of "acceptin g its share of
com~1unal responsibilities." One pla ce in particular where
improve m ent was felt seemed to be th e College Forum s.
T hese were less frustratin g and more h elpful to th e average
stud ent and to the College than here tofore, and some of th e
hackn eye d brea kdow n in communica tion seem ed to be mending. The day th at perfect communica tion is established betwee n the offi ce rs and tutors of th e College and all the
stud ents will be the ·clay th at mark th e en d of a need for the
Student Polity.

Thursday

polity

racin g dinghy. T he T empest class din g hy was to be th e
first of a fl ee t of m any with w hich the Boat Club hoped to
r e-enter intercollegiate sailin g . Th e boat was built not only
with the intention of winnin g r aces, bu t also to direct a fl ow
of contributions from Old Program alumni to the Boat Club.
Mr. Kinsman dese rves a g reat deal of praise for his unselfi sh
attempts to establish n ecessary contac ts.
vVith th e laun ching of Kinsman's baby, Commod or e Teel
r ealized th at tl1 e Club had g rown to proportions with w hich
h e w as unabl e to cope. A new offi ce- Rear Admiral in
charge of R acin g - was created. Overnight eager, ambitious Michael R ourke became an Adm iraL Mr. R ou rke
had th e distin ct honor of bein g th e first m an to hold this
position . A few wee ks late r, he had th e distinct hon or of
bein g th e first m an to capsize the dinghy.
As th e spa rk of 'sailin g to win' spread, arrangem ents were
made with th e Naval Academ y wher eby w e could use their
dinghies and race against th em when ever possibl e. Alth ough , .. ,
the Boat Club n ever won a race, it was, at Mr. Kinsman's
requ est, th e clea1i~~t lo6king bu nch ever to . se t foot' in a n avy
boa t. Not onl y w'ere appearances maintam ecl, but valuable
expe ri e11~e was gain ed in these enco unters wit~l the Navy.
A successful season was broug ht to a close With the awardin b .of a commodore's cap to Co mmodo re T eel for outstand()'
in b' · meritorious and unselfi sh ac tion above and beyond( th e
&lt;Y
'
.
ca ll of duty, and a blazer to R ea r Ad miral R ourke for outstandin g ability in handlin g sa ilin g craft.'

Ro bert's Rules

boat
FOR THE STUDENT POLITY, th e 1948-1949 session
was a confused one. With on e notable exception, most of th e
P olity's time an d eff ort was spent on its old preoccupation :
itself. It started the yea r under a pall that had been cast in
the preceding sprin g. A t th at tim e elections of officers had
been held for th e 1948- 49 session, and these elections had
been challen ged . One stud ent co ntend ed that th e elections
were technically invalid, and th at consequ ently n either th e
sec retary and mod erator, nor th e members of the co urt had
been elected. The outgoin g court was asked to rul e on th e
questio n, and decid ed th at th e charge was correct, but that
sin ce it was too late th en to hold n ew elections, the invalidly
. elec ted officers and co urt should continu e in office until it w as
possible, at an asse mbly m ee tin g in the fall, to straig hten
ou t the situation and, if n ecessa ry, hold new elections th en.
Clarence Kram er, acting as tempora ry moderator, follow ed
these in structions and called an ea rly fall m eetin g, soon after
the College con ve ned. Action taken at th at meetin g was to
appoint a committee to dra ft a new constitution to replace
th e old one, th e provisions of which had made th e technical
irregularity noted in th e elections possible. This co mmittee
was to report its progress from tim e to tim e, and to submit
a new constitution for th e asse mbl y's consid eration in D ece mber. The incumbent officers and court, whose sole authority
for holdin g office was the dec ision of th e outgoin g co urt of
the precedin g yea r; were as ked to stay in office until the new
constitution could be acted upon.
It was not until th e third term that the n ew constitution
was ready for the assembly's attention, but in th at term, after
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a good deal of debate and onl y minor am endm ent, th e second
constitution of the Student P olity at St. J ohn's College was
adop ted. The committee th at h ad worked so long and ha rd
at putting it toge ther had th e sa tisfac tion of seein g most of
th eir ideas accepted by th e majority of stud ents. Votin g on
the new constitution, co nducted by paper ballot, was not
heavy, which substantia ted th e rather gloom y view th at not
en ough people at St. ] ohn 's ca re abo ut a good stud ent governm ent to make it work. Apparentl y, some m embers of th e
asse mbly didn't ca re enough eve n to g ive a sm all help to
those who did , and conseque ntl y didn't both er to vote at all.
Some oth ers opposed the n ew constitution on the g round that
th e Polity spent too much tim e doctorin g itself, and th at any
chan ge in the P olity set-up was to be disco ura ge d as just
m ore hypoc hondria. This see m ed to be th e m ain body of
sentiment against th e n ew constitution . There was anoth er
g roup of und etermin ed size who, while they voted for the
new constitution, did so with rese rvations. Th ey fe lt that,
while th e new bill was, in many respects, a n improve ment
upon th e old one, it .. refl ec ted a g rowing tendency of th e
P ol ity to beco me ove rl y conce rn ed with legalism; too much
emphasis upon th e letter, r ath er th an th e spirit, of th e law.
Th ey arg ued th at th e on e tim e durin g this yea r wh en the
Polity had acted effecti ve ly and rea ll y fu lfill ed its proper
function it had more or less ignored the particularities of
procedu:.e and gone ahead in a SJJirit of consc ientiousness and
coope ration w hich contributed more than a littl e to th e eventual solution of "The Crisis." This question of the letter
versus th e spi rit is one which will probably demand the

club

T HE HISTORY OF MANKIND, as reco rded by m any
histo rians, ca n be said to be a history .of renaissance and
emendation . vVithin th e ge neral classifi ca tion of m ankind,
on e ca n trace th e attempts of individuals and g roups to revive
and better past cultures and co nditions. Tim e is th e sole
judge of the success or failure of such effo rts.
.
Last Sep tember, a move m ent to restore the past glon es of
the St. J ohn's Boat Club and pave th e way for future expansion and fam e slowly began to gain mom entum . It .was
obvio us to th e Club that m en with foresig ht and determm ation were needed to stee r th e o rganization through the
treac herous waters and restrainin g currents which lay ahead .
E ric Tee! was elec ted Commodore of th e Club. Blair Kinsman ass umed the role of Faculty Adviser.
Wit h a fe r vo r and effo rt surpassed onl y by H ercules,
members began improvin g th e existing facilities of the Cl~b,
and officers began plannin g the dire ction in which expa nsion
would proceed. The Boat H ouse was given a clea n sweep
down fore and aft. Th e walls of th e top dec k were celotexe d and painted . Below, space was meticulously assigned
to boat hooks, pails, preservers, etc. which had been painted
and numbered with the unusual col0rs of bl ac k and ora nge .
T he g rand old lad ies of th e fl ee t, Plund er 16's, were sand ed,
painted and laun ched. It was n ot consid ered necessa ry to
replace or improve such items as clea ts, shac kl es, hanks, unspliced lin e and weather- weary sail s. All boats were carefu ll y
numbered and lettered, howeve r .
Bein g concerned with esse ntials onl y, th e majority of th e
work was devoted to th e co mpletion of th e School's first

Lau nching the Aries

Twe1zty -o1te

�Friday
chorus

3/ 5th to I/ I Oth

A CHORUS was in stit uted thi s yea r as a part of the req uired
curri culum . lt rece ived the attention of from three- fifths to onetenth of the stude nt body, of whom the latter proportion re m ain ed tru e to its commitment to the school.
Those who attend ed from th e fir st to th e last parti cipated in
t he singin g of Bach chor ale melodi es, old and not-so-old folk
songs, Schutz psalm s, and canons. The choru s began with the
Bach and the folk so ngs, took up th e psalms, and finall y spe nt part
of th e second term and most of the last term singing the canons.
.Th e ex pressed purpose of the c horu s was an attempt to integ rate music with th e rest of the program. In attempting to show
tha t it belonged, Mr. Zu cke rkandl invok ed Plato, but eve n Plato
had little e ffec t on th e recreants. Mr. Zu ckerkandl lik ens nlll sic
to a langua ge in whi ch most peop le ha ve less fa cility than in th e ir
nati ve tongu es, o r eve n Greek or ma t hemat ics. This places the
c horus in th e positi on of an eleme ntary cla ss to accusto m our ears
to hear and our voi ces to sin g with as mu ch ease as we see and
spea k. To a lesse r degree it should help correlat e the products of
vo ice and ear with wh at the eye sees on th e she e t of mu sic.
Thi s yea r, at least, Mr. Zuckerkandl has had no chan ce to
ac hi eve th e gro up mu sical lite ra cy at w hi ch he aimed. P e rhaps
the plan is bas ically impms iblc at St. J o hn 's. The very prefere nce shown amon g those wh o did attend faithfully may be an
indi ca tion of th e esse ntial di sunity of th e student body; canon s,
e~· c n though organi ze d and dire cted, arc a form of di sag ree m ent.

concerning the lectures
IF ONl•: vVANTE D to express t he co nse nsus of th e students
conce rnin g lec tures, he would do bes t by say ing : In the year 194-84-9 St. J oh n's had the usual le ct ures, som e good, so me not so good.
To say that the re was a gene ral di sin te rest in th e Frida y night
talk s is to put th e ma tte r kind lv. Th e gene ral apath y t hat g ripp ed
the Sc hoo l mani fested itse lf most ap parentl y in t he alm ost barre n

T u·euty -tu·o

gy mnasium eac h Friday. Some that did atte nd often found the
8 o' clock time a little ea rly, and so, along with seve ral town speople arrived at 8: I 5, thereby depriving them selves of I 5
minutes of sweet sleep. Others, following the advi ce of a junior
math tutor, conscientiously worked o ut calcL1lus problems ra the r
than waste an hour and a half of good study tim e. There are
always a handful who co nsider th e le cture a kind of extra-c urri cul ar pastime whi ch ca n be attended or not l ike the Saturday
eve nin g movi es. Bu t thi s yea r was diffe rent; poor attendance was
the rule rather th an th e exception, and if the re were 20 peopj e
at th e question period (including tutors ) th e lect ure r could have
consid ered him self one of the el ite. And l et's not fool ourselves,
the answe r to thi s strange phenomenon is not that all of the
lectu res were just plain bad. Eve n some of the ve ry bad on es
we re salvaged somehow by a good qu es tion period with Mr. Klein
and Mr. Kaplan spear ing th e atta ck. But at th at, all of th e
questions ca n' t be asked by tutors, and so most of the question
periods were a dismal flop. As the Dean has sa id, if a le ctur er
enjoys the qu est ion pe ri od and is interested in coming back, then
the question pe riod has failed. There were f ew squirmers in th e
lec ture r's seat in the King Wi11iam Room . Some were te mpte d to
ring for tea, onl y it was feared than the rattling of cups might
wh e t the dry atmosphere .
This is a pre tty dre ary picture, and nothing has yet been sa id
about the lect ures th emse lves. The li st at th e ri g ht looks rather
impress ive, but lik e most lists of lec ture titles, it tells n othin g.
For example, " how inte rest ing co ul d '.A Dialogue on Tyranny' by
Xe nopho n, d eli vered by L eo Strauss be ? After all , who was
Xcnophon but a ha lf-baked histor ian w ho wrote .m ediocre stuff.
Of course L eo Strauss always h ad something interestin g to say,
but th is one , l 'll pass." Yes, you passed it, broth e r, b ut you al so
passed up one of th e mos t exciting nights yo u'll eve r spend at t hi s
Sc hool. Strauss breathed new ] ife into the writings of Xcnophon
- a new horizon in Greek literature was ope ned. Yes, tlut
Friday was one of the even ings w he n so m e of us stood around
for hours afte rward s with th e fervor eve ryo ne had a few years
back (a ccording to th e St. J ohn 's my th). Inte rest was so hi g h
that three people offered to w rite it up f o r the Collegian an d th e
pape r actually ca m e out with two acco un ts of the talk.
Th en th e re was Mr. Chcrni ss, admittedlr one of th e fo re mos t
sc holars in th e country, who cast one of t he neatest mass hy pnoti c
spells eve r see n in Igle hart H all. B.v a crud e poll, 88 %% of the
audi e nce was lul led to sleep with t he nam es of A naxagoras, H e raclitus and Empedocles ring ing ge ntly in the ir cars. What Mr.
Chcrniss was inte res ted in wa s giv in g us the ba ckground mate rial
of Greek Philosop hy whi ch one mi g ht easily have obtained from
h is ve ry sc holarl y works on th e subjec t of th e pre-Socrati cs.
Mar k Van Dore n was as delightful as Cl'er. His question
pe riods always leave ro u w it h a swe e t taste in your mouth , eve n
if you don ' t happen to agree with hi s views o n poetry and th e
like. It is grat ify in g to note that he stil l considers us part of hi s
fa mi] y, unlike two others, who visit us less fr equentl y eac h ye ar
and to whom we .must see m bastard c hildre n.
.Jasc ha 's first lec ture was met with a few sophi sti cated yawn s by
som e uppe rclass men w ho had rea d t he myt h of th e cave o nce
before and who bitterly resented th e "fact" t ha t the instru ctiona l
poli cy was to plan le ctures for t he ed ifi cat ion of one class only.
O t hers we re pl enty exc ited w ith th e level on whi ch Mr. Kl e in
reads his Plato, and consid ered hi s le cture one of the best of t he
yea r.
On e of th e outstand in g q uest ion periods was t he initi al o ne
wit h Mr. Ki e ff e r. As such would ha1·e it, most of the upper
classes h ad a milli on and one more im po rt:m t thi ngs to d o, and

unfortunately someone had sl ipped up and failed to m ention to the freshmen that question
periods followed the le ctures. Mr. Kieffer is a wonderful man to question; he has that
comfortable se m inar mann er about hi m which invites any sort of spec ulation. You always
feel that you have all of the time in the world to think through a question. It has been sa id
before, of co urse, but it won't hurt to say again what an excellent tea cher Mr. Kieffer is.
P erhaps we shouldn't be too hasty in maintain ing that lec t ure titles tel l nothing. It is
interesting to not e that just about cri sis tim e, Mr. Van Doren delive red hi s second l ecture
of the year, "The Beams of Love," and on the night that th e st udent polity had its emergency
assemblage, Harry B. J affa lectured on "The Problem of Pagan ve rsus Christia n Eth ics."
Somewhe re along th e yea r after the cr isis was over and Mr . Klein had whipped up so me
semblance of sp irit, a gentle man named George de SantiLlana from M .l.T. came along.
Santill ana quite simply wowed us. The lec ture was a diffi cul t one to foLlow, but som ehow
gave us the idea that it might have bee n an excellent one. At least 50 people showed up
and approximately thr ee questions were asked by students. Santillana ruled with an iron h and ,
an d the boys sa t (mostl y with mouth s open) u nd erstanding little of what was· being sa id .
Later, we talked about what "we shou ld have sa id. " W e should have sa id: "We are sorry,
Mr. Santillana, but we do not get your thesis; wi ll yo lil please restate it in the simplest poss ibl e
terms?" Mr. Klei n's presen ce was the only sav ing grace; o ut of th e bombardment of
million s of facts, many of which were in no way related to the question s asked, Jascha was
able to mak e Mr. Santillana answer directl y two or three. Wh at is really irritating, now that
we ca n play Monday morning quarterba ck, is that we actually let th e guy say that no one
se riously considers the m ethod of dial ec ti c as a teaching mode. W e sat there, exchanged a
fe w at tempted smug looks and let h im continu e with hi s sc holarly prattle. Wh ew, did that
man snow us ! Th ese remark s are not mea nt to demean Mr. Santi llan a or what he knows,
but wh en it cam e to a clea r cut iss ue of hi s a nswe rin g qu estion s or not, he ei ther wouldn't
or coul dn't.
Cedri c D ove r (one f eels lik e prefixing "Sir") told us all abo ut Indi a. Without menti onin g
Fre ud, h e put hi m on the map, and a]so told us how m ost of the early Great Books wer e
made possible on ly through Greek contac t with I ndi an lit erature and culture.
Mr. Bart deli1'e red hi s first lecture in hi s three ve ars he re. Partly becau se of poor acou sti cs,
l ittle of the first half ho ur lec ture was heard by more t han a handful. After the qu es tion
pe riod w e drifted away ce rt ain that all men wer e heroes and no one knew what tha t meant,
incl udin g Mr. Bart.
In the question pe ri od F. 0. Matthi esse n proved him se lf no m ean he ro, after del ive rin g a
st irr in g lecture for hi g h sc hool sop hom o res on imagery in M acbeth. ( I g uess w e are neve r
sat isfied : Santi ll an a talks up to us and Matthi esse n down .) H e infor med us that there was
repeated emphasis of th e sym bols blood, dea th and ni g ht, throughout th e play. With this
most everyone agreed . The question whi ch not eve ryone was agreed upon was th e signifi ca nce
of these sy mbols. Mr. Matthi esse n , a well - kn own literary author ity, off e red us no interp retat ion. On ce aga in those of us who we re wave rin g in our be lief in the St. John 's prog ram
were fo rce fu ll y reminded th at despite th e many thin gs we fee l we have to complain about , we
are doi ng right in cont inuin g our educat ion h e re. Matthi cssc n, at one po int in the qu es ti on
pe ri od , ma intain ed that he was a stude n t of lit e ratur e and not philosoph y , and it be ca me
appare n t shortly afte r ( as it d id in th e case of Mr. Sidn ey P ainter of John s H op kin s History
depa rtment, who m aintain ed t hat he was a student of hi story and nothin g else ) that thi s was
prec isely the reaso n why w hat h e had to say h ad little use for us. L iteratur e, history,
math emat ics, scie nce can h ave no ful l mea ning taken in them selves. For what possible
conce rn ca n it be for th e stud e nt of Shakespeare to be inform ed that he mu st know th e
symbol s, and not be encouraged to find out what these sy mbols m ea n ? Matthi esse n
ma intained, in answer to a ques tion, that it would be fu tile to sit down (as in a
seminar) and discuss Ma cbe th without enum era ting these symbol s. To anyon e who had
had a seminar on Ma cbeth this was shee r nonsense. Of course we discuss these sy m bols,
but not dwelling upon th em as suc h, rath er as necessa ry evidences to support the
m ea ning. It was an honor hav ing F . 0 . Ma thi esse n down, le t us hope he will re turn,
but with a mo re sti m ulating, spec ulative subj ect matte r, with some th es is to expound.

LECTURES
" Th e Idea of the Liberal Arts "
John S. Kieffer
"Plato and the Liberal Arts"
Jacob Klein
"The Devil and the Black Arts "
J . W . Smith
" Music and the liberal Arts "
Victor Zuckerkandl
" Po e try and the Liloeral Arts "
Mark Van Doren
" A Dialogue on Tyranny by Xeno phon"
leo Strauss
" Man and No Man "
Robert Bart
" The Characteristics and Effects
of Pre-Socratic Philosophy"
Harold Cherniss
'' A Poem "
Ernst Abrahamson
" The Beams of love "
Mark Van Doren
" The Problem of Pagan ve rsu s
Christian Ethics "
Ha rr y B. Jaffa
" Th e Upright Posture"
Dr. Erwin Strau s
" La w and Grac e"
Rev . A. T. Mollegen
" Th e Divine Comedy "
Marcus Mallett
" Happiness as Divin e Illumination "
l ewis M. Hammond
"The Significanc e of Ind ia "
Cedric Dover
" On Physiolog ical Ps ychology"
Dr. Horsl e y Gantt
" l o go s and Time"
G e org e d e Santill a na
" Th o Cop e rn ican Rev olution "
J ac o b Kl ei n
" Po et ic Imag e ry in Shakes pe a re:
Macbe t h"
F. 0 . Matthi esse n
" Go e th e "
Erich Kahl e r

Blood and Darkn e ss

Speaking about st im ulation, Dr. Erwin Straus in h is lec ture on " Th e Upright Post ure" took a very un orthodox pcs ition, clashing with on e of the most c heri shed ikon s of
ant hropology. H e m aint ained that not on ly was the upr ig ht posture not detrimental
to man .. bu t f urther , that it is the most impo rt ant expressio n of his ex iste nce . What is
so wo nd erfu l abo ut this th es is is the su ndry things one ca n do with it. W e can go to
the tragic he ro, for exa mple , and trace hi s deve lop ment in te rm s of th e upright posture.
It is thro ugh id eas lik e thi s that we ca n better und ersta nd the Books. Every tim e
someone h elps us by propounding a new thought, w e have anoth er tool w ith wh ich to
a tta:::k our problem. Thi s is a good reason for attending both th e l cc tu re and the
q_ues tion period. The lect ure ca n not be compl e te without th e qu es tion period , fo·r it is
there that the lecturer is asked to clar if.v and amplify th e points whi ch , by th e l' cry
nature of a lecture, mu st be obsc ure. It is on] _,. through qu es tion and answ er th at one

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ca n grasp the points the spe:1ker is endeavor ing to p ut :1cross.
Thus w ithout reviewing or even m entio ning all of th e lectures, we have sa id esse ntial ly what we star ted with : there were
a co uple of dozen lect ures this past year, som e good and som e
bad. The pity is that m ost of us did n't eve n h:1ve the occasion
for m aki ng such a judgment, sim ply beca use we were unable to
at tend.

concert season
THE NEW MUSIC DEPARTMENT p rese n ted us with m ore
for m al conce rts- eigh t - than we had had in the preced ing
two years, and in addition gave us one recital and bi- weekly
recorded co nce rts.
Th e first co ncert of th e ye ar was a cello and piano program
played by Nikolai an d J oan na Graudan. The mu sic was naturall y
very unus ual, cons isting of rarely h ea rd wo rks of Bach , Beet hove n,
D ebussy and M end elssohn.
Un do ubtedly th e se nsat ion of th e .mu sical year was t he ap peara nce of the N ew Fri ends of Music condu cted by Fritz
Stiedry and wit h Eri ca W ag ner-Stiedry as soloist. They p erformed Scho nberg's Pierro! L tmaire, a p iece w hi ch has its ad mirers. The main work on the program was preceded b;r some
of Schonberg's piano mu sic, pl ayed by a mem ber of the group .
T hi s perfor man ce fr igh ten ed away the m ore ti mi d p:Ht of th e
aud ience.
If the singers of the Bach Ar ia Group had been as good as, or
even nea rl y as good as, th eir acco mpan ists, thi s wou ld ha,·e been
one of the best concerts of the year. Bu t in my opinion th ey
were unforgivably poor singe rs. To be exact, it see med to m e
t hat each of the voices suffered from at least one of the following ser ious fau.lts: harshness, weakness or lack of cont rol, :1 nd I
was so te m pted to leave at the intermi ss ion th at only a real desire
to h ear .m ore Bach, howsoever badly p erformed, kept m e t here
through the whole perform ance.
I should, no doubt, remark here that m y opinion is apparentl y
not uni versa.l , for they d id a long Sunday morning se ri es for
NBC, h ave recorded a prog ram for VOX r ecords, and got "rave
noti ces" in th e Collegian.
The annual Kirkpatri ck and Schneider visit is alm ost always

Twmty - f ou.r

the most completely successf ul and sati sfy ing of the appearances
of professional mu sicians on the o m pllS . They stay several da.n,
they always give several perfo rman ces, and t hey put up with
a considerable amou n t of "be i11 g entertained " and, of course, a
considerable amount of h av in g to "talk about mu sic." They mu st
realh· have h ad some trau ma t ic experiences dm ing the "good old
days" wh en the Golriberg Variatio!IJ was on the reading list.
H ere I mu st si.m ply ad mi t that if the re is any va riation 111
Mr. Kirkpatri ck's performances, l am not mu sician enough to
know it. They see m always to have been and :tlways to be
superb, and I hav e fait h that t hey w ill co n ti nue so. l do however clai m to be " mu sician en ough" to be se nsible of a considerabl e d ifference between Mr. Sc hn eider's best and hi s worst
on the num erous occas ions when l ha1·e h eard him at school and
elsewhere. I fe l t that dnring thi s Ytstt hi s pe rfor mance was the
best 1 hav e ever h eard him give, and that that was very good
indeed .
I t was expected that t he Julli ard Quartet, enjoy in g as they do
som ething of a r eputation, :md com in g from a ve ry fa mous
sc hooJ, would be a se nsation . They we re . T hey played lovingly
throug h a ni ce Mozar t guartet w hi ch wo ul d better have been
treated as some thing which co ul d sta nd on its feet. The n th ey
expe rimented w ith how mu ch t hey co ul d shock us by playing a
Bartok guartet. Th ey appeared .mu ch more interested in the suf feri ng reactions of th e audience than in the intri cac ies of playing
a pi ece scored for t he back as well as th e front of the ir instrum ents.
After intermission they sweated throu g h one of Beethove n's later
guartets. Tt was a go cd trv .
Mr. Applebaum's first concert at School seem s in som e ways
to h ave failed. H e played a com·e ntional though to m e very
exci tin g program of Beet hoven's sonatas, so m e of w hi ch arc
easily avai la ble in record ed performances whi ch are mark ed]?
superior to hi s. This reveals one of my criteria fo r an ideal St.
J ohn 's con ce r t - th e prog ram sh ould prese n t wor ks which we
would otherwise be un able to h ear, as t he Bach Ari a Group d id, or
w h ich, if th ey ha,·e been recorded, most of us wou ld not consid er
own in g, suc h as the now famous Pierrot Lzmaire.
At Mr. App leba um's concert, it was a problem to d ispose th e
eyes sat isfactor ily . T here is a natnral tendence to concen tratc all
of one's fa cult ies on the act iv ity at hand. This I suppose, der ives
from an habituation to plays, m ov ies and basebal.l games, in all of
w hich the eyes and ea rs and eg uall y important. vV atc hin g Mr.
(Contin · cd on page 50)
u

Saturday
MOVIES

films, finance and the ram

lv1agnificent Ambersons
Man's Hope

" The purpose of the club is to make accessible to the college community
motion pictures which, because of their excellence or age, or both are
unlikely to appear at local theaters."- from the Chart er of th e Rogers
Albritton Memorial Film Club .

A Musical Story
Brief Encounter
Ivan the Terrible

IN A SCHOOL ...vhcrc igno ran ce of th e fin e a rts ha s become a part o f th e tr;:tdition, o nly th e rno v ies,
typically th e hybrid, h:1ve m anaged to su rv i,·c the hli g ht. But sur v ival is a term bette r ap pli ed to th e newly
g l arnourize d rn o dern .fine :rrt of rnu s ic, whi c h now find s it se l f_ in th e exa lt ed pos iti on of its defunct g randmother; th e m ov ies flouri s h. And th e reaso ns fo r s uch success should be of inte res t to th e purveyo rs of
the seven th liberal 01 rt. Wher e poe try and paint in g have few ndh ere nts, th e maj o r po rti on of th e s tu de nt
budy is addi cted to the fi lm s. P oss ibl y they find them habit f o rmin g, but th;lt in itse l f C&lt;ln har dly be res pons ible for th e po pubrity o f th e co l lege 11 lm s wh e n th e local theat e rs are re:1dily a v ai labl e w ith mu ch be tter
te chni ca l f3ri l ities and le ss arch:lic pictures. No doubt th e aspect of ente rtainn1ent or di stracti on dra\vs a l o t
of the audianc e and is part ially respo ns ible fo r th e presence of eve ry o ne who co m es to th e showings . And
though bo th o f th ese ch01racter istic s may dis tin guish m ov ies from th e o ther fine arts th at are access ibl e, at
lea st so m e measure of it s app e al ma y be o n th e acco unt of. it s pretens ion to be ing a fine art. H oweve r, th e
co mm on qu es tion concern in g best se ll ers and c ity park statuary can be fOSed for the fi lnus : is it fine art ?
I s l arge atte ndance co mpat ibl e with an art ~· Fina ll y, m ov ies , aga in l ike th e nov e l, ha ve liberal co mp o nents.
Th ey c-1n be di scus sed in seminars; and are, th e refore , mi sapp rehend e d ,15 pho top l ay s. In f act, it is probabl e
that th e m ov ies arc admired by th ose pu rer-souled liberal .arti sts o n ly as a k ind o f substitute for th e more

Odd Man Out
As You Like It
Shoe Shin e
Dead of Night
Carmen
The Eagl e
Great Expectations
A lexand er Nevsky
39 Steps
Generals without B
·utton s

highbrow th ea te r.

Carnival in Flanders

Libe ral or fine tnt, d istra ct io n o r d o pe, th e fi l m s ha ve a tremendou s influen ce . Wher e fifty pe rcent of
th e wo rld is liter:Jte, s ixty attends th e .film s. Jt is ev ide nt that if th e fi lm s are not the fruit o f practi ce in
the li be ral arts, as poetry or drama is, they oug ht to be. As Er·w in .Pan ofs ky -r.· sugges ts, "I f all th e ser ious
lyrical poets, co mp ose rs, painters and sculptors were force d by law to sto p their activ itie s, a rath e r sma ll
fracti o n of. the ge neral ptJbl ic w o uld become awt~ re of th e bet and a st ill sma ll er fraction wou ld se ri ously
regret it. I f the same th ings \Vere to happe n to th e mov ie s th e socia l conseq uences wou l d be catas troph ic."
Gr:tnted the i r popu l arity and influ ence, it is appa lli ng to th ink th at the fi lm s have e ve n poorer pro spects
w ith respect to th e prog ram than th e lab o ratory sc iences. Science :1s we know it is only now w ith difficulty
beco min g int eg rated with co nte m pora ry th ough t, l et al one the program i it seem s to suggest that th e fi lm s
w ith s imilar powe r and potentia lity and four ce nturi es younger may have to be ki cked around the assi stant

Film Poe ms
and
Ea sy Street
The Eternal Mask
and
The Immigrant
Th e Lower Depths

dean ' s office w ith the Cot ill ion and Boa t Clt1bs three hundred and iifty years befo re ge ttin g a si mil ar

Four Cha pi ins
Ti me in the Sun
and
The affairs of Pierre
Intolerance
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
The Italian Straw Hat
Dest iny
Ca valcade

liM

II

The Thin Man
Du c k Soup and Barbershop
Alcestis

awkward acceptance.
It it s cata l ogue, th e admin istra tion ha s made th e usua l clu111sy bow o f the tra in ed li beral 01rti st toward " th e
'class ics' of th e c ine matic ar t" - th e qu o tati o n mark s are the irs. Such hn1tal condescens io n is typica l of
the franti c offic ial ballet in quest of: :t financia l an ge l, th e ivy atmosph e re , :1nd "the arts Jnd crafts in
res idence." l\tluch more con str uct ive and prom isin g is the kind of rea l support the co ll ege h as g iven the
fi lm club and the understandin g , i f so mewhat i ncomplete, of its poss ible function in th e co mmunity.
L ate i n September of la st year th ere were a se ri es of va ri ously amus in g , annoy in g and an g ry co nferences
held betwee n th e then ass istant dean , Mr. P oe , and th e newly install ed execut ive comm ittee of th e newly
n01m ed R ogers A l br itton l\tl e m o ri01l Film Club. The m eet ings were portentous . Th ey se t th e pattern for
th e ye a r's activ itie s of the Film C l ub Jnd mana ged , f requently unwittin g ly, to define some of the prob le m s
confron tin g it.
Th e primary impetu s fo r 1\tlr. P oe's co nfe rences was financ ial, but he was also co ncerned w it h the ((unhus iness li k e m e th ods" w ith w hi ch th e name of. the Film C l ub had become sy n o nym o us dur in g the adm ini str&lt;
ltion of its dea r-departed fo rm er pres id e nt. Fin anci01lly, th e C lub had been an im possib l e white elephant
supported by th e schoo l up o n a lib e ral l a rgess. Mr . P oe's case was a good one . He claimed th e Film Club
cou ld be se l f -suppo rtin g by rais ing its pri ces and by e limi nat ing the fifty per cent free adrn iss ion poli cy.
Th e co mrnittec v igorously contes ted the th o ug ht of any rai se above th e p reva ilin g fifteen cent adm iss ion
and pleaded eloquen tl y fo r the underpaid veteran and wh at six ty ce nts a
mont h m ea nt to him . Mr. Poe ~e!·s i s ted; it was, he told the comm ittee,
the op i n ion of the adm i n i s trt~ti ve counc il that th e s tu ~l ents used th e
Satu rday n ig ht sh ow in gs purely as ente rta inm e nt and that th e co ll ege
th e refo re cou l d not be e xpec ted to pay for it.
A frant ic not ice for a strategy and protest m ee tin g of stud e nts broug ht
forth an impr ess ive m ob of e ig ht s tu de nts and tv-.'o tut o rs - no doubt
too ls of th e ad mini str:1ti ve coun c il. Th e comm itt ee cap itulated and
resigned it se l f to th oug hts of austerity and iilm lt'ss Saturday ni g hts as
so on as the studen t body d iscovered th e thirty cent :1dm iss io n po li cy.
The 1lna l ep isode of. the Film Club vs . Mr. Poe was a rea l coup de
tluialre fo r the :tss istan t dean . Mr. Alb ritt o n, forme rl y the d ea r-departed R oge rs of th e Film C lu h, wns des ignate d as it s facu lty advi sor.
Such an occurrence was enough to co mpletely defeat the al ready belea g ue red e ight and two. This latest ad m inistrat ive m01chination , n o
do ub t ca l cu lat ed to assuag e th e tende r te n, put them int o th e m os t
emba rra ssi ng posit io n of ha v ing as the i r :1n chor o f :tclm inistrat ive co mmon se nse the \·cry person respons ibl e fo r th e impend ing auste rity. Even

the m ost casua l fi lm-goer cou ld no t he lp but recall the goo J old days of
cu t-throat pr ice \\·ar s betwee n free Friday nig ht prev ie ws and th e .five
cent Saturday regu lar show in gs , the gene ral irregul ari ty of .films ordered

too la te, and 8:30 showin gs at 9: 1), A s far as anybody could remember
·::·Edw in

Applebaum

P anofsky

"Style

and

IVfeJ ium

in

the

M o ti o n

Pictures,"

Critique , Ja n.- Feb. 194-7.

Twenty -five

�th ere never h ad bee n an o ffi c ia l Fi lm C l ub adv isor; a n d th oug h the re was
m uc h affec t ion for ivlr. A lbritton, th e co nte m pora ry fad a m o n g t h e fac ulty
to acq u ir e satellite student organiza ti o n s, t oge th er w ith th e afo re m e nti oned
d ifficulties, p ut eve n t his st ro n g bond of affection in jeopa rdy .
Wh at seems to h ave been ent irely ove rl ooked thr o ug h out th ese discussions w it h Mr. P oe was t he poss ible j ust ifica t io n of th e su ppo rt of the .fi lm s
- o r some fi l m s - by th e co ll ege. It is thorough ly unde rstandab le t hat the
co ll ege au t hor iti es sh oul d be reluc tant t o foo t the b il l for a weekly en t e rtainment per iod . But ca r r ied to its l og ical conclusion, it wou ld be equa ll y
unde rst andable i f the co ll ege refused t o keep the en tertaini n g Ar istophanes,
Sha kespeare nnd Ce r vantes (a m ong rnany o t hers) in the sc h o~ l finances.
I n mak ing thi s judg m ent not t o support ii l m s it seemed t he col lege h ad
dec ided that t he m o v ies were defin itely no t to be t a k en serio usly. W h e r e i n
p rev ious years t h e sma ll er number of fi lms had cons ti tuted eve nts of s ig n i ficance, the l o n g l ist of fil m s shown rec e ntly, obv ious ly i ncluding many
poo rer ones, i n t h e m ind o f th e admi n istrati o n was no m ore than stu dent
amusement, ci rcu ses to k eep up the mora l e of t h e pop ul ace. Apparen tl y
t hose "class ics" were n't classy enough.
Some fi l m s, how e ve r , hav e a d i rec t bea r ing on th e prog ram; for example,
fi lmin gs of S h akespea re and Dos t o ievs k y. A s }' on L ike I t was see n thi s ye a r
in th e co ll ege :m d H amlet e lsewhe re, reflect ing t he effor t t o recove r
theat re cla ssics f ro m th e class room. Rut both of t h ese fi lms a re obvious ly
rest ri cted by th e stage scrip ts wh ich th ey e m be lli sh bu t do no t ve ry we ll
rea li ze. I n t hi s gene ra l area be long a ll se ri ous p ho top lays, as opposed t o
t rue m ovies . A n napo l is enjoys the commo n pover ty of a ll t h e a rts t hat
p rev ail s in s m :-~ ll cr A m er ica n ci ti es. T he m ov ies a rc the o nl y a rt fo rm
ava il ab l e in suffic ient quan ti ty to the stu den t bo dy t o m e r it a n y a tt e nti o n .
But it h as been th e m isfo r tu n e of t h e fi l m s t h a t t he m ore th ey have
a t temp ted to m irro r e ith er stage or n ove l the poo rer th eir p roduc t h as
been. Ea r nes t effor ts s imp ly to incorporate t hea tre co n cep ts in th e fi l ms
hav e o nl y cu lmin ;Jted in th e pu rchase of in ferior p lays fo r frequen tl y mo re
infer ior .fi lm s. For th is reason few peop l e wo ul d co mm en d ve ry se ri o usly
th e ten best p ictures of a ny g ive n year for co n sidera ti o n w it hin the
p rog r a m.
Th e fi lm s h ave bee n a t t he i r best instead w h en th ey h ave co n sulted th e ir
own n a ture a nd the tr a n sfo rm a ti o n s of socie ty w hi ch h ave occ urred s ince
th e rea li st ic nove l flo uri sh ed an d d ied. No a r t fo rm is a li ve t od ay as th e
m ov ies a r e: it a lo n e h as a direc t co ntac t w ith its a ud ie n ce and a pro pe r
inte r p lay be t ween its ma ke rs a n d its use rs. Th e si mpl e d isc ipline th a t t h is
causes, oblig ing th e a rti st a t a ll ti mes t o co nd e n se a n d s im p li fy hi s ideas
w ithin fo rm s th a t a re accep ta bl e to a n a udi e n ce w id e r th a n an eso t e ri c f e·w ,
means tha t th e m ov ies a re th e h ea lth y a rt m edi um in th e wo rld to d ay .
Hi st o ric a ll y, o n e o f th e fi rst im po rt a nt a tt e mpt s t o g ive th e m ov ies th eir
p rope r st a ture w as G riffith 's l tttolerau.ce , a l so see n thi s y ea r. It ha s a simpl e
co n ce rn wi th a th e m e o f socia l an d po l iti ca l sig ni fic an ce a t a ny tim e. If it
gave it a n imp o rtan t tr ea tm e nt no o n e wo uld h es ita te t o reco mmend it t o
a n y se ri o us mind. It was by n o mea n s useless eve n so, es pec ially at St.
J o h n's, w h e re id eas a re va l ue d m o re th an t he ir mann e r of exc han ge, t o see
h ow in e.ff.ec tu a l th e m e th od o f dir ec t a ttac k is w ithin a n a rt fo rm. Su c h
su p er fi c i :--~ 1 thinkin g a nd c rud e ex pe ri e n ce co uld n o t f o r a ll its m ass ive
ga udi n ess m a k e th e fi lm m or e th a n p ropaga nd a. Ye t it see m s 1nos t im po rt&lt;l n t in co nn ecti o n w ith th e Film C lub t o n o ti ce th a t th e fi lm was , h oweve r
we;1kly, t ry in g t o d o a grea t dea l m o re th a n en t e rta in. Its fa ilure t o reach
its obj ecti ve does no t co mpl e t ely disg ui se th e fac t t h a t it tri ed t o say
so m e thin g . Jts m os t imp o rt a nt co mmuni ca ti o n was by mea n s of its sty le:
t h e ex travaga il ce of th e produ cti o n was in v io len t co ntr adi stin cti o n t o th e
chil d ish st o ri es, as if vo lu m e of de t a il co ul d subs ti t ute fo r su btl e ty. On
th e w h o le, o ur primiti ve A m er ican f a it h s a bo ut a rt a nd soc ie ty ·w ere a n
ill umin a tin g to uch st o n e fo r t h e bud din g li be ra ls of th e co ll ege.
The same k in d of re fl ec ti on of hi s t im es is fo und in th e wo rk s of
.E ise n ste in. Wh e re G riffith is ra n do m a n d di ff use, a nd a lm os t n o n e of hi s
effec ts is ca ref ull y des ig n ed, in a .fi lm like I v an E ise n st e in ca rri es stu d ied
gesture and overw r o ug ht det a il t o a n ope rat ic cl imax. But i n A m e r ica we
a re accu st o m ed t o ha v in g th e gra n d iose sl o p py, like perfo rm a n ces a t t h e
1\l[ e t ropo lita n , and it is a n ew exper ie n ce f.o r us to see so m uch intens ity
co n ta ined i n th e ro lling of th e eyes, so m uch so le mnity as in th e p l ac i ng
of. th e crow n on I va n 's h ead . J t is poss ib le th a t such ex travagance m ay be
a vu lga ri ty o nly m ore de libe ra te than G riffith 's. But E ise n ste in h as shown
w h at ove ra 1l na rr ow con t ro l , ti g h t o rga ni za ti on and co n scio us u n ity of
purp ose can ac hi eve. A ga in, it is m ore in th e way h e has wo r ked t h a n in
w hat he th oug ht h e was sayi ng th at we are co n ce rn ed. Hi s pseudo -hi storical
ep ics a r e t ra n spare n t ly con tri ved a n d a ll hi s d evo ti o n t o M o th e r Ru ss ia does
not l e t him dace t o see h e r probl e m s a n d h e roes in th e i r tr ue ( a n d proba bl y
m uch g reate r ) propo rti o n s. But t h e t ec hni ca l m as te ry th a t is assoc ia ted ·with
the hi g h civ ili zat io n of th e fi lm has been ca rri ed he re to its log ica l e nd :
ccd t o th e st age; th o ug h th ey
n o n e of hi s wo rk s co ul d poss ibl y be redt1
co n s is ten tl y dea l w it h i n d i vid ual h eroes, th e ir subs ti tut ion of ac ti on for
e t h ics h as comp le t e ly di vo rced th e m f r o m t h e st;1ge. Every mome nt in th e
fi lm is co n ce i ved fo r th e fi lm : g rea t m ove m e nts of m asses are as po w erf ul
as st a ti c portr a its . Rut we are st ruc k, as in G riffi th , by the a ppa ren t e nmi ty
be tween sci e ntifi c skill s a n d b read th of concep t. F o r a ll hi s self-co nfid e nt
d ig nity, t o a li e n s Ei se n ste in is f o rc in g a th e m e of n o g rea t va li d ity: th e
su pe ri or ity of R uss ia, of Ru ss ian im peria li sm a n d R uss ia n R evo luti on.

D eny in g h is unc omp l icated p re mi ses, we can on ly l ea rn about our wo r ld i n
h im th ro ug h stu dyi n g h is supe rb sty le a nd th e im pl ica ti o n of its con n ec ti on
w ith h is st o ry.
W hat was begun in I ntolerance and worked over in a ll of Eiser.ts te in ' s
fi lm s was rn uch m ore perfectl y ac h ieved in !V an's ll ope. H ere th e sty le
l
and t h e idea were more perfec tly suit ed : th e soc iety w ith w hi ch th e fi l m
was co n cer n ed a n d from which it spra n g \-vas seen w ith m uc h m ore complex ity. No t d ispens ing en ti rely wi t h story nor yet lean i ng on p lo t li ke a
detective st ory, its cohe re n ce was d ifficul t a n d a t tim es confus in g. G radua l ly bi ndi n g th e va ri o us e le m e n ts together, it ·was able to sus t ai n at t h e end
one of t h e m os t m ov i ng pagea nts th e .fil m s h ave eve r shown. The ma j est ic
death m a rc h down t he hill , crowded w it h hi g hl y ind iv idua l ch a rac ters al l
pa 1t1c 1patmg in the sto ry of th e av ia tors, is an achi eve m ent in record ing th e
t ransfor m at ion of t he concep t of. ty rant a n d peop le, into the f usion of
the two in t he l e:1dersh ip of th e m a n devo ted to t he com m on end fu l fi l lin g in hi s he roism th e co mm o n pu rpos e of a ll. T he fi lm fluc tu ates between
h av ing no h e ro, h av ing a se r ies of pro min e nt indiv idua ls, o r ma kin g th e
L oya l is ts h e roes co l lective ly. Th e th ough t is n o t th e si m p le Sov ie t co mm un ism of Eisenste in n o r t he clumsy, un t h inkin g rom a nti cism of Gr iHith.
Wh a teve r th e u lti ma te me rits of its answe rs, it ra ises so m e of t h e m ost
press ing ques ti o n s of th e day in a fo rm w hi ch is ent ire ly new t o t h e
tr adi ti o n ex pl o red i n th e Grea t Boo k s . No one a t St. J oh n's h as in te n ded
t h at a c urri cu lum ·of class ics was a im ed a t u p r oo tin g th e s tu de nt f r om hi s
natu ra l f u nc ti ons in t h e co n te m pora ry wo rl d. Train ing hi s cr iti ca l fac ulti es
is no t u nde r t ::1k en tha t h e re j ec t w h a t he .fi n ds a bo ut hi m in a p ure ly destru cti ve m anner. Ye t if h e is t o think cons tru cti ve ly a bo ut t he wo rl d h e
is in hab iti ng, he mu st k now a nd fee l th e re d efini tio n s t o w hi ch it is con sta ntl y subjecting th e trad iti o n s of W es ter n cult ure. C u r ren t ly, i n a fi lm
like Nl m s,s H ope, o n e o f th e mos t imp o rtan t st a te m e nts is in th e m ov ies.
I n S!toe Slti·n e t he fi lm s st a n d m o re d irec tl y o n t he tr aditi onal g rea t
co n cep ts of th e thea tre . Eth ics a re th e p rim a ry concern, th e t wo h e r oes are
t he ce nt e r of inte res t. Pro p aga n da is ce rt a inl y prese nt, h eig ht e n ed by th e
pa th os which do mi nates t h e w h o le picture. But t h e v io le n ce an d co n ve nt io n a l p r ese nt at io n o f m o r a l problem s th a t do m inate O pett Cr."ty h ave been
re fin ed into tr age dy . Un do ubt edl y in E ur ope th e situ a t ion is as st e reo typed
as th at of Open City a n d is exp lo ite d t o suc h e nd s ; but in Am e ri ca it js
n ovel a nd sh oc ki ng e n o ug h th a t it e ith e r e n gages o nl y th e curi os ity a n d
se ntim e nts or rea ll y pe ne tr a t es to th e i n te ll ect a nd th e se n se o f tra gedy .
Wh ere a good p ~Ht of th e fi lm cou l d h ave bee n ex pressed by th e n ove l, a
m ed iu m mu ch a kin to th e n a rra ti ve t ec hn iq ues of th e fi lm , it m a n ages at
tim es t o ac hi eve th e assoc iati ve powe rs of poe try, n ea re r th e tru e natur e of.
th e film m ed ium. T a k e, fo r e xa mpl e, th e g rea t e ntry of th e t wo sh oe-shi ne
boys on th e ir d ream white h o rse, th e yo un ge r w ith th e p r oud M usso l in i j u t
t o hi s j a w , ri d in g like its la tes t co nqu e ro rs, d ow n th e imp e ri a l bo ul eva rd
in to th e a lready humili a ted c ity, t o th e sh o ut of a ch o ru s o f e n v io us
u rchins. Or agai n , th e fa ntas ti c inte rlud e w h en th e for tun e-te ll e r lays o ut
th e cards f o r th e boys in th e t e n se atm os ph e re o f th e ir furti ve exc han ge .
Wh a t it m ea n s t o each o f th e m is co n veyed m o re by exp ress io n of face and
hand th a n by wo rd s. Jt is of imp o rt a n ce, h oweve r, th a t thi s film deal s m uch
m o re in wo rds th a t h ave a n ind e pe nd e nt va lidity th a n a n y of th e prev io us
.fi lms. Its scena ri o wo uld n o t m a k e such ba d rea din g .
Th e m os t pe rfec t ac hi eve m e nts of th e .fi lms see n thi s yea r we re unq uesti o n a bl y th e m os t pop ular a nd th e refo re th e m os t d ifficult t o di sc uss . Th ey
we re t he co m ed ies of C h ap lin a n d th e M a r x bro th ers. H e re t h e film was
cl oses t to th e ver n acu l a r, sh a pin g it :1n d shaped by it, ;1n d ma kin g its
g r ea test imp act. Th e grea t numb e r o f C h ap lin sh o rt s sh ow n o n m a n y
eve ni ngs sh owed h ow mu ch of C h ap lin 's wo rk h as beco m e a symbo l in
o ur thinkin g . T he pic t u re o f th e littl e m a n in a wo rld h e can n o t con t e nd
w ith is a myth fo r us n o l ess th a n H erc ul es t o th e Gree k s . Th e myth as
seen in th ese ea rl y .fi lms showed its weak n ess w h e n it a t te mpted t o resol ve
e terna l d issens io n s. Th e ques ti o n s o f th e M a r x bro th e rs o n th e o th e r h a nd
we re m o re clea rl y me ta phys ica l. Th e bro th e rs an d th e ir n1irr o r in D uck
Soup as k t h e a la rmi ng ques t ion : ~ h a t is rea lity ? Incessa ntl y up se tting a ll
th e co n ve nti o n a l a n swe rs, a nd all t he t opsy-t u r vy a n swe rs th ey pro pose
th e m se l ves, th ey l eave us, lik e Soc ra t es, mu ch less sur e we know th e a nswe r.
C h a pli n , in cont ras t, wi th practi ced sop hi stry cha rms us i nto acce pting hi s
va l ues. Bu t we ca n a l ways .fin d hi s affinit y w ith Griffith a nd Eise n ste in
lu r k in g in th e se n t irn en ta lity o f hi s co ncl us io n s. Granted th e su pe ri o rity
of th e M a r x b ro th e rs as p h iloso ph e rs, h ow m uch poo re r we sh o ul d be
w ith o ut C h a plin w h ose integ rity is th e effo rt o f a co n sc io us a rti st. C h a rli e's
tlo n ch a l a nce o n ro ll er sk a tes pe rsists t o qu es ti o n eve n th e ba n a li ~ o f th ose
e n co unte rs whe re h e a ba n do n s hi s w it in favo r of hi s se ntimen t.
I n thinkin g back ove r t h e year's fi lm s it see m s clea r th a t th e qu a l ity co ul d
have bee n less un eve n . Ce rta in o f th e· m o re successf ul .fi lms f r o m th e o rd in a ry run th a tres mi g ht h ave bee n omitted. (But th e fi n a n c ia l success of th e
Film C lub a n d its increased po pul a rity sa ti sfied eve n th e a dmini stra ti o n.)
In any case t h e prob le m of t h e rel a ti o n of th e fi n e a rts a nd th e libe r a l, t h e
p robl e m o f th e con n ecti o n of wha t yo u say w ith h ow yo u say it, was f req ue ntly in f ro nt of th e a u d ie n ce. T h e re sh o uld, h oweve r, h ave b ee n m o re
fo rm a l occasio n for di sc uss io n . Th e innume ra ble in fo rm a l di sc uss io n s might
eas il y ha ve coa lesced into so m e m o re d irect ed C&lt;? nye rsa ti o n s if th e prop e r
imp e tu s h a d bee n supplied. This co uld per h a ps . h ave bee n m ad e by mea n s
of pl ac in g o n e o r t wo g rea t film s w ithin th e se min a r sch cd.ul e as mus ic h as .....

craw led in rece ntl y. M ore like o pe r a th a n a ny o th e r m ed iu m , a n d vas tl y
more access ibl e t o a n illit e rat e publi c than o pe ra sco res, th e re a re a few
fi lms which co ul d a ro use co n stru cti v e thinkin g ;1 hout th e re l ev an ce of
cl ass ica l id eas t o co nt em po r ary pro bl e m s. Th e d ifficulty lies es pecia lly in
th e c h o ice: wo uld it sel ec t .films that a re cl ose relatives of n ove ls a nd pl ays,
o r w ou ld it co n ce ntrate o n d1osc film s th a t a re n o t primarily lite rary in
their in spira ti o n an d a re co n seque ntl y m ore di ffic ult o f access in se min a r.
P e rh 3pS · in st ea d , a Fri day ni g ht sh ow in g w ith :1 d isc ussion pe ri o d fo ll ow in g
mi g ht be a wa y to use fi lm s i n th e p rog ra m. Ce rtainly ;1 weekly rev iew
s h ould be in st itut ed in th e Coll egia n , n ow that it is n o lo n ge r a p o litical
q uarte rly . Finall y , w h a t see m s m os t poss ibl e, th e co ll ege mi g ht in v ite
P rofesso r P a nu fsk y or J a m es Agee t o l ec ture on .fi lm s.
U ltim a t e ly, ef cou rse, th e success of th e .fi l ms rr~ t s w ith th e stud e nts.

drama 1n the college
l N OU R SE MIN A R RE A DIN G we igno re o r fo rge t th a t H o m er's wo rk
w a s m eant t o be spo k e n a l o ud , S oph o cl es' t o be seen on t he stage. E sse n ti a l dim e n s io n s arc und et ec ted wh e n we s it r eadin g Ch :n1ce r o r Sh a k es pea re
in iso la ted s il e n ce. No r do o ur discuss io n s re tri eve th e los t v al ues. G es tu res
and t o nes of vo ice, rhy thrn s a n d stresses a re n o t eas il y subj ec ted t o th e
primiti ve ge n e rali zati o n s by m ean s of whi c h a fo rm a l co n ve rsa ti o n proceed s
among t we nty in d iv idua ls. A se m in ar usua ll y devo tes itself ins t ea d t o th e
im persona l. It subsis ts on uni versa l affirmat ive propos iti o n s, struts pro u d ly
i nto a ll ego ry a n d fla tl y disrega rds th e fin e a r ts. T h e co n c re t e a n d th e
ind ividu;ll a rc n o t its fo rt e. Jt te n ds th e o th e r w :1y, t oward th e ass um pt ion
th a t tr u th is on ly k now n i n syl l ogis m s an d t ha t to say wha t yo u m ean 1s
on ly a prob l em in defi nin g p red ica t es .
But p l ays a re n ot m erely m o re li ve ly d e ba tes . .Read ing th e m as we do is
to l oo k a t th em kill ed a n d r oug hl y di ves ted of fl es h. W e on ly see t h e
sk e le t o n a nd ca n do n o m o re tha n guess a t a co mpl e te ana t om y. W e are
li k e Ezek ie l se t dow n in th e va lley f ull of bo n es. B u t Eze k iel pro ph esied
u pon th ese bones an d th ey ga in ed fles h , a n d h e p ro ph es ied aga in a nd th ey
ga in ed brea th . Wh e reas we m os tl y f o rge t that th e bo n es a re n o t th e thi ng
it self s in ce by its n atu re t he anal yt ic p rocedu re co n stan tl y sugges ts t ha t th e
rea l for m o r n a tu re of th e t h in g we a re ex &lt;~mining is t o be f ou n d in its
bones o r mu scu la tur e, in th e math em a ti cal fo rmul as o r th e wo rd s by w hi ch
we re prese nt it. A ll th e sy m bol s w hi ch mi g ht h e lp t owa rd kn ow ing w h at
it r ea ll y is a r c pe rv e rt ed int o id o ls and :su b:s titut t: d fur tl1al kn ow led ge. Ye t
\Ve ;~d mi t th a t th ere is :1 ce n t ra l m ea nin g in th e inca r nation of an idea,
w hi c h , like T yros, we rejec t o nl y hecause it s ;Jccess is so d iffic ult.
T r a n sl a ti on is pe r haps th e m os t pe n e t ra tin g a ppro ach t o th e w h o leness
of a wo rk. Its painf u ll y lite ra l ch a racte r see m s n o m ore th an atte nti on
to tri v ial d e tai l. But it is th ese de t a il s, cho ice o f wo rd s, gra mmar a n d
se nte n ce s tru ctur e th a t de t e rmin e th e in d iv idual ch a r ac t e r o f a n y writte n
wo rk . Jt is by a tt en ti o n t o th e m th a t w e mu st h o pe t o fin d w h a t e n ergy is
em bod ied in &lt;1 n a uth o r's w r itin g, g iv in g it its rea l power. By way of
con t ras t, in cl e m e nt:~ ry Ari st o te li a n l og ic we a re t a ug ht t o red lJ CC all se nte n ces to o n e fo rm in o rd er to ex am i n e the ir co nt e nt as bt1re propos iti o n s.
T his de ni a l of rhe t o ri c sugges ts th e pove rty of th e sy ll ogism t o co nt a in th e
fu ln ess of. a d ia l og ue, le t a l o n e a p lay . Tra n sl a ti o n a like preve nts a n y
ido la t ro us a p p roac h to th e " fo rm " of a wo rk , o r th e su per fi c ia l ge n e rali z:1t io n of its "con t e nt. " Jts fa ith fu ln ess t o eve ry wo rd, ·w h e th e r p repos iti o n or

n ou n , a t leas t imp lies th a t every fo rm a l c le m e nt is an e le m e nt of th e
co nt e nt a n d th ;tt eve ry aspect o f th e co nt e nt mu st be reali zed fo rmall y . An
a n a lysis und e rt a k e n by mean s o f tr a n s la ti o n is sub se r v ie nt to th e direc ti on
of th e o ri g in a l w h o l e, unl ess th e initi a l unity is t o be des troyed in t he
pro cess. Th e t ex t, regu latin g th e di scu ss io n , k eeps it f r o m sprea di ng ba tlikc
w ings and fl y in g hi g h in a lig htl ess ca ve rn .
Th e re is a poss ibl e a n a l ogy be twee n this la st kin d of a na lys is by tr a n s lati o n a nd co mm o n m odes o f study in th e fi ne a rt s. Mu sica l sco res ;~r e reo rch es tra ted n o t o nl y fo r th e purpose of prac ti c ing in strum e nta ti o n but
a lso t o e xpl o re th e p iece o f mu s ic by a tt e m p ti ng t o ch a n ge th e who le m e&lt;J n s
o f e xpr essio n. M a ny g reat pa inte rs h ;tvc tran sl a t ed o il canv ases into bl ack
an d \vhite o r h ave redo n e th e m w ith o th e r co lo r a nd li g htin g. Wh e reas in
th ese exa mpl es o f tra n sl a ti on of m edium th e fi nish ed wo rk is a lm os t ce r ta in
t o be infe ri o r t o its origi n a l, i n bo th mll s ic a n d d r a mati c lite r a ture tr a n sl ati on can al so e fl'ec t so m e prog ress a w;1y f ro m th e m e re n o tat io n in t h e
sco re ;tn d th e sc ript towa rd th e effec t th a t n o t a ti o n inte nd ed t o reco r d.
O rch es tr a l sco res a rc o ft e n pe rf o rm ed o n tl)e pi a n o a n d th e text of a p lay
ma y recove r so m e o f its dra m a ti c purp ose in a read ing a l ou d by seve ra l
peo pl e. This co n st a ntly sugges ts t he dr a m a ti c obj ecti ve w ith o u t, of co ur se,
a t a ny tim e e ntirely f ulfilli ng it . A lth o ug h it is a n el em e ntary kin d of
tr a n sl a ti on, it is fund ame nta l, g iv in g th e ba re sc ript l ife a n d p reve nti ng it
fro m d egenera tin g i n t o m ax im s o r se ntim en t.
In such a readin g, th e co mpl e t e a bse n ce of pre te n s ion is a co rr ec ti ve for
th e e mpha sis on s p ec t:~cl c :n1 d th e spec t acu la r whi ch is one o f th e gn1ve
d ange rs of t he co ntem p or&lt;~ry t h ea tre. T he s h ow m a n ship of a par ti cul ar
act o r i s of te,., m ore im po rtant o n Rr oadway tha n hi s un de rst a n d in g of t he

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cotillion club
T~CE C O T JLLJO N C L U B, co n fo rmin g t o a ll tr adit io n s, un de rwen t in ea rl y
O c tober w h at h ;ts come to be referred to as a "reo rga n iza ti on." What
ac t u;ll ly h:1p pens, of co urse, is a ch ange of persona l iti es·, res ulti ng in n
dift'e rc nt spirit w hi ch is in f used in t h e soc ia l c rea ti o n s p roduced by th ese
peo pl e. Fo r in st a n ce, t wo years ago th e t o n e was o n e of a sop h istica ted
kin d of indul ge n ce in th e m a nn er of Ge n e Tho rn to n 's poste rs. T he next
yec1r p rod uced a react ion agn inst th e fo rm e r a n d th e Cot illi o n C lub was
co mpl e te ly fri vo lo us, a lm os t despe ra te. By J a nu ary of 1949 a ll of the
f ri vo lous an d despe ra t e g ro u p had res ig n ed in favo r of a ra th e r br is k ~1 n d
e ffi c ie nt g ro u p of fr es hm en. L a rry P ete rs too k th e " o ffi ce" of P res iden t
a n d P ub lic R e la t ions o ffi c ia l w hil e Brad fo rd W a lke r accep ted th e Treas ure r's
posi ti on . 'l'ed Otteson p resided ove r D ecora ti o n s and Dick Ca rrut he rs repla ced P e rcy K eith as th e C luh's organ of P ubli ci ty . L a ter in th e year,
~ ndrew D ew in g, a se n io r, fo un d it to hi s ;Jdva nt ctge t o e n te r th e orga ni ?.at iO n.

It is fa irly we ll ver ified that l as t ye ar w itn essed th e m ost e n e rg-etic ~m d
publi city co n sc io us Co tilli o n C l u b in m an y yea rs. In con t rast t o th e ra t her
u n pre t e nti ous titl es of "Au tumn D a n ce" o r "Chri stm as D a n ce" of yea rs
be fo re, th e co mmunity was se r ve d te mptin g crea ti o n s like " Th e H a r vest
Schm oo n " ( a tim e ly thin g inspired by A I Capp ' s schm oo), " Th e J3eavcr
H o lid ay" ( co mm e m o r:1tin g i n so m e unkn ow n W&lt;ty th e g irl s f ro m Beaver
Co ll ege) , "Th e S hip-Wrec k D a n ce" ( fo r thi s occasio n I g le h a rt H a ll was
re n a m ed "S hi p-w rec k I sle"). In o rder t o receive th e f ull atf ro nt e ry of th ese
titl es it is reco mm e n ded th a t th ey be p r o n o un ced a l ou d t o o n ese lf. Of
co urse it is t o be &lt; mitted o nl y too read il y that a ny obj ect io n o n e m ay h ave
Jd
to th ese tem pting .t itl es is . pu re ly so phisti ca l, a n d that th e w h o le co mm u n ity
W&lt;J s ex tre m e ly sa t1 sfied w 1th th e demea n o r w ith w hi ch th e Co tilli on Cl ub
we nt ab o ut its bu s in ess.

Jn res pec t t o lJUa lity, th e decora ti o n s w hi ch m us t ve il th e co ld steel g irde rs
of th e gy m nas iu m reac h ed a pea k of in ge nuity cu lmin a ti ng in th e " Shi pWrec k D ance" w h e re th e Co ll ege beca m e inv o l ve d w ith fi shi ng ne ts a n d
Navy life ra ft s. Th e on ly t hi n g th a t was mi ss in g w as Dick Ca rrut he rs
p i~in g us a boa rd . Th e eve r-tim e ly Co tilli on Club a lso prod uced a litt le
t h 1ng e&lt;1ll ed "'rh c S prin g C ri s is" w hi c h co mp le te ly scc1ttered our a l ready
sh 01tte red nerves. M ay be it w ill become a tr aditi on.
P e rh aps so m e thin g sh o ul d be sa id a b out th e blind-d a t e m a rket. In th e
pas t ~' c ar s. it ha s. been. a p rob le m . to esta bli sh St. J o hn's respec t a bility a n d
~ ega l1ty. w ith 1ts s tste r tn stttut iOns 111 respec t to thi s type o f tra ffi c. S t. J oh n's
1s, as 1t we re, ove r th e h u m p in respec t to thi s p r obl e m: th e C lu b h;~ s
m a n ag~d t o e.fre.c t th e m~e tin g of ma ny l o ne ly he:l rt s, and h opes th at
th ey w dl b l oo m Jtlt O end un ng f ri ends h ips.
D o you. reca ll t he d il e m ma of o n e littl e g irl f r om t h e So uth w h o, w h en
h e r m os t Ingen uous escor t as k ed h e r to h is room for a d rink , que ri ed: " D o
y o u ? II have bed s in your rooms ?" Wi t hou t as kin g h er t o re phrase the
Cj1.1es t 10 n th e yo un g m &lt; 1 re pli ed, " W hy yes , I g u ess we do." T he g irl q ui c kl y
H
:1 ~sumed a to n e bo th. confide nti a l :n1d ;1po loge t ic, "A h 'm afra id I caan ' t go.
I he house m oth e r sa 1d we a ll m us tn ' t go into any room th a t h ad a hed in
it." .Tt ju s t goes to sh ow y ou th e p rob l e m s t hat St. J o h n n ies ha ve t o contend \vi t h in h ig h er and lower e duc;J ti on.

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�Sunday
radio program
rcSttint J olnth College is an exciriug pla.ce .. .n
THOSE WORDS BECAME, in th e Spring of 1949, one of th e face ti o us
sloga ns o f th e ca mpu s ; a phra se to be ye ll ed ac ross th e Coffee Sh op a t a
d isco tJrage d o r di sg usted cla ss m a te, o r mumbl ed o n th e way to a lab exam .
Th ey we re sa id in a ll se ri o us ness o n th e Sund ay afte rn oo n of Februa ry 27
at 3 :3 0 p.m . by R a n let Lin co ln ove r th e a ir-waves of WANN.
Thu s
st:1rted th e seri es of radi o broadcasts kn ow n as th e " St. J ohn 's Prog ram," weekh• ha lf-h o ur ma de a vail ab le to th e Co ll ege by th e m a n age m ent of
WANN: L incoln was ap po inted d irec to r of t he prog ra m, wi th respo n s ibilitv to sec that a br oadcas t w as arra nged a n d prese nted ea ch Sunday,
but h ~ is th e .fi rst to ackn ow ledge th a t th e who le ven ture wou ld n eve r h ave
bee n poss ibl e w ith o ut th e w h o lehearted hel p a nd coopera ti on of s tude nts
a nd fac ulty alike. Man y a St . J o hnni e co nqu e red seve re "mike fri g ht" in
orde r to h elp o ut and do hi s pa rt.
Th e o ri g- in a l idea f o r th e broa d cas ts w~1 s to try to cove r va ri o us aspec ts
of life a t '"'st. J o hn ' s - semin a rs, tut o ri a ls, labo r a to ry, lectures and co n ce rts
as \Vell as th e ex tr a-curri cul a r ac ti v iti es . Jt was a lso pla nn ed to prese nt
p rog ra m s o n vari ous publi c ques ti o ns in \vhi ch th e Co ll ege was concer ned,
a nd al so to have ava il abl e r eg ul a r ra di o tim e for a ny publi c r elat io n s
p roj ects o f th e admini stra ti o n. A s it turn ed out, th e se min a rs we re, w ith
sm a ll exce pti o n, th e fo rm of th e " St. J ohn 's P rogra m ."
lt w a s d ec id ed to h old th e semin ar s as a ser ies, w ith o ne lead in g to
a no th er , deve lo pin g a politi ca l th em e as th ey we nt al o ng. P o liti cs w as
arri ved at as th e a rea of th e g reates t a udi ence inte res t , a fte r lite ra ture,
m etaph ys ics, scie nce a nd re li g io n h ad been cons ide red. Th e fi rst se min a r
was o n th e D eclara ti on of In depe n dence a n d w as f o ll owed by d iscuss io ns
of Plutarch's J ulitts Caesa· , Sh a kespea re' s Julius Caesar, T /; e P rince, a n d
r
th en on to D e T oq lJ ev ill e's D en:.ocracy in Am.erica fo r t wo progra n1 s,
a nd T lu R eJ&gt;u.blic fo r th ree. By th en th e the m e was we ll es tabli shed a n d
co ntinu ed thr o ug h such boo ks as Thu cy did es ' P eloponesian W ars . Th e
a rr an ge m e nt fo r a ll of th e semin a rs was the sa m e ; f o ur stud en ts led by
a fa culty m embe r, w ith Linco ln t o make ope ni ng a nd cl os ing re m a rks a n d
an n o un cements of f o ll o win g programs. About th e fifth o r sixth w eek ,
Lin coln j o ined in th e di sc uss io ns as well, a n d co ntinu ed to d o so fo r th e
r est of the se ri es. F o r th e las t two broadcasts of th e Co ll ege sess ion in
M ay, so m e m ember s of Mr. Ba rt's pl ay r ead ing g rou p p resen ted r ehea rsa ls
fo r th e ir publi c read in g of R ichard fl. Th ese we re th o ug h t by m an y
li ste ne rs to be th e m os t successful of t he se ri es, as th ey co m bin ed di scus~ i o n of id eas w ith dra m a ti c rec ita ti o n , m a kin g fo r a m o re va ri ed h a lf ho ur
th a n th e sem in a rs. After Sch oo l cl osed in Ju ne, th e p rogra m tim e cha nged
t o 7:3 0 o n Fri day ni g hts and co ntinu ed through th e summ e r w ith ve ry
info rm a l d isc uss io n g r oups co m posed of m emb e rs of th e summe r a d u lt ed uca ti o n semin ars, a n d o tb e r f ri en ds of th e Co ll ege. Th ey prese n te d a se ri es
of progr am s startin g (a fte r a Jul y 4th d iscuss ion of th e D ecla r ati o n of
Jn depe nde n cc) w :th R. H. T awney's R eligio n and the R ise of Capitalism
a n d con tinuin tr th ro ug h St. ;p(lu l' s E pistle to the R oman s to wo rks by
Ca l v in a nd Luth er. Pla ns for th e 19 4 9- 50 sess io n , a lth oug h not ye t
defi nite, ca ll f o r co ntin ued wee kl y broadcas ts w ith st ress on m o re v arie ty
i n type a n d pace of p rog ra m s.
Th e v irt ue and va l ue of th e St. J o h n's Pr og ra m ha s been ha rd to es tim a te. Ob v ious ly n o t a prog ra m for th e " Stop the :rvru sic, aud ience, it may
ha ve been too hi g h-brow. D u ri ng th e co urse of th e se ri es Li nco ln a n d
so m e o th ers n oted a d iffic ulty w it h th e St. Jo h nnies' lingo- a d iffic ulty
w hi ch w as ha rd to re m ove withou t g i ving the im press io n of try in g to ta lk
dow n. Whil e pre pa ri ng o ne of th e progra m s, someo ne obse r ved th at i f
th e pa rti cipa nts wou ld ta l k so tha t th ey a ll rea ll y k new w h at th ey were
say ing a n d unde rstood each othe r, th e li steni ng pu bli c wo ul d un dersta nd
th em too. If th at publi c ca red abou t wha t was sa id by St. J o h n's ove r th e
a ir, th ey neve r ga,·e a s ign of it ; but St. J o h n's firs t attem pt to reach t he
masses by rad io \vas, if no t altoge th er SlJccesshd , enco ur ag ing to th ose w h o
in s ist th a t St. Joh n's ed ucates fo r th e wo rl d .

·sunday evening meetings
P O ST E R S LIB E R A LLY SPRJ N KL ED a r ou nd town, invi t ing th e good
fo lk of A nn apo li s to our Sunday Even in g 1\t[ec ti ngs, a n nounced th e the m e
o f th e se ri es i n one lin e, "Ta lks on P u bli c I ssues of Prese nt- D ay l mpo rtance." T h e t urn-ou t for the fi rst fou r m ee ti ngs of the year was good, but
it mu st be ad mi tted th at if studen t a ttenda nce a t these mee tings was a n
accu r ate gauge of the i r in ter es t in pr ese nt-day prob lem s, th en p resen t-d ay

T wenty-eigM

p ubli c probl em s we re ru n nin g a ve ry b :~ d seco nd to th e p robl em s of th e
cur r iculum, o r m o re ge n era ll y, publi c afia irs we re a ppare ntl y dw arfed by
private a ffa irs. Th e " T ow ni es," by a nd la rge, we re like th e stud ents, o th er
thin gs seem ed m o re impo rtant o r mo re pleasant. Wh a tever the r easo n fu r
th e ge ne ral a pa thy, it co ul d n ot be cha rged to a fa ilure to procure bi g
na m es. Mr. J o h n G . Gree ne, dir ecto r o f adult edu cati o n, ser v in g as E xecu ti ve Sec reta ry of a facu lty committee respo ns ibl e f o r th e Sun day E ve nin g
m eetin gs, per suad ed a numbe r o f we ll - kn ow n peop le to g ive up a Sund ay
eve nin g in r eturn f o r the pu re pl eas ur e of address ing us , a nd th en lay in g
th em sel ves o pe n to q ues ti o ns fro m th e :-,u cl ie nce.
Durin g th e co urse o f th e yea r, th ere we re a fe w occas io n s wh en b ri sk
ques ti o nin g fo rced th e spea ke r to an acti ve de fen se. Jf m ost spea ke rs ·we r e
ma de so m ew ha t un comfo rtab le by th e prospect o f a ques ti o n pe ri od, the ir
:-tpp re he n sio n p roved to be wi th o ut g roun ds. Thi s year, th e H o n o rabl e
Cha rl es E. Saltzman, Ass ista nt Sec re tary of Sta te f o r O ccu pied A rea s, bega n
the ser ies . T he q ues ti ons a r isin g f ro m hi s ta lk ce nte r ed arou nd a n a pp a re nt
co nfli ct bet wee n Sta te D epa rtm en t po li cy a n d w h at so m e peo pl e (n o t a bl~·
P eter W e iss) in s isted \Vas actuall y takin g pla ce. Th e re w as a ques ti on
e ith e r d irect o r im p lied as to w h eth e r th e o ffi cia l po li cy for occ u pied a reas
had been s il entl y repl aced by a n o th e r. J'v[r . Sa ltzm an a n nve red by in sistin g
t ha t th e offi cial po li cy was th e o nl y o ne, a nd de nyin g any kn ow ledge of
fa ilure in impl em entati o n . Th e audi ence was left to d raw its own co nclu s io n s as to w heth e r 1\t[r. Sa lt zman, in sp ite of hi s ex pe ri e nce in th e
Arm y, was ba s iGlll_v na ive, o r w he th e r du e to hi s exp e ri e nce in th e fin a n cial
w o rld, h e was fa irl y acco m pli s hed in th e a rt of h a ndlin g a n e mbarra ss in g
qu es ti o n . A side f ro m thi s a nd m o re important, th e m eetin g wa s successful
in th e bas ic fun cti o n of foc using atte nti o n o n a publi c iss ue of imp o rt a nce .
Th e nex t Sun d ay even in g, Th urm an W. Arn o ld, fo rm e r Ass istant Atto rn ey Ge ne ral, created co n s ide rabl e exc ite m ent by te na cio usly ho ldin g a pos iti o n th ~t pa r t of th e a ud ien ce eith e r d id no t u n de rsta nd o r we re n o t di sposed to acce pt. H e stayed cl ose to th e pos iti o n a d vanced by A dam Smith
that m o n o po ly was an ev il; a nd th a t gove rnm e ntal pr o tecti o n of ce rtain
fa,·o red pri va te co mp a ni es preve nted v igo ro us ad va n cem en t. M o reo\"e r, 1\ll r.
A r no ld, like Adam Smith , be li eved that th e co mm o n peo pl e kn ow th e ir o w n
inte res t bette r than a nyone e lse. H e rej o iced at ev ide nce of th e ir ind epe n de nt co mm o n sen se in re j ec tin g so me of th e dr ea m s of th e plann e rs. The
ques ti o n seem ed to be: H ow co uld Mr. Arn o ld \vh o has an impress ive
reco rd as a libe ra l, fi g ht fo r a nd ch ampi o n a n ythin g esse ntially un po pular,
if he be li eves in the r ig htn ess o f pop ula r de te rmin a ti o n . Thi s was th e
o nly po int a t w hi ch Mr. Arn o ld depa rted radi ca ll y f r om A d am Smith ,
fo r Smith l oo ked u po n th ose w ho a ttempted to thi n k o f a n d wo rk for
th e g enera l good as m o nkey-wre nches in the eco no mi c ma chin e ry. Thi s depa rture f r o m th e co ns istent Smithi a n doctrine was precise ly th e po int on
w hi ch Mr. Ar no ld was a tt ac ked . H e d id n o t care to di sc uss th e ques ti o n
phil osophi call y, a n d left hi s qu es ti o ne rs to d iscove r fo r th em se l ves w heth er
hi s pos iti o n h ad poeti c m ea nin g .
T he fo ll ow in g m ee tin g, O cto be r 2 4th, w ith th e e lcc t: on dr a,~y· i n g n car,
J\llr. G ree ne pe rsua ded s peak e rs f ro m three o f th e maj o r pa rti es th a t our
G rea t Hall wou ld be as goo d a pla ce as a ny t o ed ucate th e e lec to rate a nd
pe rha ps pi ck up a few vo tes. J\lrr. Jam es R. KirkLnvl, r cp rcsen t e~ th e
G .O .P. ; Arthur 0. L ovej oy, a retired professo r o f phil oso ph y, re-e nt e red
th e ca ve o n behalf o f th e D on key, and James S. Mar t in, ex-S t. J o hn 's tut o r,
mani fes ted hi s bo ld ness in advoca tin g th e Prog ress i,·e pos iti o n. Th e rev iewe r d id n o t a ttend, but v..-as in f o rm ed by some w ho d id th at th e
mee ti ng was typ ica l of its kind.
Sun d ay evenin g , O ctobe r 3 1st, th e late Dr. H a rry St;Jc k Sulli v:1n, we ll k now n psychi at r ist, ta lk ed t o th e wro ng a udi en ce. Th e g ulf, j udg in g f rom .
th e pau city o f q ues ti o n s, an d th e charac ter of th e few th·a t we re as ked , \vas
u n br idgea bl e .
Th e nex t two m ee ti ngs sho uld h ave b,roug ht ou t th e av id newspaper
reade rs. Philip P otte r, Baltim o re Sun repo rte r, recen tl y rctunled f ro m ;1
spec ia l ass ig nm ent to th e Middl e E as t to ld hi s a ud ience abou t a buddi n)r
revo l uti on . A fte r centuri es of a utocrati c rul e, and re la ti ve ly stabl e co ndi-.
ti ons, a des ire f o r ch a nge seem s to be ma n ifes ti ng itself in t ha t pa r t of th e
wo rl d. Y o ung libe ra ls a re seekin g ed uca ti on fo r th e m asses, aa ~q uitabl e
d istri buti on of in come, eco no mic develo pm ent of tl1 e ir respecti ve co un tri es, .
etc. Mr. P o tte r m ainta in ed th a t thi s n ati on wou ld he fo ll ow ing a po li cy of
e nli gh te ned sel f-inte res t by a lig nin g itse lf w ith th ese fo r ces, and th at a
fo re ig n po li cy w hi ch su p po rt ed th e es tab lish ed react ion;'! !")' fo rces in the
Mi dd le Eas t was blin d . Th e nex t week Mr. Phi l ip L. Gra h a m , publi sher
of th e W as hi ng ton P ost, d isc ussed some of the gene ra l pro blem s en co un te red
in pu blis hin g a ne\\'Spape r, a n d so m e of th e so luti o ns a ttem pted by th e
·w as hin gto n P ost. T he repo rt e r a n d th e publi sh e r we re am on g th e bes t
of th e Sunday E ven in g spea ker s.
L a ter in th e yea r th ose ·w ho a ttended S un d ay E ve nin g M eeti ngs h ea rd:
Dr. Wi nfred O verh o lse r, Di rector of St. E li zabe th 's H osp ita l in W as hin g t o n,
repor t on th e L o n do n Congress of M enta l H ealt h; R aymo n d \Nil so n , a
( Co ntinued 0 11 page 5 1)

THE TERMS
Fall

""·

convocation

A B USY \V E EK of examinations a nd registration of students was clima xed by th e form al openin g exe rcises of the
C ollege on C onvocation Sunday. The tas k of callin g together tutors and students to participate in th e learnin g
process is an old one. Th e m otiva tin g fo rce of th ese ga th erin gs has always been furnish ed by a spirit of search and
inqu iry amon g m en. \i\Te here a t St. John's are a ble to feel,
very deeply, this spirit of community participa tion and learnin g. It is inher ent in th e books w e study and in th e tradition
w e are seeking to reinvigo ra te. Our C onvocation se rves to
remin d us tha t w e are to recapture this spirit in our studies
with a n ew vigo r and stren gth, and follow in the lively
footste ps o f th e g rea t, a m ong inquisitive students.
The rin gin g of th e C oll ege bell was th e sign al, as it usually
is, for old and new tutors a nd stud ents to gath er in McDowell H all. H ere th e fr eshm en, 74 of th em this yea r,
were asse mbled and in stru cted by the C ollege Marshal, l\1r.
Poe . A leisurely procession w as fo rm ed, led by President
Kieffe r and the tuto rs - all of whom w ere dressed in
academic robes trimm ed in col ors den otin g th eir hono rs 111
the scholastic wo rld. Th e fr es hm en follow ed the tutors and
the rest of th e co mmunity w alked behind th em . Th e procession was led along th e sid e ca mpus a nd into I glehart H all.
M r. K yle Smith opened th e exe rcises with a praye r. This
was follo w ed by th e formal introduction and r egistration of
the new m embers of th e co mmunity . E ac h fr eshman

an swe red to his na rn e by mo untin g th e platform a nd sha kin g
ha nds with the President of the College . H e then sig ned
his nam e, und er the g uidan ce o f Miss Stran ge, in the Coll ege
R egistry. This cerem onious induction into th e C ollege prese rves th e wid e gap between individual and community
which exists in all enterprises of common eff ort. W e as a
body r eceive each individual, and only dem and of him that
he recognize o ur stru ggle as his stru ggle a nd fa vor o ur aim
as his aim.
Th ose of us wh o had watched previo us co nvoca tions w ere
a ble to note th e shift to yo uth and vigor am ong the freshm en .
The return of th e Colle ge to n ormal is a g radual one, m ore
and more marked each yea r. W e all feel th e C ollege will
receive new impetus from th ose whose edu ca tion has not
been interrupted .
President Kieff e r spoke a fe w w o rds of welcom e to all
of us. H e remarked how invigo ratin g it was to see th e
campus alive with stud ents afte r m a ny m onths of inactivity .
Th e virtues of calmn ess and sa nity in a still divid ed a nd
turbulent w orld w ere emph asize d. W e w er e r eminded that
th e Great Boo ks w e stud y a re unanimo us in emphasiz in g and
teachin g th ese virtu es as a fo undation for proper and necessary ac tion . Th e impo rtan ce of th e teachin g and th e learnin g of th em in c reases as th e n eed fo r ca reful action in creases.
The traditional w ord s "C on vocatum est" w e re prono un ce d and, with the closin g praye r, th e 15 8th session of
th e C oll ege had begun .

T wenty-nine

�Th e hypo th eses spaw ned were m y riad . T o th e H egelia ns

Winter

unravelin g th e ta ngled skein o f w ha t mig ht too easily have

th e coll ege had se r ved its histo rica l fun ction and th e si•rns o f

becom e just a noth e r so rdid sto ry . By all repo rts its qu estions

Sin~e

this

probed deep ; it m ade sho rt wo rk of non-esse ntials , it in·

view presupposes a godlike in d iffe ren ce to th e suffe rin o-

sisted upon thinkin g first of th e college . Gra ntin g ce rtain

multitud e it provid ed sca nt co mfo rt.

un avoid a ble co nditions its dec ision w as th e o nl y one possible

decaden ce se rv ed onl y to buttress th eir th eo ri zi ng .

"'
Th ere we re oth ers

w ho, cogni za nt as most stud ents we re not of th e turbul ent

and rig ht at th e sa m e tim e. Its jo b was th oroug hl y c redit-

histo ry of th e in stitutio n called St. J o hns, had neve r, pe rh aps,

a ble. By Sund ay nig ht a wea ry college had so me n ew fac ts

rega rd ed th e n e w program as a nythin g m ore th an a passin g

to li ve with.

This se ntim ent, fo r-

Mr. Klein m oved into th e dean's offi ce ; M r. Graff into

t un a tely, w as held by but a few. By a nd la rge th e peo pl e
co nce rn ed with St. J o hn's think of it in terms of th e n ew

f:1 ncy and refuse d to be a la rm ed .

th e assista nt dean's c ubicle; th e re wo uld sho rtly be a new
treas urer; on Jun e 30 Mr. Ki eff e r w ould be succee ded by

progra m . A nd, in evita bl y, th ere were oth ers wh o po ured o ut

a new president. It had been a crisis a fte r all ; and n ew

t heir bitte rn ess on th e hea ds of Ba r r a nd Buc ha nan; o r th e

possibilities lay ahea d .

build ings and g ro und s depa rtment; or th e busin ess offi ce; or
t he la bora to ry; o r the fac ulty ; or th e lazy stud ents; o r th e
godd ess F o rtun e wh o had dec reed th at we sho uld have to
live in 1949 etc. , etc. , ad n a useam .

the CriSIS

vV hen th e sto rm fin ally broke it cente red itself abo ut th e
ad ministra tive o ffi ces. Mr. Kie ff e r, indig nant a t all ege d ly
cla nd estin e eff orts to rem o ve him fr om th e presid ency,
as ked for and obtain ed th e resig na tions of M essrs. Wilburn ,
Poe and Fidd esof, th e titul a r heads o f th e opposition to his
regim e. With th e conflict o ut in th e open th e once whispere d cha rge beca m e common kn o wled ge. Mr. Kieff er w as
accused of ba d administration, ind ecision , haltin g eve ry a tte mp t at progress.

It too k little time for the coll ege co mmunity to begin

A t this writing it is, of co urse , still too n ea r th e eve nt to
eva lu ate th e exper:e nce in terms of its likely eff ects upon the
coll ege's futur e. A pa rt fr om a flurry of n ew interest r esultin g fro m th e shock and a ne w tone as a co nsequ ence of an
administra ti ve

r ealig nm ent,

the

immedia te

eff ects we re

bo und to be bad. W e are too unaccustom ed to crisis to live
thro ug h o ne with o ut som e debilita tion .
Th ere is som ewh ere a m ora l to be dra wn from th e sto ry.
W e have lea rn ed perh aps th at one administra tor doth n ot
make a college any m o re th a n one swall o w m a kes a sprin g .
But beyond th at th ere is a lesson with wide r implications.
M ost St. J o hnnies will rem ember how th e fl agship of th e
Pantag ruelia n fl ee t, Thnlnrnege, ran into a te rrifi c storm,
and ho w by dint o f eve ryo ne's utm ost exe rtions it survived.

takin g sid es, even tho ug h th ere was never· any clea r cut basis

Everyo ne, that is, except Panurge wh o became a wh imperin g

LATE ON A SUNDAY evenin g in J anuary Mr. Kieff er

for love a nd enthusias m. Tho ug h m en mig ht admire they

on w hic h on e could do so. There w e re m any eff orts on the

cowa rd.

conclud ed his readin g of the Board's carefull y word ed deci-

wo uld ha rdl y devote th em selves to a m achine.

pa rt of stud ents and fac ulty alike to rema in unco mmitted and

Wh en it is ove r and th e ship is once m ore safe
P anurge is aga in his co urageo us self. Th en occ urs the fol-

Vlhil e th e docto rs disagree d a nd involved th em selves in

to await as pa tientl y as possibl e the outcom e of the Board's

lo win g:

professional quibbl es th e pa tient co ntinu ed to la ng uish. When

delibe ration s. In the scufflin g the Big Fact w as nea rly lost

she complain ed of a pain in th e neck th ey spoke soothin gly of

sig ht of. F ew stopped talkin g lon g eno ug h to think that it
w as no t se veral administrators alon e wh o w ere on trial but

sion.

Mr. Klein, th e coll ege's new dea n , off ered his first

prescription: a good night's sleep. F or once qu estions w ere
o ut of orde r. Quietly, tho ug htfull y, even solemnl y, a n
asse mbled co mmunity diffuse d into dormito ries, back-campus
units, off- ca mpus dwellin gs. All in all it had been on e of the

viruses, compl exes and th e spirit of th e age . If she tried to
stamm er o ut her soul probl em s th ey r eached fo r a mustard

most hectic, unbelieva ble, m acabre experien ces within the

plaster. And wh en, as it ha d ro , th e c risis ca m e, th ey pointed

livin g m em ory of St. J ohn 's. It was as if the m an upstairs

acc usin gly at each oth er. Th e patient sat up, fin ally, and

o ut of shee r rogue ry had simultan eously pro jected a Hitch-

kn oc ked th eir heads togeth er.

cock m elodrama and a M a rx Broth ers far ce upon the sc ree n.
Wh en it was all o ver St. J o hnnies rubbed th eir eyes and

Abstractly, and th erefo re too simply, this is the story of

w ond ered what had happened. Th ey will never r eall y kn o w.

wh at for a year or two will be kn own as "The Crisis." The
"facts" unfo rtunately do not say what w ent on in the hearts

Afte r days of despera te talking th e few trivial facts available had become irredu cible c uds of pulp in peo pl e' s m outh s.
They stu ck in the throat .

Th ey see m ed in co nsequ ential

alon gsid e th e Big Fact whic h onl y a few still r efu sed to
recogni ze . St. J ohnnies, on e a nd all , no lon ge r felt th e spirit.
Beneath the fa ded fin ery th ere no longer seem ed to be a ny
life. Like a n agin g co urtesan th e coll ege h ad beg un to rely
upon treatm ents, ga uds, cosm etics, N ew Y o rk specialists.

of men; th ey do not explain wh y a co mmunity o f reasonable

th e w hole college . M an y who pointed a fin ge r w ould bette r
have sta red into a mirror.
One gen eralization at .least m ay be sa fely m ade. N eve r
had t he lac k of co nfidence which sprea d so insidiously fr om
the Boa rd do wn to th e g ree nest fr eshm a n bee n so clea rly
m a nifest . D espair w as th e m ood of the day . By F riday, th e
day befo re th e Boa rd was scheduled to m eet in B altim ore,
the situa tio n seem ed little short of hopeless.

m en w as in ca pabl e of risin g abo ve th e petty in compatibilities

In a last effo rt th e Student P olity, which thro ug hout th e

o f personality ; wh y a coll ege whic h a few years previously

week had bee n fo r once active and eff ective, approved a

had had enoug h g uts to lick th e world's mig htiest n avy, to

stateme nt in sisting th at th e impo rtant issue - th e ne w pro-

sur vive th e decimations of a w a r a nd th e o nslaug hts of pro-

g ram - be kept in mind and as kin g fo r a clean sw eep of

fessional edu ca tors a nd concurrentl y to shape a new community of learn ers from th e w rec k of a m o ribund institution -

N or w as th e solution to be found in smoother m achin ery.

w hy such a pl ace should show suc h unmista ka ble signs of

A ft er all , contri va nce a nd m em ora nd a substitute but poo rl y

qu ittin g in th e hom e stretch.

the ad ministra tion with the prin cipals bein g retain ed as
tutors.

"All t hi s w hil e Ep istemon w ho had t he palms of hi s h ands all
flayed and bloody fro m hold in g on so ga ll antl v and so long to o ne
of th e cab les had bee n liste nin g intentl v to t he d isco urse of
P antagr uel. Now he protested

veh em e nt]~.

' I swear, my L ord ,' he compl a in ed, ' I had as mu ch fear an d
fri g ht as P anurge; bu t .it did n' t in te rfe re wit h my d o in g w hat l
cou ld. Wh at I stand for is thi s; th at tho ug h dea th mu st come to
us all by fa tal an d in ev itable necessity the extremely im po rta n t
ques ti on as to wh et her we d ie at such o r such an hour or in such
or such a way 1ies pa rtl y in the w ill of God an d pa rtl y in o ur ow n
d iscretion .

W e oug ht, howeve r, to be co nsta n tly im plorin g,

in vok in g, plead in g, beseec hin g and suppl icat in g, as lo ng as we
do n't m ake thi s f req ue nt prayi ng an en d or goa l in itself, but on
t he co n tra ry exert o urselves to the u tmost '"on our side an d as
t he H oly M esse nge r says, be fe llow-l abo rers w ith God . By be in g
saga cio usly on g uard , by work in g v igo rously, by maki ng re newe d
and obst in ate fres h sta rts, thin gs arri ve at le ng th at the e nd we
long for an d at the ha rbo ur of our des pe rate hope. But if in the

On Saturday the statem ent w as presented to th e

pin ch of pe ril an d o n th e brink of da nge r a pe rso n is neglige n t,

Board- a Board which, sudd enly aw ake to the m agnitude

e ff emin ate and id le, it is in vai n h e prays to th e .Gods: they a re

o f its respo nsibility, spent two days ea rn estly, painstakin gly

only p rovoked and ang ry w ith him '."

1.' Mr ty-r.me
T hirty

�Spri ng
june week

Senior-Faculty Cocktail Party

john, Ad le r, Van Doren, Barr or Bu chanan lec tures. As
soo n as th eir eyes beca m e accustomed to th e dimn ess th ey
imm ediately refocused them on what was to beco m e fo r
many a lege ndary object: a three -tiered, ch ro m ium - plated,
lion -headed fountain-lik e pun c h howl w hic h gave forth a
golden liqu id from th e spouts on th e top tier a~1d the lion's
m outh on th e second. W hether it was simply the objec t
itself w ith its red and blu e lig hts play in g on th e pun ch, or
Jake B rooks (yes again ) beguilin g eve ryo ne into " just one
more," or host Andrew D ew in g's fin e p un ch, soo ner o r
later (we fo rge t just w hen) th e formal aspect slipped slowly
from th e party . It beca m e in stead, o ne of th e most natural,
free a nd easy · ga th erings to be w it nessed a t St. J o hn 's. It
m ay be th a t o nly wl1 en fo ur years of th e tuto r-stud ent relationship have been completed, and th e fruit of th e labo r is
ready to be picked, that fri ends, fa milies, fa culty and stud ents
can get together w ith this degree of und e rsta ndin g a nd co mpanionship. I'm not su re th ose a re th e n am es to give the
at m osp here th at pe rm ea ted th e afte rn oo n's ga th e rin g, hut

ST. JOHN'S niirro red the Na tion.
Fashion ma gazin es, mov ie m a rqu ees, ladies' haircuts a nd
fo reig n ca rs w ere th e Nation's sign s th a t w e were a ttempting to return to th e "ca refree days of the '20s."
Jun e \Vee k was our sign, an d it looked like we ha d succeeded, eve n as ea rl y as th e Junior-Se nio r party th e week
before .
If a m ode m Rip Van ' N inkl e had walked into th e Com m on R oom of Sto ne H o use on that Satu rd ay nig ht in May
a nd seen Daisy Goldwin with her " bobbed ha ir" and " hig h
heeled shoes" doing th e C harleston w ith Phil Smith, he
wo uld have been su re th at it was a t wenty- minute ra th e r
th an a tw enty-yea r nap he had just taken.
The kegs of beer o n th e sid e porch had a n air of respec ta bility tha t mig ht not have bee n possibl e in th ose clays, but
J a ke Broo ks wandering a round d ispensin g it fro m a n old tin
pitcher took ca re of that. ' Ni th th e help of ex-St. J o hnnies,
Midship!.1en, total strange rs and lovely yo un g ladies we alThe Mellon Song
m ost man aged th at w id- western continentalism which was
so constantly striven for and so seldom ac hieved .
There may not have bee n th e intellec tu al co nversa tions
that St. J o hn 's pa rties ar e famous fo r, but no one seem ed to mind too mu ch. T o
cover th e whole evenin g completely we mig ht do best to quote a Midshipman who
found our littl e party just before beco min g a n E nsign. \\l ith co mplete dejection he
was hea rd all evenin g to mum ble und er his brea th : "For four years all of this was
right over the wal l ... and I didn't know it."
Jun e W ee k prope r loo ked as th o ug h it w e re going to be m ost fo rm al and respectable
when late Friday a ft ern oon the youn g ladies with picture hats a nd th eir well g room ed
escorts sa untered out of th e warm sun shin e into th e Great Hall. \\l ith its face lifted
by th e addition of fl owe rs a nd furnitur e, th e Grea t H all loo ked far m o re like a
sumptious bal lroom than th at Acade mic Assembly R oo m where the se nio rs had fi rst
gath ered (so m e as lon g as eight yea rs befo re) to hear Mr. Bucha nan g ive his introductory talk to th e Freshmen. This was th e last class w ho would rem ember th e
"Well, Willie, who'll we be today?"
Grea t H all as a lecture hall , but th ey didn't spend th eir a ft ern oon recallin g 1
Vleikl e-

Thirty -two

w ha teve r you call it, it had been a long tim e sin ce it had been
fe lt in McDowell. We wond ered vaguely as we m eand ered
dow n th e fron t walk a ft erwards if th e whole yea r cou ldn' t
have had so m ethin g of this sa m e pleasantn ess had tuto rs and
students go t toge th er m o re ofte n in th e G rea t Hall.
Eve ryon e manage d to ge t ~&lt;·met hin g to ea t, a nd eith er
sober up a littl e o r ge t a littl e highe r by t he tim e eig ht-thirty
roll ed arou nd an d that age less pastim e, w hich had been so
lon g abse nt from o ur "sktded camp us"- th e Variety Show
- brig htened I glehart Hall.
After a prologue in th e fo rm of an introduction to a
for m al lec ture w hich had bee n hea rd not long before,
spectacle in the fo rm of w hat was later to he referred to as
th e "Goldberg Variation s" kep t us all in va rio us deg rees of
;11nusem ent fo r alm ost two hours. Durin g this tim e we saw
a nd hea rd all of th e in stitutions of The Institution lampooned
- in good review fashion. "Me no, Callicles, P olus"- those
th ree well kn own sop hists- ca m e down from Olympus to
see a bo ut gettin g St . J ohn 's acc redited, but th e local demo-

Class Day

cratic processes went just far enough as tray to elec t them to
th e Student Court. H ere th ey immediately fo und th em selves
in control o f a noth e r Crisis, a nd in ord er to find ou t w ha t
was goin g on th ey decid ed to inter view eith er in person o r
by phone such n ota bles as "Sco t," "Winkie," "Mo rtim e r,"
"M ar k, " "S c rotus Bon es, " an d "M.r. SI .
1msman " ( t I1e yo un g
Bernard McFadden). T hey also found it adva ntageous to
look into the oral exa minations (complete with th e peanuts
and popcorn th a t both · stud ents and tuto rs have so ofte n
wish ed for) and th e lectures.
During all of this th ere were hig h points a nd so m e fa irl y
low ones- but this was to be expec ted. The Freshm en
co uldn't laugh along with th e rest of th e a udien ce when
Shmoos' fri end "Sylvan Sharper " appea red, no r co uld th e
g uests en joy to their full est such delight fu l ditties as the
"Mellon Song" and "Alcibides is My Ideal." But on th e
whole from th e tim e E rnst A bra ham son played the openin g
bars to introdu ce Lin coln in the prolog ue thro ug h D ye r,
Junior-Senior party
Otteson, Aa ronson a nd Myers until th e fin al bars of Martin,
Frasca and G oldberg sin gin g "Mo unt Olympus-Here W e
.
.
Come" everyone found som ethin g to la ug h abo ut. Th e
sophists decided St. J ohn's would have to wa it for heavenl y a·ccre ditation sin ce it
would neve r ge t ea rthl y, but th e Variety Show has rega in ed its acc reditation as a
worthwhile trad ition .
Th e Info rm al Dance in th e Boat H o use after th e Va riety Show suffered from
som ethin g - it's a littl e diffi cult to say just what. It could n ot have been atm osphere
-for th e m oon shon e across College Creek in a mann er th at turn ed th e scen e from
th e Balcony into so m ethin g n ot unlike an old fas hioned calendar picture, and th e music
seem ed suitable as well. P erh aps it was just th at we'd laughed too ha rd , or th a t
we were planning to play tom o rrow, and co uldn't play much tonig ht.
Saturday of Jun e \ Veek was Archy McCourt D ay. There was n q title on the
progra m to label it such, but th ere was little doubt th at it was.
Und er th e Liberty Tree Saturday morning with th e sun shinin g in all of its late
A. B. McCourt, B.A.
sprin g beauty, Ch et J ohn so n, Chairman for th e class, introd uced David R ae as " numT Mrty -tlu·ee·

�to pa rties, but it wasn ' t
be r on e stud ent," th e stud ent choice as w ell as th e administration's. R ae spoke with the se rious intellige nce a nd clea r lon g be fo re th ey w ere
reasse mbl ed a littl e fa rqu estionin g fo r wh ich his classm a tes had kn o wn him , a nd
th er west on th e bac k
am on g oth er things bro ug ht up the impo rtant qu estion of
campus 'i n th eir n ew
w heth er "the libe ral arts a re givin g us up, o r we are fr eein g
a tti re, rea dy to pic k up
o urselves from th em , because th ey have hee n success ful in
freein g us f rom ourse lves ." H e also to uched briefl y on th e the lem onade a nd cold
fried c hicken w hich
" im portance of chan g in g academic fr eedo m for civic fr eewe re bein g ha nd ed o ut
dom."
by the m en in w hite
With a cleve r poe tical introduction J o hnson introd uced
coa ts und e r M iss Disth e " number one in som ethin g" student - Al F rasca, who
ken's g uid ance. Th e
in his F r ascain m a nn er spoke lovin gly of all th e Grea t Boo ks,
Sen :o rs we re n otably
includin g M oth er G oose . As he closed he also introdu ce d
"Why is a raven like a writing -d esk?"
the Guest Spea ker, Mr. J ac k N e ustadt, w ho told a g roup of a bse nt from this gatherin g w h1c l1 , in stead o f havin g th e expected da mpenin g
sto ries a bout the class and its ex-members, stories which I
hope som eo ne m an aged to ge t down in th eir entirety for a effect, proved stimul a tin g fo r th e rest of the m ale co mmufutur e historia n of the C ollege. H e closed by saying th at he nity, sin ce it allow ed th eir wives a nd dates to shin e all the
brig hter, a nd their children to be mo re entertainin g with
w as "impressed by the level o f m aturity th e se nio rs ha ve disfew e r ha nd s to control th em.
played as a g roup. "
W hile this was goin g
The Exercises cam e to their climax w hen
on th e se nio rs w e re atC o rky Kra m er prese nted a special degree to
tendin g the President's
A rchibald Bow e M cC o urt " m a kin g him a memdinn e r a t L og Inn . F orber o f the class of 1949 ." As Bobby Burns'
m.allv - this was fri ed
fri end mounted th e podium even th e ha rde r
c hicken (o r steaks fo r a
hea rts o f th e co mmunity felt a slig ht m elting a nd
fini cky fe w ) , much win e
all w ere in ag reem ent with that m as terful piece
( preceded by bee r ), co fof understatement th at A rchie had been a n " unfee a nd aft er dinn er
o ffi cial co unsell or" to th e stud ents.
speec hes. President KiefImmediately a ft er Class D ay exe rcises eve ryfer opened th e proceedon e looked fo r the " picnic" whic h turn ed o ut to
in gs and asked Mr. L abe "&lt;~ regula r lun cheon in the Dinin g H all, and
from there m ove d in a body to th e bac k ca mpus
throp to propose th e toast
for th e season's big Base ball G am e. Th e ba rrel
to th e class of 1949. Mr.
of ice and bee r w as emptied eno ug h times so tha t
L athrop w as answ e red by
Spectators
n o one bothered to reco rd the sco re, a nd the
Ellis Mannin g , n ewly
faculty's he roics w ere kn own onl y by th e bruises elected alumni sec reta ry fo r th e class, and then th e usual ro und of im and limps which we re see n fo r th e rest of th e promptu toasts w as m ade - to a bse nt m embe rs of the class, to Mr.
wee kend .
L o bell's n ew so n, to a fe w individu als, and to a g roup referred to as
Wh en the bee r was go ne and th e ga m e w as
the Sig m a E psilon Sig m a, which was ac kn o wl ed ged by Philip C amove r, everyo ne disappea red to clea n up, rest o r go
ponesc hi. Mr. N e ustadt gave a brief but coge nt talk. Mr. Kieff er
spoke a nd m ade th e presenta tion of a gold watch insc ribed "From the
F ac ulty a nd class of 19 49 for L oyal Service to St. J o hn 's C ollege and
th e class of 1949 , Jun e 1949," a nd a billfold to th e g uest o f honor,
M"r. M cC o urt. It w as w ond erful to watch A rchie speec hless . .. but
he regain ed his brea th sufficientl y to tell a few anec dotes a nd to give
a bea utiful recita tio n of " J o hn A nd erson , M y Jo ." Atmospherically it was a stag pa rty fro m th e 20 's.
Shortl y a fter I 0 th e gath e rin g broke up and the senio rs dashed m adly
bac k to pick up th eir wi ves a nd dates in order to a ttend the F in al Ball.
Th e Fi nal Ball sta rted slo wl y beneath a ceilin g of sil ve r sta rs and
moo ns. M om entum was ga in ed and after an hour or so th e Ball was
really rollin g. It roll ed as science told us it w o uld until inter fe red with
by som e o utsid e force. Th e outside force in this case w as the ba nd , which
in sisted o n goin g hom e. The band may have go ne ho m e, but few othe rs
both ered . . . in stea d th ey sepa rated into g ro ups fo r pa rties, m ore dancin g,
swimming and oth er fo rms of fun. It was dawn wh en, returnin g fr om
th e hinterland I saw th e last few co upl es walkin g tiredl y aro und Church
C ircle and headin g ho m e.
Sund ay m ornin g w as our brea thin g spell, and breath e w e did- deeply.
Sunday a ft ern oo n th ere w ere sig ns -faint I admit- o f not very exSenior-Faculty B·ase ball
Thirty- f out·

cited life. By late Sun - again. Buildin g th e w orld anew is an excitin g task; yo u
ha ve w o rk laid o ut for you. Th e test of our success with
day a ft ernoon you co uld
yo u will lie in wh ether yo u a re goin g forth fr om coll ege to
see it ge t or ganized
build a n ew w o rld or to plund er the ruins of th e old .
enoug h to fo rm into a
"I am n ot spea kin g inspirational ge ne ralities. The ruin s
process10n and walk
a re pl ain to behold. Th e plund ere rs a re at wo rk befo re our
down the ca mpus over
very eyes. They ar e those wh o contend se nse lessly fo r the
to St. Ann e's Church
prestige o f public offi ce and sh am e th e g reat traditions of
wh ere th e R ev. J ohn
the C apitol with th eir self-see kin g ; th ey a re those who m a ke
R . C ooper gave the
a' ca ricature of th e heroic freedom of the continent builders
Baccalaurea te address.
by cloa kin g m onopolistic pillagin g with th e bann er of free
Th e address by a
m ember of th e cl ass of enterprise. There is a sid e to A m erican society today tha t
J 93 7 was as inspirin g reminds on e of nothin g so muc h as th e spectacle of th e
" And monie a canty day, John"
ba rba rians of late R om an tim es squ attin g in imperial palaces
as Ba ccala ureate adand a wkwa rdly struttin g in shodd y purple. Our ba rdresses a re supposed to he, . and it w as- to say th e least- a
ba rians a re m o re outwa rdly r efin ed and often ha rder to
chan ge of emph asis for th e senio rs to hea r G od spoken of in
recognize . A lmost at tim es they seem to be all o f
Church in stead of Semin a r.
us. L et m e list a few of th e pi1lage rs: within the acaAfter the robes had been returned to M cD ow ell a nd th e
demic w orld there is th e subsidiz in g athlete at one; end
air of piety put a way for a whil e, th e se niors, th eir fa milies,
of th e sca le, the cynical g ra du ate stu de nt, w o rkfriends a nd the fac ulty
in g fo r his " union ca rd " th e Ph .D. degree, at th e
adj o urn ed to th e Ki effe r's
oth er . Or pe rhaps th ese a re victim s of m ore th an
for a pl easant aft ern oo n
clever plund ere rs, th e spo rts prom oters a nd the
G a rde n P a rty compl ete
educa tionalist rac ketee r . Outsid e th ere a rc th e
with ma ny introdu ctions,
stock jobbers a nd suave r fin an cial prom oters,
fin e foo d a nd delicio us
those la bo r leade rs who have turn ed the hopeful
pun c h. Th e re was ga iety,
aspirations c. f th eir foll owe rs into a source of
sun shin e an d a pl easa nt
profit and po wer for th em selves, th e salesm a n and
change of pace. Th e fesadvertise r, th e entertain er, who enriches him self
tivities were dra win g to a
by a ppea lin g to public tastelessness. On eve ry
close, th e Graduatio n ithand th e w ork of patriotic plund erin g goe~ on,
se lf was dra win g n ear.
feedin g on th e credulity a nd fea rs of a n unM ond ay m ornin g- we
wield\' popul ace.
found it difficult to believe
"I sketch this picture fo r no dem agogic reatha t w e we re goin g to be
Picnic Supper
so ns. I am not summ onin g yo u to a cru sade. As
blessed by yet anoth er cl ay
th o ug htful , well-bala nce d m en yo u kn ow this
of the fin e weath er w e had had fo r o ur Jun e V\Tee k, hut we were. A t
10:45 th e acad emic procession sta rted dow n th e front walk, ac ross th e sid e of th e w o rld into which yo u a re goin g a nd
g rass, o ut unde r th e Liberty Tree and the class of 19 4 9 was ready to yo u abh o r it. V\Tha t I wo uld do today is to consider with yo u wha t yo ur St. J ohn 's experience
g radua te. Th e R ev. W. K. Smith m ade th e in voca tion. The Presid ent
has give n yo u to help yo u live in this world and
of th e C oll ege announ ced th e prizes and th en Mr. Ki eff e r ga ve his
address to th e Graduation Class, a n address which wil l lon g remain in
the m em o ries of those wh o had a n oppo rtunity to hear it. Fo r those
wh o didn't, let us reprint o nly on e sho rt section , a nd remind th os&lt;: who
read it th at th ey may obtain the compl ete a ddress by writin g th e
C o!Jege.
"The c risis of th e world tod ay spells out in capital lette rs th e m eanin g of th e crisis w e at St. J o hn 's recogni ze d twelve yea rs ago. Brea kdo wn of communica tion a nd loss of direction is no longe r confin ed to
th e aca demic community, it is plain to th e m a n in the street. The
coll eges a nd uni ve rsities o f th e late nin eteenth century rested sec ure in
th eir fa ith in A dam Smith. Britannia ruled th e ocea n waves and Clerk
Maxw ell rul ed th e eth er wa ves. Sc hol ars co uld be co mfortabl y sure
th a t, as und e r laissez. fait·e, tradesm a n, industrialist, la bore r a nd fa rm er
pro moted the world's econo mic health by pursuing eac h his individua l
gain , so th e dom ain o f Truth was extended by eac h ac t o f indi vidu al
resea rch. T oday this comfo rta bl e assuran ce is dispelled. Ma rx a nd
Curie have let l ~ose fo rces to shatte r th at peace ful wo rld. Origin a tin g
in the libra ry a nd th e la bo ra to ry, th ey ha ve swept into th e m a rket place
and th e fac to ry, and in th e process bro ug ht down the intell ectu al fo unda tions of coll ege and uni ve rsity.
" Th e shatterin g of a wo rld does not m ea n n ecessa ril y th e endin g of
a wo rld . It mea ns th a t th e next ge ne ra tion will ha ve to put it togeth er
Final Ball
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�The Seniors
H onors and Prizes
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President 's Cocktail Party

how in turn yo u ca n help St. John 's to live in it. I dwell on
barbarism and ruin , not beca use th at is all th e re is, but because th at is wh a t chall enges us ::tll to buildin g a nd reb uildin g
acco rdin g to th e pa ttern laid up in heaven . St. J o hn's was
c ha rtered in our ow n heroic age to reb uild from th e ru in s
.o f an ea rlie r war th e republic of lea rnin g th at ha d bee n Kin g
vVilliam 's Sc hool. Its cha rte r a ffirm s th e prin cipl es of freedom of the individual a nd responsibility to soc iety th at a re
t he A m erica n heritage. It makes plai n th at throug h liberal
education th ese prin cipl es a re kept in bein g. A nd it dedicates
St. J ohn's foreve r to this pu rpo e.
B ecause of this dedica tion yo u have had fo ur yea rs of
freedom a nd responsibility. Y ou have prac ticed th ese prin·Cipl es in yo ur studies a nd in yo ur community life. Y ou have
· ma de mista kes; you have ab used a t tim es yo ur fr eedom a nd

Luncheon in the Colleg e Quadrangle

·T /z-irt)'-six

Commencement Exercises
To

neg lected yo ur re:&gt;ponsibility, but the fact tha t yo u have bee n
jud ged w orth y of th e degree proves th at in g reater m easure
yo u have lived up to th e prin cipl es. Livin g up to prin ciples
was th e test of th e a uxiliaries in Pl ato's R epublic. Knowl ed ge
of prin cipl es was the end to which th e eel ucatio n of the
g uardians thro ug h dial ectic was ·directed. Tho ug h I do not
off e r you to th e wo rld as r eady m ade g uardians, I do
remind yo u th at in idea and esse nce th e work yo u ha ve don e
for yo ur de g ree has bee n directed towa rds kn owl edge of
th e prin ciples yo u have li ved up to. From th e very beginnin g
of yo ur course with H om er's !lind, th e n ature and limitatio ns of m an's freedom have bee n a persiste nt th em e, and his
respo nsibility to his fellows yo ur consta nt stud y. Freedom
and responsibil:ty have bee n portraye d epicall y a nd t ragically
in the cha rac ters o f Ac hill es a nd Agam emn on , of O edipus
a nd A ntigone. Th e ironic sc rutin y o f Socra tes has helped
yo u disentan g le th eir esse ntial statem ent from th e be m azed
opinions of th e Sophists. Th e H ebra ic and Christian sc riptures have raise d them to the hig h level of theol ogy, whence
A ug ustin e and Thom as have drawn th em dow n in system atic de tail. Th e still unm et chall enge o f th e scie ntifi c revolution , refl ec ted in Baco n, Hum e, K a nt and H egel, speaks to
yo u today from the w hirl wi nd of Marx a nd Curie. H as
yo ur reading o f th e Grea t Books fi tted yo u to descend into
this cave of th e w inds/"
The degrees were issued, and the thirty-seve n n ew m embe rs of th e St. J ohn 's alumni rece ived the Ben ediction a nd
m a rched sole mnl y back to McDowell where th ey we re
g reeted by th eir friend s a nd fam ilies w ho had com e for th
to offer them th eir co ng ratula tions.
Luncheon was se r ved in th e C oll ege Q uadran gle a nd as
the stom ac hs fill ed the C ollege emptied. By sund own only a
few rem ai n ed . T he goodbyes had been said, and th e class
of '49 had gon e o ut in th e manner of all of th e classes
befo re th em . . . to crrr·ve rr b1·rr v e n ew w odd.
In the beginnin g w e said that St. J o hn ' s and th e Nation
seemed to be tryin g to recapture the twenties. L et us n ow
say th at we wish th e class of '49 better luck w ith th eir n e w
wo rl d th a n was had by those w ho we nt out t we nty yea rs
befor e th em .

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o r ig ina l so nn et, a pr ize o f $ 10.00 -- --~--------- -------------- .rlud rew D ewi ng
T o th e student who du r in g th e current sess io n
has g iven m os t c \·id cn cc uf leade rship in th e
se r v ice of the Co ll ege Community, a pri ze
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Clarence Alfred Anderson , II

H er bert ·Joseph Baer

Charles Cr ittendon Baldwin

T !tirty -sev en

�Aaron Morriss Bisberg

Eugene Bokras

Harold M. Boulden

Jonathan Erskine Brooks

Philip Albert Camponeschi

Ray Charles Cave

Jerome Herbert Cantor

George Howell Daffer

T !tit"ty-mne

�Peter John Davies

Frederick Parsons Davis

Andrew Dewing

Rudolph Charles Ellsworth

Paul Albert Frasca

Paul Carlyle Evans

Richard Scott Harris

Forty

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John Phelan Hayden

Forty-one

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�William Crawford Hill

Rowland Alfred Jones

Ralph Hall Ke e11ey

Harold Julius Hyd en

F orty-tzl'O

Allan Paul Hoffman

Chester Arth ur Johnson

Clarence J . Kramer

la n Campbell lea

F ort y-t!tree

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Ira Wendell Marine
John James Lobell

Thomas Delmar Lyne

Vincent Wood McKay

Ellis Wooster Manning , Jr .

James Wilson Ray

Edward Hector Mongeau

David Burke Rea

Forty-five

�Lynn Homer Robinson

John H e nry Thomas

Lawrence Holt Sherman

John Calvin Wallace

Guy Oliver Walser , Jr .

Peter Weiss and King

George Patrick Welch, Jr.

Richard Y ~ n d er Voort

Forty -si:r
F arty -seven

�THE YEAR
adult education
THIS YEAR th e A dult Ed ucation Prog ra m sponso red by
th e Coll ege und erwent va rious cha nges, all o f which w ere
of doubtful valu e in respec t to eve ry face t of th e Progra m ,
w ith th e possibl e exception o f an in crease in a tten da nce . This
latter eff ec t w as ca used n ot by be tte r leade rship, but rath er
by th e in crease in th e number o f se min a rs and th e m o re
wid e-sprea d ad ve rtisin g, both of w hic h w ere in stituted by
t he n ew a nd late r directo r, M r. J ohn G. Greene, wh o, as a
m e mber of th e coll ege community, was priceless .

John Scott Woodward

Ric ha rd W esto n Young

It is obvious th at th e m ain end of adult sem in a rs IS not
to present th e m embers with a ny definite a nsw ers to th e
" humanl y un answ erabl e qu estions a bo ut th e g rea t th em es in
huma n experie nce ." It see ms, in stea d , th a t by raisin g these
un answ e ra ble questions th e m embe rs should be made more
liberal in th eir views m erely beca use th ey w ould th en be
shown that th ere is more in heave n and earth than was
dream ed of in th eir philosophies. Th at this has not bee n
accomplished is not th e fa ult of th e boo ks. It is, rath er, one
or both of th e remainin g possibilities, the students o r th e
leaders, tha t have made th ese se min ars so inco mpl ete. Cl ea rly th e se minar w ill make little progress wh en o ne lea de r is
experience d a nd learn ed and th e oth er incompetent and
bunglin g , continu ally upse ttin g th e intelligent a nd direc ted
plans of his bette r. Su ch pa rticular cases, how ever, a re not a t
th e root of th e problem, eve n th oug h th eir bein g correc ted
would help a g rea t deaL
Th e real problem lies in th e simple fac ts th a t m ost adults
a re not only preposte rously ig norant, but also a re unim agina bly lazy when it com es to readin g a book . The refin ed and
surgeon-like perception s o f a ca pabl e lea der must, und er such
circumsta nces, be alm ost totall y lost ; th ey strike air - a t
tha t, hot air.
It is unlikely th at peopl e who have lived ten yea rs o r m ore
as adu lts, peopl e wh o ha ve base d th eir ac tions a nd th eir
entire lives on misconceptions, peopl e whose futur es de pend
on their pasts, will m ake a ny effort to examin e th eir standa rds ; sta nd a rds which, if th ey fell, wo uld ca rry th eir lives
such as th ey a re, with them. A progra m base d on the th eo ry
t ha t such peopl e desire to kn ow reality is, a t least, psychologically un sound . It is quite often impossible to acco mplish
t his even with stud ents wh o are much youn ge r - in their
tee ns o r ea rl y twenties- altho ug h progress is much quicke r
fo r such age g roups. In th e first boo k of Th e R epublic
Cephalus leaves the discussion a bo ut justice to his son simpl y
beca use Socrates' qu estions a re too emba rrassin g fo r him.
T he C eph aluses wh o pa rticipa te in the adult se m ina rs at St.
] ohn's eith er do as th ei r predecessor did , or they bloc k eve ry
acu te examin a tion before it has a cha nce .

Cla ire Johnson , Pam e la Joh nso n, Ruth Bis b e rg , Em ily Eva ns, Laur ie Bis b er g , Na ncy H a rris,

Forty -eig!t t

Pat Mo ng ea u, Cas ey Campon esch i

It is an almost wh oll y fru itl ess task to ed uca te adults
libe rally if they w e re n ot also liberall y educated as children .

It is diffi c ult en oug h to stop in children th e foolishness of
th eir pa rents, but tha t is where it must be sta rted . Th e
ge ne ra tion wh ic h built and used th e a tomic bomb is not going
to a nsw er question s a bout justice, but if Providen ce would
give m an th e tim e a nd th e pow ers to edu ca te th e c hildren of
tha t ge nera tion, th en perhaps so m e day th ere co uld be a n
&lt;~d ult ed uca tion prog ra m .

the collegian
TH E COLLEGIA N, loo ked a t fr om almost a ny angle,
was n ot a success this yea r yea r. L on g periods o f time separa ted th e issues- and no one see m ed to mind. In past
yea rs peopl e wanted a C ollege publication . ' V"h en it didn't
appea r th ey asked wh y, a nd wh en it did com e out they
a rg ued a nd disc ussed it. L ast yea r there was a void, a nd
nobody ca red.
At the beginnin g of the school yea r A I Frasca and Bob
G oldberg organized an ent husiastic tea m. L ectures and
poe try w ere to be th e respon sibility of appointed individuals.
Assig nm ents w ere given, and affairs we re off to a good
sta rt. Th en th e usual diffic ulties appea red . It w as n ot until
la te in the sc hool yea r th a t a cooperati ve printe r w as found .
vVith a few exceptions, m ost of th e lecture review s w ere o f
a du iJ nature. Th e C ollegian was identical with its pred ecesso rs.
Durin g th e sprin g term Bern a rd F leisc hma nn took ove r
th e responsibilities of th e paper. His intention was to turn
out on e la rge iss ue befo re Sch oo l end ed w ith th e hope of
a ro usin g eno ug h inte rest so th a t th e fo llowin g yea r it could
se rv e as a m odel for f uture publicatio ns. A w a re of the
diffi culties of ge ttin g writers fr om th e stud ent body and
with th e desire of a ro using g rea ter inte rest in th e C olleo-ian
he in cl ud ed ex-stud ents a nd fri end s from outsid e th e Coll eg~
am on g his contributors. P erh aps
a solution to th e
M r. Bu se r a nd Fr ank
diffi culties besettin g th e Coll eg i&lt;~n is to be found
fo und by foll owin g F leisc hm a nn 's
exa mple. C e rtainly th e CoHegJa n as a ca refull y put-togeth er publica tion appea rin g a t infrequ ent but definite
tim es is to be prefe rred to th e on e
we have kn own
in th e past.

�folk dance
group
(Continued from page 19)

rece ived
its charter
from the Stud ent P olity, followed by an appropria tion f rom the
Administration whi c h
permi tted th e purchase
of a turn table whi ch
could be connected to
the amplifying system .
This arrangem ent, together with several albums of record s pu rRecreation
chased partl y with the
College app rop riation,
solved the problem of
a source of mus1c and enabled the caller to make his directions
ca rry to a mu ch large r group of dance rs.
Encouraged by th e parti cipat ion of a considerable port ion of
the College community, the group intends to renew its mid-week
ac tivities nex t year. Plans for an all -school dan ce on a Saturd ay
ni ght h ave been projected, and w ill be ca rri ed through if co mmuni ty interest warrants. M em be rs of the board whi ch orga ni zed
the dan ces this yea r are : Tom Fromm e, Presid ent; J ohn Sterrett,
Vi ce-President; Tom M eye rs, Secretary and Treasurer; vVarren
Winnarski, Inst ructo r and Li b;·a ria n, and D avid Stree t, Mil to n
Clifton, J er ry Lansner, Irwi n Hunt, Fred eri ck Beardsley and
G eorge W end.

concert season

(Contin ued from page 24)

Applebaum, I was appall ed at the spectacle of so p ri vate an agony
made m anifes t, and wish ed, as mu ch fo r his sake as min e, that
he were performing be hind a sc ree n.
As for his perform ance, it was techni cally pre tty good, thou gh
not uni formly so, and as ove r-emotional musi cally as visually.
There was onl y one rec ital thi s ye ar, as contrasted with two
th e previous yea r. I use the term recital to d~scr ibe a perf.o~m­
ance by a member or .m embers of the co mmun tty, and to d dt e rcn tiate it fr om professional co nce rts by v isiting perform ers. Thi s
one rec ital th en was a two-pi ano affair by Mr. Zu ckerkandl and
Grete Wohl f or th e benefit of th e World Studen t Service Fund .
It was well atte nded whi ch indi ca ted that ot her similar perfo rm ances woul d probably have been equall y welcome. I thought
that th eir performan ce of a d ifficult and unu sual prog ram of
Schumann, Bac h and M oza rt was ex trem ely good, and to m e thi s
recital was fa r more sa ti sfyi ng than some of the professional ones.
1 hope that Mr. Zu ckerkandl and Mrs. W ohl will play more
freq uently nex t year, and that eve ry effort w ill be made to
persuade anyone else who can to perform.
RECORDED CONCERTS
The proper use of th e School record collection is a problem
to whi ch possible solutions are, or at any rate shoul d be, still
welcom e in the music d epartm ent. Before the war, the records in
the library were not rare and if, w hen they were lent to students
and fa culty, th ey were broken or just not returned, it was onl y
11ccessary to bu y new ones and charge those responsible. N ow
what remains of th ose sa me reco rds is irreplaceable, and it is difficult to j ustify lendin g them on any terms.
I proposed th e sched ul ed reco rd ed conce rts, operated by som eo ne will ing to trea t th e records lovi ngly, and at whi ch those
interested m ight hear whatever they wanted f rom the School
collection. Wh en these con ce rts were held in the Bookstore

Fi fty

th ey imm edia tely beca me a background for " read ing and conve rsation," and when the equipment was rem oved to room 24 for
use in the music tutorial and se min ar, very few people atte nded .
Roo m 24 is, at prese nt, very ill su ited to se rve its new fun ction .
Th e speaker is mounted so that it proj ec ts mu ch of th e .music
un de r the tables, and those who wou ld listen must sit either too
close or too far away. Of the aux ili ary speakers in the Co ffee
Shop and Jun ior Comm ons Room one doesn' t wo rk , t hey arc both
of poor quality, and there is so mu ch inte rference from the co ke
m ac hin e, th e water ccoler and the curiou s, that the Coffee Shop
is eve n less sa ti sfac tory th an the Bcoks hop . In sp ite of all of
thi s, .many good programs we re prese n ted, and a few, such as
the performance of th e St. M a.tt!tew Passiott w ith the om iss ions
performed by Mr. Zu cke rkandl and J oan Sher m ~n aroused well
dese n red in terest and at tracted large audi ences .

drama in the COllege

(C ontin,ed from page 27)

play. In a playreadin g thi s sli ckness is of neg li g ibl e value. Only th e play
itself cou nts. VVith th e d istrib uti o n of th e r o les 11mong many vo ices t he
in te rac ti o n of s ta teme nt a nd co unte r-statemen t is fe lt in a way th a t is l ost
on th e s il en t r eade r w ho is inclin ed to loo k o n each speech as a un it in
itself. At th e poorest pl ay read in g , howeve r, th e aud ie nce r ea li z£s th at it is
cru cia l to kn ow w hi ch cha rac ter is r espo nsi bl e for a n y parti cu la r sta tcrn en t
a n d w ithi n w h at situ ati o n it is m ade. As s im ple a matte r as res to r ing the
intended temp o m ay co mple tely a lter o ne's se nse of the w e ig ht of many
passages. Sil en t r ea din g is often li ke li stenin g to a sy mphony reco rd ed
and p layed back a t doub le speed . In play r ea d in g too, o f cou rse, the pl ay
is grossly di sto rt ed, but n o t fru itl ess ly. Th e di sto rti o n m akes o ne co nscio us
of w hat act io n and stage a rra nge ment mig ht be necessa ry to ca rry th e full
impac t of the dra m a. Th e fo rce of an en t ra nce o r ex it beco m es a pparen t
w hen in th e d r am a ti c sugges ti on of th e r ead ing tha t added v io le nce is
necessa ry to co n vey th e pro pe r in1pac t. Enough is indicated by tra ns lati nJr
t he w ritte n 'Nords into spoken o n es that a se n se of the d rama is conveyed
and th e im ag in ati o n is set loose u po n th e real conception o f th e a uth o r.
O ver the last severa l yea rs a wee kly p lay read in g g roup has met a nd read
plays, large ly '\vithout rehea rsa l. Its loose o rga ni za ti o n has pe rm itted peop le
to co m e a nd go as they had tim e, but a cons tant nu cleus has persisted long
en o ug h to read m a ny wo rks from a ll th e c ru cia l per io ds in the hi st o ry
of th e drama . T h is yea r as a part of the reg ular lecture se ries R ichard II
was g ive n a n in fo rm a l re hea rsed rea din g . The thirty roles we re d ist ributed
am o ng sixtee n actors who sa t o n th e pla t fo rm in th e gy mnas ium, a rra nge d
in a sem icircl e. The two protago ni sts faced each o the r wit h th e ir respect ive
fo ll owe rs around the m . A ve ry few sce nes we re cut but othe rw ise th e text
was r ead i ntact. L ess than a thit -I of th e aud ie n ce fa il ed to r eturn af te r
th e in termission in th e mid d le. The rest mu st h ave found th eir a tten ti o n
enough co ncen tra ted o n the wo rds to forego th e pageantry a nd en tertai nm ent assoc ia ted w ith con te mp o r a ry th eatre. P e rh aps they en joyed th e responsib ility o f a part icip at io n in th e wo rk of th e eve nin g a fter be in g
subj ec ted to h av ing it a ll d o ne for th em i n the mov ies.
The strength a nd intens ity of the la ng uage had to se rve for full fare but
fast pac in g kep t th e play fro m dra gg in g . M os t o f th e cas t was f rank ly
a m a teu ri sh . H owever, close study o f th e dense text in rehearsa l gave a
hi g h m eas ur e of intelli gib ili ty t o th e wo rds. Th e r eade rs knew th a t if th e
wo rds were n o t unde rstood, th e a ud ie nce had no thi ng to engage their
attention. Eve n if pedantic, thi s exact ness seem s p refe rabl e to th e usual
style of Sh akes pea rian perfo rm ances, in w hich wo rds flow lik e runnin g
wa te r o r a hasty Su nday se rv ice. T o discuss in d ividua l ree~ di ngs w o u ld be
to fai l to und e rsta nd th e po int of thi s sty le of prod ucti on. H oweve r bad
any pe rf o rm a nce m ay have bee n , if it m oved the li stene r to im ag ine a better ,
it h ad ser ved its e nd. M a ny good rea din gs gave a sta ndard of compar iso n
cons tru cti ve in exa minin g one's own in te r pretat io ns. Alm os t th e ent ire
audie nce fo ll owed a tex t, takin g a m ore ac ti ve part in the eve nin g than
wo uld o th e r w ise h ave hee n poss ible, especia ll y because of unce rt a in dicti o n
a nd th e bad acoustics of the gy m.
In co nt r;1st w a s the ea rli er pr od ucti o n of Alcestis. H as t il y executed , the
su btl eti es and co nflic ts of mood, espec ially as render ed by th e FillsFitzge rald trans la ti o n, we re con fu sed a n d co nfu sin g. Th e play exacts lhe
m ax imum fro m its t wo lea ds a n d n eith e r o f them was able to re nd er a ny
po rti o n o f it w ith unde rstandin g o r co n v icti on. The prob lem o f prod ucin g
pla ys fr om a co llege body as small, in diffe re nt and preocc upi ed as th e
s tude nts of St. J o hn's ha s ra rely been m o re ev ident. A t m o m e nts th e
ch o rus and su pporting cas t came to li fe and a v ista of the th ea t re was
opened. At these tim es good cos tum es a n d makeup, s imple li g htin g a nd a
sta ge that mi g ht ha ve been used we ll , becam e success fully integ ra ted with
th e p lay. But m ostl y it was jus t ou r f ri ends tryi ng unna tura lly to be
n atura l or hamm ing it fo r lack of any kn owledge o f h ow to do o th e rwise.
N e ith e r cas t, d irec tor no r au th o r was to blam e a lo n e. Attemptin g too much
in : 1 casua l way, th e prod uction le ft th e a udi e nce little w ise r abou t the

p lay. Th ey had laughed w it ho ut ce rt ai nt y that th e m o m e n t was ripe for la ug hte r, h ad sufiered as the h e ro
a nd heroine trembl ed a nd wa iled, but n o t h owever so much w ith them as beca use of th em. A so phi stica ted
and d ifficult play h ad elud ed its perfo rm ers. Th e readin g of R ichard mha y ha ve a ttempted too littl e : one
would be i ncli ned to j udge th a t a ny prod ucti o n wo u ld be bette r th an th e m ockery o f s ix teen so lemn- faced
readers w ithou t m ovem e nt or ges ture a rti cu la tin g its ve ry wo rd. But the perfo rm ance o f the Alcestis ind ica ted that thi s wa s n o t en tir e ly tr ue.
Idea ll y the t wo app roaches wo ul d be co m bin ed. Afte r close read ing a nd preparation ex ten d ing ove r a
te rm or so a stage p ro du cti o n mi g ht fo ll ow. This wo uld o bv io usly demand regula r a m o unts of time du r ing
seve ra l m o nth s in o rd er to lea rn about th e play and th e stage . In th e process, howeve r, the p roducti on
mig ht go stal e un less an E ng li sh poe ti c tex t w e re ch osen in ,vhi ch the co ncen trati o n of th e language wo uld
make the li nes co ntin ua lJ y a li ve. A large pa rt of the success of t he read ing o f R ichard was beca use th e
image ry of th e \\'Ords was des ig ned t o clothe th e empty E li zc1beth an stage a nd th e in ge unity of its exp ress ion
de m a nded a ll th e inte llectu a l energy of th e a udience. Sm ooth m o uthi ngs a nd brilli a nt stag ing in th e manne r of Broad way wou ld n o t convey its tragedy . Since it is a play abo ut th e ima g in at io n, it was reward in g
to p rese nt it in a way th a t cha ll enged the im ag i nt~ ti on i nstead of cloyi ng it.
P e rh aps nex t yea r a g rou p w ill und e rtake thi s kind of stud y ofr e rin g th e co ll ege a chance to o bse r ve
th e ir progress .fi rst i n a playreadin g a nd later in a produc ti o n. The nature o f th e th ea tr e as a m ed ium of
co mmunic a ti o n cou ld no t be more cogently se t fo rth th an by thi s kind of deve lopm en t a n d cont rast. ft is
certa inly too much to ex pec t th;1t th e p rese n t casua l fas h io n of p roducti o n ca n lead to any thin g of imp o rtan ce. Wh o expects that a cast of ta len ted an d ex pe ri enced actors w ill fa ll upon the co ll ege in th e n ex t
f res hm an class and pi ckin g up th eir pa rts in th e o ffh and m anner of th e Alcestis p r od ucti on w ill pe rsuade
us fro m th e stage tha t t he i r actions co n stitute a play ?
In one way th e thi rd drama ti c even t of th e yea r was th e bes t. A va ri e ty show ca n be as uneven as a
d irt road, as imp rompt u o r as studied as an epig r am. Th e one that enli ve ned Jun e W ee k had m o m e nts
were kee n a nd in cis iv e; o th ers we re vu lga r, c: heap and ted io us. P ersona lity a nd ch arac ter cons tant ly substituted for rea l ac ti o n ; r o uti nes con tinu al ly invaded w he re wit s hou ld have ruled. But th e to ta l effect
was undo ubted ly t hat a fo rm had com e to li fe , a tr ad iti o n ex is ted capab le o f commenti ng w isely, w itti ly
a n d sad ly about th e surr o undin g soc iety a nd by m ea n s of it th e w ho le wo rld. Th at th e vari ety show saw
littl e integ rity in th a t soc ie ty, th a t it co uld n o t itsel f m a ke a rea lly cohe r en t sta te m en t abo ut it, sugges ts
n o t s impl y despa ir, but on ly th a t its a uth o r-a ctors we r e so e ntra nced wi th thei r i ndividua l acts th at th ey
fo rgo t h ow impo rt a nt th e ce ntra l act io n sh o ul d be. Th e loose gen ius o f Ari sto phan es a nd th e m ed ieva l
farce was prese nt. It was poss ibl e fo r th e audien ce t o di scove r how con temp o rary ma te ri al, imm ed iate
obse rvati o n of conc rete ex perience, migh t be in corpo rat ed w ith uni ve rsa l propos iti ons and age less pl o ts into
f res h a rt. A m o re th oughtful a n d m o r e sen s iti ve ·w i t m ight have m ade something mo re of the occas io n .
But bo th ·w hen good o r bad it was th ea tre. The oth e r even ts we re studies m o re or Jess sa ti s fa cto ry. N ex t
year a v ari ety sh ow that cou ld bend its spo ntan e ity t o m o re di sc iplin e mi g ht prove to be th e bes t so l ut io n
to the q ues ti o n of h ow to susta in th e th ea t re in St. J o hn's.
P ending a res to rati on of th e rep udi a ted and a lm ost forgotten t rad iti o n of excell ent playma k ing in the
co llege, playread in g seem s in re tr ospect to h ave proved itse lf as a m eans of reclaimin g th e fin e a rt m os t
a bused by semin a rs. Th e success of the r ead ing of R ichard showed an audience ag reeab le to th e no t ion of
participating in makin g th e play ra the r th an dem and in ,g- sim ply to be enter tai ned . F or m ost observe rs the r e
was no qu est io n th at th e experience sh ou ld be repeated often .

SUnday evening meetingS

Mr. Lathrop and Miss Rich

Dr. Purv is, Mi ss Hopkins, Brad Walker,
Lynn Robinson

( Contimted from page 28)

Quaker lobbyis t, spea k o n the ge nt le ar t w hi ch he practi ces; Wend e l Be rge, th e N ew D ea l t ru st-bu st er, ta lk
abo ut intern a ti o na l bu sin ess o rga ni zations; Ch es te r E . M err ow, a m ember o f th e H o use F o re ig n Affa irs
Comm ittee, a dv oca te w h at he term ed a rea l ist ic platfo rm fo r U. S. foreign po li cy; Mr. A. J . l\ll uste, Secre ta ry of th e Fellowship of R eco ncili a ti o n, talk about th e legacy of Gandh i ; and E li as L. Tartak, litera ry
cr itic a nd lecture r talk ab o ut D os toevs ki , H e rze n, and th e Ru ss ian r evo l uti on .
Of thi s la tte r g roup, the rev·iewer mi ssed a couple, and a third lef t no m em or ies . J\l[ r. Me rr ow a nd
Mr. J\llu ste advanced well-kn ow n argu m e nts in threa d- ba re fas hi o n : th e fo rm e r main ta ining th at the o nl y
possib le m ea n s of keepin g th e peace was to arm to th e tee th; th e la tte r ho ldi ng that pac ific res istance wo uld
conq uer a conq ue ro r. Th ese two a nswers to th e U.S.-U.S.S .R. situ:-ttion , irrega rd lcss o f th e ir presenta ti on,
mig ht have bee n expected to ign ite ac ti ve di scuss io n, espec ia ll y in a co mmunit y co nta 1nmg a good ma ny
recent w ar ri o rs. T he r e we re, howeve r, re la ti ve ly few candida tes fo r ig nit io n, and co mbu st io n fa iled to take
place amon g th ose prese nt.
Mr. T a rt ak, w h ose subj ec t was th e on ly o n e n o t d irectly re lated to a "pub li c issue of present-day
impo rt a nce," drew a much la rger a udi ence th an a ny of th e spea ke rs, excep t a few at th e hegi n n ing of the
yea r. Th e aud ience was fort unate. Mr. Tartak kn ew nnd loved hi s su bject.

Left to ri ght : Mary Anderson, Pearl Parker, Nancy Johnson ,
Florence Mason, Ellen Haste, Lily Stevens

Mrs. Childress and Mrs. Pe rlitz

Busi ne,ss Offic e

�3.

the administration

Change of Orders from Burea u

4-. Tour completed and reporting for further duty with
new command

S. Expedient to leave moth e r vessel due to changes
From:

Contributor, St. J ohn 's Coll ege Community

To:

Editor, 194-9 Year book

Subj ec t:

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hull des ig n.

The Administrati on, R eport on

C. N ames, ranks and serial numbers of p ersonnel l eaving
vessel a1
railabl e on requ est. (Use Bi z-o ff fo rm 54-6).
D. Office rs re porting for n ew tour of duty.

References: (a) 194-8 Yearbook
Miss Hopkin9-Nurse

( b) 194-7 Yearbook
( c) Ed itor's lette r of May 194-9 to all co ntributors
I.

In acco rdan ce with the procedure followed in ref erences

(a) and (b), it is req uested that thi s r epo rt be Kce pted as th e
arti cle referred to in ref eren ce (c), and in compliance with the
aforementiqned, the following infocmation is submitted :

1. First Li eutenant
2.

Disbursing offi ce r
a. Ass istant to di sb ursing office r.

2. Dur in g rece nt availabi li ty pe ri ods th e foll owing alte rations
were accomplished.
:\. N ew port-hole

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central bulkhead of Disbursing Office

B. Chicken wire r einforce ments on Communi ca tion s Shack
A. The Commandin g Office r, Execu tive ORi ce r and other
staff and junior office rs hwe chan ged at leas t once d urin g
the last tour of duty.
B. The reasons for t hese chan ges In command we re:
I . Re tir ement (having fai led twice for sele ction)
Mr. McCourt-Superintendent of
Build ings and Grounds

2.

Resignation

C. Re fittin g of Enlisted M en's R ecreational Facili t ies
D . Two new hatchway barri cades.
3. lt is sin ce rely hoped that th e above r eport m ee ts yom reqn irements.
PETTY OFFI CE R

I N CH A R CE

Mr. Kieffer-Presid e nt

Miss Diskin-Dietitian

Mr. Fulton-Assistant to Treasurer

Fifty-two

Capta ir. Sharp-Treasurer

Mr. Klein-Acting Dean

Mr. Graff-Acting Assistant Dean

Fifty-t!tree

�Mr . Abrahamson

Mr . Alba

M iss Fletcher

Mr. Greene

Mr . Hammerschmidt

Mr . Harpe r

the faculty

Mr. Poe

Mr. Satterthwaite

�Mr. Slafkosky

Mr. Scofield

Mr. Sloane

the bookstore

The Rev. Winfree Smith

The Rev. Kyle Smith

Mr. Townsend

neve r aga in reac h that high position it held under Kitty

eith er standin g in small env10us g roups, or gently nudgin g
two yea r olds and tellin g th em to loo k under Miss F letcher 's

La throp and R oge rs Albritton . Th ey may be rig ht, but it

tuli p pl ants.

hit some pretty dizzy heig hts this yea r.

Th e Bookstore also made itself conspicuous in oth er w ays:
it aided th e T erce ntena ry by loa nin g Mrs. Bingham's beauty
fo r a P arade, :111d, by w ay of comic r elief, by puttin g up a
stand on th e front C a mpus mann ed by its employees outrageo usly bedecked in kn ee breec hes, purpl e coats and lace;
it raise d its price alon g with th e publishing industry in an
attempt to keep its head above water, and due to either this
or ge ner al apath y was fo rce d to enlist the help of M r. Klein
as a 'pitch m an' at C ollege Fo rum to stimulate sales ; it
continued to ac t as Cultu ral C enter of McD owell base ment,
as the num be r of coffee cups collected at fi ve o'cloc k w ould
verify ; . .. and for so me reason w e co uld never discover, it

T H E R E A R E THOSE who claim th at th e Boo kstore will

Mr. Wilburn

Z ann e Bin g ham g raciously led her new staff in pay in g
hom age to old traditions by continuin g th e Sale and A nnual
A uction and by revivin g, despite a slig ht protest of " pl ease,
not another tradition," th e a nnual Easter Egg Hunt, w hich
th e Wa r had put asid e.
The Easter Egg Hunt was a success, th oug h no one has
ye t discove red wh o enj oye d it th e most: the children of th e
community fo r whom it was given, and w ho, w hen Sund ay
a rrived, turn ed out to in cl ude large numbers of neve r- befo reseen-fo ur-yea r-aids; th e wives w ithout child re n w ho dyed
th e eggs and wh om som eone F reudianly labeled " th e unwe d M others"; or th e student body, who, w ith M r. Kieffer's
help, fin anced the day, and who co uld be see n all afternoo n

added to its already ample in ventory a box of hook wo rms ...
thus completing the m erge r of a Brentanos, a P aris salon
and a New E ngland gen eral store.

Miss Strange

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Mr. Wilson

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Mr. Zuckerkandl

Fifty -ser-·en

�to read rig ht away if th ey take th e books home with th em.
In a ce rtain length of tim e th ey a re supp ose d to bring th eir
books back to th e Library. Some are nice r abo ut this than
others. Some people r ealize th a t oth er people as well as
th em selves would like a chance to rea d th e books, and th at
libraries a re se t up for th e co mm on use of a com munity of
people.
Now is th e tim e to return yo ur books if yo u have finished
r eadin g th em. Fines may be imposed if yo u do n ot. That's
w here m oney com es in aga in .

Mrs. H am me rsch m idt, M rs. Fullinwider
Mrs. Kapla n a nd Miss Fletc he r

the library
THE LIBRARY is off by itself. It's n ot like McDowell
H all which is th e middle of thin gs. Nor is it like Reverdy
] ohn so n which also has a life of its own . P a rts of th e
Library you ge t to by ladde rs.
The life of th e Library is concern ed with books, people
and tim e. Money also plays its pa rt.
V.Then stud ents or tutors fe el that th ey can not afford to
buy th e . books th ey m ost desire, th en th ey are very apt to
com e to th e Library . If th ey hear a bou t a book on their
Christmas vaca tion, o r o n a trip to V.Tashin g ton, th a t th ey
do n ot think can be bought, th ey as k for it at th e St. ] ohn's
Library. Even wh en th ey do n ot buy th e book beca use th ey
don ' t think it is good enough to buy, th ey suggest some tim es
that th e Libra ry buy it, sin ce th e Libra ry h as m or e m on ey
for buy in g books than th ey have. They hope th e Library
will be less discriminating th an th ey.

If th ey discover a very goo d book th a t th ey do buy th emselves, th ey d on't always tell th e Library so it ca n buy it for
other people to use . Tutors as w ell as stud ents behave in this
fashion .
Five yea rs ago th e Library w as g raced by a Christmas
party. Eve ry yea r sin ce th en a party has been given th ere
before Christmas vacation, and gree n pears have been ser ved .
Last yea r R obert Goldberg gave an impe rsonation of St.
Augustine in " V.Thy Did I Steal Them P ea rs?"
Beca use th e rooms in th e Library a re big, a nd because
the King William Room has a ru g on th e fl oo r, th e Seniors
like to have th eir se min ars in th e Libra ry. The Libra ry
has a Seminar R oom , but th ey don't like to use it. The
hooks are too close to th em in th e Seminar R oom, and th e
lig ht fli ckers som etimes.

the wood shop
BETWEEN GREAT BOOKS, those of th e community
of "would-be philosophers" feeling the urge of th e ar tisan s
step into th e world of th e Fin e A rts to seek expression for
th eir m oods in th e Wood Shop. Here, perh aps, on e may experien ce on e of th e m ost delig htful ca th arses in th e prog ram.
Under th e in spi rin g a nd contagiows g uida n ce of Mr. Richa rd
Hutchin gs, 3-inch book end s or 33 -foot sail boats evolve.
A fin e example, durin g the past yea r, of wo rkin g for
on e's intellectu al rig ht has been th e g r o up participation of
th e Boat Club in buildin g th e first of a fl eet of Te mpest-class
racin g dinghies . "Aries," alth ough beg un in th e late w inte r,
w as attacked with suc h vigor that she w as ailin g by sprin g,
and was an excell ent job.
The m ost co urageo us examples of individual ac tivity h ave
bee n th e continu ance of th e buildin g of a 33 - foot sailin g
yac ht by J ohn Williams a nd a 28 - foo t sa ilin g yac ht by
Matson Ewell, both beg un two yea rs ago and due for th e
water som etime in 195 0. Far m ore popula r, h owever, have
been th e ac ti vities completed by m any oth er stud ents, faculty
members, and wives, which includ e rad io cabinets, bookcases,
furniture building and refinishin g , picture frames, and pipe
rac ks.
Not to be at aU subordinated by th e former are th e silent
contribution s m ade by " Hutch" and th e Shop to th e Kin g
V.Til!ia m Players, th e St. ] ohn 's Tercentenary exhibit, th e
labo ra tory, and oth er college departm ents.

the back campus
T H E SW IFT PASSAGE of ti me - and the rapid approac h of Responsibility
in a world that see.med impossibly out of step with th e spirit and the word of
the Great Books- was a visual thing at one poin t on campus - the little
community of barrack apart ments for married veteran st udents.
Th ere -th e student-father, or hi s neighbor stud ent-husband, had onl y to
observe th e added inches and assurance of his offspri ng to real ize that, for
him, the academic sa nds at St. J ohn's were fast running out.
Still and all, it was as pleasant a way as any to grow old and learned. When
Respon sibility appeared to blow teo cold a draft along th e floors of the I vory
Towers there was always the comfor ting thought that at least eleven ot her
St. J ol; nni es were in much the sa me domestic dilemm a. !his bourgeo is
domesticity, blooming in the rarefied air of d ialect ic and log1 n e~er thel ess
c,
provided the closest approac h to th e mu ch bewailed community of .mmds that
St. J ohn's intended to offer.
The gen uin eness of this way of li fe and stud y reached not only through
t he network of little homes, but up to the dormitories and out to th e other
marri ed st ud ents li ving in town. Each back-ca mpus fam il y had its close friends
who almost dail y dropped in for a cup of coffee or a meal, or just to be for a
little whil e in the atmosphere of a sa ne and settled home.
Whil e most of these visito rs were other St. Johnni es, man y were the wives
of stud ents not yet fortunate enough to be eligible for a unit, come to envy
the communi ty spi rit maintai ned by the un it wives. Thei r consta nt free exchan ge of ideas rivaled that of any se.minar e:er held in M cD?well Hall, and
the results were often more thought-provokmg and product iVe. Nor were
ideas the only item of exchange. Most of th e h ouseholds now had enough
fry ing pans to precl ude the necess ity of one fa mil y fo regoing bacon a~d eggs
w hil e th e neighbors enjoyed fried liver and onions, but there was st1ll borrowing of the usual commodit ies and appliances.
Pooling of the junior St. J ohnn ies, in order to afford parents a rare night
out wen t on as it had sin ce th e communi ty rame into be ing in late 194-6 .
Only now th ere were more chil dre n to be pooled . Two of th ese new arriv_als
se t a St. J ohn 's precedent by mak ing their entrance as the _collc:ge's first twms
- John Mi chael and Step hen Kenn eth Lu cas. At one tnne Ill Jan_
uary t he
back-ca mpus boasted 16 child ren to twelve apartments, two of wh 1 were
ch
occupi ed by childless co uples.
By mid-Jun e t his number had shrunk to ten and woul d be even less when
the last graduati ng senior left in September. The yea r 194-9 brought the
first tragedy to th e Coll ege communi ty in the death of infa1_1t Step hen Moore
in early spring. Stephany York bade her pl aym ates goodb~ Ill ! e~ ru~ry when
her fat her disengaged himself from th e Great Books Ill h 1s JUn iOr yea r.
"Grad uati ng" were Pamela and Ivan J ohnson, Chri st ian E va ns, Laurie Sue
Bisbe rg and Erik and Reilly Anderson.
There still remain, to erve as timely meas urin g sti cks for the new and
seaso ned residents of the four sq ua t, red-shingled buildings, Nancy and J ane
Goldw in, the Lu cas twins, J ohn H orne and hi s new sybling, Barbara and
Ch ri stoph er M oo re, and Elizabeth Bixby.

Bob Parsl o w wi t h La urie Bis berg

The C hil d re n's Ju ne Week

La ur ie, Pat Pa rslow a nd t he Lu cas Twi ns

Hu t c h an d Frie nds

The basement of th e Li bra ry is fine for people but not
good for books. It IS very damp. This ca uses th e books to
n:o ld . But in th e summe r when th e fan is kept con stan tl y
blowin g to lowe r the humidity, it is very pleasant and cool
for peopl e. Th ey m ake th em selves littl e o ffi ces down th ere
a nd dig into their books.
P eo ple borrow books from th e Library to ta ke h om e to
read. The Library is ve ry comfo rta ble, but th ey won't have
Fifty-eight

Barbara Moo re

Eric A nd erso n

Th e Gol d wi n G ir ls

Fifty-nine

�JA MES BALL.\ RD- Pi ney R iver, Virg in ia

DA VID vVIL LI AM LA NE- 6 19 N. J effe rso n Street, Arlin g to n, Virg in ia

Rr cHA RD J o r·JN BATT, J R.- 4111 V cndone Place, New Orl ea n s, L orrisiana

R oss

J os EPH LLoYD

B ERKMAN-

15 1-funtwoocl Pl ace , JV[ount Vernon, N ew Y ork

CARL BERTOLINO- 13363 J ane Street, D et ro it, Mi chi gan
TEDD Y

B ETT S -

FRANKLYN

700 J ames Dri ve, N ewpo rt News, Virg in ia

H u MPHREY Ri e l-lARD Bi x B Y -

St. J oh n's Co ll ege, Annapoli s, M aryla nd

En W .&gt;\RD

LILLY-

110 5 P ar is Avenue, H an nibal, Mi ssouri

L LOYD ST U.,RT L rN TON- 208 O akl a nd Stree t, Birmin gh am, M ich iga n
J o r·JN K ENNETH L u cAs- 8 St. J ohn's Street, Annapol is, M aryla nd
CHARLES EDWIN LYNC H, JR. - Fal lston, M aryland
STEWART

B .-\RWICK McR.&lt;\NEY-

Coll ins, M iss issip pi

DouGL AS GRA NT BoYLE- 6 1 Uni vers ity Street, Salt Lake, Utah

E u GENE FRANCIS MARTIN -

DONALD AcKER BROWN -

1-l ARRV J osEPH MARTI N- 241-01 Newha ll A ve nu e, R oseda le, L on g I sla nd ,
N ew Y ork

4 2 13 70t h Avenue, L and ove r H ills, Maryland

WIL LIAM ALLEN BRowN- 323 Ni n th Avenue, Salt L ake C ity, Utah

Mr cH EL M or&lt;- 318 E . I Oth Street, New York 3, N ew York

J oHN Bu sA- 64 W est Street, Aub urn , N ew Y ork
GEORGE B ARTON

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land
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60 F Crescen t R oad, Greenbelt, l'vlaryland

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J oHN SUMMERFIELD CLARK- 12 12 McKinley Street, A lbany, Geo rg ia
J o HN J osEPH CoFFEY- I ron W ork s R oad, Brookfield, Connecticut
GEORGE JR ., CowELL- 6 17 Libe rty Street, G rand Ra pids, Michi g an
RI CH ARD T onY EDELMAN- 1320 E ast 3 1 Street, Brookl yn I 0, New Y o rk
J~ JN .-'\R J:·L U GU M - 1308 E l nnvoo d A ve n ue, Evan sto n,

j o HN I I EN RY FRA"K E ALFRED

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464 Minn efo rd Avenu e , New York 64, N ew

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EDWARD M rc HA EL L EE- 3970 Hi g hland Avenue, Sh adyside, Ohi o
VA N ALFON M cA v LEY- 5 10 Palme tt;o Avenue, Greenv ill e, South Ca rol ina
CLARE J osEI"H M ., GL' IR E, .J R. - 8 10 M a ryla nd Avenue, Cumberl and, M aryland
j oSEPH MA Kusov- 11 66 H ellerma n Street, Phil ade lphi a II , P e nn syl vania
j oHN ]. M ., TTINGLY- 14 4th Street, Cum be rl and, Mary land
j o HN A" DREW M EEHAN, JR. - 2529 N. Seventh Stree t, Phil adelph ia 3) ,

I 0 Gast o n Street, R oxbu ry, Ma ssachu setts
JR . - 2 16 Seventeenth Avenue, San Franc isco 21, C&lt;llifo rnia
H owARD BERNARD - 11 8 Ri vers id e Dri ve, New Yo rk, New Y ork
R oBERT ALLYN B ER RY - 125 1 P ost R oad , Scarsdale, New Y o rk
DAVID EDWARD BR ENNAN- 28 St. J ames Pla ce, Btrfl"al o 9, New York
ABR.-\HAM

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R AYMOND H E:-.:RY CoLEM.4.N-

VVJLLIAM R ussELL CLow- I 0 8 Castlewood R oad, Balti m o re, M a ryland
25 F o rest Dri ve, Sh ort Hill s, N ew J ersey

GEORGE RoBERT CoN Tos -

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O scAR GEORGE ERION- 401 Chesa peak e A ve n ue, Ea stpo rt, Mary land

WILLIAM L EoNARD ENGii:.LH.'\RO-

CHARLES

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3 South J'vl aple Avenue, Brun swick, M ary-

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24 3 H ewes S tr eet, Bro ok lyn, New York

JoH N L.,WRENCE F u LL ER- 1229 E. 30th Street, Er ic, P ennsy lva nia
PET ER D o u GALL GoRDON- General Del ivery, Clewi ston, Fl o rida
VV AL T ER L EE GRAHAM 76 Farmi ngto n A ven ue, H artfo rd, Co nnecticu t
STEWA RT H AROLD GREENF IELD- 13 11 Ea st 7th Street, Brook lyn, New Y ork
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GREGERSEN-

11 9 Co nduit Stree t, An nap o li s, Maryland

P IERRE GRIMES '.V t L L I A M

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uNNINGTON GRJMESP ickwick _nn, Oak land, 1VIaryh1nd
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2707 Cres to n A ve nue, N e w Y o rk, New Y o rk

THOMAS LA NDON H EDERM .' " - 3814 vVood ly Road, N . vV. , Wa sh ing to n,

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PHILIP H EILI G- 2 11 Hazel A venue, Salisbury, Maryland
KENKETH R owE H E!\"~EBE RG ER- D url ey Lan e, Baltimore 7 , Marylnnd

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126 1 M adi son Avenue, N e w Y o rk, Nc\v York

:r.·\COB Wr LL IA M H u GHES - 253 S. Ellwood Avenue, Bal ti mo re 2+, M aryland
HENRY D EMlJT H J AWISH- 370 1 P o rter Stree t, N. w ., vVa shingto n 16,

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Jo rrN F R., Nc rs II oRNE- 4 70 1 Cooper La ne, Broo kda le 16, M a ryland
J osEPH THoMA S Kr NG -

2 104 L ogan Street, Mt. V e rn on, Illin o is

HARRY Krsu: \"ITZ- 23 15 Cresto n Avenue, New York 53, New Y ork
Lo u rs Do NALO KooNTZ- 280 N. School Avenue, Colby, K a n sas
ALASTA IR BoYD K Yu: - 242 l\ ast 72nd Stree t, New Yo rk, New Y o rk

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752 s. M ari posa Avenue, L o s Ange les, Ca li fo rn ia

D.•nD E MRYS NAI" I" ER- 8720 Colesvill e R oad, Silver Spr ing , M a ryland
f-J.o\RR Y M oRR I S N E U MANN- 903 Chauncey A ve nu e, Baltim o re, Maryland
vVARREN ALFRED NIELSEN- 60 28 So. R ockwell Street, Ch ica g o 29, Ill in ois
Hr sASHI H. 0G US HI- 535 W a ll Street, L os An ge les, Ca liforn ia
R oMAN

PH ILIP

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Tr·rEOI&gt;ORE J osEPH OTTESON- .R ou te 2, Box 34 5, Pike v ille, K entucky
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AKDRE\V CLEME"T R AM SAY - 4836 R ock spring R oad, A rl ing ton, Virg in ia
PA UL NE\.EL R I C KOLT- 114 So . Ma in Street, Muncy, P en nsy l v&lt;1 nia
L YN FORD OTTER R us sELL, JR. 8 16 Sa vannah R oad, Lewes, D cl:nv:1re
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j AMES D ou GLAS SAGE- 4907 N oyes Av e nue, S. E., Cha rl est on, W est Virg inia

HAROLD J osEPH SA UNDERS-

628 E vernia Street, West P a lm Bea ch, Fl o ri d a

204 2 E utaw Pl ace, Baltimo re, i'VIary lilnd
R oBERT SEE I.. tG 2 H errick Dr ive, Lawrence, New Y o rk
EDWARD Co LLI N S SEN SENEY- Ste ven sv il l e, M ary land
EMORY j l1l" IUS STAFFORD, ] R.- 104 Bel vedere A v enu e, Camb rid g e, JV[ar~- ­
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J o rrN 1-l ." '""Es TRABA:-;D- Sudbrook P a rk, 505 Sudhrook L an e, Pi kesv ill e
8, M aryland
] oH " MrLTO N Tw iGG, Jr&lt;.- R .F .D. # I , Cumbe rland , Ma ryland
GEORGE UDE L - 2 33 1 Li n de n A venu e, B4lti m o re 17, M ary la nd
CHARLES F RANCIS vVADJC - 184 2 N. Chero kee Av e nue, H o ll ywo od, Calif o rnia
VVILi\L.,RTH RR .&gt;\DFO RD W ALKER , J R . - Co rnwa l l, Co nn ec ticut
vVARR EN P AUL W iN IARSKI- 202 1 Dickens A venue, C hi cag o 4 7, Ill inoi s
H EKRY Wr H: - 69 E. 14th Street , Chi cago H e ig hts, J l linoi s
J o EL A N DREW ZL· K s E R - Nyack Turnpike, Su ffe rn, N e w Y o rk

40 00

Cathedra l

Avenue,

W ashin g to n ,

D. C.
MARV IN L EON R A&gt;:BUR&gt;I- 656 W est 17t h Street, New Yo rk 32, N ew Y or k
THOMAS H ERA LD R EA- 8 16 Elm Street, Th ree Ri ve rs, Mich igan
J AMES M . R EILLY- 126 Lo cey Stree t, W estchester, P ennsy lvan ia
R OBERT NORM ., N Rr cH MAN- 538 Enfield Road, Columbu s 9, Ohi o
Mr CHAE L L EE R oURKE- 9228 Hazen Dri ve, Beve rly Hill s, Ca li fo rni a
MARSHAL L

SHEPHARD- L os Ange les, Cal if o rn i&lt;1

R o.BERT DALE SH EWBRIDGE-

207 Map le Avenue, Brunsw ick, Maryland

R.F .D. #2, Ha vre d e G race, M ary la nd

H ERM AN SMALL- 602 Avenue T, Brookl yn , N ew York
R AYMOND PET ER STARK E - 33 1 W. Oak Street, Sh ena ndoah, P ennsy l van ia
CHARLES THRA SHER ,

jA M E S EI&gt;WARD w

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R o ute 7, Box 820 , R oano ke, Virg ini a

11 No rth W oo d wa rd Avenue, Wilmin g ton , D e la -

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R oGER CONANT W ARR EN -

909 H o ll and Ave nue, Saginaw, Michi gar1

15 Bourn e Str eet, M idd leboro, Ma ssach usetts
ANDRE J EAN WEI ER ICH- 2507 W estern Ohi o Bou leva rd, Lim a, Ohi o

STEWART ALEXANDER

W .o\ SHB U RN -

GEORGE WE ND- Whitebce R oad, North Sa nd w ich, New H ampshire
P AL"L NELSON

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P en nsylvania

D EN ISOK W. Mr NOR - 4 9 1 Caro l P la ce, P elh am Ma nor, New York
THO MAS AL LEN M oNTGOMERY- 2737 N. W. 14 St reet, Oklah o m• C ity 7,
Okl a homa

3821 Fern hill A ve nu e, Baltim ore 15, Maryland
J osE PH M ARIO !': Cou cH- R og ersv ill e, T en nessee
PA UL GEORGE Cn&gt;:&gt;:, JR.-6920 Pr ince George's A ven ue, Takoma Park 12,
M a ryland
J osHUA WrL LIA&gt;&lt; DA VI ES- 28 H oba rt Street, Bronxvi ll e, N ew Yo rk
EDWIN WAYK E D H INE- 1452 vV. I 0 I st Street, L os Angeles 44, Ca li fo r n ia
]AMES O swALD D u NN- 4 3 15 Leeds A ven ue, Baltim ore 29, M aryland
MART IN A rr•ELL DYER- I 0 10 N. Durham Street. Ba ltim ore, M a ry la nd

JJL - M anch ester,

H owA RD V ERNON H &gt;:RMAN- R.F.D. #2, Be rlin, M a ry land

HowARD n u n.TON ANon....:w- F ederal sbu rg, Mary land

R oBERT LA VEnNE PARSLOW- St. J ohn's Co l lege, A n na poli s, M a ry lan d
ALBERT

GEORGE

H ARDY,

R oB ERT SHERMAN 1-lrr..L - 44 W. Granvi ll e R oad, W o rthin g t on, Ohi o
THEODORE

LAWRENC E GEoRGE MY Er&gt; S- 6354 Fitchett Street, Fo res t Hill s, N ew Y ork,.
New Yo rk
CHA RLES H uGH O ' D oNNELL, J R.- Vi neya rd Road, Ell icott City, M ary la nd

R oNAL D L EE SrM MON S -

sy lva ni a
ANTON

CHESTER GrLBERT MoORE- 3750 L ake Sh ore D ri ve, Ch icago, Illin oi s

CaRBON

l3ayon n e, New J e rsey
jA MEs

150 E. 72 nd Stree t, N ew York, N ew Y o rk

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FREDERICK JAMES BEARDSLEY- 3207 Grayson Street, Baltim ore 16, Maryland
D oNALD

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BR E Jo :N :

P o rtlan d, P e nn sy l va ni a

RAL PH J EFFER SON

H ERROD-

9 Maryland Avenue, An napo l is, M aryl a nd

H ENRY BooTH HIGMA N- Millin g t on , M a ryl a n d
GEORGE H oF RI CHTER- Ca rlton Road, R .F.D .

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Suffe rn , New York

JA CK L ADD CARR- I 0 1 W . Wa ln ut L ane, Phil adelphi a 44, P e n nsyl vania

IRw iN T. l-l u NT-3 4 0 W est 87 th Street, New Yo rk City, New York

MILTON STEARNS CL IFTON- 1706 I Street, Belling ham , W ash in g ton

P ERCIVAL CLEVt:LAND K EITH, JR. -

B ERNARD SMITH CLORETY- 3957;Vs M en lo Avenue, L os Angeles, Cali-

FRANC I S WIL LIAM

K ELSo-

land

fornia
GEoRGE I-I ARR ts CoLLtNGwooo , JR. -

Onta ri o Apts., W as hing to n, D. C.

22 Lew is St ree t, Auburn, New "Xork

Rr cHARD TowER CONGDON-

J ACK KoN IGSBERG- 967 4 8th St reet, Brooklyn 19, New York
J EROME G. L ANSNE RCHARLE S DAVID

J osEPH WILLIA M Coo PER- 685 W est End A ve nu e, New Yo rk, Ne w Y ork

1693 N elso n Avenue, New York 53, N ew York

L Ewis- L eesburg, Virgi ni a

CHARLES R .-\NLET L INCOLN-

P ATRI CK D ARRELL D AVIS- 18 19 G Street, N. W ., W ashing ton, D. C.
EDMOND EvERETT DIT ULLIO - 43-06 Morgan St reet, Littl e Neck, L ong
I sland , New Yo rk
M .,TsoN GLENN EwnL- 184 Du ke of G loucester Street, Annapo lis, M aryland
H ERBE RT SELIG F EINBE RG WoLFGANG

B ERNA RD

7 16 15th Street, Miam i Beach, Flo rida

FLEISCH M A N N -

33 19 Winterbo urne . R oad, Ba lti more

16, M ary lan d
R oBERT D IXON Fox -

1329 Co llege Ave nu e, Bowl ing Green, K en tu ck y

J AMES HARTWELL FRAME- 100 P enn Street, Fort ·wo rth, Texas
THOMAS G EORGE Fr&lt;OMME- 309 W ash ing ton Street, Bell evue, K e ntu cky
J oHN R oB INSON GARLAND- 67 D un nell R oad, Maplewood, New J e rsey
C H ARLES FRA NC IS GENTILE-

416 Cl e me nts Bridge R o~1 d 1 B arrington, New

J ersey
RoBERT L AWRENCE GoLDBERG- 4 726 N. Central P a rk, Ch icago 25, Illin ois
R OJJERT At.LEN Go LDW IN -

St. J ohn's Co ll ege, Annapo li s, M aryland

T HEODORE WILL IAM H ENDR ICKS - Apt. 8 13 , Ca lve rt Cou rt Apts., Calvert
&amp; 31 st Streets, Baltim ore 18, Maryland

Sixty -two

Hubh oll ow R oa d , P eapack, N ew J e rsey

Syca m o re &amp; M apl e Streets, Linthi cum , Mary-

8 Mary lan d Avenu e, Annapo li s, M aryla nd

THOMAS J oHN M EYERS- 64 Bank Street, l3 r idgeto n, New J ersey
JosEPH Lo u 1
s

N A DL E R -

T HOMAS KI NG SIMPSON PI-Il L II'

HARTL EY

53 1 Miramo nte Dri ve, Santa Rnrba ra, Californ ia
Ke nsi ngton Court, Glen s F all s, N ew York

S i\·JI T H -

B ox 32, W oods tock, Ohi o

JoH N STERRETT- St. J oh n's Co ll ege, Annapo li s, Maryl and
DA V ID

CoRBIN

STREETT,

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7 12 Park Avenu e, Baltim ore, Ma ryland

ERI C ALBERT T EEL- 17 14 Lin dberg h Dri ve, L a nsin g, Mi chi gan
RA LPH EDWARD ToMPK INS- 22 19 Sou th Ave nu e, Niaga ra F alls, New York
GEORGE UsoANSKY- 4 0 W oods ide T e rrace, Springfield 8, Massachusetts
P ETER ANTHONY WHIPP LE- 305 Thack e ry Ave nue, Ca to nsville 28, Maryla n d
IRw iN H ERMAN WIDDER- 845 1 Beverl y R oad, K cw Garde ns, New York
J oHN L ETCHER WILLIAM S-

1 140 4 0th Street, Sacra m en to, Ca li forn ia

M YRON L EE W oLBARSHT- 431 3 Springda le Avenue, Baltimore, Maryland
EDWARD J oHN YoRK- 2645 E. I 26th Street, Cleve land, Ohio
MARv iN ZETTERBA UM- 1898 B ill ings ley T errace, Bronx 53, New York

CLARENCE ALFRED ANDERSON, II - 16 C enter Street, Randolph, N ew Y ork
H ERB ERT J osEPH BAER- 266 Hig hland Avenue, H amburg, N ew Y ork
CHARLES CRITTENDON BALDWIN - 60 4 21 st Stree t, N. W., W as hin g ton, D. C .
AARON MoRRiss BrsBERG- 96 Hillcr est R oa d, Mt. Vern on, N ew York
EuGENE BoKRAS - 18 13 Crompond Road, P ee kskill, New York
HAROLD 1 Bo ULDE N - 402 Carroll Aven ue, T akoma Park, vVas hin gton 12, D. C.
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J ON A THAN E RSKINE BROOKS - 2 11 30 Aberdeen R oad, R ocky River 16, Ohio
RoBERT vVHITEHOUSE B u RNET - 11 J ackson Street, N ew R ochell e, N ew Y ork
P HILIP ALBERT CAMPONESCHI - 239 Prince G eo rge Street, A nn apolis, Maryland
J EROME HERBERT CANTOR - 159 Ruthven Street, Boston, Massachuse tts
RAY CHARLES CAvE - 1355 L ocust R oad, W ashin gton 12, D . C.
J AMES WATSON CoNRAD - Box 215, R .D . #1, W illiam P enn Highway, W ilkin sburg, Penn sylva nia
CLARK RALPH CRIDLAND, JR. - R.R . 1, Box 2 43, Michigan City, Indiana
GEOR GE HowELL D AFFER - 440 3 Four Mile Run Drive, A rlin gton, Virginia
P ETER JoHN DAVIEs - 174 Sullivan Street, N ew Y ork 12, N ew York
FREDERICK PARSONS D AVIS - 228 H awthorne R oad, H opkins, M innesota
ANDREW DEWING- 200 Grove Stree t, W ellesley, Massachuse tts
R u DOLPH CHARLES E LLSWORTH - 1807 Lunt Avenue , C hicago 26, Illin ois
P AUL CARLYLE EVA NS- 2 11 E. Center Street, Syracuse, New York
P AUL ALBERT F RASCA- 3228 154 th Street, F lushin g, L ong I sland, New York
RICHARD ScoTT H ARRIS- 28 W. H annum Bouleva rd, Sagin aw , M ichigan
J oH N PH ELAN H AYDEN - 11 2 E. Bradley L ane, Chevy Ch ase, M a ryland
WILLIAM CRAWFORD HILL - 5627 Laurel Canyon Bouleva rd, North Hollywood, California
ALLAN P AUL H oFFMAN - 2 1 H errick Drive, Lawrence, New Y ork
HAROLD J uLIUS H YDEN- 11 28 East 17th Pl ace, Tulsa , Okla homa
CHESTER ARTHUR J OHNSON - 4 8 1 W eston Road, W ellesley 8 1, Massachusett5
R oWLAND ALFRED J o NES - 67 Broadway Stree t, Irwin , P ennsylvania
RALPH H ALL KEENEY - 97 Lorrain e Avenue, Providen ce, Rhode I sland
CL:'I-REN CE J AY KRAMER - 777 Catawba Ave nue, Muskegon, Michiga n
! AN CAMPBELL L EA - 126 C enter Aven ue, Lake Bluff, Illinois
J OHN JAM ES L OBELL - 20 7 Cedarcroft, Baltim ore 12, M aryland
TH OMAS D ELMAR LYNE - 55 Bank Street, N ew Y ork 14, New York
VIN CE NT \ VooD M cKAY- 320 Fifth Avenue, Montgom ery, W est Virginia
ELLIS WoosTER MANNIN G, JR. - Springdale Street, Brinklow, M aryland
IRA WENDELL MARINE - 32 14 Fifth Stree t, S. E., Washin gton 20, D. C .
EDWARD HECTOR MoN GEAU- 3 East Maple Avenue, Moo restown, New J ersey
REINARDO PATRICK Lou rs Mo u RE - L aPlata, Maryland
JAMES WILSON R AY- 27 Schussler R oad, Worcester, M assachusetts
DAviD B u RK E R EA-8 16 E lm Street, Three Ri vers, Michigan
LYNN H OMER Ro BINSO N- Morrisville, N ew Y ork
LAWREN CE H oLT SHERMAN - 51 Magnolia Avenue, Garden City, L ong I slaJLd, New Y ork
J oH N H ENRY THOMAS- 3008 N. Main Street, Racin e, Wiscon sin
RICHARD VANDER VooRT-R .D. #7 , Pittsburgh 24, P ennsylvania
G uY OLIVER WALSER, JR . - 188 C and ee Avenu e, Sayvill e, N ew Y ork
P ETER WEiss- 549 Riverside Drive, New Y ork, New Y ork
GEORGE PATRICK WELCH, JR. - 387 A ngell Street, Provid en ce, Rhod e I sland
J oH N ScoTT WooDWARD - 166 W est P ea rl Street, Coldwater, Michiga n
RICHARD WESTON YouNG - 5 Sherborn Court, Winter Hill 45, Massac huse tts
Sixty -tl11·ee

�apology
NO ST. JOHN'S PU1~LICATION would prope rl y tran smit th e spirit of
the Sch oo l without an in ces tu o us litt le n o te about itse l f :
W e ha ve tri ed to reco rd, ev aluate to som e ex te nt, a nd ad v ise wh ere jt
was d eem ed wise or suited our fancy . W e have n ot tri ed , at any tim e, to
exp ress stude nt op in ion, eith er in th e aggrega te o r even in cross sec ti on .
W e h ave in stead d ra wn at rando m o n a g roup o f stud e nts w ho have shown
a n inte rest, des ire o r, in so me c:tses, ju st a w illin g ness, to be coerced, a nd
fro m th em ha ve recei ved v ie ws which may be impu gned, co nfirm ed o r
e ve n swo rn nt.
Th e rn et h o d, if it is n o t obv io us, ha s bee n indi vidua l a rti cles w ith n o
a ttempt be in g mad e to achi eve an ove r- a ll m oo d o r sty le. Th e op ini ons nrc
as indi v idu a l as th e n umbe r of nr ticl es nnd ha ve n ot been rev ised, toned
down or pepped up: t he only cha nges have been gramnutica l ones . By
proceed ing in thi s mann er it 'fO uld ha ve been preferab le to have had each
a r ti cle sig ned by its auth o r, but as yet we ha ve n ot reach ed th e d eg ree of
phil osop hica l detachment w hi ch all ows tha t am ount of co ncent r:lti on o n
ideas rath e r t ha n pe rso na liti es.

Any co mpl a ints ab out th e v iews se t fo rth, co r recti ons o n m atters of
fac t or excep ti o ns to matters of o pini o n, and any poss ibl e sugges tion s for
the futu re ca n best be h a ndl ed by d isc uss ing them in th e Colleg ian, w h ich
we hope w ill still be ava ilabl e fo r such :m ad mirable and d em ocrat ic p rocedure.
We a rc in deb ted to th e st udent body fo r its co -operati on and suppo rt
a nd a lso to: th e Pres id ent, D ean, A ssis tant D ean, Trensurc r and th e ir
stafl's ; M essrs. Albritton, Bart anti Fulto n; ou r adv iso r Mr. Sl oa n e; Mi ss
Stran ge, M iss W ill iams, Mrs. H efter a nd Mrs. Bin g ham; Mrs. Childress;
Mi ss Fl etcher an d m ost pa rticul&lt;1rly to fVI iss H al lie Ri ch, w ith out wh ose h e lp
and co -opera ti on th e Yearbook wo uld be ju st so mu ch CoJiee Sh op talk.

Humphrie s

Sixty-four

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Volume XXIII, Issue 16

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Annapolis, Maryland
January 15, 2002

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Welcome, Elizabeth!

Duringthefewsparemomentsihadthisweek.
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The Gadfly Staff would like to welcome a
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SCI Minutes
By Robert Abbott, '04
SCI Secretary

Present at last week's meeting of the Student
Committee on Instruction, held Thursday 10,
January 2002, were Sophomore dassRepresentatives Mr. Neal Turnquist, and Ms. Summer
Star, Junior RepresentativesMs. J\.faya.Alapin and
Ms.Mary Townsend, SeniorRepresentatives Ms.
MeganMaxwell-SmithandMr.JustinNaylor,
SecretaryMr.RobertAbbottandc.o-cb.airsMr.
Aaron Maclean and Ms. LauraStrache.Also attending were Mr. Hayden Brockett, Ms. Jill
Dellston, Mr. Mark Ingam, and Mr. Bobby

Rnray.
These minutes will be somewhat smaller, to
reflect the close quarters of last week's meeting.
In a setting Ms. Maxwell-Smith eloquently described as "intimate," the SCI held its first meeting of the semester and forged ahead remarkablyfarinto its allotted works. Speakingofwork.5,
thissemester'sAll-CollegeSeminarReadingwill
beHesiod'sfamous poem on life in the country,
'Works and Days." The SCI appreciates all the
suggestions it received and encourages anyone
who did not receive a prize to try again next year.
Thecalendarisquicklyfillingupwiththesundry
activities of the committee. April will prove to
be an especially busy month (Mr. MacLean suggested"cruelest") with Plato in the springtime
seminars every Wednesday, The TimPomarole
Seminar on Liberal Education, and the yet-tobe-announcedforum. Its counterpart oflast year
was the phenomenally well-attended Rock and
Roll Forum.
Next week's meeting will be devoted to the
completion of the schedule and discussion of
the upcoming Library Forum. An article will be
submitted in the next fewweek's to the Gadfly
by me as a reminder and clarification of this im·
portant function.

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DC Minutes Repair of McDowell
Groundstones Planned

By Melissa Thomas, '04
DC Secretary

Present at the meeting of the Delegate :
C.Ouncil, held Wednesday,January 9, 2002, were :
Martin Anderson, John Cottrell, G. August :
Deimel, Mary Jo Doktor, Blake Gregory,Jus- :
tin Naylor, Anderson Tallent, Sonia :
Wisniewski, President Robert Abbott, Secre- :
tary Melissa Thomas, and Treasurer Sam :
Spalding. AlsoattendingthemeetingwasMr. :
Bobby Ramsey.
.
The item on the agenda was the appoint- :
ment of Mr. G August Deimel to the posi- :
tion of Polity Attorney. Congratulations, :
G.A.D.! His appointment raised the issue of :
electing a new delegate to take his place as a :
Paca delegate as well as a new delegate to take :
Mr. Dobbyn's place in Randall, as he has re- :
cently moved from that dorm. Mr. Naylor :
addressed the issued of off-campus delegates, :
saying that since there are two open positions :
for off-campus delegates petitions for those :
positions will still be accepted. Interested ap- :
plicantsmustsubmitapetitiontoMr.Deimel :
signed by 15 off-campus St.John's students. :
Mr. Abbott then suggested that the DC :
create a calendar of events for the year with the :
possible inclusion of a forum on some aspect :
of campus life. Following that discussion be- :
gan about acquiring the former switchboard :
office in Campbell for use as office space by :
the DC, SCI and clubs. Mr. Abbott and Ms. :
Thomas offered to join a committee to study :
the issue, which includes SCI member Mr. :
AaronMacLean.
:
Mr.Tallent suggested that the DC explore :
the possibility of the mailroom being open :
on the Sunday night after breaks.
·
Mr.NaylorsaidhehastalkedtoMr.Billups :
about getting more money for the DC bud- :
get. Mr. Spaldingaskediftherewasneedfor :
more money. Mr.DeimelandMr. Tallent dis- :
agreed with Mr. Spalding, saying that the DC :
had been forced to cut something out of nearly :
every club's budget last semester.
:
Mr. Spalding brought up a question from :
old business about the necessity of dorm al- :
lotments. The allotments cost the DC ap- :
proximately $1300 last semester. Ms. :
Wisniewski asked about the status of the :
Constitutional Committee. Mr. Deimel re- :
plied that he would soon set up a time for a :
meeting.
.

By Isaac Smith, '03

The Annapolis Historical
Preservation Commission
(AHPC) met last Tuesday,
January 8, at City Hall on Duke
of Gloucester Street.
Among the matters addressed was a proposal to have
the level of ground disturbanceatMcDowellHallclarified, as well as perform more
archeological surveys, if
needed. The measure passed
with no objections.
Bud Billups, St. John's
treasurer, said in an interview
the day after that the measure was connected
with a coming project to repair and replace the
groundstones on McDowell, as the sign put
up last week to announce the hearing indicated
But he doubted that there would be any
ground disturbance discovered
As for the repair project, Mr. Billups said
the groundstones, the stones on the waterline
and the southwest and southeast comers of
McDowell Hall, have suffered extensive damage from erosion over the years, and that previous attempts to patch them up have not

worked. The patching material to be used in
the coming project, however, should adhere
well to the stones and prevent long-term deGo/·
Most of the stones will be repaired and not
replaced, said Mr. Billups, due to the AHPC's
preference that the original material in historic
buildings be preserved as much as possible.
The repair project will begin this summer,
and ought to be finished by the time St.John's
students return in the fall.

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Congratulations to the
DC officers!
President Robert Abbott
Secretary Melissa Thomas
Treasurer Sam Spalding
Polity Attorney G. August Deimel
Elections will be held soon for one delegate
for Poca and one for Randall.
If you would like to run contact Polity Attorney G. August Deimel
through campus mail or at (410) 507-5069.
This ad is printed in lieu of a real article covering the Delegate Council elections.

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�Summer Art Lecture in the Great Hall
Program
: By Arthur Wendel Stout N, '03

TheMarchutzSchoolinAix-en-Provence,
France, is offering an art program in collaboration with theSantaFecampus of St.John's
College for up to fifteen students this coming summer. (Students from Annapolis are
eligible to participate, along with those from
Santa Fe.) The educational philosophy of
this art school is to combine studio practice
with seminar discussions about great paintings.
In 2002, the first year of this new program, the workshop will run from June 15
to July 25. The curriculum includes fifteen
hours each week of instruction in painting
and drawing, two seminars each week on art
theory and practice, and three full-day visits
to other sites in southern France to study
landscape and architecture.
Three afternoons each week are reserved
for independent work on projects. When
discussing the work of such artists as Van
Gogh and Cezanne, students will experience
the same natural beauty of Provence and
splendor of Aix that inspired these artists.
The program and housing fee for the sixweek Marchutz School program is $3,575.
This fee includes instruction, housing with
a French family with breakfast and dinner,
site visits, admission to museums, and studio materials except for canvas. Group flight
arrangements from Los Angeles, Chicago,
New York, or Miami to Marseilles, and returning from Paris, can be made for $725.
Applications will be available in the Dean's
Office on the Santa Fe campus in January.
They will be reviewed by a St.John's Tutor
who will accompany the group, lead the
seminar portions of the program, and participate in the studio work. Students with
an interest in art practice and theory, regardless of level of previous experience, are invited to attend. The program accommodates
all levels of ability, since it is primarily aimed
at developing students' abilities to see and
think about images.
Further information about the Marchutz
School can be obtained on the web at
www.marchutz.org or from the Dean's Office in Santa Fe. (The Dean's Office in Santa
Fe can be reached by phone at 505-984-6070
and by e-mail at dean@mail.sj csf.edu.)

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Last Friday, the St.John's community was
: treated to its first lecture in the Great Hall since
: the incapacitation of FSK. The more tardy at: tendees were disappointed to find that the
: small room filled quickly, and they had to lis: ten in the side rooms, which were equipped
: with audio-visual
: equipment. The
: Dean began the
: evening with a warn: ing to the audience
: that at any point, the
: speaker system may
: begin to receive a lo: cal radio signal.
: Thankfully, no such
: mishap took place,
: and all were left to
: enjoy the lecture
: without distraction.
: The lecture was
: formed around a
: passage of the Old
: Testament about
: Abraham'snearsac: rifice of Isaac, and
: how this was vari: ously interpreted by
: the big three mono: theistic religions of
: Judaism, Christian: ity, and Islam. The
: biggest difference in
: scriptures that was
: stressed, was Islam's
: belief that it was not
: Isaac, but Ishmael
: who was held in
: peril. Several fasci: nating medieval texts were referenced in addi: tion to his contemporary researches.
.
The speaker used many slides of modern
: art to illustrate his points. Unfortunately, many
: of his examples were fairly abstract, which dis: mayed some students who find such forms
: of expression distasteful, or silly, or just plain
: confusing. I, for one, was greatly flustered by
: the slide with human breasts painted on the
: ground by the side of the sacrificial goat, or
: the disembodied feet painted against the sky.
Perhaps most bewildering of all was a com: pletely abstract slide, in which we were sup-

posed to realize its entire meaning from a small
swatch of the color yellow. Thank goodness
the speaker helped to explain these oddities,
or else I would have been completely at a loss.
On the other hand, the very first slide, which
was shown of new Islamic art, was exceptionally beautiful, and much easier to take in. The
speaker rounded out the lecture with some

hopeful predictions about the future progress
and increasing understanding between the
major religions.
The overall feeling afterwards was regret by
students that the lecture had not gone on
longer, and we had not heard more of his
insights. It is rare that such a complicated issue as the relationship between the origins of
Christianity and Islam is explained with such
clarity. For the St.John's community in particular, getting an outside view on the origins
of the current world conflict was greatly
needed.

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By Elizabeth Laughlin, '05

The new addition to the Class of
2005, the inhabitants of the St.John's
campus for this summer, those happy
folk immersing themselves in the Iliad
as we speak-FEBBIES! THEY'RE
HERE! Without further ado, here's a
sampling of this year's January Freshmen:
Jordan Gannon, 19, is from Gridley,
California. Before coming to St.John's,
Mr. Gannon went to a small community
college in California and also attended the
University of Chicago. Mr. Gannon's
older brother applied to SJC but decided
not to attend and so Jordan became acquainted with the College through mailings his older brother had received and
now here he is. Mr. Gannon plays the
trumpet, can speak both Japanese and
Spanish, and is thinking about Crew here
at SJC.
Patrick Hueller is from Stillwater,
Minnesota. He plays tennis, basketball,
and is interested in attempting fencing.
Like many of the other Febbies, financial
aid reasons kept him from being here
sooner.
Justin Lanier, 19, from Lake Charles,
Louisiana and decided to come to SJC as
a Febbie because he did not get the
amount of Financial Aid he needed if he
were to come as a Fall Freshman. Mr.
Lanier is interested in photography and
is looking forward to working in the dark
room on campus. He is also looking forward to playing intramural sports. Mr.
Lanier was the captain of his Cross Country team in high school, played soccer, and
was the captain of the Quiz Bowl Team.
He found out about St. John's through
mailings and our very own Mary
Townsend who attended the same high
school as Mr. Lanier.
Darlene Rogers, 20, is from Great
Barrington, Massachusetts. She took a
year and half off and spent it working.
In high school, Ms. Rogers was active in
the theatre and the high school chorus.
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lived on the mainland for eight years
before moving to
the island of Keauu
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�King William's Players Special

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Godsp II Hits the Stage
with a Son
By Martin Anderson, '04

As a novice reviewer entering the inherently
hypercritical St.John's community of Gadfly
readers I would like to include a small disclaimer: I am no Andrew Hui. To live up to
his excellence in writing reviews is not something I expect to accomplish. I only feel qualified to review the technical aspect of the production because I have performed in Godspell
and several other musicals and because I have
several years of vocal training and ensemble
experience. I also passed rny
intervals test in music tutorial.
To rny knowledge, and
the knowledge of several
other knowledgeable people
I talked to (rnuch thanks to
the Gadfly staf~, St. John's
college has never before seen
a musical on the FSK auditorium stage. This makes
Godspell, a musical conceived
by John-Michael Tebelak, a
historic event for the college
and rnore specifically the
drama community lead by
theKWP.
One ought to wonder
why a musical has never bebeen produced on St.
John's stage, butidon't. To
get people to sing and dance
on stage with or without alcohol and make it look good is a huge challenge any way you cut it. So for simply pulling
it off, I congratulate Kabe Erkinbrack, Aurora
Cassles, and the cast of Godspell on a job well
done.
Before I attempt to criticize and commend,
a brief description of the musical should be
presented for those of you who did not see
Godspell, or did see it but forgot about it during break. Godspell is about God. More specifically, it is about the life of Jesus Christ as
described in the Gospel of Matthew.
Godspell begins with a depiction of the
events at the Tower of Babble. Each cast

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member takes
the role of a
different philosopher and
preaches his
fundamental
thoughts on
theworld. The
stage is as dark
and somber as
the score. The
voices all begin

to build off
each other creatin g a cacophony of
sound. This
is followed
by the entrance of
John the
Baptist who
sings, "Prepare Ye the
Way of the
Lord."
When the
lights corne
up the stage has been transformed into a
junkyard full of colorful miscellany. Joyously
the actors swarm frorn every entrance joining
John the Baptist in song as they receive the
Sacrament of Baptism. Finally, Jesus himself
enters and is baptized aiong with the rest.
The first act continues with a series of
parables; each parable is acted out with a combination of visual puns, pantomimes, charades, and parodies. With the exception of
Jesus, there are no scripted characters. Each
cast member does, however, have a stereotypical
role ranging from a punk to a farmer to a glam-

orous woman that influences their characters
within each ofthe parables.
In the second act the mood oscillates drastically between the joyfulness of the first act
and the solemn expectancy of the crucifixion.
Part of the fun of Godspell for the cast and
directors is improvisation. Mr. Erkenbrack
and Ms. Cassells stuck to the script for the
most part, but they did cut out rnany of the
Three Stooges jokes that littered the dialogue.
In addition, there was some very good improvisation done by sorne of the members
of the cast. Josh Suich with great empathy
portrayed Jesus as the compassionate, fun-loving, and human savior of mankind. Jesus is
the crucial role in God.spell because he carries the
bulk of the lines and also serves to forrn rnany
of the transitions between different parables
and scenes.
Godspell can be a dangerous musical to produce because it requires so much energy from the
cast. The cast rnembers must be perpetually ex·
cited, silly and active or else the transitions fall
apart, the sketches lose their pace, and the songs
become lame and embarrassing for the audience
to watch. In the first few minutes of Godspell, it
seemed as if the cast might not have had the
energy it takes to finish the musical. Luckily, despite the self-consciousness of some cast members in the first signature score of the musical,

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"Prepare Ye the Way of the Lord," at the end of
the piece, the audience cheered. Suddenly, the
energy was there.
This production of Godspell was not polished.
It was buffed really well, but not polished. This
was evident in the occasionally awkward transitions. It was also apparent in that certain cast
members seemed to lack an awareness of what
the others were doing and how to respond to
certain lines. Godspell, however, was not intended
to be acornpletely polished musical. After all it is
set in a durnp. Many of the lines were originally
improvisations. Therefore, the few criticisms I
can dredge up for this production are quite excusable.
I was pleasantly surprised to see the wealth
of musical talent St.John's brought forth upon
the stage. The chorus and the band were impressive. Sound was balanced well for the most
part, and only afew solos became hard to hear
because of the band. Most of the solos seemed
well rehearsed. Many members of the cast played
instruments, the entire cast sang well, and there
were several guest artists that joined the band

periodically. Every cast member received at least
one solo and performed it admirably. The chorus was rarely off key.
The only aspect that I could think of that
might need to be taken into rnore C&lt;Jreful consideration in future musicals at St.John's is choreography. St.John's does not have a wealth of
dancers, but it
should still be possible to find sorne"
one who can think
of some basic but
interesting choreography and teach
it to a group of
smgers.
The
dances, consisting
mainly of hand
movements and
simple blocked
walking steps sufficed, but they did
not add much to
thernusic.

Godspell was a great success. I would definitely recornrnend another musical production
at St. John's. Perhaps a production of Bye
Bye ... just kidding. Whatever is done, I have
faith in the musical talent of our school and the
thoughtfulness of the KWP directors to pull it
off.

The Glass M n gerie: A Late Review
By Cooper N. Gallimore, '05

A well-done play is a thing worth remembering. While it has been some time since the
King William's Players production of The Glass
Menagerie, the GtJ.djly certainly hopes that it has
not completely left the minds of the Polity.
Holding to a "better late than never policy",
the Gadfly wishes to offer this belated review
oftheplay.
While I'm sure that rnost of us were
present for the showing of the production
(which for those who don't remember ran just
before and after our Thanksgiving break), it
might be fitting to give a brief synopsis in
order to refresh some memories. 1he Glass
Menageri,e is &lt;1. play vvritten by Tennessee Williams. In keeping with the style of rnost of
his writings, it is a painful account of a family's
hopes and dreams that conveys neither an
overt hope for the future and yet does not
leave the audience suicidal at the end either.
The play consists of only four on-screen characters, and as a result allows for rnore intimate
character development than is present in rnost

theatrical productions. The particular performers' interpretation of the script is especially
important considering the dodgy nature in
which the play' s themes are presented.
Through both subtle and rather overt symbolism the audience may be perplexed about
the play's real message.
The characters were well cast. Jason
Hinojosa '03 played a convincing role as Torn
Wingfield, the troubled, dreaming, youth who
was forced by the circumstances of his family
to either pursue his ambitions or try to fulfill
his ill-inherited role as the support system for
his family, Briana Henderson '03 and Blakely
Phillips '02 complement each other well, as
the demanding and disappointed matriarch
Amanda and the shy Laura. Christopher
Bineham '05 fulfilled the role he was meant to
play, as the exuberant suitor Jirn O'Connor.
Director Stephanie Porcaro '03 rnade what
caught rne as an intelligent decision, by using
the original reader's version of the play. Having personally seen a rendition based on the
Broadway text, I felt that this choice was much

better suited to the aims of the St.John's program and is ultimately a richer text to work
with. The execution of the play was such as to
leave the audience interested. While the action
is sometimes rather slow, the characters on
stage still were able to maintain the audience's
attention.
The aspect of the production that most
caught my notice was the intelligent set design; imaginatively chosen slide presentation,
and especially the compensation for the lack
of a black box theatre by bringing the audience on-stage. The set design kept with the
mood of the overall play and was interesting
enough to cause the audience to wait with anticipation for each of its different elements to
be employed. This was &lt;"Jl instance in which
faithfulness to the set design worked well.
All of these factors taken together made
this showing of a difficult piece both an enjoyable and thought-provoking exposition. I
hope that we can expect to see more of this
style of theatre at St.John's in the future.

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�Mrs. Seeger Chosen as Assistant Dean

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By Elizabeth Laughlin, '04
News Editor

OnMonday,January7, 2002, St.John's
College welcomed anew Assistant Dean. Mrs.
Anita Kronsberg is now on sabbatical and
Assistant Dean Mrs. Judith Seeger is SJC's
newest addition to the administration. I found
her busy in a meeting with security officers,
making phone calls, and rushing around her
office during her first week of her three-year
term.

Mrs. Seeger was born in New York City,

and gradually made her way west as she lived in
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, for three years before moving to Houston, Texas for her high
school years. When she was a child, she says
she was not sure what she wanted to do. She
did not want to be a professor and she wanted
to be outdoors. All in all, she says, "I had no
real plans." For her college studies Mrs. Seeger
made her way back east again as she completed
her undergraduate Bachelor of Arts degree at
Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and then spent a year at Cornell U niversity in Ithaca, New York. Her Masters degree
andher Doctorate of Philosophy degree both
come from the University of Chicago. As she
likes to do now with the St.John's Chorus,
Mrs. Seeger enjoyed singing as an extra-curricular activity in college.
Mrs. Seeger's husband, Tony, lives in California as he is back to teaching. He spent some
time working for the Smithsonian Institute in
Washington,D.C., but wanted to get back into
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he accepted and moved to the west
coast. The Seegers have two daughters, Elisa and Hileia. Elisa graduated
from the University of Chicago in 1999
and now works for the United States
Environmental Law Institute in Washington, D.C. Hileiais currently a junior
in college in Los Angeles. Mrs. Seeger
also has one sister who occupies the
"west coast side of the family" with
her daughter and her husband.
Before coming to St.John's College in 1989, as a part-time tutor, she
was a professor of Spanish at Indiana
University. When she was first hired
here as a part-time tutor, leading a
Freshman Seminar, she was also a professor at the University of Maryland
teaching African Culture in Brazil. She
then started as a full-time tutor here and has
been a tutor for classes both in the undergraduate program and in the Graduate Institute. She
will not be teaching classes again until her term
as Assistant Dean is up.
Until her husband relocated to teach at
UCLA, Mrs. Seeger was commuting forty minutes from her home in Chevy Chase. In the fall
of 2000, ajust sher husband was heading to
California, Dean Flaumenhaft asked Mrs.
Seeger to be the Assistant Dean starting in the
spring of 2002. Mrs. Seeger said that it would
have been impossible for her to be an Assistant Dean living forty-minutes away so she now
lives in Eastport.
Mrs. Seeger divulged a few of her favorites
to me. Her favorite music (as far as today goes)
is Bach's St. Matthew Passion and "of course" folk
music. Herfavoriteplace(as
far as today goes) is Vermont or maybe a place or
two in the jungles of Brazil. {Mrs. Seeger spent 10
years in Brazil.) And
Newton's Principia
Mathematica tops the list as
her favorite Program book.
As far as the Assistant
Deanship goes, Mrs. Seeger
has this to say: "No one aspires to be the Assistant
Dean. There is no application process. You hide out
until they find you!" Mrs.

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Nymphs take on Furies: Match-Up Makes for Good
Clean Fun

: By Megan Maxwell-Smith, '02

Seeger said that the position is chosen in part
by the Dean. Some of the things the Dean
may look for in a possible candidate definitely
includes intensive experience with the Program,
hence a tutor is chosen to fill the position. Another thing Mrs. Seeger mentioned that might
be a criterion would include having experience
with being a parent. However, she said that
being Assistant Dean would probably be hard
with small children and a growing family as
both.jobs ·are demanding-. ~Maybe they just
look for people who once had a life but now
don't!"
She commented that she thinks a good Assistant Dean will be a "people person" as the
the job entails talking extensively with students
and parents with all kinds of questions. "Basically, the Assistant Dean deals with the flow of
the universe that just happens to come to this
office. It's much like the garbage bag... everything that can't be dealt with in another office
comes here. Maybeinsteadof theAD. it should
be called the ADD.!"
Much of Mrs. Seeger's job also includes committee work but she wants the polity to know
that her door is always open. "Please come to
me. I want this office to be open to all questions: academic related and otherwise." Also,
she wants to extend a resounding "BE
GOOD!" to St.John's students. "As the Assistant Dean, I want to help students make the
most of theirtime at the College. Students of
all kinds will have questions of all kinds and I
want to be here to answer them."

Eggnog season is arguably over. But on
: Friday last Tiffany Joly ledherteaminarip: roarin' charge against the golden Furies,
: making some wonder if she hadn't had a
: "warm beverage" before the game.
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From the get-go this game was a fast
: paced fight for possession, with Nymph
: Quinby Owen stealing the ball five times
: within the first seven minutes of play, and
: sinking the ball on one of her super fast
: breaks to add her two cents. Gold countered
: with their outside shot weapon, Rhonda
: Franklin, who still has her game, despite
: having started classes. Better late than never
: [but seriously, Ladies, the sooner you show
: up the sooner we can start playing. Come
: out at 4 so we can start at 4:15], Riley Shan: non showed up to play center for the
Nymphs, bringing fellow Humphreys resident Joan Henriksen to play a strong forward. Through both halves of the game
Miss Megan Maxwell-Smith overheard sev- : Shannon dominated the rebound racket,
eral freshmen discussing drugs at St.John's. : shutting out those less vertically-inclined.
One freshman wryly noted, "Juniors and se- : The indubitable Caroline Picard, complete
niors must be so doped up on philosophy : :Mth saggy men's boxers, was also .fighting
that they don't even need to smoke weed."
: it out under the basket for the Funes. And
: little LisaHabbegerwent head to, uh, shoul: ders with those gals, coming away with quite
: a few rebounds for maroon herself, as well
: as 6 points.
This game saw some beautiful passes and
Erik Child, who has been publicly acused ·
.of being the infamous Cafe Randall chicken, : the feistiest rebounding the women's league
told the Gadfly this week in an impromptu : has seen so far this season. Recognition for
statement that he
: Laudatory Effort goes to T-BoneJoly: in
: the second h,alf she tried for a sneaky high
knows absolutely
nothing about
: bounce pass to Shannon who was in perfect
the foul incident
: position to shoot, but who unfortunately
and he categori: ducked at the last second. Tying her shoe?
·&gt;• cally denies that he
: We can only conjecture. There were also a
has at any time
: number of impressive fast breaks from both
dressed up in a
: sides, led by Owen for maroon and Blake
·cken costume.
: "The Flash" Gregory for gold.
. Child went
: Unintimidated by maroon's center, or the
far as to offer
: fact that she was often double- and someGadfly the
: times triple-teamed, Gregory made good on
ce to check
: 6 shots, many of them right over the head
: and outstretched arms of Shannon. Kudos
osetforany
of plucked
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very little of either) maroon's greater number of shooters put them on top, with contributions from Shannon, Joly, Owen and
Habbeger. The final score, 31-22, was a well
deserved victory for the maroon Nymphomaniacs, and evidence of a steady fight from
the Furious Furies who held strong the
whole game.
So, in conclusion, Women's Basketball is
fun. Come on down to the gym and play,
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                    <text>THE
The St John's College Student Weekly

Annapolis, Maryland
January 22, 2002

Volume XXIII, Issue 17

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Editor-in-Chief
G. August Delinel

Production Managers
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Production Assistant
Jeff Armel
Section Editors
News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports: Jon Cooper
Contributing to this Issue
Robert Abbott
Michael Bridge
Rhonda Franklin
JoshuaP. Suich
Mary Townsend
Photos: Robin Dunn
Founded in 1980, the Gadfly is the student weekly
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and
staff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors
emeriti, members of the Board of Visitors and
Governors, and the offices at the St. John's Santa
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
the sole responsibility ofthe author(s). The Gadfly reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit
submissions in anyway necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought·provolilng newspaper which circumstances at St.
John's permit.
Letters of 200 words or fewer have a better
chance of being published than those longer than
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
grammar, punctuation, and spelling in most cases.
The Gadfly is not obligated to publish all submissions and will not print anonymous submissions
except under special circumstances.
Yearly subscriptions are available for $30.00. Taxdeductible contributions are greatly appreciated
Please make checks payable to the Gadfly. For
display adverti:;em.ent prices and information, call
410-263-2371, x2212.
Deadline: Saturday at 3p.m., unless permission
for a delay is granted in advance. Submissions
will be accepted as long as they are legibly written, but typed copies, diskettes, and e-mail submissions are greatly preferred Please e-mail submissions to sjcgadfly@yahoo.com.

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THE GADFLY

Some G ntle Rh toric
in Favor of Hesi d
Why You Ought To Come to All-College
: Seminar This January
By Mary Townsend, '03

EarlyoninPlato'sM?aedo, whenSocrateshas
just begun talking about how the philosopher
must devote himself to dying and being dead,
Simmias laughs. "By Zeus, Socrates," he says,
"Right now I'm not much for laughing, but
you did make me laugh! For I think that the
many, if they heard this very thing, would be of
the opinion that you spoke all too well about
those who philosophize. And the people back
home would entirely agree with them[ ... ]."
Simmias is from Thebes, a city in the region of
Boetia, a land known and made fun of by the
Athenians for being populated by very rich and
very backward farmers. Like many of those that
come from the country to the city forthe sake of
philosophy, he is keenly aware of the painful
difference between what his home in the country and his new friends in the city honor and
hold as holy and dear. It is our constant temptation, both as students generally and students
nowadays, to feel on the whole rather as though
the men of the country were a bit outdated as far
as opinions go, a bit too tetchy, too needlessly
conservative, and far too superstitious. But beware: it is by no logical misunderstanding, no
craven fear, no baseless anger that Hesiod feels it
in his bones that men must not be lazy, must
throw themselves into work with all u1ieir heart
and mind.
It is rare that one really from the country (for
the country is no Arcadia) feels it honorable
enough to commit to the written word, to poetry, even, his normally rather private sentiments
on the matter-another thing to thank the luck
of Greece for, no doubt. For Hesiod has no
love of cleverness for cleverness' sake. He is
suspicious of argument, and indeed, suspicious
of words themselves. And rightly so: we who
spend so much time among words, by means
of their sheer volume, often may have some of
our sense of just how difficult it is to speak with
them worn away.Yet Hesiod comes by this piety
naturally-if it is not rash to say so, no author
that we read for seminar feels himself so fully a
citizen of the country, understands and writes
so directly of what it is to be such. Not many
could so easily love a Crito, or feel the yoke of

necessity so fully and at the same time know its
ease. Such a man certainly deserves what honor
these noble qualities may afford him.
To be able to understand whySimmiaswould
find Socrates' characterization of philosophers
so funny, that he would have to laugh in such a
situation, one that affected him at least with such
sorrow-this is not the least, though not the only
fruit of The Works andDays; Hesiod would be
quite positive and direct in his reasons why philosophers were so already fairly like the dead. So,
then, ifI may, let me make most sincere exhortation: Do not wish that we had picked Kafka or
Derrida, for Hesiod has worth and merit to spare,
not merely being' anothe-/ Greek! Do not simplyforgetwhenAll-Collegeseminar is, for Hesiod
himself would call this simply lazy! Do come to
All-College Seminar, for it shall be worth thy

wnile!

DC
By Melissa Thomas, '04
DC Se1;-;etary
Present at the meeting of the Delegate Coun-

cil, held Wednesday,January 16, 2002, were Martin Anderson, Steven Clark, John Cottrell, G.
August Deimel, Mary Jo Doktor, Terrence
Duvall,BlakeGregory,JustinNaylor,Anderson Tallent, Sonia Wisniewski, President Robert Abbott, Secretary Melissa Thomas, and Treac
surer Sam Spalding. Also attending the meetingwere Caroline Picard, LauraManion, Laura
Strache, Bobby Ramsey, Nicholas Whittier, and
Blakely Phillips.
Mr. Naylor presented a report on the additional funding the DC received this semester.
He reported that the St.John's Finance Committee increased, on a trial basis, the percentage
of the student activities fund that the DC receives from 25% to 35% each semester. This
increases the DC's budget by approximately
$2500.
M r.G ALg.E:Dein elpeHitei1teGct4/y,
budget request for $317.97, to be used to purchase a printer-scanner unit. Mr. Spalding ques-

tioned whetherthe Gtuffeyis achartered club. Since
the charter could not be found, it was agreed that
the Gadfly &gt;Vill re-submit its charter and then the
DC &gt;Vill vote on the budget request. :tv1.s. Blakely
Phillips presented The Collegj,an budget request
for $360.00, for both semesters. The budget request passed.
:tv1.s. Laura Manion presented the St.John's
Chorus budget request for $394.00 for the purchase of 50 copies of Handel's Messiah. Mr.
Spalding asked her why this semester's request
was so small compared to the request submitted
last semester. She explained that the Chorus
used photocopies of music during the first semester making expenses significantly less. Mr.
Duvall asked whether the Music Library could
fund part of the purchase, since the music would
be donated to the library. Ms. Manion informed
the DC that the Music Library's budget was already determined for this year and there would
be no room for an unexpected purchase. The
budget request passed.
The Senior Prank budget request for $3,500
was then presented by Ms. Caroline Picard. She
claimed th.at the cause of the increased budget

request for this year was that they were planning
some special events for Prank. Due to the traditionally secretive nature of Senior Prank, Ms.
Picard could not elaborate on specific expenses,
but she said that she would look into trimming
food expenses. Ms. Thomas asked about the
possibility of doing fundraisers for the event.
No conclusion was reached on that issue. The
budget request will be voted on at the end of the
meetingon Wednesday,January23.
Next Mr. Whittier presented theBilliards Club
budgetrequestfor$1,975.00. TheDChadmany
questions about individual budget items as well
as whether the DC should be responsible for the
items the Billiards Club is requesting. The budget request will be voted on at the next meeting.
Discussion then began concerning opening
dorms on Saturdays when students return from
breaks. Mr.Tallent offered to speak to Mr. Ranson
about the issue.
The meeting ended with Mr. Deimel's announcement that elections for Randall andPaca
will be held. :tv1.s. Doktor and Mr. Anderson will
be on the election board.

SCI Minutes

Another Apology
We, the production staff of theGadjly, failed
to add photo credits to the images in last week's
Gadfly. Therefore, we apologize profuslyto
Cecily lvlart:in (slighted by us for the third time)
and Br;mdon Bullock. In response to our repeated errors, the production staff has created
a final checklist that should ensure the quality
of the paper in the future.

~Ainutes

By Robert Abbott, '04
SCI Secretary

Present at last week's meeting of the
Student Committee on Instruction, held
Thursday 17,January 2002, were Sophomore Class Representative Mr. Neal
Turnquist, Junior Representatives Ms.
Maya Alapin and Ms. Mary Townsend,
Senior Representatives Ms. Megan Maxwell-Smith and Mr. Justin Naylor, SecreUrry Mr. Robert Abbott and Co-Chairs Mr.
Aaron MacLean and Ms. Laura Strache.
Also attending were numerous other polity members including Ms. Lisa RichCollege Librarian, and Mr. Robin
of the bookstore.
· entire SCI meeting was devoted
of the Library and its role in
community. Mr. MacLean posed the
"How do we use the library,
and how should it be used?"
conversation briefly touched on class
expanded to include the more
discussion of the library's other
such as a source for alternate transla-

tions, reference books, Loebs, secondary
sources, books recommended, or written
by tutors, and contemporary books.
Aside from its resources, the library is
also a place of study. Many students expressed concerns and complaints about
noise in the library and the general organization of the building, the latter seeming
a little unwieldy and impractical. After
some discussion of this matter Ms. Richmond suggested making the entire basement a silent study area, thereby taking
the most quiet place in the library, seeing
as it is away from the front desk, and making it more amenable to study.
The conversation again turned more
specifically to the resources of the library
and why people do not know about them.
The library staff is already acting on suggestions made earlier this year and the library was given a larger part in Febbie orientation. Ms. Richmond also suggested
sending informative letters to all the Freshmen at the beginning of the year and conducting an open house. To test the idea,
the Library will be holding an open house

this coming Wednesday and will be showing the short film, "Farewell Etaoin
Shrdlu: The Last Night of Hot Metal
Typesetting at the New York Times."
Towards the end of the discussion, talk
turned to specific things that could be
done, not only to make the library a better
resource and study area, but to make the
class copies section more helpful. A short,
verbal list was compiled of books that
should be kept readily available and in
quantity. At the end of the meeting Mr.
McLean thanked everyone for coming and
Ms. Richmond expressed her thanks to all
the students for participating so helpfully.
Through the SCI Minutes I will keep
the polity informed of any changes in the
discussion of the library and class copies.
I would like to thank everyone who participated in the forum and encourage them
to speak to one of the Library Committee's
Student Representatives, Ms. MayaAlapin
or myself, Robert Abbott, or, to Ms. Lisa
Richmond, College Librarian, if you have
further questions or concerns.

................... THE GADFLY .

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�The People Who Run Annapolis
By Michael Bridge, '03

Annapolis' city government came under new
control in the beginning of December. Ellen
O.MoyerwasswominonDecember3,2001,
as the city's first female Mayor. Newly drawn
voting districts led to the historic election of
three black Aldermen: Classie Hoyle, George
Kelley, and Cynthia Carter. This City Council
is also the first to be made up by a majority of
women. All of these events are nice to hear
about and sound good, but what are do these
people do?
Most of what they do happens in City Hall,
at 160 Duke of Gloucester Street. The building itself is appropriately Annapolitan with its
brick colonial exterior and other historical paraphernalia. Inside is a collection of straightfor·
ward and colorless bureaucratic hideouts. It is
an open place, staffed by a seemingly competent group.
On the second floor of City Hall there is
large room with tall ceilings done up like a set
for a bad revolutionary war movie. There is a
liberal amount of detailed wood trim and paneling painted in a decidedly un-hip shade of
blue to provide a backdrop to several large, dark

oil paintings.
This is the ultra
swank Council
Chamber, the
epicenter of
Annapolis politics.
The City
Council consists
of the Mayor, its
presiding officer, and eight
Aldermen. Collectivelythey are
responsible for
approving the
city's budget and
Ellen Moyer flashes her vote winning smile.
all legislation. The Council meets on the sec- to good use. Besides the obvious costs of
ond and fourth Monday of every month.
the departments listed above, some of this
As an example of the kind of work the money goes toward the bus system managed
CityCouncil
does; by the Department of Transportation. This
they recently settled a debate with the Naval system has somehow managed to win a few
Academy over the rate at which its sewage is awards in the last year. The Department of
taxed. The deal is that the Naval Academy, Public Works is responsible forthe impressive
which maintains 12.4 miles of its own pipes, displayofbureaucraticef:ficiencythatisthe West
will be charged $1.57 for each 1,000 gallons of Street construction project. A quick look at the
sewage. This particular issue was the subject city'swebsite, www.ci.annapolis.mdus, will give
of some debate during Mayor you a very timely update on the project's goals
Moyer's campaign.
from last July.
The Mayor is additionally
Along with these several departments there
responsible for managing the are 17 boards and commissions appointed by
city's administration. There the Mayor. These are assigned to several tasks
are several departments under and projects of the administration. Among
her control such as the Fire them is the Public Housing Board that manDepartment, Police Depart- ages 1100 units of housing, some of which
ment, Public Works, Trans- are located just behind Mellon Hall on St.
portation,Harbormaster, etc. John's Street. There is also the well-known
While most Johnnies are Historic Preservation Commission, working
aware of the quaint scale of hard to preserve the quiet and peaceful study
Annapolis, they may be sur- environment of our campus. This article
prised at the miniature scale of would not be complete without mentioning
its government. City Hall is the crucial Commission on Aging, which says
home to nearly all the major of itself " ...[the Commission] serves as an
departments of the city's Ad- advisory board to the City Council; studies matministration. There are ap- ters affecting the aged and makes recommenproximately 14 full time de- dations with regard thereto; and educates the
§' partmentheads, and 13 other publicregardingthesematters."
~ people making up their supTo find out about goings on at City Hall
E portingstaff. About28people visit their very informative website at
.g
~ manage the whole city.
www.ci.annapolis.md.us and look under Cal~
This small group of endar of Events. Forlots of excruciatingly
people is responsible for mak- detailed information about Mayor, City Couning sure that the city's rather cil, City Administration, and City Code, take a
large $55 million budget is put look under Information for Visitors.

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"Walkin' in a Wintry
Johnnieland"
By Joshua P. Suich, '05

The new generation mainstream Johnnie
mind has become somewhat streamlined in
the department of innocence. This is a natural reaction to exposure to such dense and
stimulatingyet challenging academic and philc:r
sophical material as found in the college's academic sources. Now I'm all for growing up
and facing the truth beyond youth, but let this
not be at a loss of wonder. A host of
Johnnies, including myself, regained this vision in a brief and shining moment of wonder which I will recall in my nurse-chasing days
ofIV's and bed pan blues, the heavens opened
their bounteous gates and blanketed the land
with a pure and glorious hoary glow. Yes, my
friends, I speak of SNOW!
For just one day I saw all sorts from the
most cerebral of intellectuals to the giddiest
of gimpy hippies frolic with adolescent innocence like an exuberant and carefree band of
recess play pals. Johnniedom beheld an almost life-like occupant of the Quad, crafted
with Pygmalion passion at the hands of "Jac
the Ripper" and the singular hand of "Hippie" Tom, amongst several, as well as the Titanic yet anatomically superior Ice Queen
crafted by the Freshman crew and their demagogue, Ian "Life's too short to drink cheap
booze ..." Morocnick.

Upon the horror and political strife which
quickly ensued I shall but briefly linger, for
while it was the best of times, it was the worst
of times when through stealthy espionage,
subtle undermining, and shadily motivated
terrorist acts ... ok, ok, Jac Dobbins had atestosterone moment and made a pile drive at
the freshman Mama Cass and then, led by
''Diomedes-rebom" Nathan Lande, the Freshmen retaliated in open yet provoked warfare.
This band of vigilantes proceeded to exact justice upon the fruit of Mr.
Dobbins ...um .. .labor.
On a slightly less "Lord of the Flies" level
of childishness, several Johnnies and Townies
were observed using everything from machine
crafted and purchased one man sleds to cafeteria trays and snow shovels to get some wicked
slope. A uniquely unbalanced few, however,
chose to bodily hurl themselves over the edge
and just let gravity have its way.
In short, I concede that perhaps the
snow brought out both sides of the child in
every Johnnie, but at least for one day we were
able to rediscover the vigor of our youth and
partake of a liberating and unifying retreat from
the winter social doldrums. In the sentiment
of Mr. Morocnick, I for one have no regrets
for seizing the snowball and squeezing out all
the lemonade I could shake a woman back
with.

Library Open House
Wednesday, January 23, 4-6 PM

Join the library staff for refreshments, digital facsimiles of early editions of program
works, and conversation at the Greenfield Library's Open House.
The library will also show the following short film: "Farewell Etaoin Shrdlu: The
Last Night of Hot Metal Typesetting at the New York Times"

Seen 1:
In a futile attempt to assert the currently
nominal (and enduringly fictitious) title of DC
Barbarian Overlord, Blake Kiltoff stormed the
meeting in his usual mode. Brandishing a
sword in blue towel scabarding and showing a
goofy yet desperately Freudian homed-cap, the
Mighty"el capitan" President Abbott, strong
to save, made short work of this misguided
cretin.Inhismercy,Master Abbottmerelydrove
off the slovenly rogue, overlooking the fact
that carrying a concealed weapon is a felony.
When asked for comment, Barbarian Kiltoff
simply muttered a Germanic rant about discrimination.

DanMalkielwalkingbackfromPacamen's
room clad in nothing but a shower curtain.
Mr. Malkiel insists that his towel was stolen
while taking a shower, and has accused Jeremy
Stryer of being the culprit Mr. Stryer arduously
denies the claim. Moreover, we at the Gadfly are
loath to believe Mr. Malkiel and therefore side
with Mr. Stryer on this issue.

If you have any questions about what services the library provides or have any
questions about the library in general, this would be a perfect time to meet the library
staff and get some answers.

Heard:

For those of you who may need a quiet place to read during this time, please be
advised that the library noise might not be conductive of studying.
We look forward to seeing you.

An eminent translator of Aristotle was recently in deep conversation with another tutor. Thistutoraskedthetranslator, "Joe, why
is there a monkey on the cover of your book?"
the eminent translator responded, ''I suppose
you will have to read the book and find out."

Cara Sabolcik
Reader Services Librarian

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Elvis Liv s!
Middle-Aged Women Swoon
By G. August Deimel, '04
Editor-in-Chief

A New Life

Normally, that
would be the end
The saga that follows is a classic part of
of the story. The
Johnnie lore that has never before been told.
King was dead,
It is a tale of controversy and heartfelt pasnever to be seen
sions. Some of the players are still here, some
again. What haphave moved on, and some have been forgotpened next will reten; their names lost to the sands of time.
main one of human history's great
For those of you who dare to doubt the
mysteries. It will be
greatness of Elvis Presley I say this: Talk to
a greater mystery
:Ms. Eva Brann. I, like you, was once a skeptic.
than the disappearIt took only20 minutes, yes 20 minutes brothance of Amelia
ers and sisters, and I too was a believer.
Earhart. It will be
Ms. Brann has an opinion on everything
a greater mystery
Elvis. His style? "It reeks of erotic ... um,
than how the Egyptian pyramids were built.
sex." His looks? "He's really very elegant to
Was it magic? Was it God?
look at." His voice? Elvis had "a voice like no
One day, an unsuspecting employee of the
other."
mailroom opened a drawer to find none other
In life, he was a phenomenon. To say that
than Elvis! He was alive and well! Heavenly
he was the voice of a generation would be trite
choirs rejoiced. His only major problem was
and inadequate. Elvis captivated a nation with
that he had been reconstituted not of 6 feet
a distinctive style that would, in the words of
of flesh and bone but 18 inches of velvet.
Ms. Brann, start "a musical tradition," comForever he was to remain locked in a single
bined with a personal panache that none of
pose, deeply emotional with a lone tear dribhis countless impersonators could ever hope
bling down his cheek. The unsuspecting emto capture.
ployee did not realize the cosmic significance
He was beloved by
of his find, and rethe women of our
turned Elvis to his
great nation. "Every
drawer.
well-constituted fe.
ll Every well-constituted
Trapped and unmale over the age of
female over the
of able to speak, Elvis lay
fifty is, per se, in love
rn
with Elvis," accord- fifty
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per se . in love with mauroom pnson.
ing to :Ms. Brann. No
Elvis," -Eva Brann
His presence was igwell-constituted fenored and few outmale over the age of
side the mailroom
SO with whom I have
knew of their close
yet spoken has disagreed.
proximity to The King. Then one day he beTragically, his life was all too short. Sucked
came known to employees of the bookstore
in and exploited by Hollywood, his tremenand the library. As the evil mailroom employdous talent began to be wasted on movies
ees refused to place Elvis on their wall so th::it
that were far beneath him. He feli into a pathe could enjoy fresh air and the company of
tern of drug and alcohol abuse. Elvis did not
his fellow man, the coalition of book lenders
have the self-understanding to know that his
and book peddlers rescued the velvet Elvis.
life was slipping away. All the while, the people
Once he was rescued, they agreed from that
around him said nothing. Commenting on
day hence that Elvis would be shared between
his untimely death, Ms. Brann declared that
the bookstore and the library. After spending
Elvis was "an American hero done-in by his
one year in the library, he would be moved to
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the bookstore. A year later he would be moved
back and the eternal cycle would continue.
The era of good feeling did not last. Once
the library moved to its current location in the
former Hall of Records, the library staff declared that they had found the perfect place for
Elvis and would never give it back. The bookstore st&lt;1if was dismayed.

The Ever Fa111ous and
Popular Bookstore Elvis
Enter Taylor Waters. At the tin1e, Ms. Waters served the college as its highly dedicated
assistant bookstore manager. She declared that
the bookstore must have its own incarnation
of the man with the pelvis that never quits. "I
mourned the loss of our velvet Elvis," she
recently told the Gadfly. One fateful winter
day, she found a replacement.
He stood proudly nearthe entryway of that
famed purveyor of fine food, Graul's. This
King was not made of flesh and bone nor
was he constituted of velvet. This time Elvis'
gyrating soul had been trapped in cardboard
and ink. Unfortunately, his prestige was not
what it once was. :Ms. Waters found him reduced to promoting Ray Ban sunglasses.
The plucky Ms. Waters knew she had to
save him. She discovered that the store
manager's name was Marty. Marty began receiving a postcard every week gently asking if
he would be so kind as to hand over Elvis ...or
else. The postcards featured a photo of the

man himself and a delectahle recipe for meat·
balls and bacon.
Marty relented and a legend was born. TI1e
cardboard Elvis was removed from Graul' s
and triumphantly placed in the SJC bookstore.
Elvis soon found himself clad in a sweater
with a pocket that displayed a copy of the seminar reading for the week However, his frail
cardboard skeleton was terribly battered in the
store. Two years ago, Elvis was moved to the
back room for safekeeping. Moreover, notes
bookstore manager Robin Dunn, "Elvis, being dead, can't be seen too much."
By all accounts, Elvis has led a good life
since coming to the bookstore. His social life
has gone swimmingly. Mr. Dunn and Elvis
only met for the first time in 1997 but Mr.
Dunn reports that Elvis has turned into a real
friend.
Since his death, Elvis has pursued many
goals he never could in his all too brief lifetime. Ms. Brann noted Elvis' lack of schooling with great sorrow. "He would have been
amenable to a real education ... he wanted to
be a good boy." In death, he has proven it by
spending his days in a bookstore. The Gadfly
is told that he has made the best of the opportunity. "He's the only Greek speaking Elvis
I know of," Mr. Dunn recently commented.
Other than his native land of America, Elvis
visited only two countries in his lifetime: Scot·
land and Germany. "Since he died he's been a
bit more adventurous," says Mr. Dunn. Accompanied by bookstore staff members, Elvis
has visited Peru, and the Bahamas. He has

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traveled by train, plane and automobile. He
has seen the tops of mountains and the depth
of caves.
Remarkably, no matter where he shows up,
the Gadfiy is told, "everybody recognizes Elvis."
One bus driver in Bermuda could not believe
his good fortune when Elvis showed up on
his bus. The driver insisted that Elvis sit up
front next to him. As they drove through the
streets ofBermuda, the driver honked his horn
and pointed to Elvis as if to say, "Look who I
have here!" Although the vice that destroyed
him once has all but gone away, he was seen
with a beer on the beach on that trip. One
drink shouldn't hurt, right? Isn't that what
we say every weekend?

"A Terrible Crime"
If you scour the library for Elvis today, you
will not find the original velvet Elvis. The spot
on the wall in the library's workroom that was
supposed to be the perfect home for Elvis is
now bare. All our inquiries as to where the velvet
Elvis might be have led to dead ends. Everyone
either tells us to talk to someone else or insists
they have no infonnation on his whereabouts.
Although there are still a few faint leads in this
investigation, our hopes are dim. There is every
possibility that the velvet Elvis, the miraculous
first reincarnation of Elvis, is gone forever.
It would be "a terrible crime" if that were
the case, according to alumni director Roberta
Gable who was involved in the velvet Elvis's
original timeshare agreement. Although few
Johnnies know it, Elvis is almost as historically connected with this institution as Barr
and Buchanan. If the velvet Elvis is truly gone,
it would diminish us all.
If anyone has any information that could
lead to the return of velvet Elvis, contact the
Gadfly or your local authorities.

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Sm kin
Pro ram
: By Elizabeth Laughlin, '05
: News Editor
Anyoneinterestedinquittingsmoking?Now,
: with the help of the Harrison Health Center,
: quittingmight bealittleeasier. TheAnneAmndel
: Health Department recently gave St.John's Col: lege a grant to fund a smoking cessation pro: gram for interested Johnnies. It is estimated that
: over one-half of the students at SJC smoke and
: this program may be an opportunity for those
: who want to quit to do so.
The program has three aspects to it that in: volve meeting one or two times per week with a
: peer counselor, using oral antidepressa.nts/nico• tine patches, and an opportunity to convey sto: riesforachancetowinacash prize. The Harrison
: Health Center is currently accepting applications
: for 2.Peer Counselor. Interested students should
: pick up an application in the lobby of the Health
: Center.
The nurses in the Health Center, Laura Sutton,
: Carolyn Buppert, and Nancy Calabrese, are ex• cited to get this program going and look for• ward to screening applications for the Counselor
: Position and also for interested parties vv:ho wish
: to quit smoking.

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Specials for tile Week
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Return Elvis!

: By Taylor Waters,

In recent months there has been a tiny but : Director of Student Activities
growing movement afoot to return cardboard
Elvis to the front of the bookstore. Why
should he come back? As always, :Ms. Brann
says it best: "He belongs there."
Many silently hold the belief that he should
be put on display once again. The Gadfiy hereby
calls upon those who have been silent on this
issue to begin speaking up. Let that son of
the south, that boy who always wanted to be
good, come forth from his hiding and take
back the place where he belongs. Let him receive the adoration of the masses as he was
meant to do. Elvis lives! Let us experience
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Tickets are available to see stage magicians
Penn &amp; Teller at the Lyric Opera House in
dowtownBaltimore. The van will depart from
the Carroll Barrister House at 6: 15 pm on Tuesday, January 29. To reserve a spot send $15 in
cash or a check (made out to St.John's College) to T. Waters/Student Activities through
campus mail.
The winner of the Student Activities Meal
Ticket must be announced ... Ms. Marjorie
Rathgeber, congratulations! You will dine at
Sean Donlon's compliments of Student Activities.

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Home at St.
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Elvis At Home and Abroad

Elvis Around
the World

Elvis enjoys a brew with his pal Robin in the Bahamas

Elvis with a genuine library employee at 1:24 pm.

Elvis. Man of the people. Even talks to Febbies.

Elvis evaluates the dorms in Fe.
Elvis boards his private jet.

Elvis in Peru

After delivering a stirring lecture, Elvis was surprisingly
unresponsive during question period.

Elvis takes a stand on the class copies issue.
All photos at home by G. August Deimel.

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Elvis wonders who this woman is that keeps following him everywhere.

No! Don't Jump!

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�"Greatest Love of
All" Happening
Inside Hustlers

KUVUt
By Rhonda Franklin, '04

The absurd became possible, the possible
became probable, and the probable was nearly
obtained. Could it be? Might there be a team
that could actually score more points, by way
of made shots {as opposed to another way),
than the Mighty Maenads, thus claiming a victory, glory, and the Heavens? Would it be possible for the puny, sin-ridden, wretched mustard-colored Furies to beat the powerful offense that is Mary ''I dominate the men's courts,
too" Cockey, and the tough defense of Gang
Green?
No, of course not. That would be silly. But,
boy oh boy, the Furies sure did try to accomplish the impossible Tuesday.
Caroline Picard and Blake Gregory led the
troops onto the court, having convinced
alumna and all-around good-natured lady
Talley Scroggs to come block shots, clog the
middle, and put up a million short jumperssomeonewas needed to stand up to The Force.
Johanna Thrall, not intimidated by anything,
looked at the other four girls, some who
straggled in at the last minute, and despite the
late arrival of essay-writin' co-captain Kate Cox
shouted with a thunderous voice, "Get 'em!"
The whole team then proceeded to head-butt
the defenseless Furies to unconsciousness,
bringing forth loud objections from the
MCWA, shrill whistle-blowing by Mr. Pickens,
and, "W1Jatever," from referee Randy Pennell.
The start of the game was postponed for at
least ten minutes, during which time Campus
Security's Riot TaskForcerestoredorder. After
the blood was mopped from the floor and
referee Bobby Ramsey was taken to the hospital with a burst pancreas, the Maenads sang
their theme song, andMary Cockey won the
jump.
(Disclaimer: None of this happened, except for Marywinningthe jump.And Talley.
And the theme song. And the burst pancreas.
End Disclaimer.)
A few certain team captains of the other
sex {you know who you are) once commented
to me that women's basketball could be described simply as, "Fast break with missed layup, after break with another missed lay-up."
Now, if these persons were telling the truth,
this would be a sad fact indeed. Could it be
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take it seriously, much more seriously than the
Druid or Spartan standings ... but perhaps, as
you {you know who are are) have pointed out,
therein lies the joke, that we take ourselves
seriously. Oh well, let it be at my expense.
Anyway, mvm basketball is not boring, and
while most of us do miss our lay-ups, there is
more going on in that, I'm almost positive.
In fact, one person was heard to remark after
Tuesday's game, "That was the most exciting
game, ever." I've learned not to argue with absolutes. My suggestion to our critics is that
they go down to Johnson's, get fitted for their
blazer, grab their Old Navy "That 70s Show"
Sweat Suits and come with the rest of the
MCWA to ask in anticipation and suspense,
"Will she make the lay-up this time?" It's fun.
With that said, Tuesday's notables: Ms.
Cockey dominated, as usual. Now, understand,
it is not Mary's fault that she is good and the
rest of us stink like rotten fish. I certainly place
no blame on her for her graceful shooting,
solid defense, and outstanding rebounding.
She is benevolent to us all and is a joy to play
with. Who can blame her for what comes naturally, for what is enviable-fourteen points, on
a slow day? {And, as we are all aware, this is a
hefty amount consideringmvm basketball.)
She is perhaps the only reason the Maenads
are virtually undefeatable, which means that
she must travel out-of-doors always with three
bodyguards to prevent a random Tonya
Harding from attemptingto breakher bones.
Emily Strickland was tough on the boards
for the 'Nads, pulling down rebounds left and
right, as well as racking up seven points. Laura
Mangum played solid defense and, with her
strong screens on the defense, allowed Mary
to make many shots from the right-hand side.
Johanna Thrall put up seven; Kate Cox {when
she finally arrived) played solidly at forward.
Quinby Owen's little sister Lois played guard
and even put a few points against the big, bad,
college girls.
Blake Gregory carried the ball down the
court with the athletic prowess she is known
around the world for, and, when Talley left
the Furies to their own devices at the half, took
over at center, and rang in nine points. Caroline
Picard and Talley Scroggs put up six each,
Evelyn-Anne Johnson, Julia Strickler and
Kathryn Gwaltney directed the offense at
guard, and Charlene Taylor-Burns showed

some "California, dude!" spirit and kickboxed
her way to numerous rebounds.
The unstoppable, magical Maenads maintained a large lead until the last two minutes
of regulated play, when the Furies, sans Talley,
all of a sudden decided that it would be fun to
try and catch up. Considering the Maenads unbeaten record, the hesitating, polite "No, you
shoot" "No, I insist, you take the shot" "Oh,
really, please do, ladies first!" attitude of play
most Kuvm adopt simply would not work
against the team that blows away everyone.
Therefore, play suddenly got aggressive on the
Furies side. The Maenads lacked subs and had
trouble keeping up with the never-too-late
Furies resurgence. Caroline snatched goodness
knows how many steals in those last two minutes, dishing the ball to Blake who expertly
weaved in and out of the dazed, bewildered
Green Sleeves to rain down the points. She
then performed a triple axel-double axel combination that the Americans scored "6.0" but
the Germans and the Russians scored "5.6",
forgetting that Iron Curtain biases are not polite. Caroline rained in a few, as did Yours Troly,
and brought the score within four before time,
as is apt to do, ran out. Maenads leave the
Temple with yet another win, 32-28.
Oh well. The victory, themagicalEden, was
not obtained. But, hope has been born. We
have been shaken, but not destroyed. Now
there is a hope that the Maenads will be conquered, bysomebody,anyoody.Notthatihave
anything against the Maenads, after all, I was
one of them until this last week. But, you all·
know what I mean.We love each other,
deep down all want a win, because we are
ous. Really. Go mvcx.t!
P .S. Megan Maxwell-Smith duly noted
last week's coverage of the Furies-Ny
game that I "started classes." This state
is true. If anyone is interested in assisti
Kt.Nat basketball coverage, please, please, p
say something to Gadfly Editor-in-Chief
Deimel or myself. You don't have to
woman, nor do you have to know an
about basketball.You may write the arti
meter, free verse, or prose. If no one
teers, alas, coverage will be limited (to
games, no doubt), which will makethe
at large very sad, indeed. So cover us,

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By Jon Cooper, '02
Sports Editor

What is wine before it is given time to
appreciate? Common grape juice, and nothing more. What are Chuck Taylor's before
they are broken in? Lame clown shoes. And
who wears unfaded jeans in public these
days? Nobody, that's who. Therefore, it
only makes sense that the story of the Hustlers' final football game this season be postponed until its intensity and newness subside, as with aftershave. Only after the sting
of the alcohol dissipates do you notice the
masculine scent that stays with you all day
long. So rather than report to you a chronicle
of events, I would rather tell you a tale of
lore. Hence the January appearence of an
event that took place in November. This
grune was a classic... and it should be treated
as such.
As halftime of the football championShip began four weeks ago, the Hustlers gathtogether for a talk, holding on to a 16lead over the Druids. Under normal cirstances, the conversation would have
about keeping the momentum, focusn defensive tasks, and bearing in mind
thirty plays is a long way from finished.
ever, on this cool November day, dimg with each passing minute, it seemed
the elements reflected the spirit and the
ces of this team. The conversation was
and seemingly half-hearted. Alumn Emery- who couldn't cut it back
England, it seems - had just arand was sure to boost the Druids on
and defense. In addition, John
the Hustlers' quarterback and key
in both the six-game winning streak
propelled them to this game and
ouchdown lead they currently held
been injured and was unable to
the second half. Marshaling their
ains Louis Kovacs and Jonathan
their best to bring hope to what
·smal situation. Said Kovacs of
on later: "We told them all about

Johnny [Kovacik]'s injury, and I just watched
as 11 pairs of eyes looked at the ground and
didn't expect to win. For a minute or two
there was nothing for Coop or I to say. But
then, in a way that's hardly explicable, I felt
like this was a key moment for us. I looked
at the faces of our boys: Ian [King], Dwight
[Knoll], ThisN' That Uoseph Toenjes and
Joseph Ferrara], and the rest of the guys,
and I remembered that these were the boys
who'd been here from the start. We had
never won without John, and here was our
chance to show that we weren't a team with
a champion ... we were a championship
team." Who could have expected the usually taciturn Mr. Kovacs to become such a
windbag when the newspaper came to see
him? Well, that'sfameforyou.
The Hustlers, breaking from their huddle
and stepping on to the gridiron for one last
dance with the devil, began to believe. They
believed they could embrace their identity as
a team whose sum was far, far greater than
any one of its components, league MVP or
not. {As it turns out, Kovacik was rightly
given the honor of Most Valuable Player at
the end of the season.) They believed this
was not a moment to lament what almost
was, but to rejoice in their role in what would
be. Most importantly, they began to believe
that the Children are the Future. No champions have ever believed otherwise. With
visions of small tykes decked out in babysized Hustler pajamas {with feet) dancing in
their head, the Hustlers took to the field
ready to receive the kickoff. Emery's delivery came to Kovacs, who pushed up the field
before dishing to Bobby Ramsey. Ramsey's
pass to the sideline was intercepted by Andrew Ranson, killing what would have become a decent kick return, and just about
breaking the spirit of every Hustler on back
campus.
If the second half began so inauspiciously
for the Hustlers, the first half was the exact
opposite. After stopping a Druid drive that
got down to the goal line, the Hustlers used
Kovacik and Kovacs to slip and slide down
the field on their first possession. After a particularly effective run, Kovacs passed to

Ramsey, who made the heads-up dish to Cooper for the game's first touchdown, the final
of Cooper's admirable career. Kovacik passed
to end-zone receptionist and two-point specialist Kabe Erkenbrack for the deuce, bringing the score to 8-0. The Hustlers stopped the
Druids again on their next possession, going
to the twenty in three plays before throwing
two incomplete passes to Steve Travis on
fourth and fifth down. On the Hustlers' next
series, they took only three plays to score, when
Ramsey took an option from Kovacik and
passed to Joe Ferrara for the touchdown.
Kovacik scrambled into the end zone for the
conversion on the next play, and the score was
16-0, Hustlers. The Druids, came close to scoring on their final possession of the half when
Cooper tipped a pass from Ray Sears away
from Ranson in the end zone, the final defensive breakup of his illustrious career. Half
time dawned with the Hustlers riding high,
but a lot changed for the Hustlers during those
five minutes.
With the interception on the kickoff, the
Hustlers would have to shut the potent Druid
offense down a fourth consecutive time, in
their own territory. After Michael Malone's
15-yard run on second down, Sears hit a wide
open Jack Dobbyn in the left corner of the
end zone for the touchdown on fifth down.
Ranson cut back up the middle forthe conversion, and cut the lead in half, 16-8. Receiving
the ball, the Druids marched down the field
to the five-yard line and decided to let Emery
take a shot at a 10-yard field goal attempt.
Emery converted, and the Hustlers were forced
to kick off again, up 16-11. Malone ran the
kickoff back across midfield, giving the Druids excellent field position to start the fourth
quarter. Sears passed to an uncovered Travis
on first down, who had broken away from his
defender. Chargingfortheendzone, Travis
was nearly across the goal line when Nate
Sheely, who had come charging back into the
play after allowing Travis to make the reception, stripped him of the ball. Cooper recovered the fumble and ran it back to the twenty,
the final fumble recovery of his successagainst-all-odds career. Ramsey, now called to
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early September, lead the team on a sixty-yard
march in four plays, giving the Hustlers a chance
to go up by 11 on fifth down. Ramsey's pass to
Cooper in the end wne was tipped by Travis
and fell into the hands of a diving Ray Sears for
atouchback.
The teams lined up on the twenty, and Emery shot past five would-be tacklers to midfield
before dishing to Dobbyn, who streaked all the
way to the touchdown and the 17-16 lead. Randy
Pennell held on to Sears's conversion pass, bumping the lead up to 19-16 with just seven plays left.
The Hustlers got the kickoff to the twenty, and
two consecutive penalties on the Druids moved
them to their own 40-yard line. Sean McLain's
pass to Knoll on fourth down brought the
Hustlers within field-goal range, but a pass into
theendzoneonfifth down was broken up. With
one play left in the game, the Druids took over ;:ind per football rules - were forced to make it to
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The Druids called a huddle, hoping to break out
ofit immediately and catch the Hustlers unaware.
Mr. Pickens, though, held the ball until the Druids came out of the huddle, and forced to come
up with something on the spot, they were unable to make the necessary yardage. The Hustlers
took over, given one more play to win. One
more chance to play like gods, unafraid to lose,
but willing to submit themselves to a life of
mediocrity if given only this one moment of
glory. The Hustlers huddled, deciding that the
options to Cooper and Kovacs were safest.
Ramsey called for the snap from King, and
Erkenbrack sprinted to the right corner of the
end wne. Ferrara moved to the five-yard line
and turned back towards Ramsey. The quarterback fired and Ferrara turned upfield with the
ball. With the Druids closing in around him,
Ferrara pushed the ball forward to Erkenbrack.
Erkenbrack dove, laid out his hands for the ball,
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gameended22-19. Afresh-facedAlan Carlson
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only thirteen of us. Inever played football again.
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                    <text>ADFLY
1he St John~ College Student Weekly
Volume XXIII, Issue 18

Annapolis, Maryland
January 29, 2002

The Great Gatsby
Ms. Eva Brann Reports on One of the Gl's Favorite Works

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Production Managers
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Production Assistant
Jeff Armel
Section Editors
News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports: Jon Cooper

Contributing to this Issue
Ms. EvaBrann, Tutor
Michael Malone
Joseph Method
JoshuaSuich
Johanna Thrall
Isaac Weiner
Nicholas Whittier

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Fotmded in 1980, the Gadfly is the student weekly
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and
staff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors
emeriti, members of the Board of Visitors and
Governors, and the offices at the St.John's Santa
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
the sole responsibility of the author(s). The Gadfly reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit
submissions in any way necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought-pro- :
voking newspaper which circumstances at St. :
John's permit.
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chance of being published than those longer than
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
grammar, ptmctuation, and spelling in most cases.
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Eversinceweretumed&amp;om ourwinter break,
anewmoodhasprevailedonourcampus. Students seem less interestedin their work The zeal
for learning is less present. More people are cuttingclasses. When theydoshowup, the discussions have been less passionate. Fewer of us convey a feeling of true joy. Even the revelries of the
weekend seem less satisfying.
At first this seemed to be an isolated phenomenon. The past week has shown this is not
thecase.
Nilmerous conversations overheard between
members of all classes and social groups have
revolvedaroundthisverytopic.On Wednesday,
a tutor walked into his music class and asked if
there was a feeling of malaise on campus. Not
one person denied that there was.
What is the cause of this malaise? It is difficulttosay.C.Oulditbetheweather?Wmtertends
to breed solemn moods and incites depression.
Yetitissunnyandunseasonablywarm. To blame
the weather would be ungrateful. C.Ould it be
that the imminent annual essays are weighing
on our minds? Possibly, buttheseniorsareneady
finished and everyone else has weeks before their
papers become of concern.
The truth probably lies somewhere in the
middle of these and numerous other factors.
Everyone probably has his own reasons forfeelingdown.
Whatever the reason, we cannot keep on like
this. There is too much to be done and there are
too many good people in this place that deserve
better than to remain disheartened.
Someone suggested throwing a beautiful, extravagant party. A "Celebration ofLife" she called
it. Through neglect and forgetfulness it never
happened. Maybeitwouldnothavehelped, but
it would have been quite something to see.
Theanswertoourwoesmay lie in celebration
or it may lie somewhere else. Whatever it is, find
it. It is worth seeking out.

Did You Know?
BythelawcodeofMaryland,
That's your state and mine
Blasphemy is seen as crude and unkind
But one grand and six months is all that's assigned
By MarylandStateLawadultery's a crime
But only incurs you a ten-dollar fme

By Melissa Thomas, '04
DC Secretary

Present at the meeting of the Delegate
Council, held Wednesday, January 23, 2002,
were Martin Anderson, Steven Clark, John
C.Ottrell, G. August Deimel, Mary Jo Doktor,
TerrenceDuvall,BlakeGregory,JohnHorton,
Justin Naylor, Anderson Tallent, Sonia
Wisniewski, President Robert Abbott, Secretary Melissa Thomas, Treasurer Sam Spalding,
and numerous visitors.
President Abbott informed the DC of a proposal by Ms. Kelly McCullum to have an experimental seminar in preceptorial format. The issue was then passed to the SCI, as it seemed to
fall into their area of interest.
Mr. Tallent then led a brief discussion about
the quality of services provided by Computer
Services. Mr. Naylor mentioned that anew Director of Computer Services has been hired and
that this would be a good time to present any
suggestions for improvement. Mr. Tallent said
he would contact the new director.
Mr. G. Au~ Deimel presented the Gadfly
charter. Revisions were suggested and will be
voted on next week. The budget request for
$317.97, to be used to purchase a printer-scanner
unit, was discussed again. Mr. Spalding asked
about obtaining money from the administration for the purchase. Mr. Deimelexplained that
the administration has already purchased a computer forthe office and Mr. Billups is hesitant to
makeanotherlargepurchasefortheGadfly.
Mr.Juskevich presented the charter for anew
club"Action America" He explained the purpose of the club to the DC. He said that Ms.
Brann had suggested that St. John's students
need a place for discussion and action in response
to current events. Mr. Juskevich said he would
like to discuss current political issues with other
young people, perhaps by means of asmall publication of essays. Delegates made suggestions
forrevisionstohischarterthatwouldmakehis
purpose clearer. His revised charter will be presented and voted on at a future meeting.
The next agendaitem was the SCI appointments. Ms. Elizabeth Laughlin and Mr. :Mark
Marklngam were chosen to be freshmen SCI'
representatives. Ms. Jill Delston was chosen
fill the sophomore position.
The items discussed at this meeting will
voted on at alater date.

By Joshua Suich, '05

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A Febbie' s First Week Experience

A Mood of Melancholy

Editor-in-Chief
G. August Deimel

DC Minutes

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in the dining hall,
thinking that I will
finish understandI have been here before, but nothing is fa- ing these people
miliar now, not even myself. The things that I before I try meetbrought with me have never been arranged like ing anyone else, althis before. Their background has changed, and though, as one
I do not recognize my own possessions. Some who loves people
of them are new; I brought a printer, and I and loves to talk to
used it here for the first time. My clothes are them, it is hard to
being worn forthe second, the third time. But resist going up to
as I wear them they do not become more like each person and
me, because I am changing. What I call my own finding out about
is in limbo, in purgatory, waiting for my iden- them.
This is the largtity to brand it. But the identity is still forming.
est small school I
Not long ago and for a long time I surrounded myself with myself, imprinting my- have ever set eyes
Isaac Weiner, febbie
self onto the place in which I lived, expanding upon. I can see evThen someone drops out of the class, and it
my mind to the point where it encapsulated eryone, but who are they? The febbies are bemy whole world. I read books, I wrote, I asso- hind in the readings, but more significantly we feels again as if something has been ripped away.
ciated with people; but I lived a familiar life. I are behindin the community. Reading a book Who, or what, do I really know? I can look at
bought the books ahead of time, getting to is like meeting a person. Currently I fmd my- these people over and over again, but I cannot
know them before beginningthem. I talked to self undergoing a process similar to reading a predict them. I can go away and be alone and see
people whom I knew well. I recognized the single page from a book, moving on to an- what can be scraped together of the identity that
things I wrote; they emerged from me, and other book and reading another single page, I had before coming here, but when I do I find
remained a part of me, even when I completed and then repeating for an entire day, finishing that it has been undeniably affected.
nothing.
At the same time I feel special, but not indithem. I thought I knew myself.
And as for the people! encounter, whom are vidually special. I meet the instruction commitAt first St.John's was a place, a college, a
campus. It was something approached, ex- they meeting? I am unconsciously adopting the tee, I have dinner with the tutors and the assisplored, something that I would alter while re- behavior, the mannerisms, the words of the tant dean, I find out that there is fund set aside
maining untouched, always separate, remain- people whom I meet, becoming like them and entirely forthe febbies during the summer, but
ingwithin a dearly defined self. Then, suddenly, then changing when they change, if they are in none of these are my individual experiences. And
what contained me was tom away and a flood fact changing. I say the same things about my- when I do have such experiences they are unfail. f~ame rushing in of eclectic humanity, contra- self over and over again and receive different re- ingly communicated to the otherfebbies, as if I
dictory and consistent, of constant faces and sponses. When I am in my room I don'tfeellike am afraid of being part of no group at all, of
rds and events, chaotically juxtaposed at first a whole person; I feel like a shared person, divid- beingseveredfromtheonlythingthatis,ifonly
then sorting itself all out while washing ing a single psyche with my roommate. Maybe slightly, familiar.
What I realize from this is that such an expewhat remained of the shield around my hedoesn'tfeelthatway.Butsimilarly,thesmall
·ousness, exposing a character that soon group of febbies, when studying, cannot choose rience- being thrown into an already established
, and is still growing, increasingly protean. from a hundred people for partners.Unlike the campus, wheremyownidentitygi.veswayin the
ew that people saw part of me and as- regular freshman, we have only each other. We face of a plethora of new ideas and people and
ed the rest, as I did with other people who see each other over and over again, in class or out personalities- leads me to grasp for something I
ed to change and then change again, in of it, and slowly recognition begins. I feel my- can recognize, in myself or in others, that will
first minute in which I interacted with self no longer being simply Isaac, but Isaac of help me to connect this new life to my old one. I
in the first hour, in the first week; sud- the Febbies; I am not an individual, but part of finditintheotherfebbies,eventhosemostunlike
everyone I thought I understood became a very small unit that works and sleeps and eats myself. Although I did not know any of them
as one, and where once I was entirely myself, before coming here, they are all going through
t. No one was familiar.
ple come up to the febbies and ask ques- alone and surrounded by open space, by an open the same process that I am going through, atintroducing themselves, exchanging sky that might as well have been an extension of tendingthe same classes and events, meeting the
and hometowns and remembering not my mind, here I am part of a conglomerate of same people. It is in this that I find kinship with
es or the hometowns but the way other minds. We are all in this together. It is in them. Wearethefebbies. Fortherestofour
e said, the tone of voice, the person's this together.
lives, we are the febbies.
am sitting solely with the other febbies
By Isaac Weiner, '05
Febbie

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�Ed Komara: The
Alt rnative to the Hist ry
of Sci nc
By Roberta Gable, Director of Alumni
Two paths diverged in a yellow wood, and
Ed Komara A'88 decided to study music
librarianship instead of the history of science.
Both fields have a lot to recommend them, of
course, so you have to wonder what tips the
scales in a situation like that.
Turns out it was the vision of graduate
school to come. Komara figured that he had a
bunch of catching up to do, one way or the
other, and he preferred the image of catching
up in music to the image of catching up in the
calculus.
With help and advice from :Mrs. Allanbrook
(who used to be a tutor here and is now the
Musicology Goddess at Berkeley) and Mr. Verdi,
his sophomore music tutor, Komara got into
the music librarianship program at SUNY Buffalo. Now, the art of the music librarian has
two natures, and so, in order to pursue it, the
aspiring music librarian at SUNY Buffalo must
complete two degrees: an11LS (Master of Library Science) from the School of Information
and Library Science, and an MA in some area
of music scholarship-Komara chose music
history.
Fortified by a relaxing one-week break after
graduation here (which he frittered away by
moving twice), Komara began his stint in the
dual-degree lifestyle. As we have so often seen,
everyone who goes to graduate school after St.
John's, and especially he who goes to graduate
school immediately after St.John's, has an experience of, shall we say, contrast. Some speak
of the difference with rancor, excoriating their
new alma mater for being so unlike the old;
some complain of difficulty in adjusting to
the stuff-it-in, cough-it-up cycle of learning;
some despise the single-mindedness of their
new colleagues. Komara, however, while still
respecting and celebrating the St. John's way,
puts the culture shift in the best possible light:
"It was refreshing," he says, "to be able to ask
a question of a professor and get an answer
back"
And what about those new classmates?
While there were a bunch of people in the li-

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brary science program, and a somewhat smaller both a gargely classical) music librarian, but also
(though substantial) bunch in the musicology in charge of the blues archive. Aha! The perdepartment, there were only two other people fect position! He wrote a killer cover letter for
in the 11LSIMA music librarianship discipline his resume, pointing out the ways in which his
with Komara. And both of them came from experience filled their requirements, and sure
a background quite unlike his-they were per- enough, they recognized the virtue of his arformers, with conservatory training. It worked gument, and offered him the job.
out well for all three of them: they were able to
He started in January 93, and hoo-ee! Talk
help him with music theory, andhe was able to about your culture shock. You might think
help them with the context for music history.
that it was the natural reaction of a northern
The brunt ofKomara's education at SUNY boy adjusting to Faulknerian small-town
in music was about classical music-a typical southern living in Oxford, Mississippi; but it
required course was "Medieval and Renaissance was actually the politics, not the lifestyle, that
Notation," which required transcribing vol- stood his hair on end. He was used to the kind
umes of music by hand-but he wrote his of funding education got in liberal states, but
master's thesis on Charlie Parker. This went in the conservative south, in a state "run by
back to his roots in upstate New York, that land barons and factory owners," things were
different.
hotbed of Mississippi jazz.
Well, it was news to me, too. But Komara
However, the job was very cool. On the
explained that Chicago was not the only desti- music library side, he was in charge of the
nation for the migration that brought the blues whole shootin' match, from circulation and
to the north. As it happened, a line of the reference to conducting research and publishrailroadendedinRochester NY, and in nearby ing; on the blues archive side, he was responGeneva (where Komara grew up) a substantial sible for the only academic collection of blues
black population, with strong representation in the world, including 14,000 books, 700 magafrom Mississippi, flourished. (Son House, for zine titles, and 30,000 sound recordings. Anyexample, whom Komara calls "the great-grand- one doing research on the blues, especially on
father of the blues" recorded in Rochester.)
southern blues, has to make a pilgrimage to
Komara graduated with his two degrees Oxford.
from SUNY in 1991, and couldn't find a fullAnd if they have any sense, they'll talk with
time job to save his life. He came back to An- Komara. He has become a major Mississippi
napolis and followed up on a graduate school blues authority, lecturing at conferences and
assignment: when he had received an assign- symposia, and publishing all kinds of stuff.
ment to work with a contemporary classical His first book was a discography, The Dial
composer to compile a list of works and pre- Recordings ofCharlie Parker. Afrerthat he
mieres, one of his classmates said to Komara,. edited Chasing That Devil Music, an anthol~
"Isn't Douglas Allanbrook at St.John's? Can ogy of the writings of Gayle Dean Wardlow,
you work on his music?" The resulting cata- "the' dean' of Mississippi blues research." And
logue turned out well enough that in '91 Mr. recently he completed The Road to Robert
Allanbrook invited him to organize his papers Johnson, a book about the 1930's delta blues
and manuscripts, including sketches and dt afts, guitarist. Coming up soon are several essays in
for deposit at the college library.
the book accompanying a seven CD box
Then Komara worked at this and tbt, part- the music of Mississippi bluesman Charlie
time, freelance, odd jobs, odder jobs, "paying Patton. And he is co-editing a blues encydopec
the rent and wondering about the future." At dia.
Last year, finally, he actually taught a course.
last, in mid-92, he saw an ad for a job at the
University of Mississippi, for someone to be His appointment as music librarian is

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cally as an assistant professor, but he had not
had the opportunity to teach before. So he got
the Big Call, and offered a course on the Mississippi blues, with the aim of enabling the
discussion of music history by non-music
majors. His course included a) galloping
through the history at the pace of about a decade a week; b) having the students map the
state of Mississippi with the major blues sites;
c) dwelling on the nature of improvisation,
both in lyrical wordplay and musical concepts;
and d) covering the nature of the music itself,
including the instruments, melody, harmony,
and the difference between twelve measure
blues and eight measure blues.
The course was a blast, and the job is great.
But he's outta there. Four factors contributed
to his decision to leave: he misses his family,
all still back in New York; he's famous but not
rich, because of the non-prioritization of education in Mississippi; he wants to continue
research in contemporary classics; andhe wants
to de-specialize, and get back in the swing of
music in general. He's kept his eye out for the
next perfect job, and recently found it back in
NewYorkatSUNYPotsdam,wherehewillbe
both the music librarian, charged with building up the jazz collection (the school recently
added a jazz minor), and an associate professor, teaching, to begin with, a course on blues
and a course on music bibliography.
I asked Komara about his advice for the
up-and-coming St. John's graduate. Two
things:
A. After four years at St.John's and then
ten straight semesters of graduate school (as a
library graduate student, he didn't get the opportunity to take summers off), he was exhausted. He recommends that, unless you' re
really impatient, really hungry for it, and really
ready for it, you consider postponing graduate
for a year. However, if you're impatient, hungry, and ready, go for it!
B. If you' re interested in reading the classics
of music history, start with these books:
Anton Webern The Path to the New Music

1962}
Oliver Strunk Source Readings in Music His1998}
Counterpoint: The PolyStyle of the Sixteenth Century

The Story of the Blues {1968}
have it. You could, of course,
µdy the history of science instead.

:Billiards at St. John's
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At the beginning of the current academic
year the St.John's Pool Room (Humphrey's
Common Room) was in a state of disarray
and disrepair. The handful of individuals who
had enough interest in the ever-popular leisure
activity continued to use the poor excuse for a
pool table and the equally miserable supplies
that furnished the room. A further descripti on of the room's status would most likely
inform you of the stained and near death furniture, a ceiling with as many punctures in it as
there are stars in the sky, walls so badly in need
of paint that one couldn't ascertain the last
color that they displayed, and two small stereos (neither of which are fully functional). To
the currently acting members of the St.John's
Pool Club, this was an unacceptable state of
affairs and not long after the start of the fall
term steps were taken to start the formation
of an all-new St.John's game room.
Prior to the reworking of the former club
charter, billiards enthusiasts on campus worked
closely with Mrs. Kronsberg (former Assistant
Dean), Mr. Ranson (Director of Student Services), Mr.Billups (Treasurer), andMs. Waters
(Senior Resident for Student Activities) to
make the necessary improvements to the Pool
Room. These individuals were gracious
enough to grant dedicated students the funds
to purchase a slew of new supplies and several
pieces of furniture. A new coat of paint for
the room and a new organizational system for
accessing the Pool Room were also acquired.
New cues, darts, a dartboard, a bridge and
other essential
items now brightened the disconcerted spirits of
the students who
were seeking to
bringtheroom to
a worthwhile state
of existence.
These students,
now members of
the current St.
John'sPoolClub
(a necessary title
required as a part
of the new organization of the
key system, ex-

ecuted with the assistance of the Delegate
Council) remained content for the rest of the
fall term, but thoughts of improvement still
painstakingly riddled their minds.
Currently the St. John's Pool Club is in
the process of moving their home base from
the basement of Humphreys to the
Campbell Common Room. Though they
are apologetic toward any inconveniences
this may cause, architecturally this allows for
the Pool Club to acquire foosball and bubble
hockey tables to add two more options for
leisure time stimulation. Also offered by
this move is a money saving offer that will
allow the Pool Club to resurface the pool
table for an outstandingly affordable price.
The big-screen television currently in
Campbell Common Room will be moving
to Humphreys, the Pool Club is sorry to
admit. However, funds from the Delegate
Council permitting, the Pool Club plans to
get a smaller television to take its place for
any sports fans who enjoy watching events
while taking advantage of everything the
new St. John's Pool Room has to offer.
With the assistance of the interested student body, the Pool Club hopes to continue
to offer better (and better quality) leisure
activities, after all, what college campus is
complete without foosball and bubble
hockey?
"No college campus is complete without
foosball and bubble hockey."
-St. John's Pool Club

....... THE GADFLY .

5

�COVER STORY

· · .. · · · · · ·

Th Gr at Gatsby
th
By Ms. Eva Brann, Tutor

This is a report from the realm of the
Graduate Institute. One of the charms of
teaching in its literature segment is that the
tutor gets to choose a short work of prose
to top off the class. I picked Scott
Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby. Why? Because
I recalled it as a novel that induced in me a
kind of transport of sympathetic warmth
for its hero.Jay Gatsby reminded me of certain flamboyantly untamed students whose
punishment for impermissible high jinks I
sternly confirmed in the dean's office while
in my heart I loved their spirited transgress10ns.
What I had forgotten and what our class
conversations reminded me of was how fine
a work of art this novel is, how neat yet
natural the plotting, how concisely elegant
the language, how well envisioned the psychic depth of Youth Incarnate.
This little essay is a memorandum of
things said or intimated in the lively and
discerning tutorial discussions. Perhaps we
overdid it a little by way of extracting meanings-but not much. For works of high art
have about them a penumbra of serendipitous significance that a band of friendly readers has every right to articulate and to impute to the author's genius.
For my part, I came away thinking that
Gatsby was a book worthy of the senior seminar, but th;:it it would probably not achieve
a permanent place there. For it belongs to
that large yet blessedly finite class of justabout-great books that populate the land
of literature so as to make it a daily world to
live in.Were the republic of letters inhabited only sparsely by those grave and demanding classics, no person of middling life
force could dwell there continuously, and
were it totally overrun by that readable
rabble, the "lovely book to curl up with,"
nobody of limited taste for easy gratification could live there for long either. It is the
Gatsbys that make literature a livable realm:
the trouble-and the glory-is that they
come not in hundreds but in thousands.

Gradu te lnstitut
Anyway, as always in good classes, we
raised more questions than we settled. And
among the first was one set off by
Fitzgerald's hilariously elegant imitation of
the "Catalogue of Ships" in the second book
of the Iliad. In the fourth chapter of Gatsby
the narrator, Nick Carraway, writes down on
a Long Island Railway timetable for 1922
the names of the company that accepted Jay
Gatsby's lavish and indiscriminate hospitality in his mansion at the tip of West Egg,
Long Island, New York. "Of the Boeotians
Peneleus and Le"itus were captains," begins
Homer, " ... these were they that dwell in
H yria and rocky Aulis;" and he ends 266 lines
later: "These were the leaders of the Danaans
and their lords."
"From East Egg, then, came the Chester
Beckers and the Leaches," Fitzgerald starts,
and finishes two pages later: "All th'e'se
p~opYe came~ G-;:tsby's house tii'e sum1-ri(;r," a lovely trochaic tetrameter with a
Homeric cadence. As it happens, these East
Egg Irish make wonderful heroic feet, perr
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rect dactyls: Benny Mc I Clenahan, Horace

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Why this Homeric reminiscence?, we
asked ourselves. Clearly this company collects around a hero: the Great Gatsby is an
Achilles, the American Achilles.Jay Gatsby
is about Achilles' age, maybe a little younger,
being thirty-one or two-as was Alexander,
who died at thirty-three, and Jesus, who
V\rent to his death at thirt1--four.

{This last

observation is not one of those frivolous
literary impieties, but relevant to a central
allusion of the book, see below.)
Jay's young death looks, as does Achilles', necessary, fated-as seen from the outside and once it has been accomplished. "So
we drove on toward death," says Nick in his
posthumous account. But from the inside
and the dramatic present, all the necessities
really stem from the demands of that particular life, which is to say, of Jay's character
and being. (There must be some Greek who
said "Character is Fate," pretending to utter
wisdom when he was only summing up an
enigma.) At any rate Jay himself is alive only

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to his "instinct toward future glory ... the
drums of his destiny." (He goes for two
weeks to St. Olaf College in Minnesota, a
musical school, which he however finds "ferociously indifferent" to his drums. It made
me wonder if we tutors always hear themwonder and resolve.) Fate then is always an
afterword, while destiny is the present sense
that dreams are smoothly convertible into

fact.
Real readers of fiction, far from living in
a floating world of suspended disbelief,
must suppress continually an urge to interfere and set things right for the hero: "Don't,
oh don't do it," or "Wouldn't this fix it?"
Yet would I wish, for all my sympathy, to
keep Jay from his fatalities? To see his garish lustre dimmed and his gaudy glory muddied in respectable middle age? Here's the
one sure test of the difference between a
fictive and a factual person: If he were a real
young student, I would do what I could
toward saving him even for the dimmest of
long lives, but for an imagined human being I would let that alternate human truth
rule: that no life is better for such a boy than
a dim one. It's a rule high imagination approves and human fondness countermands.
But it speaks to a choice Greek Achilles
knowingly faces before the citadel of Troy
and American Jay unknowlingly before the
"white palaces" of East Egg. More below.
Jay Gatsby is an American hero, and his
book is an America11 book, and that fact
shaped a puzzle for the class. Fitzgerald himself liked the ironically patriotic title Under
the Red White and Blue best, but I like the
editor's The Great Gatsby because it allies the
hero's name to his magnificence. Jay is
American, body and souL He has "that resourcefulness of movement that is so peculiarly American-that comes ... with the
formless grace of our nervous, sporadic
games." His brain spins out "a universe of
ineffable gaudiness," a "vast, vulgar and
meretricious beauty." This imaginative extravagance is refined into sheer splendor by
the purifying inhibitions of a steadfast passion, a love carried faithfully for five years

through heroic action in the Great VII a.r and
murky money-making in the Roaring Twenties. Post-war Jay is an "elegant roughneck,"
who wears his gorgeous pink rag of a suit
with distinction. He is magnificently generous in his spending of money, if shady in
his getting of it. He is suddenly naively candid, and then again a shockingly careless liar,
exhibitionist and reserved, gracious and
awkward, delicate and crude, a canny dreamer,
an indefeasible adolescent, an incurable romantic-no one who knows Achilles could
miss the family resemblance. Here is the
Greek hero's American cousin.
Is Gatsby a philistine writ large, a crass
materialist as Americans are reputed to be?
Well, there is a word to be said for
philistinism; in fact it was said by Vladimir
Nabokov. In his afterwordforthat paean to
America's meretricious beauty, Lolita, he
says: "Nothing is more exhilarating than
philistine vulgarity." I don't know what he
means, but I know what it means: A certain
kind of American vulgarity is an awkward
obeisance to high beauty and recalls its vision to the willing eye, as through a glass
darkly-or garishly: The figure of Jay, body
and soul, is exhilarating because it lets
through something superb, as does a shlocky
landscape on a restaurant walL
Now here is our question, a universal one:
How is it that these heroes, these paragons,
these figures of arete in Greek, or excellence
in English, appear as standing for their kind,
Greek or American? How does the outstanding exemplar-Nick calls to Jay an unknowi-.11.g farewell: "You' re worth the whole damn
bunch put together" -come to be the
American? How does the superlative come
to be the representative? How does the vulgarly ordinary raised to a higher power beideal of its kind, an expression of
Platonic essence? The answer, we agreed, requires a reflection on the term "ideal."
On the face of it this American essence
seems to be devoid of all transcendence; no
one on this Twenties scene manifests any
reliable faith. The watching brief of the book
is assigned to the enormous faceless pair of
blue eyes behind great yellow spectacles of
Doctor T. J. Eckle burg, looking out
a huge, time-expired oculist's adver,, ~'""'uc1u brooding over "the valley of ashes,"
burning local garbage dump. One of the
sad collateral victims in the plot in fact
the apparition for an all-seeing God.
And yet the story is fraught with traces
absconded god. At the center of the

book occurs the sentence that reveals
We never quite understood what Jay's reGatsby's spiritual heritage:
lation to Jesus might be except that he beThe truth was that Jay Gatsby, of West comes a sacrifice-though not a triumphant
Egg, Long Island, sprang from his Platonic one; '"Jay Gatsby' had broken up like glass
conception of himself. He was a son of against Tom's hard malice ...."Nor is "selfGod-a phrase which, if it means anything, creation" or "self-invention" an altogether
means just that-and he must be about His lucid notion. It is often said that America
Father's Business ....
and its people reinvent themselves at will.
We, the class, knew perfectly well what But dreaming and making it so isn't invent"son of God" normally means; Jay is ing, that is, fabricating and executing; it is
brought into some vague connection to receiving a vision and living by it until it
Jesus. But in this text the
eventuates, and the self is
theological phrase means
engaged not in the mode
that he is self-conceived,
"Jay Gatsby an of manipulative action but
self-invented. And the
of enchanted passion.Jay's
American hero,
Business he is about is,
paternal business is much
one would think, the
and his book is an more self-revelation than
American business,
American book... " self-creation.
money; as the saying
He has, to be sure, no
goes, "the business of
earthly ancestral heritage or
America is Business."
myths to fill his brain, and
his own father, who turns
But that is not how the
quotation goes on:
up only at his death, Henry
, .. His Father's BusiC. Gatz from Minnesota,
ness, the service of a
is sad and dim. So Jay is a
self-made man in respect to
vast, vulgar and meretrihis dreams. And yet, not
cious beauty ....
His brain spins out a
quite: They are private
"universe of ineffable
dreams, but dreamed in a
gaudiness." His imagigrand American, even cosnation reveals to him
mic mode. He makes a very
"the unreality of reality,
strange but confident observation to Nick about
a promise that the rock
Daisy's love for her husof the world was
band Tom, the fact of
founded securely on a
fairy's wing." His shady
which he is trying hard to
business is purely ancillary to his bright controvert: '"In any case,' he said, 'it was
dream. It is remarkable how close the way just personal."' Now how could it denigrate
of being ascribed to the phantast Jay Gatsby love to say it's just personal? Well, we
is to "the metaphysics of the imagination" thought, Jay's love is cosmic, beyond a mere
proposed by the poet Wallace Stevens, who relation of individuals. Such love is nourwas born a decade before him and outlived ished by lack and attenuated by fulfilment.
him by Jay's whole lifetime. He says in the On an autumn night, five years before the
essay "Imagination as Value":
story's present, Jay had kissed Daisy:
He knew that when he kissed this girl,
If the imagination is the faculty by which
we import the unreal into what is real, its and forever wed his unutterable visions to
value is the value of the way of thinking by her perishable breath, his mind would never
which we project the idea of God into the romp again like the mind of God. So he
waited, listening for a moment longer to
idea of man.
The imagination is the residual creative the tuning fork that h;:i.d been strn.ck upon ;:i
source when God is no longer transcendent; star.
Five years later they are face to face again.
Stevens says: "We say that God and the
imagination are one." I expressed the opin- In one of the most poignantly romantic
ion that one mark of a great novel is that it scenes I know of they slowly come together.
has a theological element, even if it's only Nick regards Jay closely-and surmises that
theological nostalgia. I don't know that any- Daisy must have that afternoon "tumbled
short of his dreams-not through her own
one agreed; nonetheless, it's so.
fault but because of the colossal vitality of

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�his illusion. It had gone beyond her, beyond everything." But if it is an illusion,
then it's because Daisy is in fact not worthy
of the dream. Indeed, she isn't. The "mind
of God" quotation above goes on as follows:
Then he kissed her. At his lips' touch she
blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete.
But she's Daisy. A daisy is a conventional
stiff upper middle-class flower that doesn't
blow open in the way of a rose or a peony;
in fact, it's just ahabit she's reported to have.
For no miraculous incarnations is she the
human vehicle. In the keyed-up, climactic
confrontation scene when a decision is asked
of this pitiable mannikin, this sexual tease
("I'm giving out green"), this cold, glitzy,
languid, confused, and desperately sophisticated flapper ("Sophisticated-God, I'm
sophisticated"), she is unable to declare an
allegiance or abide by a promise. "You're
crazy"-Tom keeps exploding at Jay as revelations are made, and Daisy's name suddenly reveals its provenance: "Daisy, Daisy,
give me your answer true. I'm half crazy just
for the love of you" -that's her song, and
she has no answer true. Daisy Fay of Louisville is an enchanting "nice girl"; Daisy
Buchanan of East Egg is a displaced fauxflamboyant nullity.
It is on this occasion that Tom, the prissy
brute who had "with a short deft movement" broken his mistress's nose earlier on
for making a sing-song of his wife's name,
has a moment of magnanimity, of trusting
confidence, when he lets Daisy leave with
Gatsby in Jay's car. If the first truth about
great novels is that they have a theological
element, the second is that the bad types
have a redeeming moment. Yet this very
gesture of confident generosity will become
fatal to Jay.
Naturally we talked a lot about the deft
use of names in the novel, above all the
hero's. Jimmy Gatz has renamed himself,
but Fitzgerald had a hand in it. "Gatsby" is
generally understood to carry an allusion to
"gat," the mobster term for what is nowI've read-called a "piece" on the street. But
"gat" itself, although used of a handgun,
originally came from "Gatling," the machine
gun that was in use between the late Civil
War and the Great War in which Gatsby
fought with distinction, and, getting his
majority, was put in command of the divisional machine guns. So the name carries a
double connotation: a shadowy involve-

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ment in the underworld-certainly bootlegging (this is Prohibition) and probably securities fraud-and perfectly genuine heroism in the war. The people who drink his
liquor and accept his lavish hospitality keep
babbling rumors about him; a girl says "I'll
bet he killed a man." How strange that
sounds as a surmise about a veteran who
fought in the Argonne Forest! This parasitic crowd guesses at his corruption, but
his "incorruptible dream" is concealed from
them.
We last see that fatal pair, Daisy and Tom,
through a window in conspirational colloquy-at least Nick sees them. I thought they
were cravenly plottingJ ay' s death by proxy
to protect Daisy from the just charge of manslaughter, a charge which Gatsby, here the
American embodiment of the "perfect
gentle knight," has taken upon himself. The
class thought they were indeed plotting, but
that Daisy has not confessed her crime to
Tom; certainly when Nick and Tom run into
each other later he appears to be so far innocent, and Nick believes him. Either way they
are quite a piece of work.
Does their conspiracy kill the great
Gatsby? Well, realistically speaking, of
course. They sick a man mad with grief on
him. But in the imaginative realm, this
American Achilles, this ever-adolescent son
of God is not imaginable past his thirties,
still in possession of his dream. When Daisy
was unattained "he felt married to her, that
was all." But once in possession, would he
have felt married for long? Unlikely. The
fulfilment of such a dream presages its end.
There is a sign of this. Gatsby has bought
his meretricious mansion in West Egg only
to be able to see the green light on the dock
of Daisy's house across the bay in East Egg.
That is how Nick first sees him: trembling
in the dark at the sight. Once Daisy's arm is
in his "His count of enchanted objects had
diminished by one." It's just a green light
on a dock; it has given its permission to go
and lost its "colossal significance." (Not that
it's symbolic; great literature doesn't deal in
symbols, only in significances.) The great
Gatsby is unthinkable in mature sobriety.
Since it is a merely venal sin to end the life
of a fictional person, we felt entitled to approve this death, at the author's hands. In
the great and appropriately disjointed peroration of the book, the brooding of Nick
Carraway on Gatsby's being, it is said that
"Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before

us." That's more Nick trying to rise to Jay's
immensities by placing them within the temporalities of "the dark fields of the republic" than Jay who doesn't care about paroxysmal futurities.-He cares about the romantic past. In a book whose style abounds
in startling suddenties, this is the most unexpected: Nick has said to Jay, very platitudinously, that you can't repeat the past.
"Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously. "Why of course you can!"
This is said by a man who was, when
young, "without a past," that is, without
family or tradition or money, and who can
only supply the last of these deficiencies.
The past he means is the moment of the
incarnation of his dreams; he is totally careless-or ignorant-of the curse of incarnation, that the embodied dream is corruptible and that the desirous imagination flags
in the face of fulfilment. Gatsby is as heedless of the future, as unregarding of the aftermath of dreaming to the point of incarnation, as only an essentially young man can
be.
Could we attach a term to Gatsby, give
him a home in a kind? Of course. He's a
romantic, through and through and by the
book-an American romantic: riveted to a
passion that hardly sees its object, hell-bent
for death, be it from the outside or the inside, deranging the progression of time by
the mere fact of his faith, composing within
his energetic simplicity a multitude of contradictions: crude flamboyance and true delicacy, outrageously careless lying (he claims
to be the son of a wealthy family in the
middle-west, and when Nick asks what part,
he says "San Francisco") and simple saving
candor, sinister secrecy and real modesty, and,
above all, ferocious fear of losing his love
and considerable courage in fighting for her. ··
What's American in this classic portrait of
romanticism, of "romantic readiness," is the
crude freshness of the man and his traditionless past-European Romanticism is re-.::
lentlessly unready, sophisticated and historical. And he's lovable, whereas the Old World
romantic of literature induces a wish that
someone should give him a good kick. B
that wasn't discussed in class.
We found plenty more to talk about:
suggestive topography of the two Eg
alike as eggs will be yet differentiated i
"sinister" way by money and social stan
ing, East Egg being the superior, yet o
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At the Hostel
Hostel Life-wherein you arrive at a place
wherepeopleareconstandycheckinginandchecking out, and there is little pressure to leave. You
may speak or not speak, watch or not watch.
(!hough you have aplace to eat, sleep, wash, you
are not homeJ
--ForElimbeth Wagner
By Joseph Method, '04

The Santa Fe International Hostel ("Budget Bed &amp; Breakfast") is my first hostel. I
will stay here for slightly longer than two
weeks, though I do not know this as I check
in. But first I have to call. And when I call I
get Steve.
Steve says, yeah we got rooms. I do not
remember if he uses the line about the hostile hostel. He does use the one about the
try-out period to see if I 'play well with others'. Five-buck deposit, fifteen-dollar dorms,
twenty-five singles, one-twenty five weekly
rate. Ten-minute chore in the morning.
When I call I am covering my bases. I do
not actually plan to stay in the hostel, as
·romantic as it may seem at the time. Steve's
gruffness on the phone has reminded me
that I associate hostel with adventure, and I
associate adventure with menace.
Two days later I get a ride to the hostel
9n Cerillos road, an ugly highway lined down
Ithe median with scrubby trees. The hostel is
~motel in Santa Fe adobe, which is painted
laster. There are diner booths separated
m the sidewalk and the highway by a low
all, and there are cars up on blocks. The
tside of the hostel is brightened by mus with Pueblo designs.
The lobby is cozy, the kind of ambience
l'tt corporate coffee shops aim for. Checkin is a matter of handing over the money
a dorm and writing a name down, any
e really. I am handed a blanket and a
, shown the kitchen, and given the key
yroom.
is is a slow season for tourism, and
orm room has no bathroom on the
. I will have no roommates for the
two nights. On the third night, a form
rst into the room late at night, breathe a madman, and stumble about in
k. (fhis is the father of a Johnnie, in

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Santa Fe for parent's weekend, suffering from
asthma or worse.)
The hostel offers free coffee, bread, rice,
pasta, etcetera. Sometimes food is left on
the 'free shelf', which is exciting. I discover
coffee and cigarettes in combination for the
first time. Even with the cold wind, there is
nothing more pleasant than carrying a cup
of hot black coffee out to one of the booths
in the morning. I grab a chore on a piece of
cardboard before going out, because some
are easier than others.
I realize I have trouble making rice.
At first I become adept at listening to
the conversations of strangers while eating
in silence or pretending to read. I tend to
drift in and out of rooms. Then something
miraculous occurs; someone offers to make
me food, as a pretext for making conversation.
Jennie the Vassar grad is the first of the
personalities I will acquire over the next two
weeks. A drama major, she wants to make a
go of it in Santa Fe, find a place, find a job.
I explain to her about St. John's, and she
says there aren't many women on the list. I
say, oh, that's because women didn't write
many great books. She takes offense, and
we eat her quesadillas in silence.
At some point I learn to tell the hostel
staff from the members. The staff gets free
room and 'board' in exchange for weekly
shifts. So Olga-small pretty and meek-is
staff.
And Steve, of course. Steve got passed
over for the Jeff Bridges part in The Big
Lebowski, or else the Coen brothers drew inspiration from him. Steve smokes Marlboro
Reds by the pack, has a hacking cough and a
heart attack in his past, 'doesn't like militant
lesbians', spent time in prison on a coke
bust, can tell you the difference between
peyote and psylocybin. Sherry the manager
says he is 'the most un-pc man in America'.
Nobody likes Sherry. Bruce the owner,
who collects cars, is okay as long as you stay
out of his way.
I drive up to Taos to see the Pueblo with
Hiroka and Julie, the Jersey art students. This
is how I know from real adobe. It is ten
dollars entry, twenty with a camera; the
people are surprisingly friendly, considering.
We run into Gean the Lithuanian program-

mer there, then drive to the Rio Grande gorge
and tour the emptiness.
The Taos trip is my only Experience experience. The rest of my time will be spent
collecting personalities. Owing to a debilitating personal condition (laziness), I will
sometimes neglect to leave the hostel. There
is a metaphysical defense for this, of sorts.
The hostel is a limbo place, like a hotel but
cheaper. It is a stop-off on the way to somewhere else.
Like Jennie, Hadassa the mature Israeli
writer is in the process of finding a place.
She has very particular opinions, and shocks
easily. She eats only organic foods and once
mildly chastises me for raking the leaves in
the courtyard.Joseph the Russian music
teacher seems to be in the same boat. He is
old but in better shape than anyone at the
hostel. He cooks borscht and carries rocks
on his back.
James is an itinerant mechanic. He keeps
a hideous mannequin in the passenger seat
of his truck, hideous because of the fright
mask it wears. He has prison tattoos on his
face and arms, knows philosophy by way of
art studies, is a widower and a divorcee. He
explains postmodernism to me as the difference between Marilyn Monroe and Madonna.
(Steve is waiting for his Mayan masks to
sell before he takes off for Guatemala again.
One day he sets out wearing a big silver
buckle-belt, leather boots, and a turquoise
string tie, looking for dealers to take the
masks off him.)
I have no good reason to be here. I already know rents are too high to live here,
and my attempts at finding a job are halfhearted. The truth is I have been seduced by
existence in limbo. The personalities I know
are only the ones who aren't just passing
through, but even my steady cast will eventually leave, Jennie and Hadassa at the beginning of the month. It's just that I've
grown used to living with strangers, knowing their names, and sharing in their stories.
When I leave, I have enough money for a
bus ticket back east. I leave without saying
goodbye.

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The second
and third quarTo say Saturday's Basketball games were at ters saw the
all interesting would be like claiming that by Spartans
reading Platonic dialogues you can actually learn slowly increase
their lead, at
Virtue and Justice. Lies. All damned lies.
It's not that the games were without mo- one point in
ments of excitement: It's just that in the Dru- the third up by
ids flubbing of the Guardians, 81-113, the 13; they finonly exciting moment was whether Drew ished the forth
O'Neil could score 25 points. He did not, but quarter up 9. It
finished the day pretty high with 24. The would have
Greenwave vs. Spartan game however, left ev- been more but
eryone wondering whether the Greenwaves Nick Garklavs
would blow their improbable comeback missed a shot
chance yet again. ~won't give the answer away from directly
quite yet, so that you could feel the same sus- under the baspense that was "rippling through the capacity ket with 2.4
The basketball hoop glares ominously.
crowd of 34,076," as Michael "Michael Mo- seconds retorcycle" Magwire said, although completely maining! And
no one was guarding him! He also missed the of the game, and by the beginning of the forth
out of context.)
The Spartans took the early lead in the first rebound! Did this cost the Spartans the game? quarter the sweat on his blue shirt looked like
a map of Africa, stretching from his nipples
quarter, up by 5 with a score of 19. The Spar- Read the next paragraphs to find out!
The Greenwave's finally remembered that to his belly button: It's an outy ladies. Against
tans held the Greenwave B-Team's lead scorer
Daniel Malkiel to 0, but the Greenwave's got a losing is far more painful when you actually the weakened Spartans, the Waves soon
late Christmas present in the form of January have a chance of winning, and began to ex- brought the lead down to 4. But then disaster
Freshman Matt Riener, who kept the game ploit the Spartan turnout of the Spartans in struck. Chasing down a fast break Greenwave
within reach for the Waves chipping in 4 big the fourth quarter. With only nine players turn- captain Alex Rinn's thumb was severely daming up for the game, Peter "Four Eyes" aged by the while trying to block a shot with
points, and ending the day with 8.
Heyneman was forced to play all four quarters 6:30 left on the clock. What broke it or how
bad could not be immediately determined as
he underwent a trip to the emergency room
and could not play the rest of the quarter. It
was later confirmed by amember of his team,
that Mr. Rinn had in fact broken his thumb
not once, nor twice, nor thrice, but in five different places when his thumb hit the
backboard. Sportswire extends it condolences
to Mr. Rinn, and hopes that his absence will
not require Dan O'Keefe (A '01) to come out
of retirement.
When Spartan Matt Callise fouled out-leaving four very tired Spartans remaining-with
4:00 left and Spartans up by 8, the Greenwaves
began their final charge. With a steady hand
the Waves began hitting three's and making
rebounds and with 1:30 left they were only
down 3. But then Jerry Januszewski, one of
the Greenwaves' most valuable players, fouled
out, and the Spartans began running up the
score eventually winning by some ridiculou5,
amount to the chagrin of all the fans, who all
would have loved to see the last pla
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By Jon Cooper, '02
Sports Editor

Time was, handball was as essential to a
male's experience at St.John's College as any
sort of diagnostic test taken in the privacy of
the Bookstore bathroom in the basement of
Humphreys Hall. Perhaps that time never actually was, but it sure seems to me like handball, as a part of the college scene, has gone the
way of the dodo, the Dodge Neon, and UPN.
It should come as no surprise that such a fate
was in store for na!ve animals, Saturn knockoffs, and a television station whose crown
jewel was Moesha. But that a game of such
intensity and complete fun as handball could
be so under-appreciated is-in accordance with
what my grandmother (God rest her soul)
might well have said- poppycock.
Nowadays, handball is like the extra toe
on an otherwise normal foot. Last year, while
I was keeping score at one of the contests, a
tutor took a time out from his biceps curls to
ask what peculiar combination of basketball,
hockey, and soccer lay before him. I told him
that the name of the game is handball, and
that "it speaks for itself." He dryly replied,
"It appears to have a lisp." With that one
Ricklesonian remark, handball became the
Rodney Dangerfield of intramural sports: it
gets no respect.
Two weeks ago, however, the handball
season began without any sort of interest in
what the basketball season, the soccer sea10n, and the football season were saying
~out it behind its back. The Guardians de:f1'ated the Spartans 46-43, and a week later,
e Hustlers took care of the Druids A Milto Juan, Juan being the only Druid to
'tup for the contest. The first game was a
owdown between two high-profile ofses, and the 87 goals that resulted will
ably be one of the highest totals this
n. Jonathan Polk led his team to the
ry, scoring thirteen goals and dishing out
"ng chances to his Number Two and
e scorers, James Gilmore and George
. The trio will have to score 25 to 30
a game in order for the team to be com:ve. The Spartans, driven by captain and
time league MVP Mike Maguire, em-

Handball: Played by so few,
misunderstood by so many

ployed a less diverse game plan. Maguire has
led the league in scoring the last two years,
and his team has come to depend on him to
use his size, speed and arm strength to create
scoring chances. Maguire scored more than
half of his teams goals, with Erik Thompson coming in second in that department,
scoring seven of his own. The Spartans need
a more balanced attack, which does not necessarily mean that Maguire should take fewer
shots. Rather, the other members of the
team should capitalize on their chances, as
well. Thompson was an excellent seven-often, and Bryson Finklea was excellent in his
first game for the Spartans, scoring five of
his own.
With the scores as high as they are, it is
often easy to overlook the one player who is
absolutely essential to his team's victory: the
goaltender. The Spartan-Guardian game can
be looked at in terms of the goalies. Neal
Turnquist's team was down by six goals at
the half, but his performance in the second
half helped the Spartans climb back into the
contest. Although he finished the game with
more saves than his Guardian counterpart
Aaron Collier, it must be stated that Collier
"played some wicked good handball," to use
the parlance of his time and place of origin.
Had Collier not stopped two of Maguire's
three penalty shots in the game, the Guardian victory is far less definite. And speaking
of goalkeeping, Hustler Jonathan Cooper
put in one of the best 60 minutes of his
career in the Hustler victory over the Druids
last week. The senior stopped nearly 75 of
the 104 shots taken at him in the game, an
astonishingly high number. The Hustlers
appeared to be the most well balanced team
both on offense and defense, with Louis
Kovacs, Alek Chance and Bobby Ramsey
forming the core of a team that is hoping for
its third straight handball championship.
Andrew Ferguson, who graduated last year
and was instrumental in the previous two
titles, was on hand to score five goals on six
shots for the Hustlers. The Hustlers are a
quick team that turns saves on one end of
the court into goals on the other. Cooper,
surprisingly, led all players in assists last week

with a career-high nine, and scored his firstever goal as a goalkeeper on a sorta-empty
net in the waning moments of the game.
Kovacs and Ramsey filled the scoring void
left by last year's graduates, and Chance continued to produce the way he did last year.
The Druids, on the other hand, look to
be up the creek without a paddle. Guru Ray
Sears fell victim to injury, and now seniors
Steve Travis and Jack Dobbyn will have to
step to the forefront as ball handlers and scorers. Sophomore Michael Malone will certainly
improve on an impressive freshman year in
goal, but he needs to keep the opponents
below 35 goals per game if his offensively
strapped team is to succeed. Sears was the
leading scorer and playmaker on the team,
and no one knows what to expect of a team
without him. And about the Green Waves,
all I know is that I saw them running wind
sprints in the gym one afternoon. What kind
of "Rudy" crap are they trying to pull? If
you see Trent Riney, punch him for it, and
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the Middle West, "unadaptable to Eastern
life." There is "the valley of ashes," and New
York across the river. In New York lives Meyer
Wolfshiem, Jay's associate, an ethnic-flavored
crook. Two points about him appeal to me
especially. Any New York Jew like myself
knows that "Wolfshiem" is wrong. It must
be "Wolfsheim," and this careless disfiguring
of a foreign name is just what happens to
expansively disreputable people; Fitzgerald has
a good ear. The other point is that Wolfshiem
is said to have been involved in the 1919 fixing of the World Series; one of the eight players indicted was the Black Sox' left fielder
"Shoeless Joe" Jackson. This episode inspired
W. P. Kinsella' s book Shoeless Joe, whence
comes the sentence "li you build it, they will
come." The relevance of all this is that this
book too is about the power of the dreaming
imagination to call the past into new being:
The diamond is built, and the dead Black Sox
Eight come out of the Iowa com field to play.
I told the class about this and the fact that the
Washington alumni had let me choose this
book for a seminar with great results, but that
was, rightly, regarded as aside issue.
We noticed the beautifully crafted plot,
how the denouement is carefully foreshadowed by talk about careless and misidentified
drivers, and how each member of the
Buchanan pair manages to be instrumental
in the termination of the other's lover. We
also paid attention to the beauty of the writing and to the way brisk epigrams are
smoothly woven into the narrative. Here's a
favorite of mine to end with. Gatsby has
bought his period mansion, a copy of a
French city hall, from the children of a man
who reputedly went into decline over the
fact that his neighbors refused to have their
cottages thatched with straw, although he'd
offered to pay five years' taxes for them.
"Americans," comments Fitzgerald, "while
occasionally willing to be seds, have always
been obstinate about being peasantry." We
couldn't quite make out what he meant, but
it sounds totally true. The proof is, as they
say in mathematics books, left to the reader.

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: By Johanna Thrall, '04

.
Okay, so it's Friday afternoon and I'm in
: the grocery store. Austin Seth was explaining
: to me what exactly a "star fruit" is (I'm still not
: sure)whensuddenlyithitme. TodayisFriday.
: KUvm play basketball on Friday. Do I play bas: ketball today? No, we played on Tuesday. Then
: why am I still talking to myself? The answer:
: In the last GcuijlyRhondaFranklinmadeades: perate cry for help in covering the basketball
: games. She andMegan Maxwell-Smith are the
: almost sole reporters of womens' sports.
: When they don't write, the sweat, tears and
: glory of Kuvm basketball goes unknown
: amongst the polity. Nothing less than a trav: esty! Women's athletics are, as we all know
: from Roberta Gable's inspirational pre-season
: chat, the sum of both school and personal life.
: [Eucl. I. 47] Needless to say, Rhonda whined
: and I volunteered to carry the torch and cover
: Friday's game. But then I forgot. But then I
: remembered. The point? I was late. So I
: missed almost half of the game. Not exactly
: the best way to launch a journalistic career, but
: here goes anyway.
:
Blue played Yellow (or Gold to be politi: cally correct.) That would be the Amazons
: against the Furies. Now previous kunai games
: have been known to get mildly forceful, but
: this game was the pinnacle of intense yet
: friendly play. It was a "happy aggressive" game
: saidEvelynAnne "Nice-3-Pointer!" Johnston,
: "the kind where you foul someone and then
: you apologize." The Furies started off in the
: lead, but by the half the Amazons were ahead
: "I'm told."Tomaintain thatleadMeganMax: well-Smith encouraged her team to stay calm
: by quoting Aristotle, "Moderation is the way
: to all good things in life." Meanwhile the Gold
: side was standing around amazed at their luck
: in attaining afebbie who, suspicion has it, has
: actually played basketball before. (Rumor has
: it that the Furies consuolted with Admissions
: earlier in the season.) Febbie Natalie "mini: Alex" Rinn was amaster of breakaways, out: maneuvering Amazons in her way, and in the

end put up 2. Caroline "the cruel" Picard's
mean fake and Blake Gregory's fighting spirit
gave the Furies their frenzy. Johnston and
smooth Rhonda Franklin with 5 and 4 points
backed up Talley "hey, didn't you graduate?"
Scroggs' thirteen.
Now Rinn the Lesser and her fellow yellows could only be snuffed by one mean
scoring team. They found it in Gina "awesome stud" Brilliante and Megan "mighty
might" U memoto who together put up 27
points! Now mention MUST be made to
Umemoto who made four 3-pointers, and
they were all beautiful. Stephanie Adams
towered over the game while Mary-Jo "the
running chick" Doktor, Rachel Seay, and
Kristi "argyle" Meador were true Amazons
of the court.. (Seay had one beautiful
breakaway and then pass to U memoto who
sunk it. Nice teamwork.) One may dare to
ask at this point why Randy Pennell was
snapping pictures of Erin Krasniewicz with
a funsaver camera. Apparently, Randy wants
to show the grandkids that Erin played college ball. Awww... isn't that sweet.
Now a note on the Men's Committee on
Women's Athletics. Scroggs shoots a ball
that gets stuck in the hoop. Kovacs springs
out of his seat, jumps toward the ball and
then slips. On nothing. Nothing at all.
Kovacs stares at his socks and mutters confusedly, "No shoes. I have no shoes." Cooper makes no such excuses. He deftly dislodges the ball and saves the day. Polk, responsive as always, does his part by holding
down the buzzer until Mr. P gives him the
look. Aaah, the MCWA. How we love
them. Sometimes belligerent. Often intoxi- ·
cated. Rumored illiterate. In those sweat
suits they meet the hygienic standard of your
average inmate, but there are four hearts ot
solid gold. Pure gold.
The final score was 35-25, giving t
Amazons their second win ever. The
may be over, but the drama continues. u,
til next time, this is Johanna Thrall.

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The St john's College Student Weekly

Annapolis, Maryland
February 12, 2002

Volume XXIII, Issue 19

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Another Notice from the
Assistant Dean

Editor-in-Chief
G. August Deimel
Production Managers
Marcin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Production Assistant
Jeff Armel
Section Editors

News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports:JonCooper

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Yet Another Notice from
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Contributing to this Issue

Michael Malone
Kristi Meador
Joseph Method
Isaac Smith
Cover Photo By: Laura Mangum

The College is your homewhileyou'rehere,
anditisalsothehomeofothers. Pleasetreatit
and them with respect. The public spaces, includingtheGeneralHartleRoomandtheKing
William Room are there for you to use. But
please, if you move furniture, replace it when
you leave so that others don't have to clean up
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Are there any finch fans out there? A hen
zebra:finchhasadoptedmydaughter(and,hence,
me). She'sverycuteandverytame, but finches
travelinflocksandareonlyhappywhentheyare
accompanied by at least one other finch, and we
arereluctanttogetintofinchfarming. Wewould
like to give her to someone who already has a
finch or two and who would like another one.
So she is free to a good home, to be approved by
my daughter who is a trans-genie with avian
DNA: ebot.@lovemail.com

Founded in 1980, the Gadfly is the student weekly
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and
staff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors
emeriti, members of the Board of Visitors and
Governors, and the offices at the St.John's Santa
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
Judy Seeger
the sole responsibility of the author(s). The Gadfly reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit
submissions in any way necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought-provoking newspaper which circumstances at St. : Dear Johnnies,
John's permit.
As most of you know I am the Reality 2002

Reality 2002

Letters of 200 words or fewer have a better
chance of being published than those longer than
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
grammar, punctuation, and spelling in most cases.
The Gadfly is not obligated to publish all submissions and will not print anonymous submissions
except under special circumstances.
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Please make checks payable to the Gadfly. For
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Archon and so obviously upon hearing around
campus that Reality this year "sucks" and other
de.rog;;itoryremarksabouttheJunior~' attempt
at making this very fickle campus happy, I was
distraught. I grant that Reality so far has not been
: spectacular, butwhenhasit? Wehavedonenoth: ing different from Realities in the past, but rather
: have even triedneweventslikethe barbecue be: fore Coffeshop parties (which despite rumors did
: not exhaust our savings), a scavenger hunt (which
: fewparticipatedin) and currently happening, a50: SOraffle. Againlgrantthatthesearenotspectacu: lar additions, but the idea of any event we might
: pos.sibly hold is immediately discouraged by the
: general apathy on this campus. And that is fine
: with me, I myself am fairly apathetic to some
: campusactivi.ties, butforuppen:lassmenwhohave
: been to Reality Weekendin the past, this activity is
: one that would be sorely missed if it was discon-

tinued. This is not a threat or even a scolding
althoughitmayseemso. Mypurposein writing
this is to get people interested and involved in
Reality2002, particularly in thefundraisingevents
that will be occurring soon.
Primary of these are dues. To date only 120
studentshavepaidtheirdues. I understandmoney
istightandmakinganinvestmentforaweekend
inMayisnotthe most economical wayto spend
those limited funds, but the more moneywe raise
ahead of time the more we can spend on Reality
Weekendandalso on Coffeshop parties and more
capital-intensive fundraisers, like Lola's and
KaffeHaus. Sopleasepayyourduesifyouhaven't
yet. Don't make aquarterof the school pay for
your entertainment and food. {N"ote: forthose of
youwhoabstainfromdrinking,fdliketopoint
out that all the money we plan on spending on
alcohol has already been raised, so any new influx
of money would go to paying better bands and
buying bettertoys, i.e. trampolines.) In conjunction with dues we are also holding a 50-50 raffle.
Tickets can be bought at lunch or after seminar.
Lola's is a major fundraiser for us. For those
of you who don't know, Lola's is a gaming night
held in Randall. There will be a live jazz band,
dancing, food, drihks andlots of gambling- from
black.jack to roulette. I suppose I do not have to
reallypushLola'ssinceeveryoneromes, but! would
like to ask for people to remember that this is a
fundraiser. So ifyou're winning big and you walk
awaywith, say, two hundred dollars, youhavejust
taken money from Reality 2002, money which,
come May could have been used to your and the
wholecampus'benefit. Wedon'tdiscouragewinillng, butifyoudoweaskthatyoufinditinyour
hearttodonatesomeofthosewinningsback.to
Reality 2002. There will be a binnearthe door so
that you can just toss in your chips if you ara

Therearesomeothermiscellaneousevents. Tshirts will soon be available. These will be only
the first round ofT-shirts, to be followed by new
shirts~lateApril. Wehave~eento~aro~d
some ideas for other fundraisers- one is sellmg
Reality 2002 scarves made right here on campus
andalsoaBINGOnight. Anyadditionalsuggestionswouldbegreatlyappreciated.
Again, the parts of this letter that may seem
remonstrarive areonlyforyour own good. I have
seen our bank statement and I know what the
expectations of the campus are for Reality 2002
and you'll have to trust me that we cannot fulfill
those grandexpectationswithoutthesupport of
the student body. So please payyourdues, do not
take money from us at Lola's and, of course, enjoyyourself,butkeepinmindtheeffortputinto
planning,fundingandexecutingalloftheReality
2002 events.

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: By Elizabeth Laughlin, '05
: SCI Representative
:
:
Thursday,February07,2002
Present at last week's meeting of the Stu: dent Committee on Instruction, held Thurs: day, February 7, 2002, in the Private Dining
: Room of Randall Hall, were Freshman Class
: Representatives Mr. Mark Ingham and Ms.
: Elizabeth Laughlin, Sophomore Class Rep: resentatives Ms. Jill Delston and Mr. Neal
: Tumquist, Junior Class Representative Mary
: Townsend, Senior Class Representatives Ms.
: Megan Maxwell-Smith and Mr. Justin
: Naylor, and Committee Co-Chairs Mr.
: Aaron MacLean and Ms. Laura Strache. Also
Sincerely, : attending were numerous members of the
Justin Jones, Reality 2002 Archon : student polity including Mr. Matthew Gates,
: Mr. Justin Lanier, Ms. Caroline Picard, Mr.
: Bobby Ramsey, and Mr. Michael Ward.
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: findings of the Committee. The initial ques: tion posed by Mr. MacLean was, "If we could
: answer these particular questions [of the
: conception of an instructional manual or
: material and a conception of St.John's ColSCONES are in
: lege itself] we might be able to determine
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: some sort of general conception of what it
: means to supplement the Great Books, if
: this is necessary at all, and if so, how should
: it be done." The general ideas that floated
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or in a specific way-and what the ultimate
end the Committee is striving for through
this discussion. Many members and guests
posited their ideas concerning whether we
need the manuals, that some might be in
fact better than others, how each manual
lends itself to other manuals or tutorials,
how we decide to admit instruction materials to the programs if they should be admitted at all, and how well does a manual
serve its purpose? The discussion also dealt
with a comparison in how the Santa Fe campus deals with manuals, how we in fact
should learn at St.John's, and why students
come to St.John's. This discussion will continue at the next meeting of the SCI that
will convene at 11:45a.m. in the PDR of
Randall Hall on Thursday, February 14, 2002.
At this meeting, discussion of the Student Art Gallery Committee, its role, and
the SCI's role in it transpired. In addition,
the Committee unanimously approved a
Budget Request by Mr. Michael Ward for
$30.00 to fund the newly revived, unchartered Biology/Medicine Study Group for
photocopying costs.
At the conclusion of the meeting, Ms.
Strache set out the items on the agenda for
next week: a discussion of disappointment
in tutor involvement in SCI events (i.e., AllCollege Seminar, Fireciders,) a continuation
of the SCI's role in electing students to an
Art Committee of which Ms. Caroline
Picard is working with the SCI on, and the
Student-Tutor Potluck that will take place in
the Hodson Boathouse on Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 6:30 p.m.

inclinedtohelpyourselfandyourfellowJo~

We are planning to hold at least one more
KaffeHaus, maybe two if we can schedule it in.
To those ofwhom question Reality 2002'sability.
rdliketo bringwitnessthekickassfullKaffeHaus;
if that is not some indication of our dedication to
throwing a excellent party I think you need to
loweryourexpectations. LastKaffeHaus, wenet";
tedalowerprofit than we anticipated, partly due
to afinancial mistake in selling bottomless
and partly due to people taking advantage of
cups. (A.gain, those ofyou who drankfrom
bought cups areonlystealingfrom yourselfJ N
timeweplantothrowjustasgoodofashow
hopefullyto make more money.

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COVER STORY

Inside Anna beth's

Attacking Iraq? Axis of Evil? What were you thinking?
By Joeseph Method, '04

ThedayafterthePresident'sStateoftheUnion
address, pundits were praising the "powerful"
"eloquence" of his speech. His approval ratings
soaredintothe80s,sothepublicmusthaveagreed
To be fair, the address is just about pitch-perfect.
It does all the right things in all the right places.
Never mind that it makes few proposals, or that
mostoftherhetoricisempty. Theimportantthing
is that it left the people feeling good about the
President andhis war.
Unfortunately,themetoricwassoeffective(see
side-bar) that it made it difficult to see what he
wasactuallysaying,otherthan:we'reright,they're
Evil, "let'sroll".Halfwaythrough the speech, most
Americans were probably still thinking about the
little boy with his football: "Daddy, please take
this to heaven. I don't want to play football until
I can play with you again some day."
I'm sure America was too rattled by the terrible resonance of"Axis ofEvil" (yikes) to pay
attention to the lame-0 list of domestic proposals that got inserted out of some misguided sense
of tradition. And while the people enjoyed the
parts about their strength and resolve, and how it
turns out we actually aren't materialistic after all,
theycouldn'thavebeenveryclearonwhatthewar
actually meant. It could have been ametaphorfor
some thing else, it was so abstract.
But the President did say things.You just have
to know howto decode the jingo. Forinstanee, all
this talk of the Phillipines and Hezbollah and
regional partners was asideshow. We're goingto
bomhlraq. That'sthenextproject. Weknowthis
because he spent the most time on Iraq, making
the case for Evil.
We're goingto act unilaterally." Some governments will be timid in the face of terror. And
make no mistake about it: if they do no tact,
America will." "Some governments," isthe UN
and some pesky peacenik allies. The US doesn't
believe in getting international permission, at least
for itself.
ThePresidentisplanningforatleasttwomore
years ofwar, six ifhe gets another term. How else
should we take "the campaign may not be finished on our watch"? Which raises a question:
howdoweknowwhenwe'vewon?
Securityisthenewbigconcept.Everythingis
goingto beasecurityissuefromnowon. We have
traditional "militarysocurity", "economicsronity",
"homeland security", andeven"health security".
Also, security has replaced freedom and justice as

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You were expecting more?

our "first priority". Which is interesting, since securityistheonethingyoucantradefreedomfor.

By Laura Mangum '04

Unity is also big. In particular, Congress needs
to keep rubber-stamping the president's proposals, foreign and domestic. ''I join the American
people in applaudingyourunity and resolve," he
saystocoDgre$. "NowAmericansdeservetohave
this same spirit directed toward addressing problems here at home ... we must act, first and foremost, not as Republicans, not as Democrats, but
asAmericans." Amen.Also, constituentscanmake
surethattheirpoliticiansstayinline.
Some of those domestic proposals were actuallyworthlookingat. Ofcourse, there'sthedefense
budget, which may require us to educate our children in prisons, but so be it. Drilling for oil in
Alaskaisrobutn~.Anorganizationcalled

The real Axis of Evil

theAmericaFreedomCorpsQ:iasafunnyringtoit)
is goingto act as an umbrella for the Peace Cotps,
becausethePe.reCorpsreallyshouldbepoliticized.
We'regoingtorunadeficitthisyear,soweshould
probably givethe rich atax cut.
The most important thing the president did
was to define our national mission statement: "We
seek.a just and peaceful world"Does this mean no
more Powell doctrine? Toward the end of his
speech, the President said,"America will takethe
sideofbravemenandwomen who advocate these
values around the world" He then went on to
welcomepart:netSllpswith ChinaandRussiaalong
with our other "friends and allies". For some reason, Uzbekistan and Saudi Arabia weren't mentioned by name. It turns out that the President
saidquite a bit, without our knowing it. America
has bought, in its entirety, a line of sentimental,
manipulativemetoricthathideswithinitvariousto
which that many people would strongly object.
Whetheryou're against despoliation of the environment, wasteful military spending, erosion of
civil liberties, orthinkAmericashouldstop impersonatingJohn Wayne, thereissomethinginthis
massively effective address to hate.

cine and pesticides to air conditioners and pencil
lead. Sanctions were put in place after the US targeted civilian infrastructure in violation of t~e
Geneva convention. As a result, more than amillionlraqishavediedfromdiseases likedianheaand
cholera. The US does not fight clean wars. It's not
clearthat aclean war has ever been fought. So the
most likely scenario fora secondwar with Iraqwill
be several weeks of "precision" bombing before
wewilleventhinkofputtingtroopsontheground.
Precision bombing means a number of things:
first, smart bombs will be used to disable any exi&amp;inginfra5tructure (i.e, what'sleftoftheelectricpower
plants and water-treatment facilities); asignificant

Iraq is the Issue
Iraq is not an issue, notable among others. It is
the issue ofourtimes.Andastriteasitmaysound:
history is judgingus, and will continue to judge us,
accordingto howwerespond The bombs could
start falling any day. Warwithlraq nowwouldbe
thecapstonetoaten-yeargenocidethatnoAmerican administration has ever acknowledged. The
genocide,what:MaleleineAlbrightreferredto~ "the
price that must be paid," is the outcome of tei:
yearsofsanctionsthatlimiteverythingfrommedi-

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percentagewill~Second,p.recisionbombingis

amisnomer. Most of the bombs will be conventional, dumb bombsthemilitarycan't possiblybe
a:xountablefor.Anyways, whatanotherwarwould
meanismorepeoplewilldie. How much misery
should a people haveto take? Theternble effect of
sanctions is well-documented by the UN and numerous NGOs. There is no question that it is primarilyUS policythatisresponsible. Does the average person agreethat a million innocents is a just
price to pay for anything? And what is being paid
for? Saddam Hussein, at his weakest afterthew.ir,
ismoreincontrolthanever,inpartbecauselraqi.s .
rely onhand-0utsfrom the government. Atthis .
point, war might be more about destroyingthe
evidenceofpastcrimesthananythingelse.After~
thelraqisarewitnesstothesinglegreat:estinj ·
butcallitgenocideofthelastdecade. Aswar
Iraq-now,morethanever-istheissue.
An excellent, comprehensive overviewof
Iraq situation is Iraq Under Siege: TheDeadl~
pact of Sanctions and War. The UN resolu
Continued on page

We all know Annebeth, or at least we know
ofherplaceonMarylandAve. Whatweknow
of her is probably gleaned from perusing the
shop-she has good taste in movies, great taste
in chocolate (wish I could afford more of it,
more often), and likes to compliment her films
and chocolates with the appropriate beverages.
The shop really is a great introduction to the
woman herself, for much of Annebeth is found
in the whimsical atmosphere and the general
attitude of the charming little shop around the
comer.
Annebeth's opened in 1998 in the space that
used to be occupied by the Video Vault. Situated
between Seattle Coffee (City Dock) and a small
gallery, the shop has become a:fixturein the daily
routines of those living andworking in downtown Annapolis. The owner, Annebeth Bunker, can usually be found greeting customers and
tending to the day's business from behind the
counter.
Annebeth was raised in Annapolis and attended The Key School ("St. John's Prep." she
quips). With her interests tending toward the

creative arts, Annebeth chose to leave Annapolis shoppers. The Fall Festival in October is also a
to study culinary arts. After stays in Zurich and time to wander-the street is closed down and
Paris, she returned to her hometown and opened pedestrians are invited to meander about the venher shop.
dors' booths and craft shows, or take in a band
Annebeth relies on her background in the or two. The last Fall Festival served as a fund
gourmet realm along with
raiserforthelocalSPCA
visits to tasting and trade
Annebeth the entreshows as her guide in stockpreneur has afewwords
ingtheshelvesofherunique
of advice for anyone
shop. Shehas alovelyvariety
looking to venture out
of sweet little things to
into the world of busichoosefrom, andis astickler
nesson their own, (heyforthe good stuff, expensive
you never know).
ornot. Hencewefindclassic
"Stay focused." says
Monty Python postcards
she, "Andit'sveryimporand Europa chocolates (spetant to multitask."
cialty of the shop down the
If you are one of the
i1ii
street - expensive but darn
o very few who do not yet
oi~ posses an Annebeth's
good), and Clos du Bois
next to the Snapple.
Annebeth of Annebeth's
card, it can be had with a
Annebeth holds court from her little perch valid driver's license and the low, low deposit of
onMarylandAve., takinganactiveleadershipin $20.
the MarylandAvenueAssociation, the organizaLast minute Valentinestakenote!: Annebeth's
tion that brings you 11th Hour in winter, with all shop is full of wonderful movies to steal lines
participatingshopsstayingopen until 11 o'clock, fromanddelectabletreatsto say"Ilikeyou!," "I
usually offering refreshments to wandering loveyou!," orwhatever.

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Local Shopowner Returns to Afghanistan
Owner of The Moon and Aaryana Imports Involved in Women's Rights Struggle
The two businesses have been quite success-

ful: located in a good neighborhood that is also
a center for tourist traffic, they have been supported well by the immediate community, including St.John's President Christopher Nelson
and his wife. In the past six months, however,
business has slowed at both places, which
Vorgetts attributes to the larger slowdown in
the US economy. Ofcourse, the terrorist attacks
on September 11 have dampened business as
well: the temporary closing of the Naval Academy after the attacks, and the subsequent loss of
tourism, cost the Moon many customers.
Vorgetts, in fact, hopes that students from St.
John's will visit the Moon more often. S h e
also says that she has encountered no discrimination or vandalism on account of her ethnicity.
Those of you who last autumn saw one of the
windows of the Moon taped up may have wondered whether or not vandalism had occured.
But Vorgetts said the window was merely old,

andhas since been replaced In addition, she has
encountered some people who have come into
Aaryanalmports and, looking at the Afghan
rugs, have said to herthat theywill not buy anything from Afghanistan, thinking that that might
support terrorism. But, according to Vorgetts,
"All those people are just ignorant." S o o n
after the interview, Vorgetts departed for Afghanistan in order to help in relief efforts there,
as well as in the refugee camps in Pakistan. She
expected to betherefortwo or three weeks, "depending on the work"
"I have been working for women's rights in
Afghanistan for along, longtime," said Vorgetts.
A portion of the money, in fact, made by the
Moon andAaryanaimportsis donated to relief
efforts in Afghanistan, particularly the Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan (RAWA). Forthosewhow.mttolearnmore
about the struggle of women living in Afghanistan, visitwww.rawa.org.

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thatinstituteandenforcesanctionsarepublicdocuments, as are UNICEF reports on health conditions in Iraq. The alternative press does a superior
job ofcoveringthe effects of sanctions. It is worthwhile to note that two of the directors ofthe UN
oil-for-food programhave resigned and registered
their objections to sanctions.

Bad Rhetoric, Bad!

The president will reduce them to the starkest
terms possible, reality be damned. He has made
this tendency into a sign of intellectual courage:
"we've come to knowtruths that we will never
question: evil is real, and it must be opposed."
Because they "believed America was weak and
materialistic," our enemies "were as wrong as they
are evil" Three countries that are at odds with US
policy"constitute anaxis ofevil, armingto threaten
thepeaceoftheworld" Again,itdoesnotmatter
thatthese claims require explication; the president
has no time for dithering.

"Willful Assertion"

''Virtue by association''

The president begins his address with "our
nation is at war, our economy is in recession, and
the civilizedworld faces unprecedented dangers."
One of these statements is false (our nation is not
at war), one may be true (the newspapers run conflicting headlines), and one is nearly impossible to
determine. It does not matter, because the person
malcingtheseclaimsisthepresidentofthe United
States, commanding an 80% approval rating. According to the president, there are tens of thousands of terrorists around the world Would the
applause have been louder if he had said there
were millions?

Applause always comes after phrases like "the
state of the union hasnever been stronger", "you
will not escape the justice ofthis nation'', and "we
will see freedom's victory". The applause is not
evenforthecompletethought, but forthetackedon sentiment at the end The president acknowledges the principle in the rhetorical claim that his
"economic security[why not'stimulus'?] plan"
can be summed up in one word: jobs." This is
veryfortunateforthepresident, becausewhatever
people think about different stimulus plans, everybody likes jobs. It is hard to disagreewith "jobs"
or"freedom".

"Oversimplification"

"Emotional Appeal"

International affairs are complex. The decisions
the president is weighing are no doubt complex.

When people are 'reminded' of recent events,
they are being told to dust off those associated

emotions. The anger or the pride or the sorrow is
attached to whatever sentiments are expressed
before and after the invocation. Beforethe claim,
"ourcauseisjust,"thepresidenttellsastoryabout
OAoperativeMik.eSpannandhiswidow.While
talkingabouthissocuritypropo5'lls, he breaks away
to introduce two flight attendants who stopped
the shoe-bomb terrorist. It may be appropriate to
honor these people or to airthese emotions, but
is it appropriate to bludgeon emotionally the
peoplewhileseekingtheirconsent?

"Dissembling"
The president intentionally omits certain facts.
HesaysthatinAfghanistan wehave "savedapeople
from starvation," which is partially true. The opposite is true in Iraq, which he addresses later in
the speech. When he points out that "this is a
regime that agreed to international inspectionsthen kicked out the inspectors," he doesn't acknowledge that the "international inspections"
team-made up mostly of Americans-included
OA spies. "This is a regime that has already used
poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens-leaving the bodies of mothers huddled over
their dead children," fails to note that the US supplied the poison gas, or that asimilarvisual effect
has been achieved by sanctions. Thereasonforthe
omissions is obvious: the truth robs the president of the high ground

At the Hostel Part II
By Kristi Meador, '04

So, Man::hisfast approaching, and we all know
whatthatindicates.... Marchrnadness! Okay, okay,
so maybe that's not exactly the first thing some of
us think about... but perhaps Spring Break? Visions of sleeping and sloth dancing in our heads...
Of course, maybeyou'relisteningto your irrational self... which is undoubtedly pleading with you
to take off on a wild and crazy adventure... (Rationality is completely over-rated) So if you are a)
irrational, b) adventuresome, c) poor, d) attracted
byforeignaccents,e)inlovewithgelatto,orany/
all/none of the above, you must be reading the
rightartide. Yep,yougues;edit:we'retalkingabout
international budgettravelhere! (Yay!) [Disclaimer:
my resources are reliable but background checks
are permissible.] The best (so I'm told) way to
travelwhenyouarepinchingpenniesistocrashat
hostels, especially on the wonderful continent of
Europe. Chances are, staying at a hostel will be
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Campingwould pose acouple difficulties. For
example, lugging a tent and camping supplies
around Europe just might be a bigger hassle than
you would think. (Of course, you can always
crash for free at airports.) Hostels will be economical and most assuredly a lot more fun, and
only for around $10-$25 US dollars anight. Hard
to beat! Big cities will generallybemorecostlythan
your out-of-the-way rural-village-type-town. Be
wary of London- in all probability it has one of
the more expensive hostel rates of any city in Europe. Ontheotherhand,Irelandhassomeofthe
cheapest rates. Bed and breakfasts also provide an
interesting variation, and are usually affordable.
As an added bonus, if you aretravelingwith a
small group, you can split the cost.
Now, every hostel tends to have a distinctive
character. SomehostelswillresembleanAmericanfrathousewhileotherswill be asimpledorrn,
ormaybeevenacabin. Nearlyeverycitythroughout Europe sports hostels connected to the network of the Hostelling International (HQ organi-

This is what Europe would look like without
acaption.

zation-if you're a member, you'll get disco
However, depending on what you're aiming
get out ofyour traveling experience, stayingat
hostelsmightnotbe"ideal". Iffindinga ·
hostel with more "culture" perse appealsto
try an independently run hostel. The dif£
between HI and independent hostels is p
much equivalent to the difference betWi

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By Michael Malone 04'

Part One
Wednesday January 30th was the Hustler's

last game beforetheAll-Star Break. Playingwhat
weretheundefeated, butcertainlydefeatableSpartans, the winless, but certainly losetoable Hustlers, started off with some rather avante garde
ball handling as Chuck Anderson fell on top of
an opposing player, and did not even apologize.
The Spartan B-team barely managed to win
the first quarter, but gave their A-team the early
lead 13 to 11. The Spartans were paced by Neil
Turnquist, whose curious strategy of missing all
five of his free throws, confounded the Hustler
defense to no end.
The second quarter started off poorly for the
Spartans right at tip off, withMykenMag Wrre
tipping the ball to a bumbling Matt Calise, who
dutifully knocked the ball out of bounds. The
Hustlers managed to tie the score at 15, with
eight minutes left in the quarter, and with 6:30
left, managed to have one up on the offensively,
but certainly not sexually, sterile Spartans. The
end of the quarter saw the Hustler lead fall from
sixto two, despite both an excellent game from
Louis Kovacs-who ultimately scored 12-and the
Hustler defense which shut out three Spartans:
:Michael Grenke, Peter Heynamen-who by the
byestinks-andMatt Calise, but still allowed W.tre
7.
It was back to reality for the Hustlers in the
third, asKabe Erkenbrack's shot, from an Alec
"I've got to fly the plane" Chance fast break, was
'cally blocked by Spartan WardKashiwa
ickGarklavsthenheroicallymadeabasketfrom
ectly under the net forthe Spartans, bringing
Huster lead down to 1. Eric Thompson later
a foul on his shot, and sank both of his
throws giving the Spartans their first lead in
Ost 13 minutes. The Hustler's regained a
t lead of three by mid quarter, only to have
· from a T. Russel three pointer, which
e game at 35. Alec Chance's questionable
of the next Spartan shot was ruled foul.
cried foul, andhereleasedall the anger he
balled up from tolerating three years offreshroommates-get your room deposit slips in
• ekids! A technical was called, and the fol. gfree throws put the Spartans up 2. At
Chance was fouled while his team was in

Basketball: A
Hustler Trilogy

the bonus andhe stepped to the line,
took his foul shot, and it went in.
But then Dan Russel realized he had
mistakenly counted the fouls and concluded the Hustlers were not in the
bonus, and subsequently Chance's
free throw was taken off the score.
The Hustler B-team ended like it began with Chuck.Andersonfallingon
top of someone again, however this
time Ian King of his own team.
Not surprisingly the Spartans
controlled the rest of the game, and
while the Hustlers managed to cut
the Spartan lead from 14 to 5 at the
end of the game, it was not enough,
and they lost 65 to 70. Desperate in
the forth to win the game, freshman
Josh William Hyden decided to emVoodoo goddess Slamagweknud claims another ball.
ploy some black magic. Taking a lay-up his ball
went up to the rim, rolled alittle bit, and just sat thePresident'sDinner, it was afrustratingquarthere against the back.board refusing to go into terforthe Hustlers. As is typical of him, Bobby
the hoop. Truly the most bizarre shot in the Ramsey got very angry at the poor officiating
game, the referees ruled it a jump ball and the of Mag Wire, who, Bobby alleges, turned a
game continued Mr. Hyden was unable to an- blind eye to a defensive foul on one of
swer the question of what it is like working with
Ramsey's baskets. This resulted in Ramsey runSlamagweknud, the Voodoo goddess of bas- ning full tilt into Mag Wrre in a characteristically
ketball, as he desperately needed to wash his primitive attempt to mark out his territory and
sweaty body in the virgin blood of some young Mag Wire proceeded to leave him alone. Led
chickens, while pretendingto actuallyenjoyreggea by Kovacs, who scored 8, the Hustler's manmusic. Slamagweknud's reluctance to help the aged to cut the lead, but only to ten, winning
Hustler's can be traced back to John Cooper's the quarter, but still behind 30 to 40.
punchingthetrack'sstairwellinthesecondquarThe third quarter saw the Hustlers working
ter, after fouling Craig Pratt. Cooper broke off as pairs. Offensively Blake Kiltoff and Alec
some of the railing, expressed dismay, and con- Chance scored 6 points each, while Kabe
tinued the game. Later in the forth quarter he Erkenbrak and Johann DuHoffman both actook apass in the face. Coincidence? No.
cumulated 5 fouls, and worked to hold every
Druid player to under 4 points. This duality
Part Two
continued to the score itself as the Hustlers
Wednesday February 6th was the Hustler's tied the Druids to end the third 54, 54.
next game, playing the Druids, who easily won
But the Hustlers could not contain the
the first quarter 22 to 10. The Druids paced by momentum, and the Druids began to take back
freshman Nick Whittier's 6 and 5 from sopho- control. With the Druids up 7 and 10:30 left
more Ethan Hall-who finished the day very on the clock announcer Bob Uecker-who's
high with 8- held every Hustler player to under working the local Hooters all this week-anthree points. But as the order of the universe nounced that John "Spanky" Cooper had enis delicately balanced, the Hustler players did tered the arena. Within 4 minutes the Hustlers
accumulate many fouls.
had tied the Druids at 65, but then Ray Sears
The second quarter saw another strong of- scored 8 straight points and the game was bafensive game from Louis Kovacs of the Hus- sically over, except Druid Ben Speakmen' s
tlers. Minus John Cooper, who was attending
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A D N0 t e S
"The athlete realizes that there has to be a
balance between tension and relaxation. The
coach has two type of problem players: those
who try too hard, and those who don't give a
damn. Sportandlifearebestplayedinastateof
relaxed tension, or tense relaxation."
-from George Sheehan'sRunning to Win
Athlete of the Week honors for the men this
weekgoestoHustlerballerMrHyden. Thefrosh
bonusbabywasintheemergencyroomsickthis
past Saturday morning with a virus, but managed to bounce back enough by game time to
play for the short handed Redmen. And the
dude had his best game of the season, playing
more minutes than he would have liked, and
scoring more points than anyone would have
expected. His 15 points lead all Hustlers, and
pacedhisteamtotheirfirstvictoryoftheyear.
Athlete of the Week honors for the women
goes to the senior Miss Krasniewicz for all the
spirited ball she played this past week.. She had
a hot hand earlier in the week for the Amazons,
sooring 4 points, and pulling down tons ofreebs,
and playing some tough dee. And then on Sunday, Miss Krasniewicz played in both the
women's and mixed divisions of the two on
two tournament.
More on the two on two: winners this year
are as follows: men's A-Mssrs.
CooperandMaguire;men'sb-Mssrs.Collier
and Gilbreath; women's-Miss Scroggs and
Thrall;andmixed-MissThrallandMr.Cooper.
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: Cooper punched the punching bagwith 0: 16.7
: seconds left, and then it did end Druids 77,
: Hustlers 73.
:
Part Three
:
: Saturday was a day of upsets: First the
: Guardians upset the Spartans 79 to 59, and
: then the Hustlers upset the Greenwaves. This
: is how the Hustlers did it.
.
They began the game with only 7 players
: showing up. That's the total for both the A
: andB-teams, and had I not already told you
: who'd win, you'd rightfully think that the
: Hustler's chances of winning were about as
: good as Andrew Baisch becoming a profes: sional horse jockey. But even with only 5 B: teani players, they jumped to an early lead off
: an Alec Chance patented "stop and shoot,"
: and then they were up 7, up 12, 13, 19, and
: theyfinishedthefirstquartersooring28,against
: a dumbfounded gaggle of Guardians, who
: only managed15-11 of which came from Daniel
: Malkiel and his three, three pointers.
: Anyways, the Hustler's held on to the lead
: in the second, letting it drop to as low as three,
: before finishing the quarterup 6, with 40. The
: third saw the game stagnate as the Hustler lead
: hovered around 10. This was in spite of
: Johann DuHoffman having a break out game,
: scoring 8 against the Guardians, whose lead
: scorer Malkiel finished the day with 20 and
: quite an inflated ego-which was rather rapidly
: deflated during the two on two tournament
: thenextday.ButwhileDuHoffmanismanag: ingmakebaskets,hishabitsofpassingtothe
: inanimate stairwell, and twenty feet ahead of
: Alec Chance, are, while well intended, ineffec: tive and conducive to laughter.
:
"Yep" was the answer from Myken Mag
: Wire, when asked at the beginning of the forth
: quarter whether the Hustlers could win this
: game. And that informal affirmation was only
: strengthened by the sound of an echoing slap
: fromJohnCooperashebegantheforthquar: ter with a block of a Lee Goldsmith field goal
: attempt. Despite Jerry Januszewski's22 points,
: Mag Wire proved to be correct and the Hus: tlers managed their first basketball win of the
: season,andnowstandtiedforlastplace.

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The St. John's College Student Weekly
Volume XXIII, Issue 20

Lola' s--A Photo Gallery
Drink Doesn't Cloud the Camera's Memory

Annapolis,M.aryland
Febru,ary 19, 2002

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More Hostel Info
Editor-in-Chief
G. August Deimel
Production Managers
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Section Editors

News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports: Jon Cooper
Contributing to this Issue
Michael Malone
Laura Strache
Photos: Laura Mangum
Arthur Wendel Stout, IV

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DC Voting

As a p.s. to Kristi Meador' s article on European Hostel's (Gadfly, Feb.12) Johnnies
would receive a warm welcome in Rome at a
hostel call "The Beehive" run by transplanted
Americans, Linda and Steve. They offer good
accommodations at reasonable prices (about
$14-16) with a great location, very near the
Coliseum. You can reserve through their
website at http://www.the-beehive.com/ or
email at info@the-beehive.com. (You need the
hyphen between the and beehive) As Kristi
said, "Just go-ROME is waiting!"

Dear Editor,
In a recent and conspicuously contentious
vote the Delegate Council granted an appropriation to the newly chartered Gadfly. The
paper sought funds for a new printer/scanner unit for its office. In years past, the Gadfly has been funded primarily by the administration but the need was apparently felt to
ask the polity to finance the purchase of the
newspaper's equipment. Six of the thirteen
council members declined to support giving the Gadfly some $317 of polity funds.
The measure passed by one vote.
It strikes me as highly irregular th;it two
of those votes in favor of the measure were
from Gadfly production managers Martin
Anderson and Melissa Thomas. That these
council members did not recuse themselves
from an evident conflict of interest on such
a contentious issue is a great surprise to me.
The conflict lies in their being both the givers of money and its receivers as important
members of the Gadfly staff. (I am assuming that Gadfly production managers have at
least something to do with managing the
production of the Gadfly) I'm not implying that either was involved in some nefarious conspiracy to misappropriate Delegate
Council funds, but the appearance of impropriety not only brings into doubt the
ability of certain DC members to appropriate monies in the interests of fairness but
also induces cynicism in the polity towards
the DC as a whole.
I would ask the DC and the polity at large
to examine how money is doled out to dubs
and how we can avoid these conflicts of interest in the future. Whether through so111e
sort of code of ethics or just better judg•
ment on the part of the Delegate Council
members, some restraint should be adopted
by the St.John's student government and
soon.

Alice Chambers
SJC Corporate and Foundation Relations
410 295-5544

Cover Photo By: Laura Mangum

Smoking in Dorms
Founded in 1980, the Gadfly is the student weekly
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and
staff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors
emeriti, members of the Board of Visitors and
Governors, and the offices at the St.John's Santa
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
the sole responsibility of the author(s). The Gadfly reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit
submissions in any way necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought-provoking newspaper which circumstances at St.
John's permit.
Letters of 200 words or fewer have a better
chance of being published than those longer than
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
grammar, punctuation, and spelling in most cases.
The Gadfly is not obligated to publish all submissions and will not print anonymous submissions
except under special circumstances.
Yearly subscriptions are available for $30.00. Tax·
deductible contributions are greatly appreciated.
Please make checks payable to the Gadfly. For
display advertisement prices and information, call
410-263-2371, x2212.
Deadline: Saturday at 3p.m., unless permission
for a delay is granted in advance. Submissions
will be accepted as long as they are legibly written, but typed copies, diskettes, and e-mail submissions are greatly preferred. Please e-mail submissions to sjcgadfly@yahoo.com.

: Dear Editor,
It has come to my attention that smoking
: in the dormitories has increased lately. I would
: like to remind all members of the Polity that
: smoking, according to Maryland law, is not
: permitted in any building on campus, includ: ing the dormitories. There is no exception to
: this rule. This is promulgated in the Student
: Handbook,pp.47-49.
Smoking can have an immediate negative
: impact on the College. It is disruptive in the
: halls as it can and does inhibit other students'
: sleep, study, and work habits; it leads to or
: causes damage in rooms, hallways, and bath: rooms; and it negatively affects those mem: hers and employees of the College who work
: in the dormitories.
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Finally, because it is disruptive and ultimately
: illegal, this shall serve as a preemptive warning
: to all members of the Polity. While the Assis: tant Dean and I hope that this is enough to
: persuade against any acts of smoking, viola: tions of this policy will incur greater initial fi: nancial penalties and may include expulsion
: from on campus housing.
. If you have any questions, please do not
: hesitate to contact either the Assistant Dean or
: myself.
Sincerely,
Andrew Ranson
Director of Student Services

Brian Sumner ' ·

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Behaving Responsibly
Social gatherings are a good thing, but we
can't have them unless we behave responsibly.
Please remind yourself of responsible behavior with respect to parties and the use of alcohol by (re-)reading the relevant sections in the
Students' Handbook (pages 34-39). If your
copy of the Handbook has gone missing, there
is one you may consult in my office. We assume that every student is familiar with this
information, and, by the way, with everything
else in the Students' Handbook. Take a few
minutes to peruse it if you have not done so

Seen:
Sophomore - can you believe it? - Michael
Malone was seen sporting his new athletic
blazer. Mr. Malone is the first person in the
class of 2004 to receive his blazer.

nrently.
Thanks,
Judy Seeger
Assistant Dean

Heard:
Santa Fe ex-patriots
talking about Annapolis.
quotes from The Moon,
SJC-Santa Fe student newspaper

The Good...
Julia Strickler
There is more balance here, and more isolation in Santa Fe. In Santa Fe classes and
ideas take over every aspect of life. Sports
and organizations are bigger here and they
allow people to relax more. They don't carry
the program around with them all the time
like we do in Santa Fe. Another thing is that
when you walk around at night in Santa Fe
you don't really run into anyone, but here
there are always people about.

Rob Gilbreath
I like it here. It is not a living
hell.. ..People wear shoes to seminar.

And The Bad ...
From The Registrar
Senior Oral Examinations begin on Monday,
February 18, in the King William Room and will
continue through Thursday, February 28. Examinations will resume after Spring Break on Monday, March 18 and
go through Friday, May 3.

Caitlin Jane
Reynolds y Vivanco
Don't come! ... The students are mean.
They yell at each other in class, and so some
don't talk. They aren't afraid of the tutors,
they are afraid of the other students. There
is an underlying tension here and no one
goes to the board unless they bring a book. ..
There is an intellectual elitism.

Leslie Wolfe
Master's Essay Oral Examinations begin the
week of April 1, in the
King William Room.
The Oral Schedule will be posted weekly on the Registrar's bulletin board in the basement
of McDowell, on the bulletin board on the main level of the Barr-Buchanan Center, in
the Bookstore, and Library. The first week's schedule will be posted on Wednesday,

I like the campus here in Annapolis better than the one in Santa Fe but I am going
to go back to Santa Fe next year. You hear
people say sometimes that if you could just
have the Annapolis campus and the Santa
Fe people we would be the happiest students on earth.

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Lola's: Some Reminders of the Beautiful

Part One: Whair is Leon Wolfe?
By Michael Malone, '04

Undoubtedly, you, the distinguished reader
ofrreGadfly, remember the cover story of the
November 13, 2001 issue. For those of you,
less distinguished, i.e. the junior class, the cover
story concerned the places in Annapolis where
the distinguished gentleman could get his hair
trimmed. You all also remember that four barbershops were featured. But what you may not
have known, and are certainly not capable of
recollecting, because recollection is as good an
idea as say, voting forthe Libertarian
Party, is that the best barber in all of
Annapolishappens,orhappened,to
work in Eastport.Yes folks, the Gadfly let us down again, like some sort
ofletting-down machine, that lets
people down but not up.
The self-proclaimed "Last of the
Great Barbers" Leon Wolfe, was disappointingly ignored in the article,
and for no good reason. Even Gad·
fly production manager Martin
Anderson, who called Leon's trim a
"pleasurable experience", didn't
bother to mention him. But enough
bashing the Gadfly: we should leave
that to bitter and jealous upperclassmen, frustrated over their inability to wield power.

Gabrielle and Kit prove that Johnnies do
have rhythm.

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For those of you who don't, or didn't,
know Leon, his haircutting was, or is, quite an
experience. It started as you walked into his
dark shop, decorated on the walls with doz.ens
of photographs of distinguished Naval Officers whom Leon had trimmed. A counter
stocked with candy bars and cupcakes that Leon
sold, or sells, was located in the back of the
shop, and they were all covered in hair. Even
the cans of Coca Cola- no Pepsi, because he's
not a communist- in the refrigerator had hair
on them. But hey, it's Leon.You could tell that

yourself more often than one is accustomed
to. But Leon wouldn't let his inability to hear
impede him. Instead he'd ask you the same
questions as the last time you came in, and,
should the conversation stop, he'd ask them
agam.
He brandished two weapons. The first was
his razor clipper, with which he did all of his
haircuts. I'd never had my hair cut completely
by razor clipper before I went to Leon's, but it
is nothing to be worried about, as Leon's years
of experience made, or make, the clipper dearly
more a part of Leon than his ears. He
certainly knew, or knows, some tricks
with that thing. Hair would be quickly
removed from the blades, and to keep
it lubricated he employed a carefully
measured amount of saliva which he
&lt;:5 deftly ejaculated onto the blades peril§
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intheLeon'sden.
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E which Anderson Tallent conserva~ tively described as "a gargantuan bowla. ing ball strapped to his chest." Hyou
were to shift your head as your sideburns were trimmed, keep your elbows anywhere other than your lap, or if Leon
felt he needed to demonstrate his dominance
over you, he'd shove that thing into you like
"some disciplinary tool. It was rock hard and
s:ary."
At the end of your trim, just as he unbuttoned you, five, seven minutes after he began,
you would be startled by the sound of his
industrial vacuum cleaner whirring, and then
be startled again as he put the nozzle against
you head and sucked up the stray hairs. Then
you paid him the $10 he charged, plus tip, and
away you walked, looking good, feeling good.
Sadly Leon has disappeared from his shop
in Eastport since May of last year, as repeated
reconnaissance trips have confirmed. I and
many others who were lucky enough to get
Leon's trim are worried about the guy. But
hopefully by next week we'll know the status
of Leon, as the Gadfly's cracker staff of investigative journalists bring you: Part Two, Is Leon
Alive? And more about the man behind the
legend.
Any information would be greatly appreciated.

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Leon Wolfe (center). Where is he now?

the decorations hadn't changed since late 1964,
and as you sat down in the polyethylene chairs,
you might have thought there'd be quite a wait,
as the only other customer in the shop was
clearly fast asleep. But that guy sleeping was no
customer. No, that was Leon, fresh from his
power nap, which was probably instrumental
in his ability to maintain his shop for 50 years.
And, if he eventually woke up, and could determine that you were a paying customer, he
sat you down in his barber chair and the real
fun began.
Some may say his hair cutting styles were,
or are, limited to the Princeton-short on the
sides, two inches on top, and a taper in the
rear-and the buzz cut he gave the midshipmen. This is probably true. But it wasn't the
haircuts, which were, or are, good, but the style
in which they were, or are, done that made, or
makes, Leon the best. As you first sat in the
chair andhe buttoned you up, you noticed the
earpiece. Some may say Leon was, or is, legally
deaf. This is also probably true. Either way, it
required you to talk at a volume well above
conversational, and resulted in you talking to

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�Report from Santa Fe BY &amp;G Meeting
By Laura Strache, '02
SCI Co-Chair

Committees bring out the unexpected in
people. A person that is generally easy-going can suddenly turn into a detail-oriented
nitpicker when placed on a committee. These
sorts of thoughts ran through my mind as
I sat in the peanut gallery, observing people
seriously discussing the placement of an
asterisk. Yes, an * asterisk. Did the asterisk
belong in the third column or the second
column, and more importantly to what did
it refer? Although this may sound like a
typical DC or SCI meeting; but it was not.
I was not sitting in the Randall Private
Dining Room; but in the Ault Evers Room
of Meem Library on our sister campus. As
the Annapolis Student Representative to the
BV&amp;G (Board of Visitors and Governors),
I was invited to participate on several committees and to listen to the plenary session
of the entire board. It was at the plenary
session that I listened to this discussion of
asterisks and reflected on the nature of committee-behavior. The Investment Committee was presenting its report to the full
board with regard to the college's endowment. That asterisk was connected to no
small peanuts, but $5million in 'non-discretionary assets'. I do not mean to represent the meetings as boring; in fact I found
them quite interesting.
I attended meetings on the following
subjects: Alumni Relations, Digital Strategy,
and Placement/Career Services. Many of the
other meetings were closed to all but board
members serving on those committees.
However, all committees reported to the
plenary session; and their reports are hereby
reported to you - the Annapolis community. First, let me tell you a little about the
board. It's not surprising that they should
be disagreeing in that typical Johnnie way:
60% of them are alumni. One third are
women. 61 % are serving their first or second of 6-year terms i.e. they are younger.
Forty-two percent are from the west/southwest and 58% are from the east coast. This
was all reported by the Nominating Committee. They also met in a private session
where they discussed tutor appointments;
but for some reason I wasn't invited.

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I did attend the Digital Strategy ComI heard some interesting things with remittee, where they are working on bringing gard to alumni giving in the Capital CamSt. John's into the 20th - I mean the 21" paign Committee's presentation. Apparcentury. The school is in the process of re- ently, groups that give to the college make
designing its website; and the new website their contributions contingent upon alumni
should be up and running before the end giving. If only a low percentage of alumni
of 2002. The site will no longer begin with give to the college, many potential donors
a split between the Santa Fe and Annapolis will not make a gift. They look at how many
campuses.
alumni give, not how much they give. The
Further
campaign will begin next year and hopes
into the :;
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think I've become
by two
websites. There will be a current
disappointed in the
alumni directory accessible from the
college, as soon as I
site, with a password. You will also
start talking to
someone outside
be able to buy books from bookstores
(perhaps at another
on either campus. You will continue Warren Spector-he does alright.
college), I realize
to be able to access the Placement
how grateful I am
Office's resources from the website,
to be here. Maybe you are too: don't be shy
including a "Johnnie-friendly" job listing.
The Visiting Committee takes up differ- about admitting it. You'll still be cool {esent subjects at every board meeting. In the pecially if you wear black, smoke cigarettes
fall they talked about Admissions. At the and look at everyone disdainfully).
I'll try not to bore you too much longer.
January meeting the Visiting Committee
discussed the placement and career services. Mr. Nelson announced that the Annapolis
The two campuses call the office different campus will definitely be building a new
things: in Annapolis it's the Placement Of- dorm to house approximately 30-40 people,
fice; in Santa Fe it's Career Services. In the F acuity housing is being considered in Santa•
college's next capital campaign, they hope to Fe. A site assessment and feasibility project
acquire funds to make something compa- is underway to determine how to enhan~
rable to the Hodson Trust available to stu- the character of the campus and the he
dents in Santa Fe. The board also consid- of the ecosystem. To quote the chair of
ered suggestions on how the alumni net- Physical Plant Committee, the plan is to
work can be better accessed by students seek- tegrate the new development with thee
ing career advice. This could serve the col- of the college." {e8ocr was a very popu
lege in a couple of ways: it could get recent word this week.) If you' re interested in h
alumni to stay involved with the college ing any more about the board and them
community at the same time that students ing in January, drop me a line in cam
mail. Watch for another article next week
could get some much needed guidance.
Annapolis transfers that I ran into whil
Santa Fe!

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"A good merchant hides his goods and appears to
have nothing; askilledcraftsman leaves no traces."
Lao-Tzu
Athlete of the Week honors for the men
goes to the Spartans Mr. Turnquist, who is
proving himself an all around winter sportsman. Mr. Turnquist is one of the Spartans
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in the men's league. In addition, Mr.
Turnquist is turning out to be quite the
pugnacious goalkeeper for the Spartan team
handball squad. He came up with an impressive number of saves in the Spartans
handball victory over the Druids this past
week. And between you and me, the field
players may have all the fun and get the glory,
but handball is decided by the goalies.
Athlete of the Week honors for the
women goes to the very smooth and stylish
febbie phenom Miss Rinn. Miss Rinn had a
complete game this past in the women's
league for the Furies, handling the ball well,
dishing, rebounding, and scoring. Her superb play was a big reason for the Furies
first win of the season.
Three on Three results: women'sUmemoto, Gregory, and Owen; men's BCalise, Heyneman, and Tallent; men's ADay, Wise, and Adams; and mixed-Polk,
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G. August Deimel
Production Managers
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Section Editors
News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports: Jon Cooper
Contributing to this Issue

Hayden Brockett
Ms. Roberta Gable
Erin Krasniewicz
Mr. Leo Pickens
Cover By: Martin Anderson

Founded in 1980, the Gadfly is the student weekly
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and
staff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors
emeriti, members·6f the Board of Visitors and
Governors, and the offices at the St.John's Santa
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
the sole responsibility ofthe author(s). The Gadfly reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit
submissions in any way necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought-provoking newspaper which circumstances at St.
John's permit.
Letters of 200 words or fewer have a better
chance of being published than those longer than
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
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except under special circumstances.
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Please make checks payable to the Gadfly. For
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Apology# 1

SCI Minutes
By Elizabeth Laughlin, '05
SCI Freshman Representative

The February 21, 2002, meeting of the Student Committee on Instruction was attended
by Freshman Representatives Mr. Mark
Ingham and Ms. Elizabeth Laughlin, Sophomore Representatives Ms. Jill Delston and Mr.
Neal Turnquist, Junior Representative Ms. Maya
Alapin, Senior Representatives Ms. Megan
: mtly.
Sincerely, Maxwell-Smith andMr.JustinNaylor, and CoMegan Maxwell-Smith Chairs Mr. Aaron MacLean and Ms. Laura
Strache. Also in attendance was January Freshmen Mr. Justin Lanier.
Apology #2
The topic of conversation at the meeting
was a continuation of the previous week's disThe Ga4fly accepts responsiblity forthe mis- cussion of Instructional Materials. The Com: hap regarding the SCI Potluck article. For fu- mittee attempted to differentiate between the
: ture reference, when one chooses to submit kinds of manuals that exist, the mandated and
: work to the Gadfly, e-mail sent to the correct non-mandated manuals, and the general opin: address, which is sjcgadfly@yahoo.com, is the ion of liked and disliked manuals. A few of
: preferred method of submission.
the questions raised by various Committee
The Gadfly members were as follows: Should the Junior
Year consist of more primary texts and an attempt be made !it making the manuals more
Apology #3
of a supplementary material? How should we
This week, the Gadfly received a letter re- gauge the practicality and usefulness of manu: spondingto Caitlin Reynolds y Vivanco's quote als? What real "preparation" do students need
: in our last issue. The author graciously offered to be successful with the Junior Calculus
: to retract the letter, but I understand that this Manual? Do we actually need the help a manual
: is not the only criticism Ms. Reynolds has re- supplies when attempting to understand some: ceived. Her comments were printed without thing like Ptolemy, Kepler, Copernicus, and
: her explicit permission and were never intended possibly the elements of music that we study
: fortheGa4f/y. Printingherquotewasthought- at St.John's. This discussion will continue
: less and irresponsible, and I personally regret again at this week's meeting. If you have any
ideas on any of the above mentioned ques: the decision to do it.
tions or on anything else concerning InstrucG. August Deimel
Editor-in-Chief tional Materials, please attend this week's meet-

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To beclear.. .Ididnotmean to attribute to
the Ga4fly staff a malicious intent that showed
itself in not printing my submissions. In general, I do not think they are malicious. And
when they mean to be, they show it very di-

rng.

Other items mentioned at the meeting included: the "Plato in the Springtime" Dialogues,
and the January Freshman Seminar on Seminar that will take place tomorrow, February 27,
2002, in McDowell Hall.
This week's meeting concluded with Freshman Representative Mark Ingham donning
half an eggshell with a picture of an eyeball
and then adorning an apple with his creation.
Kudos for your creativity, Mr. Ingham.
Lastly, asincere 1HANKS to all ofthe guests
who came out to the Boathouse on Saturday
night to attend the SCI-sponsored Student"
Tutor Potluck. Weappreciateallthosewhocune
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Senior Oral Translations from
Examinations· Catullus
Tuesday, Feb. 26th

Translation by Anderson Tallent, '04
Ideas and Images Editor

xxx:
Cruel Alfenus, to comrades false and thankless,
do you now cease to pity your sweet friend?
Do you not hesitate, dishonest traitor,
now to betray me, now me to deceive?
You think disloyal deeds delight the gods?

Rachel Dudik
11:45
Exodus
Jeffrey Ramsey
3:45

You have abandoned me in time of woe
- alas, what can men do, where place their trust?you bade me truly trust my soul to you
leading me into love, as though 'twere safe,
so why do you desert me, unjust man?

1he Federa/,ist, Madison, Declaration of
Irulejmdence, etc.
Jonathon Polk
5:00
Homer, Odyssey

You let the winds and vapors of the air
bear all you phony words and deeds away.
Have you forgotten this? Be sure, the gods
remember all, be sure that Faith remembers.
Faith, someday soon, will punish you for this.

Wednesday, Feb. 27th
Megan Maxwell-Smith
11:45
Tolstoy, Wararu/Peace

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How like a god is he who sits beside you!
If it is possible, he seems to be
greater even than a god is, when allowed
to look on you andhear you laughing sweetly.

Sean Ross
3:45
The Gospel of Matthew

A sight like this deprives me of my sense,
o miserable me, whom hope exhausts.
Whenever I see you, darling Leshia,
my voice no more abides within my mouth,

Catherine Cox
5:00
Aristotle, Ethics, Politics

my tongue completely falters, subtle flame
steals down my limbs, my ears within inward humming
begin to tingle, and, in twofold night
my very eyes are drowned.

Thursday, Feb. 28th
John French
11:45
The Book of Job
Amelia Adams
3:45
T.S.Elliot, The Wastelarul

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"Thin s fall apart.
By Anderson Tallent '04
Ideas and Images Editor
The Greenwaves must play basketball with
gremlins in their gym shorts. Or so anyone
who has attended their hoops games this semester must imagine. For the second time this
season, a contest involving the Waves was interrupted on account of mechanical problems
in the Temple. Last month, the problem was
localized- every few hours, the fire alarm in
the gym would without reason begin to sound
for all it was worth. On Saturday afternoon,
however, at about 3:30, what no Greenwave
knew, and what not a one of them could have
known, was that when the lights went out in
Igleheart, they were also going out also in buildings all over campus. McDowell, Randall,
Campbell, Pinkney and Chase Stone halls all
went dark, and this was bad news for almost
everyone. The Spartans and Guardians, slated
to face one another at 4:00 on Saturday, were
forced to reschedule their game for Monday after seminar. Students studying in the McDowell
classrooms were forced from their books and
ejected from the building. People working busily
on their annual essays watched in horror as their
computers instantly ceased to hum, and the
digital red glow of countless alarm clocks was
altogether extinguished as their heretofore
steady supply of electric sustenance suddenly
rai-i dry, as it were. Among the other casualties
was the humorously-advertised game of Midnight Dodgeball. Candles were lit, and dormitory doors were propped open. The only people,
it seemed, who had any cause for celebration
were the delinquent few who had lost, or neglected to carry, tlieir electronic keycards.
As emergency Buildings and Grounds staff
worked alongside the skilled technicians of
Dawson Electric Company to restore power to
the dorms, life suddenly became very difficult
for the friendly employees of Bon Apetit. Already heavily burdened by their agreement to
provide food at the SOTutor Student Potluck,
Cafe Randall staff worked furiously to prepare
supper in the hot, dark, and now-known-tobe-mouse infested dungeon-like kitchen. Decorative candles were cleverly utilized to provide
what lighting they cold in the otherwise dim
dining hall Fortunately for Bon Apetit, few students felt comfortable eating in the scarily surreal half-light of the hall, and as a result, unex-

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pectedly high numbers decided to attend the in blissful ignorance of the fact that no alarm
Potluck. This, as I said, was good news for the clock would be there to wake them up in the
kitchen crew, but bad news for the SO mem- morning. The only creatures that seemed to take
bers and volunteers to whom fell the task of any notice of the situation were the mice. Being
securing adequate stone and silverware for the nocturnal animals, the utter darkness that inhungry masses converging on the Hodson stantly enveloped the school only made them
Boathouse. Led by one fearless co-chair and more active.
Indulge me in a personal anecdote. I stayed
armed with their own native knack for clandesup late Saturday night, well into Sunday morntine hijinks, a team of students bravely entered
into the Randall kitchen. One student, who ing. At approximately 3:52 am.. , as I returned
asked only to be
identified in the Gadfly as Aramis, described the place as" a
hot, dark, and nowk now n - to-bemouse-infested
dungeon ... "
Another student
who, as when a
sophomore, chose
to remam anonymous, recounted the
scene she encountered upon entering.
"There were babies
crying, andmicescurrying on the floor.
The kitchen crew
were frenziedly at
work in the darkInside the rats' secret subterranean lair
ness," all the while "cursin' the kitchen and the
school, cursin' the blackout, and cursin' the to my room from brushing my teeth, I was
startled by what seemed to me to be the sound
Lord!"
Things were difficult for the Security staff as of mice chirping in my closet. This kind of
well. The hardships involved in guarding six thing has happened before. When the mouse
dorrritories vr.ith ftinctionh?J.g keyc:ard syste~s problem was ody coPli.n.ed to third Randall, I
were magnified exponentially when the electronic listened laughingly to the various horror stounlocking devices shut off and the doors were ries reported to me by that floor's residents. I
left wide open, allowing easy access to any even remember once hearing with gladness that
would-be burglar. As a safety precaution, an a poor little mouse had been spared after he
emergency generatorw&lt;J.s set up on the quad to was caught on one of those sticky-pad mousepower two large prison-style lights. One officer traps. But when some people down the hall
described his Saturday night graveyard shift as knocked on my door a couple of weeks ago
"a big pain in the [hindquarters]. All the sud- and asked me for a flashlight because there was
den, everybody with a gripe becomes your boss. a mouse in their room, I became somewhat
What this campus needs is some nervous.
On Friday morning, after another long night,
understandin'". Understanding, indeed.
By midnight, power had returned to several I was, at the hour of 3:34 a.m., terrified by the
of the dorms, but it was not to last. Things sound of mice running just above me on the
shut down again just before 4:00 a.m. This sec- ceiling tiles of second Campbell. That mornond outage went virtually unnoticed by most ing, when I was taking a nap, my morning nap,
of the Polity, who continued to sleep soundly
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Potlu k, Contra D nee
By Hayden Brockett, '04
When the power went out at 2:30 on Saturday afternoon, the SCI was not perturbed.
One freshman representative was seen struggling with anonfunctionalkeycardreader, but
otherwise the organizers of the third semiannual Tutor Student Potluck felt confidant
that their plans for a quiet evening of good
food and friendly conversation would be unaffected. Even when the power stayed out
longer than was originally estimated, there was
no rush to alarm. Contra dance organizers,
whose inaugural event was scheduled for after
the potluck, were similarly untroubled.
SCI co-chair Aaron MacLean, when he
spoke to the Gadfly as late as 5:00, was still
nonchalant. "We'll mosey on down to the
boathouse and see what's going on," he said,
while standing in a darkened Campbell hallway. 'We still have, what, anhourandahalf?"
The setting sun silhouetted the committee
members as they bore their dishes from a darkened campus towards the boathouse, the only
building on campus with electricity, save
Mellon. Little did they know the logistical challenges towards which they were moseying.
The events of last Saturday evening may
not have been of mythic proportions, but the
several tales of triumphant organization in the
face of trying circumstances did prompt certain Biblical allusions and inspire at least one
conspiracy theory within the student polity.
According to a message left on the Randall
chalkboard the next morning, some students
suspected the SO of arranging for the power
outage in order to increase attendance at the
potluck. Had those mistrustful students but
seen the tense faces of certain SCI members
come 6:30 Saturday evening, as nearly a hundred hungry students and tutors crowded the
boathouse, they would have known better.
A crew of volunteers arrived at the boathouse a little after the half-hour, having fetched
several crates of dishes and flatware from the
dimly lit Randall kitchen. Several tense moment;; throughout the night occurred between
Bon Appetit staff and potluck organizers,
both parties feeling the burden of trying to
feed a hungry community under difficult conditions. Earlier instances of miscommunication and hurt feelings came to a head when
the potluck ended up needing more dishes
than originally expected.

The dismal atmosphere of the dining hall to assist aharried but cheerfulJunior Represenand frantic attitude of the kitchen staff pre- tativeMiss Townsend., who insisted that she ensented a sharp contrast to the warm and bus- joyed the work.
tling boathouse, where nearly one hundred
Asthemealwrappedup, the announcement
community members gazed at the food set wasmadethatthecontradance, which was to be
before them and wondered
held in the dining
whether it would suffice. The
hall, had instead been
hostswonderedaswell,forthe
moved to the boatunavailability of the Campbell
house on account of
kitchen and the distasteful nadarkness. Approxiture of the limited Bon Appetit
mately fifty commuoffering had combined to send
nity members stayed
scores of hungry and emptyfor the dance and
handed students to the boatmore wandered
house, hoping to take the SCI
down from the rest
uponitsoffertofeedallcomof the pitch-dark
ers. A tripling of attendance
~ campus. Under the
and only a modest increase in
§ able, if sometimes
the number of available dishes
~ frustrated, tutelage
sent the SCI and other mem~ ofMssrs.Naylorand
bers ofthe Polity into action.
~ Hunt, the dancers
SCI members set out in search
~ formed into lines and
of poultry and pizza.
§ began to learn the art
Thepotluckwasn'texactlythe
of contradance. The
weddingfeastatCana,inthatthe
a. mass lesson proved
best cuisine (and all of the wine) Mary Townsend, an SCI member went to
successful, despite a
was served first, but that the pro- great lengths to make the potluck a success
noticeable penchant

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curement of four loaves and five
chickens (cf. five loaves, two fishes) ensured that
everyone ate did have something of a miracle to
it. Co-chair :MacLean waxed rhetorical towards
the middle of the evening, telling the gathering,
"My personal pledge to each and every one of
you is that everyone will be fed," but refrained
from castigating anyone of little faith or escaping
in a rowboat onto College Creek. As the eighteen pizzas arrived, the buzz of conversation
took on a pleasant and well-satisfied tenor. Tutors and students conversed around the tables
or the circles they had formed on the floor and
the busy SCI members were able to relax and
even eat something themselves.
In comparison to the previous two potlucks,
what Saturday evening lost in intimacy, it made
up for in vitality. Thequalityofthehomemade
food was the highest it has ever been, and tutor
attendance increased slightly over last semester's
potluck, as did emergency tutor assistance. Mr.
andMrs. TuckwerekindenoughtoruntoGraul's
for supplies in the middle of the evening, and as
soon as the chicken arrived, Mr. Braithwaite
promptly set to work carving it. Following the
meal, Mr. Braithwaite made his way to the kitchen
where he organized a dishwashing assembly line

among the dancers to
seek complicated principles in adance style whose
essence is a kind of spirited simplicity. Soon,
twenty-sixcoupleswerecompetentlyandinsome
cases expertly dancing to the strains of St. John's
own contra dance band, The Old Gray Cats,
whose debut performance was remarkably
strong.
The contra dance was met with much enthusiasm and continued until about 12:30 a.m.,
which was an hour longer than expected, After
each dance, the room erupted in applause, ostensibly in appreciation of the band's efforts, but
often also in expression of the dancers' exhilaration at having successfully performedeac._h dance.
Even more beautiful than the sight of some of
the later dances and more experienced dancers
was the camaraderie and enjoyment felt by all.
As the SO and contra dancers cleaned up after the evening, it was generally agreed that the
potluck was a great success whose particulars need
not be duplicated in its next occurrence. The contra dance was an even more remarkable achievement, considering its novelty at St.John's, and,
it was felt by all, was an event worth much revisiting. Look for more dances later in the semester
and remember the SCI' s next potluck come autumn.

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By Roberta Gable
Director of Alumni

How To Gain Happiness
and Financial Security
where and wouldn't have much time for European travel. They had a swell eighteen-day
trip, including aweeklong cruise on the Adriatic.
Then, back to reality, andPausic moved to
DC, where she had a typical entry-level job as
an associate at a fairly large law firm. They did
government contract work, representing industries who supply goods and services to the
government; and they also did some international and immigration work, which was
Pausic's area of interest, but she ended up doing a lot more government contract cases than
international.
In the meantime, as a result of the (soon
to prove pivotal) Croatian vacation, she became involved with the Croatian American
community in DC. Young professionals,
mostly children of recent emigres, would get
together and talk politics: it was 1989, and
change, with the prospect of multi-party elections in Hungary, Poland, and Czechoslovakia, was sweeping Europe. And then they did
more than talk: they started to host visits from
democratic political leaders in Croatia, hoping
to get U.S. governmental support for free elections there.
Finally they decided they needed to form a
non-profit tax-exempt corporation to support
this work, and the Croatian Democracy Project
(CDP) was born, the first 501(c)(3) formed
for this cause in this country. (A 501(c)(3) is a
non-profit in the eyes of the folks whose sanction is de rigueur: the IRS.) And as the situation in Croatia heated up, Pausic's interest in
government contract work cooled down-her
pro bono work for the CDP became her fo-

[A shorter version of this profile appeared
in the summer2001 issue of The College.]
TiaPausicA'86 worked forthe summer after graduation in a law firm back in Pittsburgh
(whence she had come) and then in the fall
headed for Harvard Law School. But this will
not turn into a tale of swank corporate offices
and breathtaking salaries, nor will it be a yarn
about the happy discursive life of teaching law.
Yes, there is a third path for the Harvard lawyer.
But first, a word or two about the Harvard
experience. Pausic said that, after St.John's, it
was somewhat disappointing educationally
because of the huge classes and big lecture halls.
Fortunately, in the second and third years there
are smaller classes and seminars available,
which were more interacti~e and thought-provoking. I asked her if law school was a neverending exercise of studying around the clock
(although I think I put it more colloquially),
andshelaughed. Notatall! Sheamusedherself in her copious free time by being on the
editorial board of the Women's Law Journal,
and being a technical director for the Harvard
Law School Drama Society. She was also a
teaching fellow at Harvard College. Her recommendation for law school (paraphrasing
advice she got from a St.John's alum!): try to
get in to a school located in a town where you'd
like to live. She said being in Cambridge and cus.
Boston was "fabulous" and most of her good
In 1991 war broke out in Croatia. The CDP
friends from law school have also chosen third (andPausic, the president thereo~ realized that
paths to pursue.
the only way they would succeed in bringing
But all good things must come to an end: democracy-building resources from the U.S.
she graduated In celebration thereof, she and to Croatia would be to open an office in Zagreb.
her father went on the Croatian Fraternal (And what exactly are" democracy-building reUnion of Pittsburgh's more or less annual sources", do you ask? In response to the
trip to Croatia. This was for several reasons: democratic changes in eastern Europe in the
ever since she was a little girl, her father had eighties, an industry of support grew up in
been wanting to take her there (he is Croatian the United States, for everything from election
andPausic's mother is Romanian); and Pausic systems (our forteQ and party-building to comfigured that before she started work as a law- mercial legal reform and economic-related isyer was probably a good time, because she'd sues, like pension reform, the creation of small
probably be working pretty much straight for and medium enterprise, and the development
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office in May of 92, and Pausic was the first
Executive Director.
She had been back to Croatia three times
on CDP business since that first fateful vacation. But now we're talking immersion.
There was the language to be reckoned with
("I tried not to be afraid of speaking"), the
lack of consumer goods ("I developed a scavenger mentality that has been hard to shake!"),
the toilet paper ("like tree bark"), and her
living situation. She had a small one-bedroom apartment, which was not only her
home, but also the CDP office, and the crash
pad for any CDP visitors.
Pausic set to work developing projects to
submit to funding agencies, both public and
private. For example, the Children's Hospital in Zagreb was in need of a mobile medical clinic, since they were basically the only
pediatric hospital in the whole country ~d
also tasked with health care for refugee children throughout Croatia. She found funding with the So.ros Foundation to purchase
and equip the vehicle, and in 1993 they were
then able to help children in remote places.
(By 1999 the local hospitals were enough recovered that the vehicle was then donated to
the military unit in charge of mine-clearing
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Another CDP project was in concert with
theFreedomFoundationinDC: togetherthey
won a contract from the USIA to run a viSitor
program focussing on human rights and minority rights: young leaders from Croatia were
brought over here for a three-week four-city
tour (DC, Charlottesville, Santa Fe, and Los
Angeles), where they were able to meet with
local leaders and academics to learn about the
culture, history, policies, etc. of minority population relations.
Pausic was actually here in the U.S. when
the visitor program took place in 94, because
she had had to face reality. She was making
next to nothing working for anon-profit, and
had deferred her law school loans for two years,
but now had to think about shoulderingtl1at
burden again. "I left in December 93, thinking I was never going back. I cried on the
plane to Frankfurt."
Back in DC, she camped on her sister's
couch and continued to help out at the CDP
while she looked for a job. She talked to the
president of America's Development Foundation (who was on the advisory board of the
CDP) about possibly getting involved with
projects there. In March 94 he called her and
told her that USAID had issued an RFA (Request for Applications) for a human rights
project in Croatia, and asked her if she would
help write it and be the Chief of Party (basically, be the person who would be in charge if
the grant were given). She would, she did,
andADF, anon-profit in Alexandria, VA, was
awarded the contract for a project to strengthen
the abilities of the human rights organizations
in Croatia. (A handful had been formed in
the wake of the war, but there was no history
of non-profits there, and the organizations
were basically at square one.)
So, having left Croatia expecting never to
return, she moved back in October 94 to provide training, give technical assistance, and bring
grant funding to the Croatian groups. This
time her set-up in Zagreb was a lot different.
The grant was for $2.5 million over a three
year period She had her own apartment, and
in her office she had actual equipment, actual
staff, and an actual salary; and she had become
fluent in Croatian, fluent enough even to be a
Croatian/English interpreter. She designed a
grant program, but when they were about to
give their first grants in 95 the government
initiated a military operation to seize occupied
territory from the Serbs, and Zagreb was
bombed, making for a certain amount of, shall
we say, uncertainty in her life. Nonetheless,
they hung in there, the occupied territory was

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P.O.Box2800
Annapolis, MD 21404

N0 tes
By Mr. Leo Pickens,
Athletic Director

"It is not the same thing to talk ofbulls as to be
in the bullring."
Spanish Proverb

Athlete of the Week honors for the
women goes to the Furies Miss Brianne
Seymour. Miss Seymour, a newcomer to
the game of basketball, has been steadily
improving through her first season, and is
turning out to be a skilled rebounder and
assist artist. Miss Seymour 1s unselfish team
play helped the Furies win their final game
of the women's basketball season this past

Tuesday.
Speaking of women's basketball: don't
forget, Women's March Madness gets underway this Tuesday afternoon and will continue after Spring Break. Check the rosters
posted in the gym and in the coffee shop to
see what time you're on, and come on out
and catch the Madness.
Athlete of the Week honors for the men
goes to the mini Russell, a.k.a. T. Thad a
huge game this past Saturday, scoring 24
points in the Spartans mauling of the Waves.
T has been doing a great job all season as
the point guard for the Spartans bee team.
He handles the ball well, dishes off unselfishly, plays tough dee, and has a fine touch
from the inside as well as from downtown.
N ota Bene: If the Guardians and the
Spartans both win their remaining games,
the championship game will be played the
first Tuesday night we get back from Spring
Break, the 19th, at 7:30pm.

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A Nasty Rumor: Survival
of the Un-Fittest
By Erin Krasniewicz, '02

I play women's basketball. I show up, I
play, I win or lose, and then I leave. Sometimes I stick around long enough to hear
the joy of victory, or the agony of defeat.
Most of the grumbling I hear is left behind
at the gym, along with our inside shoes. But
lately, I've been hearing whispers of something that threatens SJC sports as we know
them, and makes me wonder about that
spirit of community we keep hearing about.
It seems there are some people who dislike competing with superior athletes. In
fact, these people are of the opinion that
any woman who's bigger, stronger, and
faster than the rest of us (and let's admit it,
ladies, that's not a very difficult thing)
should be restricted to playing men's sports.
It's official: St. John's College is the only
ecosystem in the world where individuals
are penalized for being genetically gifted.
By the by, why is this a problem now? All
four years I've been here, there have been
big, strong, fast women playing women's
ball. You know some of them, I'm sure,
and God bless 'em, they can be tough customers. I pity the fool who might have dared
to suggest to, say, Tally Scroggs that she stop

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playing women's basketball. This year's star
athletes seem to me a different breed.
They're quieter. Younger. One might say,
easier to pick on and push around. But only
off the court. During game time these ladies dominate-it's true. They drive to the
hoop, they shoot, they score. They make
the game exciting, and prevent it from becoming a pass-pass-pass-foul game. Not
being NCAA rated means not only allowing
newcomers to join in, but experienced players, too. I personally would like to thank
these people for enriching our games.
Let me just add, for those complaining
about bearing the brunt of these players'
fouls: It can't be much of a treat for them
to play with you, either. Do you ever wonder why the same three brave souls ref
women's basketball, time after time? Because nobody else will do it. It's a labor of
love, ladies, and frankly, the enterprise of
reffing our games has been described to me
as "scary." While a guys' game might be full
of noisy protestations to the referee, a
women's game is "a roiling puddle of thinlyveiled rage towards other players." I don't
know about that, but there have been times
when I've stepped onto the court, felt the
catty vibe, and thought, Somebody's gonna
end up on the bench with some ice today.
Suggestions that we relegate strong players to men's ball are ridiculous. Hey, Mike
Sullivan is really good at math, maybe we
should ask that he be expelled and sent to
MIT! And while we're at it, why don't
tell Mr. David to go back to ancient Gre
I'm (almost) sure that good sense wi!l
vail, and that nothing will come of this s
suggestion. But in the mean time, let
think to that "spirit of community"~
supposed to prize so highly. Because
things like this that show us at our wo
as ivory tower curmudgeons who taketh
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Volume XXIII, Issue 22 &amp; 23

Annapolis, Maryland
April 2 &amp; April 9, 2002

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Production Managers
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
Section Editors
News: Elizabeth Laughlin
Features: Laura Mangum
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
Sports: Jon Cooper
Contributing to this Issue

Robert Abbott
Cooper Gallimore
Mr. Michael Grenke, Tutor
Jason Hinojosa
Aaron Mailian
Michael Malone
Justin Naylor
Mr. Leo Pickens, Athletic Director
Comic: NateEagle

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we will not need to raise prices after our initial sale
as we had planned. If you would still like to
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Dear Gadfly,
I would like to use your pages to apologize
to those in our community who were offended
by certain signs advertising last Saturday's waltz
party. To those who know not of the distasteful signs: I beg and encourage your continued
ignorance. To those who did see them: I am
very sorry. The signs were insensitive and poorly
conceived. They reflected only my own foolishness and the rest of the Waltz Committee
bears no blame for their creation or distributi.on. There is no explanation for my actions
which would not be a further offense. No disrespect was intended and I humbly ask the forgiveness of those whom I insulted.
Sincerely,
Hayden Brockett

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SCI Minutes
By Robert Abbott, '04
SCI Secretary

March 28th
Present at last week's meeting of the Student
Committee on Instruction, held Thursday 28,
March 2002, were Freshman Class Representatives Mr. Mark Ingham and Ms. Elizabeth
Laughlin, Sophomore Class Representatives }.fr.
Neal Turnquist, and Ms. JillDelston,Junior Representatives Ms. Maya Alapin and Ms. Mary
Townsend, Senior Representatives Ms. Megan
Maxwell-Smith and Mr. Justin Naylor, Secretary
Mr. Robert Abbott and Co-Chairs Mr. Aaron
Mailian and Ms. Laura Strache. Also attending
were other members of the polity. Mr. MacLean
introduced the first item on the agenda, Plato in
the Springtime. A well liked institution of the
SCI, the committee decided to expand the number of seminar readings to four, possibly five.
Information, including dates, times and location, for this event can be found in the advertisement in this issue of the Gadfly.
The next item on the agenda was the Tim
Pomerole Seminar on Liberal Education. Readings for this seminar have in the past been selected largely from writers amicable to St. John's,
such as Stringfellow Barr (Notes on Dialogue.)
Ms. Lisa Richmond, College Librarian, suggested
thatwehear a different argument, specifically from
a group of sociologists who visited the college,
circa 1955 (the uncertainty is mine, not the sociologists'.) Ms. Townsend, at the permission of
the committee, read a passage from the article
which included a rather embarrassing summary
of President Barr's Sophomore seminar, and
afterwards commented, "And they call this the
Golden Age!" Indeed, the researchers' point of .
view tarnishes what to many is the incorruptible
substance of the college's earlyyears. Then again, .
it could all be bull. Other alternatives for the·,·
seminar reading include short works by Faradaj,
and Salt.
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Mr. Naylor was asked to comment on the.
nature of the discussion that the SCI will
having on Fine Arts. This subject, which
been of particular interest because of the
and successful art perceptional given by :M.t:.
will be discussed in the SCI's upcoming
ings. The committee plans to include dis
sion of the Sante Fe Senior art tutorial. TheD
has asked the SCI to. participate as represen
tives of student interest in the academic life•
the college in the upcoming accreditation
cess. In partial answer to this request, the

will be holding an open forum on instructional :
materials, such as manuals, in the upcoming
meeting, Thursday 4, 11 :45 Randall Private Dining Room. All are welcome to attend and share
their views on this topic.
Again, I would encourage both students and
faculty to attend the Plato in the Springtime seminars, the Tim Pomerole Seminar on Liberal Education, and the upcoming forum on instructional
materials. Student Committee on Instruction
meetings are held every Thursday at 11 :45 in the
Randall Private Dining Room.

April 4th
Present at last week's meeting of the Student
Committee on Instruction, held Thursday 4,
April 2002, were Freshman Class Representatives
Mr. Mark Ingham and Ms. Elizabeth Laughlin,
Sophomore Class Representatives Mr. Neal
Turnquist, and Ms. Jill Delston, Junior Representative Ms. Maya Alapin, Senior Representatives Ms. Megan Maxwell-Smith and Mr. Justin
Naylor, Secretary Mr. Robert Abbott and CoChairs Mr. AaronMacLean and Ms. Laura Strache.
Also attending were Ms. Brann, Mr. Daly, Ms.
Higueara, Mr. Inojosa, Mr. Lanier, Ms. Rhum
van Oppen, Ms. Stiltner, Mr. Verdi, and Mr.
Whittaker.
This week's agenda was devoted entirely to
discussing instructional materials. Mr. MacLean
opened the meeting by saying that the purpose
of this forum and the continuing discussions
afterwards would be to put everyone's thoughts
on the table, and to examine the purpose and
order of presentation ofinstructional materials.
The discussion focused on the Junior math
tutorial and its often heavy reliance on
•.· Densmore's ''Newton: The Central Argument."
. JMr. Inojosa had spoken to the SCI previously
;and again argued that study of what Newton
had written was more important than "filling in
the steps" of his argument. Ms. Strache arthat doing so was often times necessary to
erstand Newton's argument. Mr. Inojosa's
ent is far more fully expounded in his arin this issue of the Gadfly.
e question of whether commentary was
ed at all, and exactly what it was, was then
Mr. Verdi asked if a translation was "a
or commentary. The conversation at this
was focused largely on whether a class
:uld be more concerned with the theoretical
e technical discussion. Obviously, it was
that the best class would combine eleof both. Mr. Whittiker observed that
of his classes were self regulating in this

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Feeding the World with
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Summary and critique of the Brian Halweil Lecture

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use vast quantities of Styrofoam products, and
only recycle cans when it is more convenient then
· simply dropping them in a dumpster. I admit
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· that a gentleman by the name of Brian Halweil
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· give a talk on genetic engineering in plants, I de· cided to attend. I twas as good an excuse as any
to avoid attending the Gadfly meeting that night.
Mr. Halweil entitled has lecture "The Emperors New Crops." Judging from the title, I was
not expecting the gentleman to be head over
heals in favor of the technology, and in this assumption I was not mistaken. He started offby
defining bioengineered crops as "crops that contain genes from other unrelated species (viruses,
animals, etc.)" Upon this he launched a dynamic
argument, veering away from the more popularly used line of attack as to the safety of this
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He noted that proponents of this technology answer his question by stating that it is both
necessary to maintain stable global food production, and that the world will essentially starve
without this technology. Mr. Halweil noted that
these statements seem rather premature considering that almost all of the global production is
limited to the US, Canada, and Argentina, all of
which have large modernized stable agricultural
situations and were certainly producing enough
food before the introduction of genetically engineered crops.
The reason the technology has been adapted
so readily in these countries is mainly because the
products which have been designed so far largely
lay within the realm of saving the farmers who
use them time and therefore money. The majority of research has been funneled into two major
types of crops; those that produce insecticides,
and those that produce herbicides. While both
of these types of crops could possibly prevent
the farmer from having to spray them with toxins nearly as often as they do currently, the same
fundamental problem rears its ugly head in both
cases; that insects, weeds, and other pests are very
good at developing resistances to toxins. The
problem is that once this happens the toxin
that has been engineered into the crop is
now a part of its genetic code.
At this point the com could simply be
modified genetically but Mr. Halweil seems
to think that since other methods of pest
prevention are essentially just as effective as
using bio-crops. that it simply makes the
farmers more dependent on the large companies which hold patent rights on the seeds
of these crops. And this was essentially
the point of his argument: that
bioengineered crops do not fundamentally
change anything about the way we farm.
He went so far as to say in the question
period that ''What's been developed so far
has been useless." These are harsh words,
but this man has seen some harsh situations.
Mr. Halweil spent a good deal of time
in some of the impoverished nations of
Africa, working to stem the tide of some
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Is the Sophomore Music Tutorial
Achieving All That It Could?
By Justin Naylor, '02
One of the greatest fortunes and unexpected
pleasures of my time at St.John's has been my
ability, first as a sophomore and then as a music
assistant, to go through the music tutorial a number of times. Although I had played the piano
all my life, when I arrived at St.John's I was not
musical in any kind of deep or mature sense.
Llke so many so-called "musicians", I was much
more of a technician than musician. Only since
being at the college have I begun to develop the
skills and experience to hear and understand music
in a way that makes the study of it fruitful and
meaningful, and not simply the kind of casual
enjoyment that constitutes the goal of so much
"music appreciation". I'm sure that I'll look back
at this maturation of my musical sense as one
of my greatest gifts from the college. Throughout my time here I have also come to the conviction that music is indeed central to a liberal arts
curriculum, not simply the peripheral study that
many consider it to be. My developing musicality has had benefits which transcend the music
tutorial and influence my work in all areas of
study here.
Still, I find myself in the awkward position
of needing to criticize that which I hold dear,
though I suppose it is generally true that those
things for which we care the most deeply are
those ofwhich we are most critical and have the
highest standards for. Of course, the issue is
also awkward for me to the extent that it involves differing with friends, both peers and tutors for whom I have great respect. Yet, sharing
Aristotle's "distaste" for such things, I also share
his conviction that when "both one's friends and
the truth [are] dear to one, it is right and proper
to give greater honor to truth." With this guiding principle in mind, I will proceed with a frank
account ofwhat I find lacking in the music tutorial. I hope not to merely criticize, but to offer
something positive that could contribute something needed to the dialogue about the tutorial
and that could ultimately improve it. It is with
this latter end in mind that I write.
There is a simple fact which I've increasingly
taken notice of and which says a great deal about
the tutorial: most students begin the year with
significant excitement (or at least curiosity) about
the tutorial, but by the end of the year many
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quite happy to return to the laboratory in the something else entirely? Another question soon
junior year. This fact has few parallels elsewhere follows: what are the great works which we are
in the program. Typically, the completion of supposed to be studying in the tutorial: is it the
material leads to a sense of accomplishment and musical works, is it Zuckerkandl, is it Music itenthusiasm, the sense that one has really learned self? Most would answer that we are trying to
something important. This is true even for understand the great works of western music,
material students find difficult and tedious (e.g. while also attempting to come to understand
Ptolemy). I simply have not found this to be something of music itself, and that we use these
true for the majority of students in the music other works (Zuckerkandl, Allenbrook) toward
tutorial. Stuthis end.
dents are left
If we admit that
not knowing
it is the great works
quite what
with which we are inthey've
terested, however;
learned or if
the tutorial can leave
what they've
one puzzled. The
learned is truly
only works we study
important
that are undeniable of
for their lives
the same stature as
or education.
our other readings at
The reasons
the college are fue Pasfor this are
sion and Flute. Many
complex,
to whom I describe
though
I
what we study are
would sugshocked at the omisgest that this
sions: no close study
is caused in
of a Beethoven or
Justin Naylor after reading Zuckerkandl
part by the
Mozart symphony,
music curriculum itself and in part by students' no Haydn quartet, no Palestrina mass? Many of
attitude toward it.
the works we do study in detail, Mozart's "Ave
To deal wifu former first, fue curriculum of Verum Corpus", Palestrina's "Sicut Cervus",
the tutorial has long been controversial and I Schubert's "Impromptu in A-flat", these works
claim no exhaustive understanding of its his- are undoubtedly splendid, but they are not the
tory. I ts contours are pretty clear, however, and greatest works of their respective composers.
are based largely on the use of Zuckerkandl's Studying them would be like studying Plato's
writings. At times, fuese have been used almost Hippias Minor instead of the Republic. And of
exclusively, while at other times they have been course, we spend many classes not studying
used not at all. In terms of recent history, until musical works at all, especially at the beginning
three years ago Zuckerkandl was used extensively. of the year, instead focusing on Zuckerkandl's
When the tutorial was reorganized at that time, writings on the theory of music.
Zuckerkandl was given a prominent, fuough not
Studying Zuckerkandl raises perennial quesexclusive place, while Mrs. Allanbrook's writings tions. As a sophomore I wrote an article for fue
on harmony as well as various excerpts from Gadfly that raised the question of whether
great aufuors (e.g. Plato, Augustine) were added Zuckerkandl becomes a kind of authority in the
to the curriculum. Bach's St. Matthew Passion tutorial limiting our inquiry into music.
and some Mozart opera (recently The Magic then, the curriculum changes have largely
Flute) continued to be fue focus of fue last couple my criticisms. Still, fue mete use ofThe Sense of
of months of the semester. One of the initial Music must raise questions. I happen to think
questions that confronts a sophomore is the na- that the book is wonderful, and it has affec
ture of the non-musical material we study. Is my understanding of music significantly; ho
Zuckerkandl's The Sense ofMusic, for example, ever, it also seems clear to me that it is notptop
a manual, a really good book, a great book, or to use the book to any great extent in fue tut

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an argument on a difficult subject, just as Jacob
Klein's book on the Meno does. The idea of·
studying Klein's book to help us along with our
study of the Meno is clearly opposed to the
method of study at St. John's. One can only
wonder how the use of Zuckerkandl's book,
insightful as it is, is any different.
Of course, we do rely on Zuckerkandlmuch
less fuan we used to, and our primary text for
our study ofharmony is now Mrs. Allenbrook's
essay/manual on Tonal Harmony. This work is
certainly much more of a manual than
Zuckerkandl's, though it is still, as Mrs.
Allenbrook calls it, an essay; that is, it is a kind of
argument. Its inclusion raises a further question. Zuckerkandl andAllenbrook have radically
different conceptions ofmany musical concepts:
what a chord is, to take an important example.
Zuckerkandl sees a chord as having a kind of
being and form distinctly its own while
Allenbrook sees a chord materially, its function
determined by its constituent tonal forces in
which, say, a chord's shape greatly affects its function. This difference between the two, which is
usually unobserved and not a theme of class
discussion, puts in relief just how questionable
fuese texts are (111 a way in which manuals are not
supposed to be).
But how does this affect students and the
tutorial? I think that students struggle with fuese
questions. They are unclear why we spend so
much time reading (questionable) material from
St John's tutors and whefuer they are supposed
to be getting more from these texts or from the
musical texts. It seems like clarity on this issue
from the college is important. Ifit turns out, as
I have suggested, that our focus should primarily be the great works, one imagines a rather
different tutorial, one in which we confront the
great works themselves with more directness and
b intermediate material. It might be a clumsier
llpptoach, but one more in keepingwifu the principles of St. John's. That is not to say we should
be. left totally abandoned. We do need some
kind of manual to guide us in our study, but I
Jtnagine one fat less interpretive 1han Zuckerkandl
Or Allenbrook (though Allenbrook is certainly
uch closer to what I envision). Anofuet great
tage to fue way I've suggested is our ability
return the principle of chronology to the tu. as in Santa Fe (which uses, incidentally,
Zuckerkandl nor Allenbrook), where fue
rial proceeds from chant, to polyphony, to
.classical composers, to (sometimes) even the
tic composers, employing only primary
(both musical works and great writings on

"c).

While it is clear, however, that I think the
curriculum of fue tutorial could be improved
considerably, I think fue greater problem comes
from the students' commitment to the tutorial. For whatever reason, students tend to
approach the music tutorial wifu less vigor than
other tutorials. They think they can prepare
less deeply (listening, for example, to an assigned piece only once through right before
class). The chief result of this is that many
students end the year without having developed any real musical literacy. By musical literacy I refer to the ability to understand the
language of music, both aurally and in writing. This would mean, among other things,
to be able to distinguish a Baroque work from
a Classical or Romantic one. It would mean
to being able to recognize, based on a brief
familiarity, sonata form in a piece of music. It
would mean being able to hear a fugue as a
fugue. It would mean being able to distinguish an octave, a fifth, and a third. In other
words, it is not clear that students are hearing
what they need to be hearing in class. Yet this
kind of aural literacy is really the backbone of
the entire study of music. If one does not
hear what the music is actually presenting, how
can one be expected to discuss it intelligently.
Because many students never develop this aural
literacy, any written literacy fuey develop comes
to be seen as an empty activity which seems,
understandably, irrelevant to their lives or to
music.
But how does one acquire this kind of aural literacy? As a freshmen I was largely illiterate in these ways myself. The only real way to
obtain literacy, in any language, is exposure and
a kind of immersion. One never learns Greek
if one does not spend a significant time with
it outside of class. Although the analogy isn't
perfect, the current state of musical competence for many students would be akin to a
Greek student not being able to distinguish at
sight a progressive from and aorist verb, which
would indicate the lack of a basic, functional
literacy. In short, sophomores need to be
spending fat more time outside of class listening carefully to music. Of course, this is
another place where clarity from the college is
crucial. If students are not told that they are
not hearing what they need to be hearing and
thus that they need to work on that skill, most
simply will not do it. Many do not even know
that they ate not hearing what they need to
hear to make the study of music fruitful.
Some might well ask whefuer a year of study
is sufficient to develop the aural skills I am
speaking of. While I think that it is sufficient

to a large extent and that the current one-year
program could be much better if such skills
were developed, I think it is also true that we
need to think about music's greater role in the
St. John's curriculum. Although this suggestion will certainly be controversial, I think we
need to find ways to expand music's presence
in the program. To begin with, although I
would never suggest totally giving up the wonderful institution that is freshman chorus, it's
not clear to me that singing for the whole year
is the best use of that time. It could be that
singing is done during only a part of a year
devoted to musical study generally. Perhaps
much of our work on Greek tuning and Greek
musical theory could be covered then.
The problem with finding space for an expanded musical study, which is also connected
to finding more space to reinstate the old
sophomore lab program, has led me to a radical conclusion. It simply seems to be the case
that to do the St. John's program right requites a 5-yeat program. I realize that there
might be all sorts of practical objections to
this, though from a mere theoretical position
it seems to make a great deal of sense. It
would allow us to move at a slower seminar
pace, make room for more music and lab, allow us to learn more Greek and French, and,
over all, would allow us to deepen our study
of the liberal arts. Although this is not the
place or time for a detailed proposal for such a
radical idea, I know that it has been considered
from time to time, and it's anidea which might
be fruitful to revisit.
As I mentioned at the beginning of this
article, my aim in writing is not to complain,
merely criticize, or vent some kind of bitterness. The college and the tutorial have served
me extremely well. But precisely because of
that I have felt compelled to suggest ways in
which the tutorial could achieve more and serve
its students better. St.John's would be a much
worse college if the music tutorial were missing, though it would also be a much better
college if the tutorial achieved more and if
music generally occupied a more central position in our conception of the liberal arts. With
the influx of new interest and excitement about
the tutorial among many new faculty members, this might be precisely the time to rethink our approach to music and the extent to
which we see it as central to our education. As
always, the Gadfly could serve this end to a
great extent as could the SCI. Of course, I
would be happy to speak to anyone interested
in the matter.

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April 2, 2002

"Reading Densmore is
a waste of your time"
By Jason Hinojosa, '03

Most reverend audience, Easter makes me
think of Cadbury Cream Eggs. I suggest you
eat one. At first, you might find the outer foil,
though elegant, a little boring. But wait! Remember that there is chocolate underneath it! As you
take bites, you will see that the more of the egg
you eat, the better it tastes, and more interesting
it becomes. Please, be patient with the egg. The
best part is at the end.
I had originally
planned to voice a few
complaints about the
use of the Densmore
manual in the junior
mathematics tutorial. I
have broadened the
scope of my points so
that underclassmen
may partake as well. Let
me encourage both
those familiar and unfamiliar
with
Densmore's supplement to Newton's
Principia to consider the
questions that I pose
here. I will acknowledge
that I am not an authority on Newton. I am not an educator, and I
do not claim to be more intelligent than the developers of our program. I am only presenting a
case as strongly as I know how. Instead of saying more that need not be said, let me get right
to it.
In order to best state my objections, I will
divide my argument into three parts: first, I will
speak generally and briefly about secondary
sources (e.g. tutorial manuals), relying on what I
understand to be the accepted approach to the
original works. Second, I will specifically use the
Densmore manual as an example of an unnecessary addition to our classes, and go on to point
out how this type of manual changes a class.
Finally, I will offer suggestions on how the class
ought to be run instead and put forth a number
of speculations about why we find ourselves
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7) The General Case
Using manuals in tutorials can be helpful.
Analogously, a seminar or lab manual could be
helpful. (In the lab, we do use manuals, but they
might more properly be called anthologies of
primary sources rather than manuals (i.e. secondary sources)). Wouldn't reading Plato's Republic
be easier if accompanied by a manual by Allan
Bloom, for example? In seminar, rather than
feel around in the dark for answers, we could just
turn to the seminar manual and find a clear explanation of the divided line,
say. Of course this very idea is
abhorrent to a devotee of our
program. But, some object,
seminar and tutorials are not
analogous; they are different
in kind. It is not yet clear if
this objection is a correct one.
In the language tutorial we
must have a manual of sorts.
We learn Ancient Greek from
a textbook (which is really just
a manual with better binding). I do not object to this
because the idea of an "original source" in this case is ridiculous, and because learning grammar and vocabulary
is necessary so that we may
approach the original texts for the tutorial.
Since I studied music in Santa Fe, I will not
attempt a critique of the Annapolis campus' secondary sources in the music tutorial, though I
hear someone should The math tutorial is where
my real objection lies.
Is the math tutorial similar to the language?
Are we leaming a language, so to speak, when we
begin our study of calculus? If so, then we ought
to understand the fundamentals by means of
Mr. Cutler's calculus manual so that we may approach harder texts, like Newton's Principia. But
we did not use a manual when studying Euclid.
We were not schooled in the methods of proof
and presentation beforehand Is the study of
calculus so different from that of geometry?
Could our approach to calculus be improved? It
is clear that the textbook tools we acquire from
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But is there a better way? To briefly sum up: do
we need manuals or can we approach the tutorial
texts by themselves?
With these questions in mind, I will now
argueagainstouruseDanaDensmore'sNewton's
Principia: The Central Argument, which I refer
to as the Densmore manual. Though this book
is a specific and special case, I believe it is hugely
comparable to other secondary sources on which
we unnecessarily rely.

2) The Densmore Manual
Newton's proofs are less than explicit Without an explanation of how or why, he leaps from
step to step. In order to technically grasp what is
being said and see ifit correctly follows, we must
do the work that Newton leaves out. The
Densmore manual meticulously fills in these
missing steps. Armed with this expansion, a student of Newton.can carefully walk through a
lemma or proposition, having been shown a
reason for every sketchy part Also, a student comfortably uses more chalk at the board ifhe or she
learns Densmore's explanation. The Densmore
manual is certainly tempting, if nothing else.
Nevertheless, I see two compelling arguments
against using it in class.
The easy argument is that we shouldn't be
relying on someone else to do our homework
for us. If steps need to be filled in, the student
should do it. Now, not every student has recollection of Euclid and Apollonius at his fingertips. Not every student can simply remember
which propositions must come before one of
Newton's. Since this is the case, Densmore would
still have a place (a la Perseus Project) as a kind of
preparation crutch. Try to figure it out on
your own, and if you can't, use Densmore
to help you along. I call this argument easy
because it doesn't really change much about
how things are already done, and probably
won't cause anyone
question that with.
which he or she is now comfortable.
The hard argument is that Densmore
should be forgotten altogether. A fell
student wrote the following: "I think we
should lose Densmore ... because it discourages independent thought, on both tee
cal matters and general questions. The're

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much to be said for the fact that, if any U.S.
undergraduates are capable of figuring out
Newton on their own, we are they." Going
even further, I believe that how we approach
a proof is flawed. The time spent filling in
Newton's steps ought to be spent in a better way. Instead of memorizing a proof or
flipping through Euclid to find out that
Newton relies on 3.32 or 5.15, we ought to
focus on what Newton actually says. It is
possible that Newton left his proofs in their
quick, concise forms for a reason (some of
them, anyway). Perhaps he wanted to keep
us from getting bogged down in details; he
wanted us to think hard about questions of
centrifugal force or the inverse square law.
Memorization is not easy. It takes time
and patience. Figuring out a proof alone can
be immensely difficult. But these things are
not what we should focus on. They are mere
exercises, puzzles to occupy our minds. And,
they distract us from the most important
and beautiful parts of what we study! If I
were reading a poem (say Whitman's "When
I Heard the Leam'd Astronomer", just for
example), I would hate to break down what
the poet says into syllogisms. I would hate
to lose sight of the poem's meaning because I am too focused on details. The analogy does hold: beautifully and deliberately,
Newton is poetry too.
But isn't memorization beneficial at all?
Who hasn't grown to appreciate a proof or
poem by committing it to memory and scrutinizing every detail? The poems that we have
etched into our minds stay with us. Certainly, filling in a proof creates a better understanding for that particular student. But,
is that the crucial part oflearning? Can't we
memorize Newton or Apollonius on our
own? We must seek the greatest benefit from
our peers and the rigor of the program. That
benefit is the ability to discuss the real questions raised by an author. How many classes
tcrawl by, week after week, demonstration
after demonstration without ever really ask, g about the importance of what is being
d? These perfunctory classes perpetuate
e problems to which I point. These classes
· ust be changed.

3) The Class
and Insecurity
Rather than spend each class listening to
student mechanically demonstrate a
position, we ought to discuss the reas why the author said what he said, the

importance, the implications. Honestly ask we consistently think hard about the math
yourself what you get out of watching a and stop just busying ourselves.
demonstration. Are you ever bored with it?
Why do we rely on demonstrations in a
And what about the moments before a tu- class? Is it because we need a gauge of how
tor picks a demonstrator? Are you genuinely much work we do to set our minds at ease?
considering what a conic section is, or why If a student gets up and presents a proposiI.47 is important? Or, are you trying hard to tion flawlessly, the rest of the class knows
keep the proof memorized, hoping you he's done his homework. And what an imwon't make a fool of yourself at the board? pressive feat when the student does it withI have heard of a
out notes or a book!
sophomore math tutorial
Are we so insecure that
in which there are no
We must seek the we have to prove to each
demonstrations. In order
other that we're studygreatest benefit
to prepare, the students
ing? Isn't the real test of
find the three main steps
from our peers and a student an internal
of each proposition and
one? I hope we struggle
the rigor of the
discuss them the next day.
to understand a proof
program. That ben- not to please our peers
I don't know that this is
the perfection of the math
efit is the ability to and tutors, but because
tutorial (though every
we genuinely want to
discuss the real
student in this class that
know. The questions
I've spoken too speaks
questions raised by push us further, not
very highly of it). But this
what others think of us.
an author.
class's focus is in the right
Furrow your brow beplace. This class and othcause you are truly coners like it can spend time
fused, not so people
really looking at the math. I realize that with- will see that you're thinking.
out formal demonstrations, a student can
We ought to strive for an understanding
coast by doing very little work. I am (per- of what we study, not for an ability to memohaps incorrectly) assuming that students will rize. We ought to tackle the big questions,
prepare because they are disciplining them- not quibble over the minor and technical. If
selves.
we had an unlimited amount of time toPlease don't get me wrong. I am not sug- gether, then we could also memorize proofs
gesting that we set aside all rigor and spend and solve puzzles. If we spent years on
time making silly conjectures about Ptolemy
as our whim directs us. I am suggesting that
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April 9, 2002

M tt rs Most Wei hty:
The Official Grenke Workout
By Mr. Grenke, Tutor

pies (that's 24 years of dominance). He was a
man of prodigious strength and tremendous
size. When it came time for his bronze statue to
Part
This Program
be placed at Olympia, he carried it and put it in
Has Secrets
place himself When it can1e time for lunch, he
All men stretch themselves out before lifting. carried a young bull around fue stadium before
I had never lifted weights in my life before I c=e settling down to eat it (by himself).
to St John's. Irealize now that I had not thought
Thinking about Milo and the bull made me
sufficiently about what the word" great" means. hungry, so I did what any good Johnnie would
After I had been at the college for a while, I began do. Instead of eating, I looked up a passage I
to notice odd things going on around me. recalled in Aristotle about eating. Imagine my
People murmured the terms "serious" and surprise at finding the following. "if ten pounds
"grave". I heard frequent references to things are too much for a particular person to eat and
going down and things ascending. I often heard two too little, it does not follow tlut fue trainer
people saying "broad" in Greek. I felt surrounded will order six pounds; for this also is perhaps
by mysteries. No mystery was more perplexing too much for the person who is to take it, or too
to me fuan ilie one I encountered when I was little - too little for l'vfilo... " (1106b3). There it
teaching Sophomore Seminar. Whatwas Rabelais was, as clear as sometlling said in a clear manner
doing on our program? Trying to resolve my by a person possessed of clarity. l\1il.o was simquandary, and fuus re-reading a book iliat hardly ply the best human being. And Aristotle and
seemed worthy of being read once, I stumbled Rabelais agreed about it. This man was revealed
upon a passage that said it all. "And as for as the secret hero of the St.John's progr=. But
Strength: well knocking down great trees, like how; exactly, was l\filo tl1e best of all men? Then
that Greek lumberjack l'vfilo... " (Bk. 3, Chp. 2). I found ilie most important passage in all of
I had read that n=e before. Now I was on the Aristotle. "Strength (Ischus) consistsin iliepower
path of the initiated. .Milo of Croton was the (dunamis) to move another as one wills, for
most famous athlete of the ancient world. He which purpose it is necessary to pull or push, to
was a six-time winner in wrestling at fue Olymlift, to squeeze
or crush ... "
(1361b15-16).
Now the full
meanrng of
this passage will
surely not be
evident to you
unless you do
the requisite
amount of
work. No one
who bench
presses less
than du:eehundred and fifty
pounds is capable of much
serious thinking. What I =
offering here is
Toys like this can be found in the weight room.
just a pointing

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out of the way, even if you are not yet ready to
walk it. Great books will help you get ready.
Tii.at is why I recommend buying multiple copies of Rabelais. Hardcovers are best, but most
any edition is great enough. Don't mess with
little books though, tl1ey really don't help much.
Also make sure your backpack is made of sturdy
ballistic cloth, or it will give out before the
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Part 2: Strength
is Freedom
After you have done enough work wiili great,
big books you will want a weight room. You
might be wondering what a weight room is. As
Hesiod says "aweightroomis 100plates" (Working Out for Days, line 456). There is actually on
the perimeter of our own little campus fue beginnings of a weight room. Follow ilie clues
and they will lead you there. In our "weight
room," we have sixteen plates of 45 pounds each
and four of one hundred pounds each. We also
have one pair of functional one hundred pound
dumbbells. We are severely limited, but wiili
what we have a human being can make something of a start in fue quest for excellence. To be
fair, with tlle proper miA-nue of iron, rubber,
gravitation, magnetics, daring and imagination
our leg press maclllne can be loaded wifu 1327
and one-half pounds. Don't tell Mr. Pickens
about this because I tlllnk it makes him nervous.
Despite such limits on our present communal
pursuit of excellence, it must be admitted that
our weight room is charmingly decorated with
many nllniature replica plates of various sizes
and amusing denominations. 35, 25, 10 it makes
me chuckle every time. I don't know where we
got all this stuff - maybe they were advertising
materials or promotional give aways. But some
of it is quite silly - as if two and one-half pounds
could possibly be a weight. Someth'lles -;,vhen no
one is looking and I = feeling whimsical or
tired, I will slip one of these little tllings that I
refer to as "lights" onto a bar with ilie real weights.
But you have to be careful when you are handling one of ilie lights to keep a tight grip, other"
wise fuey tend to fly up out of your hands and ·.
stick to the ceiling and maintenance really hates
the mess.

able to count on
such natural gifts
to build your
body at so rapid a
rate that it is not
unreasonable to
expect that every
time you work out
in the weight
room you should
be stronger than
the time before.
That means
each successive
time you will be
able to overcome
successively
greater amounts
Grenke demonstrates a key component of his program.
of things pressing against you.
And every overSo what should you do in the weight room? coming of oppression is an increase in freeMake or remake your body as a loving provi- dom. How sweet it is to watch a weight press
dence would have wished it to be. Present lack down upon and pin another human being
of greatness is a kind of s=ons. And as and to know that one is oneself not subject to
Arnold Heidegger says, "But how else can such oppression. Freedom is not only to be
mortals answer tlus summons than by trying prized for its selfish benefits either. Someday
on their part, on their own, to bring swelling a house may fall upon your good friend. What
to the fullness of its essence? This they ac- will you do? How can anyone who cares about
complish when they build out of swelling, friends not lift weights?
and think for the sake of swelling" (Building,
Swelling, Thinking section II). Your efforts
Part 3. Strength is
to think will lead you to fue gym, the building
Beauty, Beauty Strength
where your thinking can realize its purpose,
swelling. You will find a sign on the door to
the gym that tells you to abandon your books,
this is not an indication of a discontinuity.
This is just the next logical step, trading big
books for something heavier, iron.
In the weight room itself, aside from iron,
your best ally is your own body. Your cells
w-ere smalt enough to know how to build your
body in the fust place. They are smart enough
to know how to fix your body when it is hurt.
You can take advantage of tlus to get them to
build you a better body now. This is the basic
principle of strength training: you put stress
upon your muscles, you work them to the
point of wearing them out, even damaging
them a little, and then you sit back and wait.
If you eat well and sleep adequately, that is, if
supply the circumstantial conditions that
allow your body to function, your cells will
respond by rebuilding the damaged tissues
stronger and bigger than before. Your freakcollege age metabolisms (sorry older students) practically sere= out to be put to work
a great body. In fact, you should be

In conclusion, I think it appropriate to try
to lend some gravity to my com..ments by not
wholly neglecting this public opportunity to
say something serious. Many individuals express concern that weight lifting will make
them bulky. They are afraid of swelling up in
a way that will make them ugly. Size tends to
come with strength and, when intelligently engendered, enhances ratl1er fuan impairs capacity. Size is part of the appearance of strength.
It is paramount that we try to think in Greek
and that we try never to think of beauty as
divorced from nobility. Do not trust those
who try to tell you that being strong is ugly.
They are not your friends and they are not
honest. One can readily see why someone
might try to convince others to believe that
weakness and incapacity are virtues. \X/ho
wants you to be and to remain weak? An ethic
or an aesthetic that valorizes weakness is necessarily to be suspected. It is not fue tendency
of power to corrupt, not at all. Weakness corrupts.
You may hope someday someone will
make a marvelous statue of you. Will you be
ready to put it in place yourself? To put it in
place, you must put yourself in place, you must
arrange your self into an order that is truly
lovable. The Man In Lovable Order is fue
human being possessed of strength. Who
wants to remain Aristocles? Wouldn't you
rather have breadth? Someone might say to
me, "You are making mountains out of molehills!" In response, I would say, "I like mountains."

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Playing Law at Our Expense
Against the Polity Court
By Aaron MacLean, '03, SCI Co-Chair, and
Anderson Tallent, '04, I&amp;I Editor

Something you probably do not know: at
the most recent meeting of the Delegate Council, the officers and representatives there present
passed into law the Polity Court Act. The reason you probably know nothing about this,
is the swiftness, silence, and secrecy under which
this proposed act was conceived of, developed,
and passed. The DC held no public forums,
solicited no opinions in the Gadfly: indeed,
seemed not to solicit any opinions at all. Our
"representatives" may as well have approved
the Act in the dead of the legislative night. As
it is unlikely that your DC representative explained to you at all what the Polity Court Act
consisted in, let us explain to you briefly what
it entails. The Polity Court Act establishes a
DC-managed student court, ostensibly responsible for enforcing Polity Law, and settling
grievances between students. Remarkably, only
one member of the Council voted against the
Polity Court Act; the deed, as it were, is done.
According to DC members who support
the Act, the Polity Court was created in order
to fulfill judicial needs that are currently incapable of being met by other means. As currently constituted, Polity Law exists as a creation of the student Polity through its governing body, the Delegate Council. Polity Law
is therefore separate from whatever regulations
are imposed upon students by the Administration; right now, there are only three articles
of Polity Law.
The first is the sleep/ study rule, the second is that students are responsible for whatever Polity equipment they damage, and the
third is that students cannot be prohibited
from entering any dormitory unless the residents of that dormitory vote to have visitor
hours. Because these laws belong to the student Polity, so supporters of the Polity Court
say, it is the responsibility of the Delegate
Council and not the administration to ensure
that they are enforced. To that end, they have
established a Polity Court. In addition to the
task of enforcing Polity Law, the Court will
settle disputes between students, when both
students consent to appear before the court.
In so-called criminal cases, that is, cases in which
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the court will not be voluntary, but manda- Council into creating an amorphous beast,
tory. Whatever decision the Court reaches will whose face they have concealed from the polbe upheld by one of the Administrative of- ity in the darkness of litigious rhetoric. What
fices, most likely that of the Assistant Dean or were they trying to hide?
the Treasurer.
To some of you, the formation of a Polity
The "Necessity"
Court may seem like a fairly big step to take in
of the Court
order to enforce merely three laws. Also, you
Under more careful scrutiny, it is obvious
may be unclear as to the exact nature and scope
that the supporters of the Court had good
of this court in "civil" disputes between students. The shape and procedures of the pos- reason to hide what they were doing, and to
sible Court may seem to be exceedingly vague. restrict the terms of the discussion to their
In such sentiments, you would not be far only persuasive, although ultimately false arfrom the DC representative whom you helped gument, which basically amounts to this: that,
to elect. Because the Polity Court Act's sup- because under the wording of the DC constiporters cleverly managed to postpone any dis- tution, we can form a Polity court, that we
cussion of the courts purpose or procedure therefore ought to have one.
It is true, there is no explicitly outlined
until after the Act was passed, representatives
means for enforcing law or settling disputes.
present at Wednesday's meetings had not time
to voice such practical concerns prior to the But examine the facts, and consider the necesactual establishment of the court. Instead, the sities of a Polity Court. First, there are simply
discussion was restricted to one aspect of the just too few problems of this nature on camCourt's feasibility, namely, that of its theoreti- pus to make such a court practical. Currently,
cal reason for being within the current word- as in the past, ·students who feel that their
ing of the DC constitution. Discussion of neighbors are disobeying the sleep/ study rule
other topics pertaining to the Court, such as have simply to ask offenders to keep the noise
whether or not we ought to establish one just down. In neatly every case, this works very well.
because we can under what amounts to a loop- Most of the time, noisy people do not even
hole in the constitution: such discussion the realize that they are disturbing others, and are
Act's supporters craftily obscured, saying that not unwilling to turn down their music or
the procedure of the
court as outlined in a
constitution
that they
drafted
would not
be examined
until after
the Court
had been established.
Without tellmg anyone
what they
were doing, a
small number
of
people thus
coerced the Mr. Maclean and Mr. Tallent illustrate their "proposal" for a Polity Fire Department.
(Polity Fire Pole and Polity Dalmatians not pictured.)
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take their conversation out of the hallway and
into their rooms. Except in extreme cases, which
have formerly been handled in private by the
Assistant Dean, the sleep-study rule needs no
enforcement beyond what it receives from the
good faith of Polity members; up until now,
the casual law of goodwill and concord that
for the most part reigns on campus has been
sufficient to protect the rights of those trying
to sleep or to study. A Polity Court would
replace this swift and friendly means of executing justice with time consuming and contentious strife.
As regards Polity equipment: if someone
who would needlessly and intentionally damage Polity equipment is not kept from doing
so by the shame that would be heaped upon
him by disapproving friends, if there is such a
person whose friends give him no reason to
desist from his destructive behavior, is it likely
that those friends would turn him in to the
DC's puppet court? Obviously not. A court,
by itself, is not self-sufficient, but would also
need a branch of investigators to find out who
exactly is breaking croquet mallets or pool
sticks. They would need to compile evidence
in support of their hypothesis. All this takes
time.
Even more absurd is the idea of the Court
functioning as a means of resolving civil disputes among students. This absurdity is compounded by the fact that no one appears before the civil court unless they consent to do
so. What person - who is so anti-social and
brash as to wrong someone and refuse to make
the appropriate reparation - what person, if
guilty of such an offense, would submit themselves to the rebukes and fines of a court
whose decisions they are not compelled to
obey? Except for those students who, like the
framers of this Act, have been bitten by the
"Let's Play Court" bug, or those who are so
inured to the "I'll sue you" mentality of the
world beyond St. John's, except for those so
obviously unfit to decide whether or not there
should be a Polity Court, I cannot imagine
anyone who would think it a good idea, or
'Would use it as a means of settling their private disputes with others. I won't even mention the difficulty of keeping their proceed. gs private and tactful. Whereas students for
e most part feel it their responsibility to settle
· eir disputes, a litigious atmosphere would
ose the party coevally with the creation of
olity court; its genesis at St. John's would
g into being its own necessity.
The truth of the matter is that there is no
actical need for such a court. What few
eaches of justice do occur are so slight as to

What, after all, is tlie proper extent of forslip through the fingers of any judiciary not
equipped with an investigative arm to moni- mal student government for a College of 450
tor the people. In the case of insolent stu- students? Presently, in practice, it is slight: and
dents whose noisiness is
that, as we have seen,
beyond correction by other
is fine. Though the
students, it ought to be
Delegate Council
Our small gorgeous
the responsibility of the
might indeed widen
liberal college Assistant Dean and her
its activities by better
Resident Assistants to
advocating for urgent
should some action
administer justice as necand frequently voiced
not now be taken- is student concerns essary in the form of
fines. Such is the system
going to suffer all the the poor quality of
currently in place, and it
the food, for exevils that rhetoric and ample, or the worse
works just fine. Although
lying can sow, and all quality of computer
it is true that Polity law is
not written in the Assisthis
a group of am- services - there is no
tant Dean's office, that
need to widen its acbitious students can tivities, without condoes not necessarily mean
that she cannot enforce it,
play court.
sulting its constitufor the following cause.
ents, into a sphere of
Proponents of the Polity
campus life much
Court Act ridiculously igbetter served by canore the following paradox in their impracti- sual means in minor cases, and by the Assiscal litigious reasoning- by asserting that the tant Dean in graver matters.
True student government, in our small comAdministration is capable of authorizing the
establishment and enforcing the decisions of munity, takes place not at DC meetings, but
a court overseeing matters of Polity law, they most often in the conference of sensible and
contradict their own contention that the ad- good-natured students, sober in the morning
ministration is not capable of enforcing Polity light and willing to work out their grievances,
Law itself. Instead, they seek to create an un- or maybe let them slide. At present, the Facnecessary mediator between transgressors of ulty of this College, who undertake the chief
Polity law and the judicial figure or body who part of our administration, trust us to settle
punishes them for their transgressions. Sim- minor matters on our own; they have been
ply because of the license they wrongly feel comfortable that across the span of seven degiven them by a loophole in the constitution, cades of the New Program, we have always
the friends of this act mistakenly believe that chosen to do so informally. Suddenly, memthey should therefore bring the Polity Court bers of the Delegate Council are worried that
into existence. Willfully ignoring the practical these years of casual government and inforneeds and concerns of the Polity, they have mal problem solving have been in error. Stuconfused the meaning of the words can and dents, it seems, can no longer obey their own
laws, or work out their problems among themought.
selves: they need the help of a fine-imposing,
dorm-expelling Delegate Council. The Polity
Proper Nature
Court Act is an insult by the Delegate Council
of Student Government to our collective moral and honorable characAnother argument made by the propo- ter: it implies that we need the DC's law (dubinents of the Polity Court, is that student gov- ous as its administration will be under the
ernment will be enhanced by the creation of a present DC) to keep us virtuous.
judiciary. That formal student government
Insofar as the court purports to serve dewithin reasonable limits is a good thing, is mands that are already met, we have as much
something with which we may all agree. But need for a Polity Court as we do for a Polity
the creation of the Polity Court transgresses Fire Department. Indeed, as there are occathose reasonable limits, and by strictly enforc- sionally instances of unruly student behavior
ing Polity Law and improperly enhancing for- on this campus, so there are also occasionally
mal student government, will destroy much fires. Perhaps, in addition to usurping the
of that casual student government, that sov- authority of individual students with respect
ereignty of casual goodwill and good-sense, to minor disciplinary matters, the Delegate
which is so very important on this small cam- Council would also like to take over for the
pus.
Annapolis City Fire Department in extinguish-

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�ing small blazes. Maybe those members of
the DC who want to play Polity Court would
also like to play at being firefighters: after all,
someone would need to be Polity Fire Chief,
and someone else Polity Fire Truck Driver.
The College could have a small Polity Firehouse
built with the new dorm, and Polity Fire Hoses
could no doubt be secured without much
trouble. Should the DC decide to go ahead
and establish a Fire Department - which, in
the balance, would probably be a better idea
than establishing a Court- Mr. Tallent volunteers to slide down the Polity Fire Pole, and
lvfr. MacLean would be pleased to tend to the
Polity Dalmatians.
After all, at the heart of this proposal for a
judiciary seems to be some desire on the part
of its proponents to play Court, a fine game
where one student might don robes and play
the Judge, and another play the Lawyer perhaps - and gleeful though the members of
the DC might be, pounding their gavels on
the Private Dining Room table, and padding
their resumes with entries such as "Polity Court
Judge" and "Polity Court Advocate," the consequences will be very grave.

What We Will Lose, and
What We Can Do
The introduction of the law into society
signaled for Aeschylus the conclusion of a
Golden Age. Is that where our Polity now
stands, a polis at the conclusion of a glorious
but lawless past, and the cusp of a regulated
future which gains in lawsuits what it lacks in
nobility, the shift brought upon necessarily by
its own vast and magnificent tragic flaws? Of
course not- the whole idea is just dumb. We
St. John's students need not the Delegate
Council's law, at least not in any greater amount
than we already casually enforce for ourselves.
We certainly need not the Delegate Council's
help in settling our disputes. The introduction of the Polity Court into our little College
will supply far more evil than it will ever eliminate.
This evil will steal into our lives chiefly in
the form of a certain kind of corrosive speech
that judiciaries of all varieties encourage: rhetorical speech, which cares not for truth, but
aims only at some sort of personal gain or
victory. Such speech is a perversion of the
logos; it is a stealthy thief which robs those
who use it of their reason, and submits them
to the rule of their appetites. Such speech is
the medium of formal self-gove=ent. It is
antithetical to the sort of speech that the Col-

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lege tries to instill in the hearts of its students
and in the course of its affairs: philosophic
speech, which cares of nothing but truth, and
is by nature calm and open-minded. Philo- By Melissa Thomas, '04
DC Secretary
sophic speech is the medium of communication which we as a College prefer, the medium
of kindness, of careful investigation, of a care
Present at the meeting of the Delegate Counfor justice. It is the medium of casual self- cil, held Wednesday, April 3, 2002, were Martin
gove=ent. With philosophic speech there Anderson, Stuart Bannon, Steven Clark, John
are no losers, and there are no lies.
Cottrell, MaryJoDokter, Terrence Duvall, Bobby
In response to this distinction, a propo- Ramsey, Adrienne Holland, John Horton, Annent of the Polity Court, might respond, ''You drew Hunt,Jus~Nayl~r, Lauren Shofer,Anderare being naive: courtroom speech is just what : son Tallent, Sorua Wi~ruewski, President Robert
people do in seminar, after all. They bring . Abbott, S~etary Melissa Thomas, and Treasurer
their points and argue for them." This perverse thinking belongs to the kind of people
who favor this monster of rhetoric, this judicial abomination, this kangaroo Court.
Communities where rhetorical speech is
pervasive are unhealthy communities. By and
large, it cannot be avoided in large communities, which necessarily tend toward the sort of
political institutions that encourage rhetoric,
and rule by its use. Nations have the laws and
courts; even large universities have their honor
codes and student judiciaries. St. John's College, where we make our home, is different
kind of place. There are two qualities which
distinguish us: our smallness, and our program of study. Together, they foster that reasonability and goodwill among us, which
make so very unnecessary the kind of Court
the Delegate Council wishes to impose. The
program, and the goodwill of the students
engaged in it, thrive upon our love of truth; a
Polity Court introduces the possibility and encourages the uses of lies. No reasonable person can believe that in a community so small
and closely-knit as ours is, that the custom of
students lying to one another could be circumscribed in a court. Our small gorgeous liberal college - should some action not now be
taken- is going to suffer all the evils that
rhetoric and lying can sow, and all this so a
group of ambitious students can play court.
So what then can be done? The act has already been passed, and at this point awaits the
approval of the Dean. He should not approve
it. All those who are concerned should monitor the situation, voice their concerns to their
DC representative, and hope that in the end
goodwill will prevail over litigation, that personal honor will prevail over public formality,
and that truth will prevail over lies.

. Sam Spaldin~.
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!he meetlng began with a discussion of the
· Polity. Court ~ct, "The Delegate Council may
esta~li~ a _Polity Court and define its procedures
and iunsdictton. Several questions were raised
by delegates about the necessity of a Polity Court
: '.111d how student problems have been handled
. 1n the past. Members of the Constitutional
: Coz_ruruttee told the Council that the adminis. tratlon has handled some of the problems in
: the past that would be handled by a Polity Court.
A Polity Court would be responsible for
making judgments about violations of Polity
Laws, which are listed in the handbook. Since
thePolityLawswerecreatedbytheDC,theConstitutional Committee responded by saying that
theyshouldalsobeenforcedbytheDC. Afew
. concemeddelegatesalsovoiceconcemabouthow
· such a court would affect the "landscape" of the
small St. John's campus. However, the Constitutional Committee explained that passing the
act of council would only give the DC the ability
to establish a Polity Court and would not actually establish the court. With that said, the act
: was passed by a voice vote.
·
The next item for discussion was the docu· ment ''Polity Court Procedures" presented by
the Constitutional Committee. The DC began
by reviewing the first three subsections of the
overview section: jurisdiction, structure, and general Provisions. Delegates discussed methods
of jury selection and accepting cases.
The meeting ended with Mr. Abbott's sug: gestion that delegates continue to review the
. Polity Court Procedures document and be pre· pared for more discussion of the procedures at
: the next meeting. Members of the Polity are
welcome to attend DC meetings but are not allowed to speak at the meetings. The members
of the Constitutional Committee are Mr. August Deimel, Mr. Andrew Hunt, Mr. Justin
Naylor, and Ms. Sonia Wisniewski. Any co:ll- •.·
cemed members of the Polity should speak to
their delegates or a member of the committee.
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Inside the War on St. John s Most
Populous Mammal
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By Hayden Brockett, '04

As many of the Gadf/y's readers know, St.
John's College has been engaged in an open
war for months. Battles have been fought,
casualties taken, and glory won in the ongoing struggle between mice and men. Ever
since the weather tumed cold, sending the
rodents scurrying into Campbell and Randall
halls, there has been little peace for the residents of these dorms. Fortunately, many
members of the polity have performed acts
of valiant service to the college. Buildings and
Grounds placed countless traps both outside
and inside the dorms. Treasurer Bud Billups
investigated the issue and sent out a mass
mailing to help win the propaganda war. And,
for weeks, sophomore J\1ary Ruffin took pains
to tell each member of every single one of her
classes, in excruciating detail, just what had
happened on third Randall the night before.
Some furious skirmishes followed Spring
break, but the tide of the war appears to have
turned in favor of the political animals. The
number of murine incursions fell drastically
during the last week, owing mostly to the
warm temperatures. Whether this respite is
merely a feint remains to be
seen, and the Ga4f!y, which has
stayed silent throughout the
conflict (save a brief personal
anecdote by Anderson Tallent
in the February 26 cover story),
means to capitalize on this issue before it runs back into the
fields for the summer. Or so
says our Editor-in-Chief.
As the universally acknowledged frontline in the war on
mice, the women of third
Randall are the natural first
stop for any report on the war's
progress. These ladies have
survived the mice's fury with
aplomb, only sometimes running to the nearest available
male for help. This reporter has
alone delivered several squeaking rodents from their similarly high-pitched captors. Early
partisans of the sticky-trap, in
which mice are enmeshed in a

mass of gummy glue with only the vain hope
of chewing off their own limbs to occupy their
tiny lives' final hours, the third Randall women
got off to a troubled start as foot soldiers. As
organizers and hell-raisers, however, they have
shown themselves second to none. DC Representative Adrienne Holland famously
marched down to the office of the Director of
Student Life, Andrew "Go to bedl" Ranson
with a live mouse in hand and d~anded jus~
tice. She also organized a well-attended, if not
entirely successful, dorm meeting for Randall
in which she counseled her dorm mates likewise to demand their due.
Spurred on by the insistence of the Randall
women, the offices have searched for the
sudden influx's source and hit upon the
Mellon construction as a likely cause for the
overall infestation. But when it comes to
what attracted mice to individual rooms, the
authorities point their fingers squarely at untidy students. The charge that furry visitors
attack only messy boarders, often levied by
B&amp;G and Director Ranson is however
readily disproven-third Ra~d~ll residen~
and known slob Laura Mangum has never
seen a mouse. Instead, the Randall women
assert, mice enter rooms where poor main-

tenance or just weak floor- and baseboards
allow the ready creation of mouse holes.
Third Randall has consumed much steel
wool in the blockage of these holes, but for
several weeks, when they closed one hole
during the day, the mice would gnaw a new
one at night.
The most shocking story to come out of
third Randall is of course that of Erin Page,
who returned from Spring break to find a
mouse nest in the middle of her bed. The
two women had cleaned their room thoroughly before leaving for break, but to no
avail. What constitutes a mouse nest?
"[Mouse excrement], a sheet crumpled up
to make a nice bed for the mice and
raisons," says Miss Page. Her roorr:mate
Miss Seymour adds, "popcorn and a disturbing brown stain."
Interviewing the warriors on first
Campbell, the Gadf!JI turned up further examples of the mice's impudence. "On Ash
Wednesday, I woke up 5:30 and heard a
mouse in my trash can," said freshman Missy
Skoog. "I didn't know what to do, but I
thought that I should at least get the trash
can out of my room. I could do that." But,
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adding injury to sacrilege, "[the mouse]
jumped out of the trash can [and escaped to
his 'secret subterranean lair' to laugh with all
his mousy cohorts at my fright]." Fortunately,
Skoog found a Buildings and Grounds staff
member who set a trap in her room. When
asked which sort of trap she wanted, Skoog
replied emphatically, ''.A real one." For serious
mouse hunters, there is only one real trap: the
snap-trap. "I didn't want that mouse still making noise when I woke up," Skoog later explained, "I wanted him dead."
Missy Skoog is not the only Campbell resident with a lust for mouse blood. Junior and
Kentuckian Trent Riney, generally unperturbed
by all manner of vermin, was significantly
"freaked out" when he saw a mouse on his
pillow early one Thursday evening. "I saw the
varmint scamper up my bed and squat on the
pillow;' he said. He called for backup, but the
mouse slipped by two attackers, slithering between Riney's sheets and disappearing. This
was not to be the last of his encounters with
the scurrilous creature, however, as it reappeared just before seminar, perched inexplica-

bly on top of Riney's open door, perhaps at- :
tracted by the excellent mouse nest lining pre- ·
sented by Kagan Cauglin's nearby hair. The :
two gentlemen managed to capture the ·
mouse, although they too gave it to this re- :
porter for disposal.
By far the most efficient mouse catchers in :
this war of attrition reside in Campbell 203. ·
Whereas the seventeen women of third :
Randall have caught approximately thirty-five ·
mice over five months, these two students :
combined to trap twenty-one of the little dev- ·
ils in three and a half weeks. Over one twenty- :
four hour period, nine mice fell afoul of their ·
machines of death. The ceilings of second :
Campbell, formerly the firm territory of only ·
the gray invaders, was the scene of much car- :
nage, and night after night the resounding ·
claps of brass guillotines would signal the :
demise of further rodent intruders. An ag- ·
gressive strategy of forward emplacements :
ensured that the pristine confines of 203 ·
would remain free of the enemy and that the :
other and less well-maintained rooms on the ·
floor would be likewise protected. Their so- :
ciopathic efforts have helped make St. John's ·
College once again safe from the mousy :
menace.

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respect but Mr. Inojosa responded that he,
Mr. Whittiker, had been lucky in this.
Ms. Brann redefined the boundaries of the
discussion by changing the division from theoretical and technical to things that no one
knows, that is, things that no one can just tell
you, and things that somebody does know.
She expressed a sentient often heard from tutors that there is simply not enough time to
do everything and that if one can learn faster
by means of a commentary then one should
do so.
The end of the discussion focussed on
what made a good class on Newton and math
in general. Observations included that drawing the ideas on the board was important as
well as constantly questioning the proofs, not
only because they could very well be wrong or
at least questionable, but because we may only
understand them if we do. As Ms. Higuara
pointed out, its very easy to think you know
something you don't.
I apologize to the participants of the discussion whose comments I was unable to include in these minutes. The Committee would
like to thank every member of the pointy who
attended and made their contribution to the
important discussion on instructional materials. If you have further thoughts on this
matter, please speak to a member of the SCI.
Meetings are Thursdays, 11:45, Randall Private Dining Room.

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MALONE

By Michael Malone, '04
Folks this was the game to end all, end all
games. A fierce, competitive, slightly sexy game,
which spanned two days, and ended with the
moon exploding. Delayed due to a power outage Feb 23-reportedly caused by Mrs. O'Leary's
cow--the Druid vs. Guardian basketball game
was rescheduled for Monday February 25 after
seminar, and was nothing less than the game of
the century.
Most people spent their Monday afternoons
preparing for seminar. Not Druid Randy "randy"
Pennell. Nope, Randy spent the ten minutes he
typically allocates for seminar, working through
the inspirational, highly acclaimed children's
novel, and Oprah Book Club choice for Junythat's the month between June and July-"The
Little Engine That Could." While Randy is certainly no "little engine," the book's morals of
dedication, perseverance, and the invaluable rights
of steam locomotives, certainly got him both
hot, and bothered.
Even with Randy all fired up, the Druids came
into the game significant underdogs. The Druids had clinched their overall third place in the
basketball standings, and a win over the Guardians could not move them into second. Meanwhile the Guardians needed the win to prevent
the Spartans from clinching first place. The Druids also had to play minus the serious skillaz of
BJ. Covert, the Druid's lead A Team scorer; and
both Andrew Ranson and Brian Sumner: the
Druid leaders in defensive fouls. Finally, Druid
Ray Sears was still recovering from back surgery
leg problems, Steve Travis was getting over a
"cularly nasty case of Bubonic Plague, and
son Tallent was caught up in a nasty pla.sm law suit from his Freshman Essay.
While the Guardian's managed 8 B-Team play.s for the first quarter, the Druids could only
ter 6, including Febbie Ian Blaustein-no ren-in his debutante intramural basketball
e. The Druids got the early lead and held it,
the quarter 18to10. I'd say it was a team
rt but really it was just Randy sinking three
ter after three pointer, finishing the quarter
3/3 from the foul line and 9 points from
"de the big green circle. This was all part of a

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Pennell MVP in
Game of the
Century

Druid master plan for the last three
years. First, they drafted him knowing he could shoot, but forced him
to hold back for three years so no one
would complain he wasn't playing on
A-Team. Then in his last game, Randy
would emerge like some sort of swan,
only larger and without wings, or a
bill, but still with webbed feet, to lead
the Druids to immortal glory.
The second quarter had the Druids committing many offensive turnovers, and their lead dropped to 2
with 5 minutes left. Superstar freshman Tom Craven's three pointer at 4
gave the Guardian's their first lead of
the game, up one. The Druid's regained momentum in the last 4 minutes, with a quick five points from
Anderson Tallent, and the Druids finExploding moon heralds Game of the Century.
ished the quarter up 7 with 44.
The third quarter was Pennell' s last time on Guardians closer and closer to the championthe floor playing Basketball as a Druid. Well at ship game with the Spartans they all wanted so
least student Druid. He came out on the floor badly. But several things are certain in this uniwith a goal of making a lifetime high 20 points. verse: 1 Rock and roll will never die. 2 Lance
But a stronger Guardian defense put that in Armstrong deserved the late July 1999 cover of
doubt, especially when freshman Paul Cavanaugh Time-when he won his first Tour of Franceswatted away one of Randy's three point at- over pretty boy John F. Kennedy Jr.' s death due
tempts. But Randy huffed and puffed and chased to pilot incompetence. But most relevant to this
the ball down into the comer and sank his three fine article, the Druids will not go down without
pointer from there, so go figure. Anyway, the a fight.
Nope
quarter ended with the Druids up 62 to 47, and
With 4 minutes remaining, the Guardians
Pennell finished his day with 18. Truly a man
found themselves up 4. Barn. Ray Sears drills a
among men.
The forth quarter saw the momentum quickly three. Barn. Druid Fletcher Cunniff cops a feel,
shift to the Cuardians as the Druid lead dropped grabs a steal, makes a lay up, and the Druids are
from 15 to 0 in 6 minutes. Some would say this suddenly up 1 where the lead hovered for the
was because that it was now officially Tuesday next two minutes.
Story time.
morning. Those people are so foolish to the naOnce upon a time, the Guardians were a very
ture of sports believing superstition rules over
athletic talent and practice, and that by wearing bad team. Not bad as in Michael Jackson 1989
their lucky socks they are the only factor that de- bad, more like bad as in Michael Jackson 2001
termines whether their favorite sports team wins bad. But they could always count on Big Ben
or loses that they should be forced to watch 1982 Speakmen to show up for their games. Despite
box office bore "Tron" until they realize how his questionable fashion choices, his awkward
dumb they are. Some would say Tom Craven body movements, and something else I must've
was instrumental in this charge, and you should forgotten, the Guardians held on to him. While
agree with them. His big three pointer and
smooth hands from the foul line brought the continued on page 12
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�OPINION PIECE

THE GADFLY

In Favor of the Polity Court

St. John's College
P.O. Box 2800
Annapolis, MD 21404

By Robert Abbott, '04
Delegate Council President

Densmore

: Sports

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Newton's Principia then we could look : he could rebound the b-ball, he couldn't shoot it .
closely at the Densmore manual. Sadly, we · very well, but since he never refereed their games,
don't have unlimited time, but only a pre- : it paid to hold on to him. That is until they did
cious few months with each author. I en- trade him, and to the Druids no less.
Story time over.
courage everyone to examine his or her own
With barely two minutes left in the game, the
approach to the program, especially to the
math tutorial. Ask why you study what you : Druids were up one and saw Speakmen drib''IYI final(y get to see Mari(yn."
do, why you emphasize what you do, and . bling the ball not five feet from the Guardian .
The Yankee Clipper, Joe DiMaggio, on his
: bench. That's when the taunting began. They .
what you get out of your classes.
death bed.
I am innocent of none of the peccadil- · dared him to shoot it. It's their fault he shot it. :
loes here enumerated. I point to them not : Butit'shisfaultitwentin,andSpeakmendrained . By Mr. Pickens,
to condemn or judge others, but with the · his second three pointer of the evening, putting : Director of Athletics
hope that together we may find solutions. : the Druids up 4 over surprisingly quiet Guard- .
Athlete of the Week honors this week for
Have I gone too far? Should we seek a bal- · ian squad. Indeed the typically low scoring :
ance between technical and general questions? Speakmen led the Druids in A-team points with the men goes to yet another young baskeball
If you think so, then please speak up; no 14, and gave the Druids a nice lead going into the playing member of our community-Julian
Heines. This past week Mr. Heines, the son
one will do it for you. Before stepping off final minute.
For what was an incredibly exciting game, the of tutor :Miss Heines, showed he's got some
the soapbox, let me also encourage everyone to read Stringfellow Barr's invaluable : last minute was utterly painful to watch. Not : skills while playing for Mr. Travis' Greens. In
· because the Druid victory was in doubt. It's just · Sunday's contest Mr. Heines was truly feeling
"Notes On Dialogue"; it can only help.
: that the last 43 seconds took 10 minutes to play. . it, lighting up the scoreboard repeatedly, and
· This is no exaggeration. In fact, it took 5 min- · also handling the ball well and dishing off like
: utes just to get the clock down to 37.9 seconds. : a pro. Unfortunately, Julian's efforts were not
· Basically the Guardians fouled every chance they · enough to overcome Mr. Riney's Golds, who
: got in an attempt to get the ball back. If anyone · now remain the only team left in the winner's
continued from page 3
· knows of an instance where this actually worked · bracket of the March Madness Tournament.
: withamargingreaterthan3,pleasedon'ttellme, ·
Athlete of the Week honors this week for
destructive crop killing weeds known as striga · and forget it yourself because this is the reason ·
the women is rightfully bestowed, methinks,
hermonthica which is causing billions of dollars : ·why basketball games here get really boring. To ·
not on an individual, but an entire team. Talkin crop losses. These are losses which the starv- · the surprise of no one, it didn't work that Tuesing about :Miss Gregory's White Team, who
ing countries ofAfrica cannot afford. In looking : day, and the Guardians lost by 5 to the Druid 80.
played superbly as a unit, and defeated a much
to find solutions to the problem, Mr. Halweil · After the game, which Lauren Shofer said was
stronger team (at least on paper anyway), :Miss
says that simple ecologically friendly methods are : "So awesome," Randy Pennell was asked how :
Habegger's Reds. Kudos to: :Misses Gregory,
much better suited to stemming pest problems · he felt about his historic game. In a typical dis- ·
Cox, Umemoto, Krasniewicz, Martin,
in the third world than bioengineered crops.
: play of modesty, Pennell directed the praise back : Leichman, and Strickland.
To sum things up Mr. Halweil advocates that · to the Druids "because for some reason, no- ·
Calling All Kunai: the women's spring
we need to recognize that this is a very powerful : body ever comes out to cheer for us." Pennell :
cer season begins next week, April 2 at 4:15. ?
technology and be cautious in how we apply it. · also added, ''You know we're still the baddest ·
Get out your cleats and come on down and
"We need to be humble in how we use this tech- SOB's in the intramural league." Further ques- ·
run and get some fresh air.
nology," he stated. He believes that information tioning revealed that it was to the :Michael JackAlso starting next week is this year's experkgained from research ofbiotechnology could be son 1989 bad to which he was referring.
ment with a new game: Ultimate Frisbee. Ultf.;t
a powerful tool, but that changing the genetic
mate will be played on Tuesday afterno
codes of the crops we eat is very risky. This all
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l\fr. MacLean and j\fr. Tallent graciously
allowed me to read their article submitted
to this week's Gadfly. I find myself at a loss
for words- perhaps this is because they have
used them all up. I am confident that a
short and honest clarification of the facts
will be helpful to the Polity.
Last week an Act of Council was passed
in the Delegate Council which reads as such:
"The Delegate Council may establish a Polity Court and define its procedures and jurisdiction." The passing of the Act in no
way establishes or necessitates a Polity Court
at any time. The only proposal on the table
for the Court's structure is a jury of five randomly selected students and an administrator selected from the student body. No attorneys. No judges.
There are three concerns mentioned in
the article: The passing of the act was unfair. There is no need, either constitutional
or popular for the Polity Court. The court
is contrary to the spirit of the college.
I would answer the first objection as
such. If the act were a mandate to create a
court, then the Polity would have reason to
be concerned that the Act passed swiftly and
without being widely publicized. The Act,
however, is not such. It is a provision which
allows the council to enact a court only if
the council agrees on what form it should
take. I would draw your attention to the
Act itself, "The Delegate Council may establish ... " This process of determining the
court's procedures will continue during the
remaining part of this year and include ample
oppurtunity for the polity to voice its opinion.

Each delegate also has a different opinion of the court, each of which is being
heard. Despite this diversity, when it was
voted on, only Mr. Tallent objected to the
.\ct. Every delegate was personally consulted
during the week before the act was introduced and regardless of their concerns as to
what form the court should take, agreed to
vote on the Act and pass it. This decision
was made rationally and only after careful
consideration of the difference between

passing the provision of the act and the establishment of the court. Only the former
has been done.
The constitutional need for the court is
plain. It is implied in the existence of Polity
laws. If the Polity is willing to establish
laws, regardless of how many violations
there are, there should be provision to enforce them. However easy it is to interpret
the constitution to suit one's own purposes,
we cannot ignore the real necessity the Polity has created by establishing law. The authors of the article have used the words 'can'
and 'ought' to differentiate two ways of
intepreting law, thoguh they have reversed
them. We ought to establish the Polity
Court ,\ct, we can establish the coU:rt, if we
so choose.
In answer to the objection that there is
not a great popular demand for a court: if
the college were so unruly as to require a
judicial system for its survival, I would not
be returning for my Junior Year. Most communities do not institute programs because
they are in desperate need of them. By the
time a need is desperate it is too late to
efefectively act. The court will answer what I
can only hope will be infrequent violations.
In part, because the court would be used
infrequently it would not have a large effecct
on the spirit of the college. I do not presume to understand this spirit to such a
degree as to impose my perceptions of it on
the Polity. I imagine that the court would
be presented as a service to the community,
having to be used only infrequently. I would
ask whether the article's characterization of
both the college and the effect the court
would haye on it are in any way provable or
simply speculation. I would also cite the
example of the Sante Fe campus, which
maintains a moderately active court, and has
certainly not turned into a vigorously litigious battle ground.
The provision of the court should not
be decided on the basis of whether or not
cases are being addressed effectively by the
administration. It is a question as to
whether certain cases should be handled by
the students. Currently Ms. Seeger is obliged
to enforce three laws which the administration never approved. There is no reason for

her to do so. It is in our best interests to be
responsible for our own regulation.
I would encourage the polity to look beyond 1-fr. Talent's and Mr. MacLean's mildly
rhetorical manner and try to see what I believe are very real concerns about the court.
There is a distinct possibility that the court
should never be enacted. We need to consider the procedures of the court carefully
before we would ever allow it to be established. The Polity needs to look back at the
constitution and see if the necessity for a
court should be maintained, that is to say,
whether we wish to maintain our commitment to self-regulating laws
But in the end the question that the polity needs to consider, is whether we wish to
be self governing. The polity court is not
an imposition of external authority; it is an
acceptance of the responsibility we have already taken up.

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                    <text>THE
~GADFLY
The St. Johns College Student Weekfy
Volume XXIII, Issue 24

Annapolis, Maryland
April 23, 2002

Visions of Croquet
A look ahead to the most civilized sporting event in the world

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Editor-in-Chief

Gadfly Mailbox
Dinner in the Library

Infinitesimal Space

G. August Deimel

· Dear Students,
As most of you are aware, this past seProduction Managers
. mester I agreed to try out a new policy of
Martin Anderson
Melissa Thomas
: allowing beverages in the library. I did this
· because I remembered how much I used to
Section Editors
: crave a simple cup of coffee to study with
News: Elizabeth Laughlin
· when I was a student. I thought it was unFeatures: Laura Mangum
: fortunate that students were required to go
Ideas &amp; Images: Anderson Tallent
· all the way to the coffee shop whenever they
Sports: Jon Cooper
: wanted to have something to drink.
I really hoped that students would reContributing to this Issue
: spond well to this new policy. Although
· probably most people are responding to it
l'v.fr.I)anielHarrell,'Tutor
: in the spirit we hoped for-bringing in a
Justin Naylor
· coffee mug or water bottle, and drinking in
· a discreet manner-we've been having some
· significant problems. 'The first is that some
: students are bringing in not just one drink,
· but two or three, as well as food. A whole
: meal seems to be spread out around some
· students as they sit reading. We have never
: allowed food in the library, but since the inFounded in 1980, the Gadj!J is the student weekly : troduction of our new drink policy, the
distributed free to over 500 students, faculty, and . amount of food being brought into the Iistaff of the Annapolis campus as well as tutors : brary has greatly increased. Other students
emeriti, members of the Board of Visitors and . are setting wet containers down on the
Governors, and the offices at the St. John's Santa
: tables, which leave a white ring on the wood.
Fe campus. Opinions expressed within are the
. Other students are walking through the Iithe sole responsibility of the author(s). The Gadf!y reserves the right to accept, reject, and edit : brary, heads tilted back as they take a draught.
If our new policy is going to remain in
submissions in any way necessary to publish the
most thoughtful, informative, and thought-pro- : force, all of this kind of thing has to stop.
voking newspaper which circumstances at St. · Like the other buildings on campus, the
John's permit.
: Greenfield Library building has a problem
· with mice and other pests, for which the
Letters of 200 words or fewer have a better : presence of spills, apple cores, and so on
chance of being published than those longer than
· presents an irresistible draw. We don't want
this limit. Letters submitted will be edited for
: rings on our beautiful and expensive furnigrammar, punctuation, and spelling in most cases.
The Gadf!y is not obligated to publish all submis- . ture. 'The library staff doesn't want to posions and will not print anonymous submissions : lice how the library is being used. And most
· importantly, we want a study atmosphere to
except under special circumstances.
: prevail throughout the library.
Yearly subscriptions are available for $30.00. TaxIf you cannot bring one drink in a closed,
deductible contributions are greatly appreciated. : secure container, and drink it carefully and
Please make checks payable to the Gadj(y. For · discreetly, please do not bring a drink into
display advertisement prices and information, call
: the library. 'To do more than that will go
410-263-2371, x2212.
· against the spirit of what we are trying to do
Deadline: Saturday at 3p.m., unless permission : together here. If you have any ideas or quesfor a delay is granted in advance. Submissions : tions about this, I'd really like to hear from
will be accepted as long as they are legibly writ- . you.
ten, but typed copies, diskettes, and e-mail subSincerely yours,
Lisa Richmond, Librarian
missions are greatly preferred. Please e-mail submissions to sjcgadfly@yahoo.com.

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Dear Gadfly,
As a devoted reader of your "publication," I
was dismayed to discover that in your muchboasted-of "double issue," the brilliant comic
strip by that man-among-men Nathaneal Eagle
was allotted an infinitesimal amount of space,
rendering the words to his grand epic nigh illegible. 'This is unacceptable.
Where would we be today if Martin Luther's
buddy-with-a-printer had chosen Garamond at
size eight for his 95 theses? The indulgence-dispensing priests would have been too busy
squinting to get angry. What if they had packed
the Student Committee oflnanity Minutes and
useless stories about mice around the sign bearing the words, "All men seeking entrance must
be versed in Geometry" above the Academy?
What if The I)ark Night Returns, the greatest
graphic novel ever made, had been reduced to a 4
W' by 6" pamphlet?
The Gadfly needs funny things. :Mike Malone
pointing to an exploding moon is funny. l'v.fr.
Grenke making fun of weak people is funny.
The Gadfly printing 3:11- epic" On ... " comic strip
in a square the size of a postage stamp is a tragedy of a magnitude ultimately equal to infinity.
I fear that, as a result, I can no longer, in
conscience, continue supporting the Gadfly with
my purchase of..
Oh. It's free. I)amn.
Grievedly Yours,
Nathanael Eagle

Defending
Computer Services
Dear Gadfly,
I am writing to take issue with Nate Eagle's
comic strip "On Computer Services" which appeared in last week's Gadfly. I do understand the
sentiments expressed by the piece; the antics of
the computer network over spring break were at
times very frustrating However, I find Mr. Eagle's
use of the strip to launch insults at the Computer Services Office very rude and completely
unwarranted. The staff of that department has
been working literally night and day, 7 days a
week, to effect some changes to the network that
will in the long term provide more consistent,
and secure service for the faculty, staff ands
dents. Along the way they have had to ad
some fundamental problems in the current

tern, making for a very complex and time-consuming process. Several staff members and student aides worked around the clock over spring ,
break so that the majority of work could be fin- By Peter Speer, '02
ment ''Here (Live)", 46. Black Lipstick ''White
ished while students were away. Unfortunately,
Jazz", 47. I)ub Narcotic Sound System "Rid.in'
some of us still had to suffer some inconveLiked a song that you heard at Prank, but Shotgun", 48. The Jewws "Heartbreaker'', 49.
niences during the process. 'To be blunt. .. too couldn't match the tune with a name? Here's the l\1ilkshakes "I Want Cha For My Little Girl",
bad. The network is a service that the college pro- complete list of everything that was played, at
50. The Kiss Offs "Love You Hardcore", 51.
vides to us on its terms, not ours. Like the cam- least while I was manning the tape decks, Friday,
Holland ''Varispeed", 52. The Small Faces
pus buildings and the parking lot, the network April 18, 2002:
''Whatcha Gonna Do About It?, 53. Nonna
sometimes needs maintenance and renovation;
Bob I)ylan "Santa Fe", 2. The Sweetles ''Die 'Tracy &amp; The Cinderella Kids "Skateboard
and, as with the campus buildings and parking Schule 1st Aus", 3. Guided By Voices "Echos
Song'', 54. Mathlete "213 Arcade Lane", 55.
lots, sometimes the college community must Myron", 4. Beulah ''Dig the Subatomic HideGuided By Voices "Man CalledAerodynamendure some annoyance and inconvenience in out #1", 5. Big I)rag "I'm a Lonesome Fugiics",56. GuidedBy Voices ''My Valuable Huntthe process. Had l'v.fr. Eagle bothered to familiar- tive", 6. New Order ''Age of Consent'', 7.
ing Knife (Live)", 57. Mavi Isiklar
ize himself with the complexity of the Com- Spoon "Take the Fifth", 8. Wolfie "Hey It's
"Kiskaniyorum", 58. Steward "I Spent My
puter Services project and all of the hard work Finally Yay", 9.Love "My Little Red Book",
Money Too Quickly", 59. The Congratulations
that has been put into it, perhaps he would have 10. The Kiss Offs "Mock St. Augustine", 11.
Fleet ''The Funeral", 60. OfMontreal ''Don't
realized how arrogant and unjustified it would 'The Halo Benders "Your Asterisk", 12.
AskMe To Explain", 61. The Raymond Brake
be to deem such an effort an "incompetent man- Kickstand "Tally Ho!", 13.JonathanRichman
"Secret'', 62. Archers of Loaf''Web In Front'',
gling of [the] network." These remarks are of- "Parties in the U.S.A.", 14. The Bartlebees
63. I)ouce Gimlet "Blue Chippy", 64. The
fensive and unfair to those who have worked so ''You're Still Beautiful", 15. The Beas "InterLucksmiths ''Beer Nut'', 65. Go Sailor ''Windy",
hard on the project; it would have been more national Girl", 16. All Girl Summer Fun Band
66. Henry's I)ress "Over 21", 67. Velocity Girl
appropriate for l'v.fr. Eagle to have taken his "con- "Grass Skirt'', 17. Outrageous Cheny "Six Days
"Tales of Brave Aphrodite", 68. Scrawl "Bad
structive criticism" to Computer Services directly in May", 18. Pavement "Mussle Rock (Is a
Seeds", 69. Smog "Ex-Con", 70. Sammy
instead of using a public forum to levy hurtful Horse in Transition)", 19. The Replacements
"Encyclopedi-ite'', 71. The Mooney Suzuki
comments towards other members of the com- "I Will Dare", 20. Busytoby "Me, My Drums,
"Half My Heart'', 72. The Modem Lovers
munity. Frankly, I am surprised at the Gadfly for and You", 21. Takako Ivfinekawa ''Klaxon!'', 22.
"Roadrunner'', 73. The Coctails ''Whoopsy
allowing its pages to be used as a vehicle for petty Thee Iran-Contras ''My Keyis Fancy'', 23. NothDaisy (Live)", 74. The Rentals ''Waiting'',
insults.
ing Painted Blue "Swivelchair'', 24. SilverJews 75. Silver Jews "Living Waters", 76. Bob
Michelle Paine "Self-Ignition'', 25. 'The Folk Implosion
I)ylan "If Not For You", 77. Polvo "Can I
"Won't Back Down", 26. Kleenex Girl Wonder Ride", 78. Kleenex Girl Wonder "The
"Louis, My Corpse Looks a Little Familiar", Bostonians", 79. Pavement ''No Tan Lines",
27. Silkworm w/ S.M. ''Never Met a Man I 80. Kingsmen ''What'd I Say", 81. 'Tommy
Didn't Like", 28. Beatnik Filmstars "PilotJack James &amp; The Shondells "Mirage", 82. Joy SisDear Gadfly,
Vanderbelt", 29. Bikini Kill "In Accordance ters "Dear John", 83. Adam Green "Dance
In reply to Mr. Naylor's article of this week: to Natural Law", 30. Henry's I)ress "Hey With Me", 84. Thee Iran-Contras "Kitchen
those responsible for an idea of such thought- Allison", 31. Junior Varsity "Hot Rod", 32. Counter'', 85. Lynnfield Pioneers ''Yos To
less malevolence as the Polity Court, deserve ev- Squeeze "Goodbye Girl",33. I)inosaurJr. ''Just Go", 86. Velvet Underground "Head Held
erything they get. We are ashamed of no lan- Like Heaven" , 34. The Gerbils "Fluid", High (Early Version), 87. Papa M "Pissing
guage we used to describe this idea and these 35.'Tullycraft"Pimey Bose",36. Ciao Bella ''How in the Wind", 88. Pavement "I Love Perth",
people; and, we reiterate our opposition to the Low", 37. Supercharger "It's Alright'', 38. Su- 89. The Mummies "Zip A Dee Doo Dab."
Court, and our comfort with strong words as a percharger ''Buzz
means of opposing it.
Off", 39. 'The
Furthermore, we wish to distinguish between Mummies "Big
two uses oflanguage that l'v.fr. Naylor seems to Boy Pete", 40.
have confused. The first is accusatory speech, 'The Contours
. used publicly to indict individuals for acts of " S h a k e ,
wrongdoing. The second is adhominem speech, Sherrie",41. The
which craftily attempts to divert discussion of an Wedding Present
,issue to a discussion of the characters of those "Box Elder,
involved in debate. The former can be found in Mo'', 42. Guided
Gadfly article, the latter in Mr. Naylor's pithy By Voices "Big
ponse.
School", 43. The
'The Polity Court is a proposal on its death- Softs ''Nervous
It has now suffered two major hits: the Tick'' 44. Sonic
ean's veto of the initial act, and the arousal in Youth "Teenage
Students swarm into McDowell Hall for the prank show
continued on page 8 Riot'', 45. Pave-

Name That Prank Tune

Polity Court Again

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�COVER STORY

Rules of the. Game

The Great Croquet Preview
By Laura Mangum, '04
Features Editor

The days grows long and commencement
grows near, and this Saturday, St. John's will once
again play host to the 20th annual croquet match
against the United States Naval Academy. Last
year there was wailing and gnashing ofteeth when
the Annapolis Cup fell into the hands of the
l'vfidshipmen, for only the fourth time in 19 years.
This year, however, the St. John's Croquet Team
is ready for battle.
Last Wednesday afternoon found the front
lawn of St. John's speckled with l'vfids of 28th
Company in their dazzling white letterman jackets with golden 'Ns' emblazoned on them. They
had journeyed across King George Street to play
a few rounds and visit with their counterparts the collected assortment of mallet-toting
Johnnies that have become an after-class fixture
on the campus since the weather started getting
warmer. Imperial Wicket John Polk '02 of San
Jose, Costa Rica* will be a heading up this year's
team that includes Seniors Lou Kovacs, Lucas
Ford, Terry Duvall, Jon Cooper, :M:ike McGuire,
Peter Speer, Juniors Tom Juskevich and Bennett
Porter, and Freshman Nick Wittier.
The l'vfiddie team is made up ofJuniors and
Seniors and headed up by Imperial Wicket Marty
Timmons '02 of Cleburne, Texas. The strategy
and technique of croquet gets passed down from
class to class at the USNA, and is helped along
the way by a professional coach, Anne ''Ms. Croquet" Morris from just up the road in Maryland.
The players are selected by Mr. Timmons, and
almost none of them played croquet before coming to the Academy. The preparation for the Navy
teams begins in the wood shop soon after Wmter Break, when the l'vfids piece together scraps
ofhardwood, filled with brass, to craft their own
mallets.
When asked what was best about the game
the reply ''Teamwork!" was quickly squelched by
a giddy respondent's colleagues in favor of ''The
thinking aspect ..and any game in which an eighty
year old man can cream you has got to be great."
There will be dancing on the front walk of
the Barr Buchanan Center, with live music provided by the Naval Academy's swing band, Trident Brass. The tournament starts at 1 p.m. There
are five matches, and the best of five will take the
cup. So bring out the suspenders and fedoras,
pack a picnic and cheer for the Johnnies as they
bring the cup home where it belongs.
*Not true.

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The Competitors

Game Overview

Field of Play

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The standard double-diamond rectangular
court (shown at right) officially measuring 50'
wide and 100 feet long, may be reduced to fit the
size and shape of the space available. (If you
reduce the court, try to maintain a six-foot separation between the Starting/Turning stake and
the adjacent wickets; a shorter distance constricts
the playing space and affects game tactics.)
The game is designed for up to six balls, and
may be played with any number of players from
two to six. There are always either four balls (two
on each side) or six balls (three on each side).
A game usually requires from one to two
hours to play to its conclusion - that is, until one
of the players or teams has "staked out" by scoring all the wickets and striking the Finishing Stake
with all the balls on its side.

The Sides
There are always only two sides,with the "hot
colors" (red/yellow/orange) competing against
the "cool colors" (blue/black/green). When only
four balls are played, the sides are blue/black
againstred/yello'iv.

ti'-•------.511----114

In the spring, at the time when kings
go off to war... - II Samuel
Croquet Lore

The Turn
A tum consists of one stroke plus any additional bonus strokes earned by the ball in play.
After the first round of turns, a side may play
any one of its balls in each tum.
At the conclusion of a tum in which a wicket
or stake point is scored, the wicket clip of the
color corresponding to the ball should be placed
on the next wicket or stake to be scored by that

ball.
True (basically):
-Rumors abound as to how the annual match between
the USNA and St. John's began. They all, however, generally agree that that the first game came about after a challenge to the l'vfidshipmen from some Johnnies which took
place during a dispute at The Little Campus, a popular
watering hole that used to stand where Galway Bay now
is. The l'vfids accepted the challenge, and on the given day
were promptly demolished. A tradition was born.
-Underclassmen l'vfiddies act as caddies and serve drinks
during the matches.
.
-The planet's rotation and weather patterns insure that it never ratt1s on Croquet Day.
False:
- Johnnies or l'vfidshipmen were killed as a result of the dispute at The 1:1tt1~ C~p~s.
-The match was created by a Johnnie "hoping to create a relaxed sooal situation tt1
which the diverse group of students could meet."
-St. John's has gone undefeated.

Bonus Strokes
There are two ways to earn bonus strokes: by
' scoring wicket and stake points or by hitting (also
called "roqueting") an opponent's ball with the
ball in play.
Wicket or Stake Bonus Stroke
One bonus stroke is earned for passing
ugh your proper wicket in the order of the
e. One bonus stroke is earned for striking
Turning Stake after scoring Wicket #7. These
kes must be played from where the ball lies
the point is made. No bonus stroke is earned
ball that "pegs out" by striking the Finishing
net Bonus Strokes
You get two bonus strokes when your ball
(or roquets) a ball of the other side.

1.The Croquet Stroke is the first of these,
played either in contact with the roqueted ball or
from one mallet-head's distance. The contact
Croquet Stroke is played by placing your ball_ in
contact with the ball you hit (roqueted) and striking your ball to make both your ball (the striker's
ball) and the other ball (the croqueted ball) move.
Ifyou wish, you may place your foot or hand on
top of your ball to keep it in place while you
strike it, sending the croqueted ballin the desired
direction.
(Note: You may choose to "outlaw" contact
Croquet Strokes to help equalize playing levels
and prevent stronger players dominating the
game.)
2.The Continuation Stroke is the second of
the two roquet bonus strokes, and it is played
from wherever the striker's ball lies after the Croquet Stroke.
.
At the beginning of every tum, a player 1s
eligible to roquet any opponent ball(s). Each
opponent hall may be roqueted for bonus strokes
only once in a tum, unless the striker scores a
wicket (or the Turning Stake). Scoring a point
entitles the striker to roquet each of the opponent balls again, and a skillful player may score
several wickets in one tum.
Bonus strokes may not be accumulated: Only
the last-earned bonus stroke(s) may be played.
On the Croquet Stroke, if the striker's ball clears
a wicket, the Continuation Bonus Stroke is lost,
and only the Wicket Bonus Sroke may be the
played. On the Croquet Stroke, if the striker's
ball roquets another ball on which it is entitled to
take bonus strokes, the Continuation Stroke
from the first roquet is lost, and you are entitled
only to the two newly earned bonus strokes.
If your ball clears a wicket and in the same
stroke hits an opponent ball on the other side
of the wicket, the hit does not count as a roquet;
you may, however, choose to then roquet the
opponent ball With your Wicket Bonus Stroke.
There is one exception to the rule against accumulating bonus strokes: You may earn two
bonus strokes by scoring two wickets in one
stroke. (Ibis commonly occurs at the Starting
Stake and the Turning Stake, when you may score
both wickets in one stroke so you can use the
two consecutive bonus strokes earned to attack
the position of the other side(s).
If another player sends your ball through its
proper wicket (or into its stake), your ball does
score the point; however, there is no bonus
stroke. Bonus strokes may be earned only by the
ball in play during its own tum.

Rover Balls
Rovers are balls which have completed all the
course except for striking the Finishing Stake.
Rovers may be staked out - that is, driven into
the Finishing Stake -with any legal stroke by any
player at any point in the game.

Winning the Game
The side which scores all the wickets and
strikes the Finishing Stake with all its balls wins
the game. In timed games, the side with the
most points wins when time is called; each wicket
or stake scored by each ball counts for a point. If
there is a tie, keep playing until one side scores a
point and thus wins the game.

Boundary Balls
All balls sent out of bounds are brought to
the point where they crossed the designated
Boundary and placed one mallet-length inside
the court before play resumes. There is no penalty or loss of strokes for sending any ball out of
bounds. Out-of-bounds balls are simply placed
in bounds, and play resumes. All balls that come
to rest within the Boundary Margin- closer than
a mallet-length to the Boundary - are immediately replaced on the Boundary Margin, with the
one exception of the striker's ball still in play on
a Continuation Stroke or a Wicket Bonus Stroke,
which is played from from wherever it lies within
the Boundary Margin.

Faults and Penalties
You must strike the ball only with the face of
the mallet. The mallet may not touch any other
ball except the striker's, nor may it strike a wicket
or stake, nor may it" crush" a ball against a wicket
or stake to make the stake or wicket bend or
move.
There are no penalties for faults. Out-of-tum
plays and all faults should be corrected by replacing the balls to their positions before the fault
occurred and replaying the shots correctly.
Unless there is a previously appointed referee the word of the striker should be accepted
in disputes. In disagreements on replacement
of balls to replay fouled strokes, the offending
side must accept the judgment of the opponent.

All information about the rules
from croquetamerica.com.

of croquet taken

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A ainst Rh t r1c

hts on the Look of a Tut

By Mr. Daniel Harrell, Tutor

Suppose one day we decided to introduce a
new tutorial into the Program's Senior Year
called "Plato." For what end and by what
means? The obvious answer: for the end of
understanding Plato better than we did that
rushed first year, by means of a more deliberate approach with more mature minds. Still, I
can envision at least three competing kinds of
such approach in thrice weekly gatherings. In
one, a better understanding means gaining a
more complete picture of the Platonic corpus
as such; we thus spend the year reading and
discussing every dialogue Plato produced in
tum. In another, a better understanding means
gaining a more detailed picture of the Platonic
corpus as exemplified in its finest achievements; we thus spend the year reading and
discussing only some of Plato's dialogues yet
now at a more measured pace.
In the third and final approach, a better
understanding of Plato means gaining a
deeper sense of his corpus as a collective product of Platonic art. The primary object of focus in this approach would not be Plato's Dialogues but rather what we might call Platonic
Dialogue, a genre or mode of philosophic writing with a characteristic set of elements and
principles that each individual work in the corpus embodies in some specific but fully realized way. Here we'd spend perhaps half our
year in the tutorial on these elements and principles more directly; devoting a few days, even
a week or so, to, say, "beginnings," "middles,"
"ends," "interruptions," "myths," "oatl1S,"
"numbers," "invocations of the daimon,"
"postulations of the ideas," "accusations of
irony)" "mentions of Plato,"---~yo-u get t._lie
idea. If we're lucky, someone somewhere after
decades-long study and steeping in Plato has
written a book on Platonic Dialogue so construed that we might use in tandem with the
course. But likely no such luck. Instead, we
write it ourselves in a sense-some singleminded manual composed and compiled especially for the purpose; with sundry provocations, suggestions, a gentle push here and
there, a downright theory or two, excerpts from
the corpus for illustration, all of it comprising
a kind of Socratic midwifery to help us think
more exactly and yet synoptically about the fundaments of the Platonic text. This, a manual
whose account giving, such as it is, is meant to
orient rather than instrnct, essentially phenom-

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enological rather than professorial in character,
discriminating and descriptive and deriving,
rather than doctrinal and defensive, on the
subject of Plato's designs.
Once we gained our bearings in the course
we'd soon enough use, as our primary objects
of study, a few of Plato's shortest works as
ready-at-hand, more-easily-assimilated examples of Platonic art. The Hippias l\1inor,
for example. The goal in turning to these
shorter works would be to see how the elements and principles already discussed are put
to work by Plato in his actual compositional
practice. The second semester? We commence
with a reading of the Meno, along with a concurrent study of Klein's commentary on tl1e
work. Here the goal would be to develop a
more concrete sense of how a comprehensive
reflection on an example of Platonic Dialogue
looks and sounds. A study of Platonic hermeneutics, so to speak. There might even be exercises in imitation assigned at this pointeach student required to wl'.ite after the manner of Klein on some part of one of the
shorter dialogues read the previous semester.
Perhaps an exam or two? -"In what conversational context is Socrates most likely to swear
'by the dog?'" "In light of which topics and
to what end is Plato likely to leave Socrates on
the conversational sidelines or even out of the
dialogical game altogether?" Maybe even a compositional challenge: write a brief exchange with
Socrates and some interlocutor "in llie Platonic manner." \Ve would ilien spend a final
two montli.s or so on the Republic, putting
everything heretofore learned to work in the
effort of coming to terms with tlus grandest
achievement of Platonic art.
The first n·vo appro3ches to the tutorial
sound irreproachable; the third a strange and
intolerable mess-too fanciful, too fussy, too
fragmented, too dependent on questionable
interpretive material outside Plato's texts to
be of any pure or lasting use. An approach, let
us say, too insistently instructional, despite its
good intentions, to be genuinely educative.
I\fany students would doubtless feel more
confused than confident throughout the year
and maybe even perplexed at the end: forced
to twist and tum and finally pull apart what
would never quite come back together, at least
in the look of shapeliness the students found
it at first.
Nonetheless: only this third approach, this
conniving or cavalier or at least cluttered way

of studying Plato's works, conceives those
works as embodiments of a genuine activity
and phenomenon of compositional art, something that the right sort of speculative guidance, along with some insistent, manifold, onthe-fly nudging, can make more apparent and
intelligible in its own right. Just as a similarly
designed ''Aristotle Tutorial" would do-now
I dream, for a moment or two, of a fantastical
fifth year of the Program. In year five we'd
spend all our first semester tearing the
Stagarite's corpus into more digestible pieces
for the sake of examining and comparing all
sorts of cross-textual, characteristic, commanding examples of illuminating Aristotelian
pithiness-"able to be otherwise," "not able
to be otherwise," "the same in being but different in number," "in virtue of," "on account
of," "in one sense yes; in another sense no,"
"in many ways," "prior"-again, you get the
idea. And we'd do all this dividing and collecting and even inUtating for the sake of confronting some largest-scale work as a whole
during the second semester (the Metaphysics?
The Ethics? The Ethics and Politics together?).
Again-a certain kind of mess of an approach.
But again-ilie only approach that conceives
Aristotle's works as embodiments of a genuine activity and phenomenon of metaphysically mformed thought that a similar sort of
speculative guidance and on-the-fly nudging
can make more apparent and intelligible in its
own right. Leaving all sorts of textual scraps in
our wake as we sail zig-zag-like onward and outward, the whole enterprise looking at tl1e very
least jerry-rigged and even sometimes barbarous
in all its devisings when compared with tlle more
haphazard but still natural, reliable, traceless,
moi:e or less self-originating conversational motions in Seminar-moving in this way by a kind
of studied contrariness in our Plato or Aristotle
Tutorial we'd nonetheless be finally trying to do
something other and potentially deeper than talk
Plato or Aristotle: we'd be trying to think Aristotelian, think Platonic, and in both att=pts seeso we hope-a deeper, higher, larger "more" in
ilie works of these writers th:m we would othei:wise see.
From this outlook, ilie very cleanliness
the first two approaches in the Plato Tutorial can.
begin to smell funny. Aren't these approaches ~
arguably irreproachable in bemg essentially sal~-.
tary and thus effectively toothless? The suspt"/;

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continued on page ~}'

By Justin Naylor, '02

When I first read Mssrs. MacLean's and
Tallent's article on the polity court, I couldn't
quite believe my eyes. Two students, well
known for their good sense, had suddenly
seemed to have gone road. Perhaps, I thought,
they have been driven to the edge by the beauty
of Bach or the rigor of Maxwell respectively.
Or maybe, I speculated, the mice had finally
polluted the water in Campbell. In any case,
my objection to their sentiments stems not
so much from tlleir substantive arguments
(which do occasionally lurk behind tl1eir rhetoric), but from the manner in which they chose
to voice them.
The tone of the piece and the ad hominem
attacks it includes (toward roe among others)
are wholly inappropriate and, I think, embarrassing to tl1e two gentlemen. Central to their
opinion is that the constitutional committee
acted in "secrecy" and with ill-intent, putting
aside the good of the polity for the sake of
their "ambition" and desire to "play court".
Of all the claims in the article, tlus is certainly the
most baseless and offensive, and it shows an
almost total disregard for truth or fact, not to
mention decency or kindness. Although I can
only speak for myself of course, I can firmly say
a few things about their assessment. Any work
I do for the DC is done out of a desire to represent a view and constituency which would otl1er;.vise go under-represented. If this weren't the
case, I would quit the DC tomorrow. I would
love to. If I remain on the DC and do work for
it, it is because I feel a duty to, not because I enjoy
it, because I almost never do. Frankly, I'm not
sure what I think of establishing a polity court.
The issue came up in our subcommittee meetings (the subcommittee has been set up to review tlle DC's constitution, wllich has not been
done in many years), we talked about it calmly
and reasonably, and decided it would be good to
send the issue to the DC for discussion. The
subcommittee consists of four members who
not often see eye to eye. Any agreement we
come to is usually the result of compromise and
discussion. To represent the work of the
committee any other way would be ignorant and
false. If Mssrs. MacLean and Tallent think otherwise, it would be proper to hear reasons and
not merely mean-spirited claims to the contrary.
·•If they have no reasons, they owe the subcom..mittee a public apology.

The truth is, Mssrs.
MacLean and Tallent
know little about the
constitutional subcommittee because
they never botl1ered to
consult any of its
members before publishing their diatribe.
There was no attempt
to learn anything about
our motivation or intent, let alone the facts
of the proposal. Accordingly, their article is
in error in regard to
several crucial facts
about the act itsel£ As
will be dear from the
DC minutes, contrary
to their article, tlie DC
did not pass an act of
Justin Naylor after reading the Mssrs. Maclean and Tallent's article on the Polity Court.
council establishing a
polity court. Such an
act would surely never
have passed with sucl1 short debate. Rather, the
In short, their article is full of half truths and
act that was passed asserted fuat "The Delegate falsehoods, and though they do raise some imCouncil may establish a Polity Court and define portant objections to the court, these are obits procedures and jurisdiction". This act merely scured by r=arkable sophistry. They write well,
spells out powers stated in the constitution: that and the rhetoric would be a joy to read were tl1e
the DC may hear grievances and enforce polity issue not a serious one. The great irony here is
law. There is no polity court established at St. that their article is guilty of generating precisely
John's College today, nor will there be one es- the kind of harm that they fear a polity court
tablished until the DC can agree on procedures will nurture. They fear "rhetorical speech, whicl1
for such a court, wllich also cannot be done until, cares not for truth, but aims only at some sort
or if, the Dean approves the act of council. It is of personal gain or victory". They contrast
not at all clear tllat tlus will ever happen. As the this with "philosophic speech, which cares of
DC minutes will make clear, objections were raised nothing but truth, and is by nature calm and
as to many of the concerns of l'vfssrs. Tallent and open-minded.... it is the medium of kindness,
MacLean, e.g., "several questions were of careful investigation". I can see no way in
raised ... about the necessity of a Polity Court.... A which their own piece qualifies as anything but
few concerned delegates also voiced concern rhetorical speech par excellence. They seem moabout how sucl1 a court would affect the 'land- tivated by a single aim: to kill the polity court
scape' of the small St. John's community". J'vfr proposal, which constitutes fmthero "victory''.
Tallent was not the sole voice of such concerns. Regardless of their good intentions or even tlle
It is true that along with the act, suggested pro- possibility that the court would in fact be harmcedures were submitted to the DC for consider- ful to tlle college, placing ilie rhetorical aim of
ation, but these, being far more controversial, victory above all else, including slandering stuwill surely not be voted on any time soon, and dents undeservedly, is, frankly, shameful. I see
possibly not even tlus year, and will almost cer- no evidence whatsoever of calmness, kindness,
tainly be modified to some extent. Once again, or careful deliberation in their words. This is
Mssrs. Mailian and Tallent simply misrepresent ironic considering that it is precisely such calmfacts. They imply that the DC has passed an act ness, kindness, and careful deliberation which
establishing not only a polity court, but a specific
continued on page 8
form of polity court This is simply false.
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Tutorial
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cion would work something like this. We give
ourselves a year's luxury in communion with
Plato and yet refuse to be fundamentally animated by the archeologist's desire to dig right
through to whatever principles can be finally found
at constant work in the achievements of Plato's
art; rather-we resolve to be more simply, piously, even slavishly inspired by the incontestable fact of those achievements themselves.
1bis-a more seemingly solid ground on which
to stand, but mere topsoil, in fact, when standing before Plato, face to face. Out of both these
approaches one might well see achieved more a
cultivation of connoisseurship and less a genuine confrontation of any of Plato's works.
Tunking's expected, but at best an expected byproduct of an intellectual's ambition: to boast
of having read and discussed with one's fellows
either everything Plato wrote or every line of
Plato's best. If "boast of" sounds too strong,
replace it with "satisfied with"-a more quiet
form, still, of the same intellectualist ambition.
TI1e aim is dangerously close to the self-congratulatory goal of some Plato Appreciation Course,
eve1ything organized in such a way to look admirable rather than really be thinkable.
Midwifery? Our interest in confronting Plato's
work in seamless directness forces any communal form of this into whatever lasting significance can be found in our conversations about
the texts; and yet here, in the Plato Tutorial so
conceived, one might detect the windeggs of
merely seeming progress time and time again:
day by day, book by book, line by line, a voluminous burst of students' enthusiastic theorizing
·with little ground beneath it or recollective force
behind it; everything reacted to but nothing added
up. Or, contrariwise, the same false movement
only under the duplicitous rejoining grip of a
tutor's tyrannical hold: where each subsequent
line of each subsequent work is bat further h"'1ductive proof of some cherished doctrinaire idea
about Plato's accomplishment-his "theory;' his
"position," his "teaching," his "development."
Whatever accepted convention we use, this idea
is put to work to order and arrange everything
read to no sensible effect: all of it added up so
crisply, cleanly, arithmetically, that nothing can be
reacted to in its own right If the tutorial's progress

8

through Plato thus depends on some middle
way between frantic and forced, rigid and reactive, it seems exactly fue kind of phenomenological resoluteness and archaeological ambition
represented by the third approach. And as long
as we've rediscovered this middle way in our practice, why don't we do what's best-so strategy
says--and encode such an ethos, embody such a
gesture, in as many ready-at-hand doCUll1ents as
possible, and thereby offer steadier support to
fue idiosyncrasies and sheer chanciness of each
individual tutor's daily conversational engagement?
What we risk in this third approach to the
Plato Tutorial, in any case, is the appearance of a
kind of interpretative bias and textual fragmentation, along with the possibility that a good
many students remain more stricken fuan satisfied in fueir time with Plato as Seniors when all is
said and done. But on this view that's all we risk.
What we avoid is a far worse fate: a kind of
textual sterlity in eifuer a toothless salute or
bloodless inspection of the Platonic texts, along
with the possibility that not a few students might
thus emerge more intellectual than intelligent
about Plato's works when all is said and done.
The only real obstacle to such an approach perhaps lies in whatever reasons an obligatory fourth
year tutorial on a single author's work sounds
strange. If enough of fue faculty believed that
"Plato" (or "Aristotle," or "Shakespeare," or
"Hegel'') named a genuine liberal art in any genuinely liberal life, I could see just such a tutorial
using just such an approach cooked up in some
seeming half-baked way and taking a grasping,
many-fingered hold of a student's education for
one confounding year. A number of well-chosen essays on the art would be nice; an artfully
compiled manual nicer still; a well-written book
nicest of all; but however the instrun1ental things
finally stand, I could envision enough tutors seeing on their students' behalf enough promise in
t.h.e phenomenon oft.he art and enough perils
in the achievements of fue art to do whatever
cutting and pasting and kibitzing it finally took,
and risk however contrived it all finally looked,
to ensure fuat no students could use tl1e tutorial
to get that much closer to connoisseurship while
enabling any who worked hard enough to get
fuat much closer to confrontation, and finally,
comprehension.

Polity Court Letter
continued from page 3

the Polity of a general sentiment of derision and
a tone of righteous mockery. Its supporters may
complain all fuey wish: fuey may grumble and
whine, and take refuge in protest at fue vigor of
the protestors: but fue bottom line is, this Court
will never come to be. They will simply have to
get used to that idea.
Sincerely,
Aaron MacLean
Anderson Tallent

Rhetoric
continued from page 7

characterized the constitutional committee meetings, and even, to some extent, the DC meeting
itself. Any reader of their article should put
Mssrs. MacLean and Tallent's article up to the
test of their own standard. I think anyone would
come to the conclusion that their speech is not
"philosophical", but "rhetorical".
It is not clear to me whether a polity court
would poison to some extent the landscape of
St. John's. Maybe it would; maybe it wouldn.'t.
We should, and will, talk about it as a community. It is clear, however, that Mssrs. Macl,ean
and Tallent's article, however, does poison fue
landscape of tl1e community. It sets fue wrong
tone for the debate and will generate little helpfi.il
or productive dialogue about the issue. Like all
rhetorical speech, it "cares not for trnfu, but aims
at some sort of personal... victory". The two
ge.G.tle1D.ffi suggest t:.~1t Sl-"!Ch speech belong; to fl
polis, not to a family or close-knit community
like St. John's. I couldn't agree more. St John's
seems like some kind of middle ground between a polis and a family. \Ve do see a need for
some sort of formal institutions and regulations,
though hopefully any fuat do or might exist will
work toward harmony in fue community, not
division. If a polity court would produce such
strife and division (which is not at all clear to
me), we should not pursue it. What is clear,
however, is that Mssrs. MacLean's and Tallent's
article does produce such strife and division.
Their sophistry is likewise suitable only for the
polis. There is no need for it here at St. John's,
and it can only do great harm.

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